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In fact, although the Great Bear Emperor's appearance is not good-looking, it is far from ugly. His arrogant and tyrannical appearance is matched with a huge body that far exceeds that of ordinary humans.

However, the most fearful thing in everything is the contrast. The Great Emperor Bear is young and fashionable and can be regarded as Kong Wuxiong. Thanks to the huge two-meter-long sword that he dances all the year round, he has really developed strong and exaggerated muscles, which looks very oppressive. At that time, he would never be called a bear, but would be called "a strong man like an iron tower"!

It's a pity that when people are middle-aged, plus long-term pampering, the muscles of the Great Bear Emperor have lost a lot, and they are replaced by clumps of thick and soft meat.

And considering the size of the Great Bear Emperor is far beyond ordinary people, there is also a lot of fat on his body. Even though the tailor of the dress has tried his best to cover him up, he still inevitably shows timidity in the details.

In particular, the fat and bloated belly is very prominent. Even if three strong belts are added, it will inevitably droop in front of him, and even the gold buckle belt with the royal coat of arms around his waist is forcibly swallowed. In the folds of a layer of soft flesh, only a little gray-brown leather edge is exposed.

Looking down at his bloated belly and flabby muscles, and then looking sideways at the well-proportioned, slender, sturdy young man, there was a strange look of jealousy and anger in Emperor Bear's eyes.

Half of those eyes were regretting the absence of their youth, and the other half were annoyed that the father and daughter of the Tarantino family were so ignorant of praise, and they took turns to embarrass themselves on such an important occasion.

After scanning the guests in the auditorium, after seeing the ridicule and contempt in their eyes, even though the city was as deep as the Great Bear Emperor, he couldn't help but turn a little black, and he couldn't say anything after that.

Although his reputation was not very good before, it was deliberately pretending to be stupid and absurd. Although it may be more than shameful, but it was also his own initiative to choose. At least there is a comfort in my heart. , but now...

After noticing the embarrassment and embarrassment on Emperor Bear's face, the Shadow Pope sighed inwardly, and then proceeded to the next step as if he hadn't noticed that he had not yet completed the oath.

"Very well, His Majesty Norman has answered my question perfectly as requested, adhering to his truest will in his heart, and earnestly stated his trust in his partner and his loyalty to this marriage."

After saying this nonsense without changing his face, the Shadow Pope turned his head to face William, and said calmly:

"Then it's your turn. This young gentleman, please place your right hand on the Holy Code in the same way, and swear that what you say next will be completely sincere."

Oh, it's finally my time.

William nodded when he heard the words, imitating the previous appearance of the Great Bear, and stretched out his right hand to firmly cover the cover of the Holy Book.

[Books stained with human palm grease]

【Ordinary items】

[An ordinary book called "The Holy Book of Light", which records the teachings of the true God compiled by the Holy See of Light, and the corresponding quotations put forward by several Popes of Light.

After the first half of the boring content, there are dozens of short stories selected by the first pope to preach the teachings of the Holy See. Occasionally read it casually...]

[Please note that since the last human who touched this book has more developed sweat glands, it is recommended to clean your hands as soon as possible after touching this book]

"..."

fuck!

Feeling the wet and oily hard leather cover in his palm, William's mouth twitched, and he immediately arched the back of his hand and turned his palm into claws, leaving only his fingertips to point, pretending to swear:

"I promise that under the testimony of the Holy Codex, I will be responsible for every word I say next."

As soon as he finished speaking, an extremely pure white light suddenly lit up, illuminating the entire auditorium.

"..."

Holy crap... it's not the system, have you passed it? I haven't sworn my oath to marry the Black Lady! You think that I can't be responsible for my own words, and there must be lies next?

Just as William was speechless and asked the sky, the guests present immediately made a loud noise.

"Everyone! That's a blessing!"

"It seems so... Who sees it clearly? Did this person receive a blessing from the gods just now?"

"I didn't see it clearly...but when you took the oath, you flashed on your body, it should be a blessing or something?"

"Stop guessing, isn't Mr. McCarthy here? Just ask her to test it with magic?"

"It makes sense!"

"..."

At this time, the Shadow Pope was surprised by the inexplicable light on William's body, but when she heard the guests' proposal to use divine magic for testing, she couldn't help but look slightly tight.

Excuse me, how can I, a shadow pope, do any light magic? It's just that I can use the holy relic to change the attributes and forcefully simulate a few common common divine arts. If I were really asked to detect the blessing of the true god, I would definitely use it immediately!

Realizing that they could not continue to let these people discuss, the shadowy Pope immediately said loudly:

"quiet!"

After successfully taking the lead and drank all the guests in the auditorium, the Shadow Pope hurriedly pursued the victory and said ambiguously:

"This is not a blessing! So the magic can't be measured! This should be just a... um... a simple recognition, a response to his oath!"

After hearing Pope Shadow's explanation, all the guests present looked at each other for a while, and then whispered to each other again.

"Isn't it? Will the marriage oath be answered as well? This thing is not...cough...cough..."

"Who knows? Maybe this man is a very devout fanatic?"

"It's too strange for a mad believer? Do gods usually respond to this kind of thing?"

"You're not a mad believer, how do you know that the gods won't respond? And it's still wrong for Lord McCarty to say so? Can you know better blessings than the priest of the Holy See?"

"..."

Seeing that although there are still many people who are skeptical, but basically they have successfully fooled the past, the Shadow Pope can't help but secretly let out a sigh of relief.

But after taking a deep note of William's face and deciding to take time to investigate this person, she said to William solemnly:

"The wedding continues! Please answer my questions seriously."

After saying this, I saw that her expression softened a little, and she stretched out her hand to compare the direction of the black saint on the other side of the main stage.

"Then first~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Please use a simple word to describe the image of the partner you choose in your heart."

William couldn't help scratching his head when he heard this.

Ah? Is my problem different from the bear? I thought I could copy his answer...

Knowing that he is now the focus of the audience, and in order to avoid the first question, he was left in the cold, and considering that telling a lie directly would definitely explode the lights again, William pondered for a while and decided to save the country with a curve, and tentatively said:

"Saint?"

! ! !

Noticing that everyone on the main stage was in unison, and even the breathing of the bear beside him suddenly became three-pointed, William hurriedly said something to remedy:

"Cough... (in my heart) she's a woman like a saint!"

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