This Plug-in is Too Middle School

Amid the thunderous protest of the Goddess Pulling the Hip, another goddess in the mouth of the system slowly explained her purpose.

[If you want to change all of this, then jump into the tide of destiny, and chop through the waves, defeat the most dazzling tide player among them, and present a very wonderful drama for me! 】

【Fate Trend】

[Task 1: Defeat the current Holy Son of the Holy See of Light, or greatly deviate his original destiny 11]

【Mission 2: Open it by yourself after completing mission 1】

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Gee...it's so wrong!

It doesn't matter if you beat any trendy kid, why do you even put on a drama for you? There are dramas, the kind with AVI suffixes, do you watch them?

After listening to the inflammation of the Goddess of Fortune in the system version, William pouted with a displeased expression, and decided that he must look for opportunities in the future, and strive to get back the stolen money on the head of the Goddess Pulling Crotch.

Anyway, both of their demands are to overthrow the Holy Son of the Holy See of Light, so as to greatly deflect the future direction of the Holy See of Light, and take away a lot of the power of destiny, then she should take the blame for the goddess of the system. meaning.

"Damn it! Did you hear me!"

I didn't know that I was carrying a cauldron for another goddess of fate that didn't exist. The goddess of pulling hips who was spat out for no reason was shaking the lucky coins frantically, and seemed to want to use friction to generate heat to burn William's skin, so that this dare to dare. The villains who blasphemed the goddess paid dearly.

"Why are you crazy! I'm a goddess anyway! How dare you..."

Facing the hysterical question of the goddess pulling the hips, William coughed lightly:

"It's nothing, I haven't slept well in the past two days, and the hand oil is a little heavy. I'm thinking about getting it wet so I can wipe it for you. Since you don't appreciate it, forget it."

"Bah! What are you putting..."

"Go go! As a great goddess, why are you staring at these details? Next topic, next topic."

After forcibly finding a reason to prevaricate, William rubbed the lucky coin in his hand and said with a serious face:

"You want me to change the fate of the Holy Son of the Holy See of Light, so as to seize the power of destiny generated from it, right? I agreed to this matter."

"…"

"?"

"!"

It seemed that he had crossed endless time and space in an instant, and had been tapped by a running hall who was keen to soak in the proprietress. The movement of the lucky coin came to an abrupt end and fell into a long silence.

After a long time, the skeptical voice of the goddess pulling the hips rang in William's ears.

"You... are you serious? You're not kidding me, are you?"

"…"

After raising his eyebrows speechlessly, William nodded slightly.

"Really, although you don't have to do it right away, you can try it if you meet it."

"…"

After hearing William's answer that didn't seem like a joke, Goddess Pulling Hip fell into a long silence again, and she was even a little... flattered.

In the past, every time she opened her mouth to encourage William to do something, she would be rejected by William, who was accustomed to acting prudently. Occasionally, she would even be brutally humiliated. She was threatened to send the lucky coins she had sent to the XX church, and was ridiculed to the voters. The protection of the true God can only prolong life by half a minute, it is more meaningful to be able to save a **** every day...

And this time, although he was spit twice, the need to seize the power of destiny was actually "approved"?

Even though there is no real body that can have **** now, the goddess of pulling the hips still faintly has the illusion of "hot tears".

Woohoo, it's not easy! Although the old lady is no longer a god, she was once a true **** after all, and her life is not as good as the pig tied to the door of his kitchen!

That pig came back with his cook carrying food, and at least he could get a word or two of praise. The old lady couldn't even hear a good word in this bastard's mouth. It's really miserable...

After snorting with emotion (if there is any), the goddess of pulling the hips who encountered the invisible PUA said excitedly:

"You... what conditions do you want this time? As long as I can give it, I promise to agree!"

"…"

After hearing the words of the goddess pulling the hips, William was not too excited, but couldn't help rolling his eyes.

With your current conditions, can you give me a hammer? Is it possible to canonize two more voters, so that each of them can live more than 20 seconds before they die, and put some incompetent and furious last words such as "revenge in the next life"?

"Conditions are no longer necessary. You can give two more protections when you look like this. The problem is that your protection is not as good as...

Forget it, forget it, in short, keep the conditions for yourself! As long as you find out that someone's fate will intersect with me in the future, you can continue to inform me in advance. "

"Uh-huh!"

After repeatedly agreeing to William's request, the crotch goddess whose wish was fulfilled said happily:

"That's right, someone's fate is about to intersect with you. Although it won't appear right away, she will definitely come to you in the future."

Um? Is it such a coincidence?

William raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and asked in surprise:

"Who is it? The Holy Son of the Holy See of Light?"

"No, it's the saint of the Church of Shadows."

For some reason, William always felt that there seemed to be some kind of emotion called schadenfreude in the voice of the goddess pulling the crotch.

"Didn't you report the location of the Church of Shadows to the little dragon? If I don't feel wrong, the saintess of the Church of Shadows should be staying there recently, and she will most likely be blocked by the two cardinals of the Holy See of Light. A positive.

Although the Holy See of Light did not want to offend the Shadow Church too much, and in the end it should only clean up some middle- and lower-level believers and expel the rest, but some trouble was definitely inevitable.

And according to the guidance of fate, when she finds out who leaked the news, most of the time she can find you. "

"…"

"You're lying..."

After listening to the words of Goddess Pulling the Hip, William frowned in disbelief.

"Even if the saintess of the Church of Shadows is indeed in the stronghold, but Nikki promised me that she would only show the note to Kieran alone. How could she find out... er... rub it!"

"Looks like you've figured it out."

This time, I didn't even bother to cover it up. In the voice of the goddess pulling the crotch, the taste of schadenfreude was obvious.

William slapped his palm in annoyance.

Failed! She should have memorized the contents of the note in the first place! Then burn it on the spot!

When the middle-aged female dragon swallowed the note, she thought she had memorized the content and was going to destroy the note, but now it seems that most of it was swallowed into her personal storage space.

The problem is that this guy doesn't know that the demon hunting team has passed the news back. She has already been treated as a traitor, and 100% will slam into the encirclement and be blocked by the Holy Son of the Holy See! It is estimated that the storage space will also be forcibly opened for inspection.

And the Church of Shadow has spies in the Holy See of Light! The recent route of the middle-aged female dragon, the note with the emblem of the Flange Papermaking Workshop, and the note with her own handwriting, all these news together are enough for the shadowy girl to follow her path!

Damn chicken! This pit bull! !

Do not! wrong!

As if he suddenly remembered something, Gua Lian, who would be touched by Will William, narrowed his eyes suddenly, and his eyes were pinned to the lucky coin in his hand like a small knife.

"…"

"You... what are you going to do?" It seemed that something was wrong, and the voice of the goddess pulling the hips trembled slightly:

"Do nothing."

William sneered:

"I just wanted to thank you for not reminding me that the slime slime still has a child!"

Noticing that William's throat moved a little, the goddess of pulling the crotch who knew what would happen in the future suddenly "lost her face" and screamed:

"Wait! Wait! I can explain it!"

"Explain the shit! Die!"

"Ah! Te!"

…

"knock, knock"

"Master Yibei? Are you up?"

"Tuk, tuk, tuk!"

"Master Yibei?"

"…"

The halfling deacon in the room never gave any response, and the guard outside the door was also a little anxious, and slapped the door forcefully.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Lord Ibe! The Lord William is here again! He said he agreed to your proposal yesterday and wanted to meet you!"

"Master Yibei? Are you there?"

"You dodge!"

Seeing that he had knocked on the door for a long time, his deacon didn't even say a word. The captain of the guard who followed behind was a little anxious. He pulled away the young guard who was about to ask questions, lifted his foot and snapped it off from the inside. Good latch.

"Lord Ibe! You quickly pack up and follow us... um..."

Looking at the house that seemed to have been looted by robbers, the captain of the guard who was still anxious just now froze in place, and then exclaimed:

"Master Ibe was kidnapped!"

…

After listening to the description of the captain of the guard who came to "report", William opened his eyes in surprise.

"You mean... that your deacon absconded in fear of crime?"

"It's kidnapping! Lord Ibe's house is very messy! There are fresh bloodstains on the floor! A lot of important things have not been taken away, they must have been **** by someone!"

The captain of the guard stomped his feet in a hurry, grabbed William regardless of etiquette, and rushed into the chamber of commerce.

"If you don't believe me! Just take a look with me! After reading it, please hurry up and transfer people, temporarily close the city gate and then search the whole city!

It is not a trivial matter for a branch deacon to be tied up. If you can lend a helping hand this time, our church will definitely give you a generous gift when the matter is over! "

"…"

After being dragged to the halfling deacon's room and observing with several guards, William rubbed his forehead with a headache.

"I think... there should be no need to hunt down the whole city."

The guard's target disappeared mysteriously, and the guards who needed to take responsibility were as anxious as ants on a hot pot. After listening to William's refusal to search, the youngest of the guards immediately lost his temper. , gritted his teeth and clenched his fists angrily:

"Lord William! Lord Ibe really offended you before! But now, please put your personal grievances away..."

"It's not a matter of personal grudges."

After cutting off the young guard's words, William reached out and touched the floor full of cuts from sharp tools, as well as the slightly sticky pool of blood on the floor.

[Oak floor cut by a knife]

【Ordinary items】

[This is a fairly ordinary oak floor. The raw material comes from the dense black oak forest in the southern border of Flange. Although it is a little worn, it still has some value because of the good quality of the raw material.

But after being deliberately cut with a knife by Ibe Bellucci, the deacon of the Church of Fortune in France, and sprinkled with chicken blood for the forgery scene, it has become completely worthless]

Tsk... This guy is really a bachelor. He just rejected his proposal for an additional quota yesterday, but he actually ran away that night...

After confirming in disguise that the halfling deacon was absconding in fear of crime through the system's instructions, William sighed and straightened up, pointed to the blood-stained ground, and said to the guards who were beside him with unknown faces:

"You deacons ran away. As for this thing, it should be chicken blood. He probably didn't want to fool around like this. Most of the time he did this to prepare for delay."

After hearing William's words, the young guard still looked suspicious, but the captain of the guard, who felt that something was wrong, suddenly changed his face, squatted down and wiped the blood on the ground with his hands, and even put his finger in his mouth and licked it. .

"Really! This is really chicken blood! Lord Ibe ran away!"

After hearing the judgment given by the captain of the guards, the guards present were in an uproar on the spot, and William looked at the mouth of the captain of the guards and said curiously:

"This thing is indeed chicken blood, but how did you taste that it wasn't human blood?"

"…"

After hearing William's question, the captain of the guard who was giggling froze, and then even in William's extremely speechless expression, he let out a rather familiar scream.

[Scarlet Viscount LV40 launches the Banshee's Howl at you, you will be subject to a will check, if the will is below 20, you will be in a stunned state, below 30 will be in a state of confusion, below 40 will be stunned for a short time …]

[Detected that the will attribute is higher than...]

[Unbounded people talent is activated, this check is exempted]

After his voice shook the guards to the side, the captain of the guards who was accidentally exposed first gave William an indignant look, and then instantly turned into a large swarm of dark red bats and fled.

No... I just asked casually when I stepped on a horse? I thought you would have a different viscosity or something, but who knew that you were a vampire with a hidden head...

In other words, no matter how greedy your mouth is, you won't be short of this one, right? Because this exposure is so outrageous...

He raised his hand and wiped it on the magic pattern on his right arm. After UU reading www.uukanshu.com took out Xiaogu No. 1, which had not been fully repaired, William reached out and patted the head of Xiaogu No. 1, which was full of bone spurs. The flying bats raised the tip of their chin.

"Howl about it."

As soon as William's voice fell, the blue soul fire in Xiaogu No. 1's skull suddenly surged, and a threatening dragon roar sounded out of thin air, covering the bats in the air.

[Your mount is releasing "Dragon Might", the dragon beast rider's special "Dragon Might (Shared is activated, and when the target makes a will check, it will temporarily gain half of your will attribute bonus]

Accompanied by the system's unhurried prompt sound, the group of bats that were scattered and fled all shook, and then fell down with a crackling like a dumpling.

I just wanted to make some money and spend it, but the **** happened one after another. Is this the treatment of the protagonist?

After the guards who were still able to move picked up a pile of bats, William pouted at the captain of the guards, who had reshaped into a human form, and said with a somewhat helpless expression:

"Tell me, who are you? Who is behind it? Why are you following me?"

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