This Plug-in is Too Middle School

After taking out all the parts of the whole set of battle armor and placing them on the ground, William pulled out his feet that had been crushed into the ground, and said to the halfling deacon with a strange look on the opposite side:

"This is the ultimate battle armor created by Master Sancho! A complete set of full-body armor at the pseudo-artifact level!

You can take the things, and the four million gold gold can be paid according to the plan I said before... If the money is paid, it can be paid slowly. The materials must be delivered as soon as possible. I am in a hurry! "

"Then... the money is fine, but isn't your pseudo-artifact armor... a little bit wrong?"

After glancing suspiciously at the helmet, which was almost completely sunk into the ground, the halfling deacon bent over and tentatively reached over, working hard to lift it up.

However, his hand had just reached the edge of the helmet, and before he could lift it up, the halfling's face immediately changed color.

This thing... is too thick!

After pulling it with one hand but not pulling it, he subconsciously put the other hand on it, pulling it hard with all his strength.

The helmet, which was as thick as an adult male's fist, trembled slightly, and was lifted a little by the halfling deacon's strength.

However, when the lower edge of the helmet left the ground and lost the support provided by Mother Earth, there was only a crackling sound, and the halfling deacon's rounded waist suddenly bowed, causing him to lose his balance instantly, even though he had loosened it. He grabbed his hand, and was still thrown to the ground by the sudden force.

"What is this?!"

Kneeling with his **** on his back for a while, the halfling deacon covered his bruised lumbar spine, straightened his body, and looked at William, who looked slightly embarrassed.

"This...is this the pseudo-artifact created by Master Sancho?"

"Um...the real thing..."

After licking his lips with some guilt, William took the initiative to look away.

"If you don't believe me, you can find someone to try it. The physical defense of this thing is definitely at the level of a pseudo-artifact. If you don't count specialties such as forced armor breaking, even if it is an attack by an eighth-order peak melee professional, you have to break it. Use the strength of breastfeeding..."

After hearing William's explanation, the halfling executive smacked his lips speechlessly, and immediately refused the proposal to find someone to test his armor without hesitation.

Just kidding, try a fart! Lao Tzu, a fifth-order professional, just wants to pick up the helmet and his waist flashes. The weight of this thing is probably heavier than the shackles given to the giants! How could something so heavy not be strong?

It is estimated that even if it is hit by the largest siege vehicle, this **** armor will not be damaged! Anyone who can wear this thing, as long as they are not crushed to death by its outrageous weight, is definitely safer than staying inside the city wall!

He kicked the armor on the ground angrily, and after knocking his toes hurt, the halfling deacon glared at William angrily, and said angrily:

"What are you joking about! This thing can also be called a pseudo-artifact? If this thing is a pseudo-artifact, I will eat it on the spot!"

After hearing the words of the halfling deacon, William blinked strangely, reached out and picked up the helmet that had been smashed into the ground again, and placed a plate on this strange helmet with a shape similar to a watermelon.

[William Vankins' Armor of Bad Taste (helmet)]

【Armor+195】【Hardness+81】【Toughness+55】【Agility-76】

[Special skill: The moving city wall, because of the maliciousness of the caster, the weight and thickness of this armor set a record for human armor. It can be called a moving human-shaped city wall]

[Special skill: Unmoving like a mountain, thanks to the unprecedented high quality of this armor, the wearer will have extremely strong resistance to most forced displacement skills except space movement]

[Special skill: Armor-piercing resistance, thanks to the unprecedented high quality of this armor, the armor-piercing attack on the armor itself will be extremely difficult to take effect]

[Special connection: Like a mountain, thanks to the unprecedented high quality of this armor, when the wearer launches a charge-type combat skill, it will cause a huge amount of extra damage to the target based on its current total weight]

[Special Skill: Ground Damage...]

[Special skills: unable to move an inch...]

...

[Special skill (helmet): Ugly armor, because of the caster's bad taste and revenge, the appearance of this armor is ugly and rough. Although the round shape of the helmet has additionally strengthened the defense attributes, it is also extremely ugly, and the wearer's charm- 10]

[Because they were bound by the Styx Oath, the dwarf blacksmiths headed by Sanqiu Divine Craftsman had to reluctantly heat the furnace for the stingy, harsh, greedy... Lord William Vankins created his own armor.

When asked about his needs, since the other party said that he can play by himself in terms of weight, he is confident that he can carry it no matter how heavy the armor is.

So Sancho God Craftsman, with a little malicious intent, was going to play tricks on this lord who had deducted countless salaries from him, and began to fill the furnace with a large amount of hard, powerful, but astonishingly heavy, so unusable special metals Material.

And his behavior was recognized by the dwarves, and everyone began to make plans, ready to seize the good opportunity of Lord William's blunder, and to disgust him openly.

However, what all the dwarves did not expect was that this set of battle armors, which originated from their bad taste and revenge, became the highest masterpiece in their lives! ...]

[The inscription of the master craftsman: "Haha! This thing will definitely make that kid roll his eyes! Let me try... Ah! Neck! My neck!"]

"..."

After reading a bunch of messy stunts and introductions, and pulling the description of this fake artifact armor to the bottom, William rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

Although the content of the inscription of the god-craftsman is very suspicious, since it has been certified by the system, then this thing is really a fake artifact, regardless of the sand sculptures.

In this case……

William squinted at the halfling deacon opposite.

If I remember correctly, someone seems to have said just now that if this set of things is really a fake artifact, then he will eat them all?

...

The halfling deacon, who was furious because of the inquisitive gaze of William, finally reacted, and the man in front of him didn't seem to be a reasonable person.

Putting away the anger on his face and subconsciously taking a half step back, the halfling deacon swallowed and said with a smile:

"Wei... Sir William, your... er... Dawn Lord's ultimate battle armor, although it is indeed astonishingly strong, maybe it can really have the defensive power of the pseudo-artifact level, but... er..."

Although he noticed that the eyes on his body were becoming more and more dangerous, if four million gold gold were exchanged for these big wastes, the cardinal would probably swallow himself after seeing the financial report, and the halfling deacon had to bite After gritting his teeth, he bit his head and continued:

"But this thing is really not usable by human beings, and although the stacking material is quite solid, even a little too solid, it is really... It is really not worth four million gold gold..."

After saying the rejection, the halfling deacon suddenly let out a sigh of relief, but what he did not expect was that although the eyes on his body were still dangerous, after the evil star was rejected, he did not immediately Threatening with hands, on the contrary, the corners of his mouth were raised and he began to speak the truth...

"According to the general market, offensive pseudo-artifacts cost several million gold gold, and the price of defensive pseudo-artifacts will fluctuate upward as appropriate. If it is a complete set of armor, it can basically be sold as two half-artifacts, I Are you right?"

After listening to William's words, the halfling executive nodded hesitantly, then pointed at the armor that was completely embedded in the ground, and said with a strange expression:

"Although the price is indeed such a price, your set..."

"In addition to the actual combat value, my set of transcendental battle armor also has a certain collection value. It is not only more than enough to be used as collateral, but also a bit wasteful."

The glowing William cut off the conversation, stretched out his hand to grab the halfling deacon's throat in a friendly way, and swore to him, who was flashed to tears:

"Master Sanqiu is only... er... In short, he is not very old at present, he is probably the youngest dwarf **** craftsman in history, and his future prospects are absolutely limitless, and he will definitely leave a deep impression on the history of forging. .

And as Sanqiu's promotion to the master craftsman, even if you buy it and don't wear it, you just store it in the warehouse of your Fortune Church. After two or three hundred years, it will definitely be...cough Cough... I mean, this thing still has the possibility of appreciation! "

After adjusting his words to avoid "sparkling the audience" again, William put the halfling deacon with his feet in the air back to the ground, patted his shoulder vigorously, and looked almost authentic:

"The whole set of defensive pseudo-artifact armor is used as collateral, and you only borrowed a mere four million gold gold. Do you feel that you have made a lot of money now?"

I only have a feeling of wanting to die right now...

After giving William a sad and indignant look, the halfling deacon resigned and stared at the sky, feeling that his job as a deacon was probably over.

Knowing that if I don't agree today, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of this door, and the halfling deacon has to choose the lesser of two evils.

After hesitating for a few seconds between handing in the financial report and being demolished by the Cardinal, and immediately being demolished by William, the few rationalities made him choose the latter, which seemed to be able to live a little longer.

Reluctantly, he took out the ledger from the space ring, and tremblingly wrote down the words—“Actually paid 4 million gold gold in materials and money, obtained the pledge, a full set of pseudo-artifact battle armor […”, the halfling The deacon said helplessly:

"Lord William, if you want to defraud us for a mortgage... Anyway, let's determine the name of the armor first? That God Sancho... What is the name of the armor created by the **** craftsman? Please give me an accurate word. , I want to record..."

After listening to the halfling deacon's feeble request, William waved his hand and said:

"Since you've said everything, then I won't argue with you anymore. You have the final say on what this thing is called. You can name it whatever you want."

"Then it's still the [Extreme Battle Armor] from the beginning..."

After picking up the pen to complete the record, the halfling deacon compared the ledger in his hand to William, and after letting him read the words on it, he silently put away the thick book and let out a long sigh , looks like he is several years old.

Although William was still thinking about taking care of this guy when he was calculated by the halfling deacon with the "generous donation" magic trick, but now he is a little embarrassed when he sees his heartbroken appearance.

After pondering for a while, William slammed his knuckles on the table and promised:

"You don't have to be too discouraged. I mainly borrowed this money for emergencies. As long as the Holy See of Light sends back the bounty owed to me, I will redeem the set of beyond armor as soon as possible."

Hearing this, the halfling deacon couldn't help but raised his head and glanced at William in amazement. He couldn't believe that this big crocodile even shed tears.

"Then...then I will thank you..."

Under the current situation of "taking the best advantage", William naturally did not need to continue to coax himself. Seeing that he really didn't seem to be planning to prostitute the four million gold gold for free, the halfling deacon's heart suddenly ignited the flame of hope again.

After nodding his thanks with a slightly excited expression, the halfling deacon seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and asked thoughtfully:

"By the way, Sir William, as the lord of the Dawn-breaker, how much do you know about the abnormality that happened the other night?"

As if he was stabbed by the big **** guy, William first trembled slightly, then tried his best to suppress the strangeness in his heart, squinted his eyes slightly and replied as calmly as possible:

"What do you mean by abnormal?"

"It's the dragon's roar that sounded in the middle of the night, and the white light that illuminated most of the daybreak collar, um... I guess it may be some kind of high-level magic of the Holy See of Light."

The halfling deacon said with some worry:

"I also remembered when you mentioned the Holy See of Light. They have had a lot of problems recently. It seems that even the contemporary saint has been placed under house arrest... I don't know if this matter will affect the ones they owe you. Bounty?"

"Um...a little bit of influence, right?"

After a casual prevarication, William narrowed his eyes and said:

"I also noticed the dragon roar and the magic. The reason why I have been staring at the city gate these past few days is that this matter doesn't seem right... What? Do you have any news?"

"There is indeed a message..."

After recalling a little, the halfling deacon frowned and said:

"I heard from the person in charge of intelligence in the church that ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The Holy See of Light recently sent a team of witch hunters from the Heresy Inquisition to Faran, as if they wanted to verify something.

But I don't know why, the sitting dragon, the current saint of the Holy See, also rushed over and killed them. If nothing else, the demon hunting team should have been wiped out, and there was only one ooze with a low IQ. Slime ran away with a child.

And according to the news sent back by the slime child, the sitting dragon of the Holy Maiden seems to be in a group with some demon, and even attacked it with its breath, it is estimated that it was bewitched by the demon and betrayed.

The Holy Son of the Holy See of Light has already brought people to capture the dragon, and it is estimated that the result will be revealed soon, the situation may be a little turbulent in the near future, you'd better... um..."

The halfling deacon looked down at his attire, and frowned in doubt after not finding anything wrong with William's straight gaze.

"Lord William? Why are you looking at me like that?"

————

It's cool to copy the book review~

_