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"Om~"

Seemingly aware of something, the lucky coin in William's pocket trembled abruptly, and he took the initiative to warn him.

However, at this time, William was busy negotiating with the middle-aged female dragon, trying to get some money out of the claws of this local tyrant dragon, so as to make up for the shortfall owed by the dawn collar, and did not notice her for the first time. remind.

1st, 2nd, 3rd...

In the repeated reminders of the lucky coin, William, who was negotiating with the middle-aged female dragon, finally noticed the abnormality in his pocket, and then reached into his pocket to catch the lucky coin, and said a little unhappily:

"What are you fooling around with? Didn't you say it before? I'm not interested in being the Pope of your destiny, and I won't accompany you to find the tombs of ancient gods... Do you have anything else to do besides these? Nothing else Let's be honest, don't you see that I'm busy!"

"…"

After hearing William's impatient "tone", the little flame in Goddess Pulling Crotch burst out, and the reminder that she was about to say it was also subconsciously retracted.

snort! Although the old lady only has a few fragments left, she was once the **** of fate after all! The mighty power of fate is something that even most gods should fear!

But you **** don't know how to be blessed. My mother has done so much for you, and she has to help you to see if there is any potential danger. As a result, not only did you not even speak softly, but actually to be blamed?

Pooh! Damn man!

After carefully watching the small tributary of fate and confirming that there is no major crisis lurking in it, the Goddess Lakka decisively decided to hide the news and be a melon-eating crowd from beginning to end.

Even she was still secretly looking forward to William's trouble because of this matter. It is best to hit a nose of ashes without hurting his bones.

I used to be too kind to this bastard, but whenever there is a real crisis coming, he has to rush to the door without his mouth, reminding him how to seek profit and avoid danger.

And just because he came to the door too many times for free, and his attitude was too good, this guy didn't take himself seriously! This time, the old lady didn't say a word, I had to watch you fall into a big somersault!

Out of a little revenge and the need to show her own importance, the Goddess Pulling Hip decided to pretend to be deaf and dumb, and Quan felt that she did not discover this small tributary of fate.

When he noticed that the lucky coin in his pocket was no longer moving, William, who was in a hurry to make up the shortfall, didn't take it too seriously. After all, although this thing was the "house" where the goddess of the crotch stayed, it was also an item of destiny. , has its own operating logic, and it is normal to occasionally get sick or something.

The last time this unfortunate thing alerted, William was eating breakfast at the cook's side, but the thing suddenly jumped up and down, and almost lost the croquette in his hand.

And when William woke up the goddess of pulling the crotch and asked her if there was any strong enemy coming, the answers he got were outrageous.

According to the statement given by the goddess of pulling hips, this is actually a "warning from fate", reminding William that he stayed up late last night and his gastrointestinal function has weakened a lot, so he should not choose those indigestible fried foods.

And if he ignores the reminder of the coin of fate, does not choose the milk porridge specially cooked for him by the cook, and continues to "willfully" eat the indigestible croquette, the maximum lifespan may be shortened by one ten thousandth of a second.

After listening to the exact judgment given by the goddess of fate, William was almost numb.

If you stay up late and add fried food, your life will be 1/10,000th of a second, and a year is 365/10,000th of a second. After staying up late for a hundred years, your life will be more than one second shorter than normal.

By analogy, as long as you spend more than 2,000 years at night, the more than 20 seconds of extra lifespan you get from the protection of the goddess of pulling the hips will be exhausted by eating croquettes every day!

This sounds really dangerous!

After letting go of the lucky coin that was as unreliable as the goddess of pulling the crotch, William looked up at the middle-aged female dragon who was full of resistance, and said with a sincere expression:

"Actually, it's really normal that you don't want to advance this money. After all, the church belongs to the church, and you own your own. Since you can't use the church's money for your own use, you naturally don't use private property to advance the church's bounty. reason."

After seeing the expression of the middle-aged female dragon with deep approval, William added with a slightly raised corner of his mouth:

"But... you don't have to be too rigid! Although you will be held accountable for the money of the church, if you help the Holy See of Light with this money, you will move your own money after you go back. As long as we have no opinion, The Holy See of Light must have no opinion.

In addition, your Holy See really owes me a bounty of 10 million gold gold, and when you pay back the money, it will not pass through my hands. After returning to the Holy See of Light, you can go directly to collect it, there is no need for it at all. I was worried that I would default on the payment, so…”

When he said this, William raised his hand and made a gesture of "all in the palm of his hand" and "the victory is in his hands", his tone was slightly raised, and his eyes were quite sincere and authentic:

"So, you help the Holy See to advance the bounty. Although it looks like it is very risky, it is actually very safe. There is no possibility of an accident at all, so what are you worried about?"

"…"

Seemingly confused by William's words, the middle-aged female dragon covered her head and thought for a long time, and found that this was indeed what he said.

To pay 10 million gold gold in advance requires the use of the wealth accumulated in most of my life, which sounds particularly unsafe, but in fact it is just a little hand, and there is no possibility of any risk at all.

Then... or help me to pad first... uh... wait!

After realizing that something was wrong, the middle-aged female dragon briefly recalled William's previous long speech, and after smacking it in her heart for a while, her face suddenly turned dark.

Damn, I almost got scammed!

This guy first appeared to be on his side, thinking about himself the whole time, numbing his vigilance, and then he kept taking the words in the direction of making money.

Although the bunch of messy words before seemed to make sense, the meaning inside and outside the words was not good, and they kept saying "help the Holy See of Light".

But the problem is that the Holy See will not be in a hurry to pay the bounty. He clearly needs the money urgently. He can't wait for the church to slowly mobilize the bounty. , as if allowing himself to help the Holy See make amends...

After figuring out the little tricks in William's words, the middle-aged female dragon's vigilance instantly became full. With her full concentration, she quickly slapped William's other thoughts together.

In addition to constantly confusing the terms of the host and the guest, this guy's words are also very strange. He has always emphasized that the advance of money is justifiable, and there is no risk in advancing the money. belt, but directly avoided the most important problem——

The lack of money in your territory is your own business, so why should I help you advance money?

…

Seeing that the expression of the middle-aged female dragon gradually became unpleasant, William knew that his little tricks might be seen through, so he had to sigh silently in his heart, and gave up the plan of the empty-gloved white wolf.

Miscalculation, it seems that although this guy is a super rigid brain, but after all, he has not lived such an old age in vain, and he is not stupid enough to fool her into helping himself with money for nothing.

After grinning slightly distressed, William silently raised his hand and gave her a middle finger.

"One hundred thousand!"

"As long as you help the Holy See of Light to get the money first, I will give you a benefit of 100,000 gold gold!"

After hearing the price offered by William, the middle-aged female dragon was a little moved, but after thinking about it, she finally shook her head.

"It's not a question of whether there are benefits, I..."

"Twenty thousand!"

The middle-aged female dragon who was interrupted frowned unhappily and continued to shake her head:

"It's all said that it's not about money, you..."

"Five million!"

William raised his **** at her five times in a row, and said expressionlessly:

"This is the price. If there is any more, I don't need you to pay for it. I'd rather sell things for money and bear them first."

"…"

After hearing the new price offered by William, even a middle-aged female dragon of the "good money" class couldn't help but tremble slightly.

500,000 gold gold, although it does not seem to be worth mentioning compared with the bounty of 10 million, but it is definitely not a small amount. Generally, an adult dragon of about a hundred years old has accumulated all his belongings for a lifetime, and it is almost worth it. This amount of money is only, and some young dragons with poor luck, or young dragons who have been robbed by powerful professionals, may not be able to save this amount.

Just for three years and five years of money, you can earn the net worth of an adult dragon for nearly a hundred years. In theory, no dragon can refuse this kind of good thing, but...

After glancing at William's charming middle finger, the middle-aged female dragon's cheeks twitched a few times, and she shook her head again regretfully and painfully.

"If it was in the past, it would be no problem to help you with some money, but I have spent a lot of money in the past few decades, and now I don't have that much money."

Hearing this, William couldn't help frowning, and looked suspiciously at the middle-aged female dragon with a look of regret.

He could see that when the middle-aged female dragon said this, it was not because she felt that 500,000 gold gold was too little, but she was really extrapolating the good thing about making this money. Wankingod.

After frowning for a few seconds, he blinked and said:

"It doesn't matter, it's okay not to pay all the bounty at once. How much property do you have left?"

"Running out…"

The middle-aged female dragon said helplessly:

"Almost all of the gold, gems, magic crystals and the like have been spent. Although I have saved a little over the years, the total is less than 200,000 gold.

In addition to these, there are a lot of treasured materials, but although those materials are valuable, most of them are priceless. "

No... You are also the mount of the black-bellied saint, and you are also the direct descendant of the current Pope. In terms of property alone, it is not too much to say that under one person, over ten thousand dragons? How can you be so poor?

Seeing that she didn't seem to be able to pay for it, William suddenly felt helpless, and said with a headache:

"If most of them can't, then a small part can, right? What is the total value of the materials you can use to trade with me?"

"…not many…"

The middle-aged female dragon's face was reddish, and she raised her hand a little embarrassedly.

Six million gold gold? That's actually quite enough, and even a little bit more... eh! wrong!

William was slightly relieved at first, but after noticing the expression of the middle-aged female dragon, he suddenly became nervous, and asked tentatively:

"Six hundred thousand?"

"hold head high…"

"…"

What the hell! Is there only so much left? !

William opened his mouth slightly, and looked at the middle-aged female dragon with surprise, for a while he didn't know what to say.

Most of the eighth-order extremely old giant dragon's property is terrifying, even if you want to use this money to prostitute the Pope of Light, he will have to worry about gains and losses for several days.

So... where did you spend all your money?

…

Just like vampires like to call their rank by the title of human beings, dragons also have their own unique rank title, and they are such creatures with age and strength, their strength and lifespan are basically the same, so The rank names of dragons are derived from their growth stages.

Young dragons, young dragons, and juvenile dragons, these three levels are equivalent to the first-, second- and third-level professionals of human beings. Although the actual combat power is completely different, the dragons in these three growth stages generally do not leave their mother's side. Some people have no chance to meet, so the power is divided like this.

The next three levels are young dragons, adult dragons, and mature dragons. The giant dragons will be driven away by the mother dragon from adolescence, start looking for mates in adulthood, and generally begin to "bring children" in their prime.

Although these three growth stages should theoretically correspond to the fourth, fifth, and sixth orders of humans, they actually develop into young dragons. Scale armor, as well as the innate powerful breathing ability, the strength of the dragon will jump directly to the sixth-order peak.

As for the last three stages, there are old dragons, extremely old dragons and ancient dragons. The dragons in these three stages are basically the same strength as human professionals, and even slightly weaker than the upper half. In terms of life, it can be regarded as a countdown.

Most dragons will gradually age in old age, and eventually die. Individuals with excellent talent and pure blood may enter the ranks of very old dragons, which is exactly the situation of middle-aged female dragons.

And a very old dragon, the youngest is five or six hundred years old, and the older ones are eight or nine hundred years old, and saving money is a racial trait of the dragons, just like a dog can't change it. www.uukanshu.com cannot be changed in any way.

Therefore, even if it is a dragon that can no longer make money, as long as it can live to the very old age, after saving for hundreds of years, the family property must be extremely rich, not to mention the middle-aged female dragon has a holy maiden mount. "Well, the family property is definitely a lot more than the average line, so William will think of her when he is short of money, but now it seems...

Seeing William's strange eyes, he felt a little uncomfortable, and the middle-aged female dragon couldn't hold back after holding it for a while, so she could only explain:

"The Holy See plans to explore the tomb of an ancient **** in the near future, and Kiran is also on the personnel list, but the tomb is a little weird and the level of danger is extraordinary, so I want to help Kiran get a pseudo-artifact-level armor. …”

After hearing the words of the middle-aged female dragon, William nodded with relief.

It turns out that the pseudo-artifact is really expensive. In addition, it needs to be equipped with a full set of armor.

Um? etc! Pseudo artifact?