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Vol 2 Chapter 691: This idea is really stupid

  Is someone coming?

   Sadio, who was drinking alone in the house, was happy at first, and then felt an inexplicable emptiness.

  He originally wanted to follow the original plan to relieve loneliness with the people who came, but for some reason, just when he got up to open the door, someone's cold and alienated face flashed in front of him.

  “…”

  "Alas!!!"

  No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make that face disappear temporarily, Sadio sighed heavily, rubbed his favorite black pearl earrings on his ears, and suddenly came up with an inexplicable sentence if.

  'When I didn't meet you, the whole world was colorful and colorful; after I met you, the whole world became black and white, and there was no brilliance except for you... After seeing your beauty, all the other things in the world The choice becomes the future...'

   Put down the hand that was about to open the door, sat back at the table, picked up the silver wine glass and took a sip, the dejected man with ear studs closed his eyes slightly, and replied to the attendant outside the door bored:

   "Forget it, let him go, I'm really not in the mood today... Well, I'll give him three times the agreed price, and don't let people come here for nothing."

   After hearing the answer from the grand duke who was obviously not "interested", the attendant outside the door first froze in surprise, then responded respectfully, then turned to look at the young man beside him, his face expressionless After pulling him further away, he took out a small bag of coarse cloth the size of a palm, and stuffed it into his hand with a slightly rude movement.

  "You're lucky boy, you can get money if you don't do anything, go with the money and the money!"

  The tall, sturdy young man took the purse, and after weighing it a little, he ripped open the bag at the end.

  After looking at the contents with the probe, the young man spread the small bag in the palm of his hand, handed it to the attendant in front of him, and said with a stiff smile:

  "Not enough!"

  I didn't expect that the young man would "inspect the goods" on the spot, nor that he would immediately reveal his little gestures, and the attendant's face suddenly became a little bit overwhelmed.

  I saw him instantly widen his eyes, gouged out the young man in the thin jacket with disgust, and then pressed his throat angrily and threatened:

  "Be honest with me, you kid! You have to make your own position as a man!

  You're just a force in the small caravan to unload the pack beasts, even if you take this money to spend a while, it's enough to squander it! You want triple the money for something like you? Hurry up and shut your stinky mouth for me and get out of here with the money! Being too greedy will not end well! "

  The young man was silent for a while after hearing the words, then stared at him strangely, and the smile at the corner of his mouth became wider and wider.

  After sticking the stem's neck, the man changed his previous words of cherishing like gold, and asked in a warm voice:

  "Did you hear that? He scolded me!"

  "Does this offend me?"

  "Is he going to attack me?"

  "Then... I can digest him?!"

  The young man's weird expression and excited voice made his hair a little bit, the attendant swallowed his saliva, then stepped back several steps, looked at the surrounding environment vigilantly, trying to find the young man's mouth the "person".

  However, when he looked around in trepidation, he did not find the shadow of the third party, and the only response to the young man was the sound of the cypress trees planted in the yard shaking their leaves in the wind.

  The attendant who thought he had been tricked suddenly became furious, and he didn't care whether it would attract the attention of his grand duke, so he slapped him with a loud slap, and a huge force was drawn on the young man's face, hitting him The face was deformed.

  "How dare you bluff me? You are a dog thing like a plaything! I'll let you know what is... um..."

  "You...you you...you you you!"

  In the terrified screams of the attendants, the young man's intact right half grinned, and asked more and more enthusiastically to the "person" who didn't seem to exist:

  "Did you see it? He did it! He did it first! He must have killed me!"

  I don't know what the structure of the man's mouth is. Even though the left half of his face is like a big lump of mud, tightly wrapping the middle-aged attendant's hand, it still does not affect his normal voice.

  "So... can I do it? I must be able to do it?!"

   As soon as he finished speaking, the young man raised his palm and placed it on the shoulder of the servant who was shaking like a sieve.

   Those five strong fingers slowly loosened and softened, turning into a black mud that ran down his clothes, covering half of the attendant's body in a blink of an eye.

   The attendant, who was half-drenched in the mud, had his legs softened and knelt down with a thud, saying incoherently:

  "You...you...what the **** are you doing! I...I'll give you money! Don't be impulsive! I'll give you three times! Not ten times! Twenty times! Ah!"

  I don't know if he was frightened by this strange scene, or if the mud he was pouring into his mouth along half of his face affected his pronunciation. I couldn't spit out the clear words, and I could only look at the young man with a frantic face with hopeless eyes.

  "I...I...put...Save! Save!"

  "Okay, stop!"

   A somewhat old male voice sounded, with a slightly disgusting tone and scolding:

  "Although we were allowed to fight back, it was also in a situation where our lives were in danger. This insect-like thing is exhausted and he can't hurt you, so you... Damn it! Stop it! He's holding back dead!"

   The gray arc light suddenly lit up, and the short matte blade slashed several times on the young man's arm in an instant, and directly cut his forearm on the servant's body into several **** of soft black mud. It fell to the ground with a clatter.

  "Mudd! Our only right is to judge heretics, and this **** is a pure-blooded human, I don't want to be implicated by you!"

   "That's right! You can kill him if you want, but you must accidentally hurt him while performing the mission, otherwise we will be punished with you!"

   "Damn it! No accidental injury! You bastards! When I go back this time, I must sue you against the red-clothed adults!"

  "You sue! I don't feel any pain anyway, Mulder is an ooze slime, and the Holy See's punishment doesn't matter, you can sue!"

  …

  As if someone broke the mute button, in this small courtyard where Sadio and his servants should only live, suddenly there were several dialogues with different tones, male, female, old, young ...and even occasionally, two angry roars could be heard.

  However, the strange thing is that even though this small courtyard has become so noisy, whether it is the earring man who is drinking in the house, or the guard who is less than twenty steps away from the earring man's door, it seems that They are all unaware of the strange things that are happening right now, and no one has noticed the anomaly.

  Under the eyes of the two guards at the outer door, six or seven strange people with different statures rode on a huge pack beast, slammed open the outer door, and entered the small courtyard.

  At this time, a gust of breeze blew, and the evergreen cypress tree in the small courtyard shook slightly. After an interval of about a second, its shadow swayed along with it, and then suddenly appeared in the air. He wore a dark corner of his clothes, which looked like the **** of a humanoid creature.

  “…”

   "Your [Ghost Hunter]'s hiding skills are too bad! You can't even hide your butt!"

   "That is, even if you change to a Tier 4 [Shadow Assassin], you won't make such a low-level mistake!"

  "Go away! I'm a hunter! A hunter! Not an assassin!"

  "We know, but you can't even hide your **** with your hiding skills, it's really rubbish!"

  “…”

   "Get out! Get out! Get out of here!"

  Accompanied by an angry scolding, the shadow under the cypress tree slowly fluctuated twice, and a dozen people appeared out of nowhere, staggeringly pushed away from the place by an inexplicable force.

  After driving these broken-mouthed **** out of hiding, the chunky old man first sorted out the cluttered clothes, then took out a handkerchief from his arms, wiped the mud handprints under his ribs with disgust, while Without looking up, he said to the few weirdos who had just entered the courtyard:

  "How is it? Have you checked it out? Is this the last stop for Lord Kieran to leave Faran?"

  "I checked it out, it's right here."

   The young woman sitting on the neck of the pack beast nodded slightly, raised her hand and threw a pale silver booklet over, her voice calm and authentic:

   "There are many witnesses' confessions recorded on it. If those records are true, then we are lucky this time. We only ran four places and met the mission target."

  After hearing the woman's words, not only the old man who got the booklet smiled, but also more than a dozen people in the small courtyard were also happy.

  Events that require the Inquisition of Heresy to be dispatched are often the ones that have a very bad impact and must be dealt with as soon as possible.

  But the sinners who have no choice but to do this kind of thing are not fools. They naturally know that they will anger the Holy See of Light, and they are often very clear about the fate of the Holy See of Light, so they will definitely run away.

  People who can provoke the Holy See of Light to dispatch the Heresy Inquisition are generally not too weak, and their speed of escape is naturally not very slow, so their pursuit operations are often surprisingly difficult, and it is common to find them empty. Son.

  It is good to be able to find traces after three or five months of hard work. Some tasks often take several months to complete, and in the end you can't even catch a single hair. in ten years.

  For example, there is a vampire whose surname is Luojie. Every five or six years, there will be a trouble in the west or southwest of the Holy Empire. A dozen or so old and dead, that **** troublesome spirit is still alive and well, and the noise is getting louder and louder!

   Just six years ago, she almost destroyed the entire branch of the Holy See in the Starry Province, provoked the Holy Lady to lead people to hunt down, and killed several of her clones within half a year, but in the end she still She couldn't catch her body, and in the end she had to let it go.

   And according to this troublesome past habit, it is estimated that she will start to do things soon, and I don't know which provincial branch will suffer this time...

  Um...whatever! Anyway, she is someone else's job. Not only did we not put on that troublesome spirit, we even met the task goal within a month of taking the task this time. It seems that everyone's luck this time is very good~

  Under the delighted eyes of a group of weirdos, the old man quickly flipped through the pale silver booklet, sometimes frowning and thinking, sometimes stroking his beard and smiling, and finally closed the booklet with a satisfied look and threw it back, and praised:

   "The information is very detailed, and you did a good job. You did a good job of disguising the caravan and sneaking into the city before. Your credit for this mission will definitely be ranked in the top three!"

   As soon as the old man's voice fell, the faces of the people in the small courtyard suddenly stiffened. After a while, a chubby middle-aged man snorted and crossed his arms with mockery on his chest:

   "I have no problem with the credit for the intelligence, but let's forget about sneaking into the city! It should have been like I said back then, relying on the concealment technique to directly climb the city wall at night!"

   "Don't you? Going over the city wall is too stupid. It would be better for Otos to make a hole in the corner of the city wall, but I also think the option of disguising a caravan is super bad!"

  "Fuck! The bricks of this city wall are so weird that they can't be dug with ordinary means! To dig it, you have to dig a piece! But I also think that disguising the caravan is too stupid! "

  When I heard this, a tall and thin man in gray said with a sullen expression:

   "Agreed, the caravan is really stupid! Those **** city guards actually pinched Lao Tzu's crotch and said they suspected weapons were hidden inside!"

  "Um...then did you hide it?"

   "Of course I hide it! I'm an assassin, why don't I hide a weapon?"

  “…”

  "Lothar is right! Those city guards are the most damned!"

  When hearing this, a half-saurus with half of its skin covered in scales spit out a letter in anger, and said angrily:

  "I was lying at the bottom of the grain cart, and those **** **** took pitchforks and scrambled into it, ripping my pants! If these soldiers didn't come and scare the **** away, I'm sure I'll be exposed!"

  "Wow!!!"

   A beast roar full of resentment sounded, covering the noisy crusade and insults in the small courtyard, the pack beast on which the young woman was riding shook its body, throwing off a large number of black mud disguised pack beast shells , revealing a short, sturdy mane of dark grey below.

  This huge creature arched its back sharply, shook off the person sitting on it, and then roared and stood up, beating its hairless chest frantically with red eyes, looking at the appearance, probably A demihuman race that looks like a monkey.

   "Damn it! Those city guards actually said that I was walking in the wrong way, and then... WOW!!!"

  Speaking of this, the gorilla-like beast roared in the sky, then bent down again, and glanced at everyone in the small courtyard with bloodshot eyes, saying every word:

   "When this mission is over, I must tear up those **** **** with my own hands! None of you are allowed to stop me!"

  “…”

  “…”

  “…”

  (????)

  Amid the furious roar of the gorilla~www.wuxiaspot.com~, everyone in the small courtyard looked at each other and fell into silent silence. Blame it, but don't go overboard and choose to be deaf.

  After all, what happened to this guy is indeed a bit miserable! It has been able to endure until now without doing anything, and it has done enough to restrain itself, it is really difficult to ask for more...

  After awkward silence for a while, it was the slime slime who broke the silence first.

  After cherishingly sticking all the black mud that the gorilla threw back to his body, he turned his head one hundred and eighty degrees while reaching for the door in front of him, and his face flushed red with a smirk behind him. The old man said:

  "The one inside...is a demon bloodborn, right? Then can I swallow him?"

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