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"W... William, why do you have a G..."

After waving his hand to interrupt the little rich woman's question, William, who was lit like a hernia headlight, coughed lightly, and said to an assistant priest who was desperately rubbing his eyes with his hands:

"Actually, I think you can look at this from a different angle.

I believe you who have been parasitized for so many years must be very aware of the harm of such a thing as a mind flayer. The most important thing is that this thing resides in the dark side of the human soul, and there is no way to catch it by ordinary means. come out.

Therefore, every important person parasitized by the mind flayer is a knife inserted in the hearts of human beings! And your current situation, although there will be small problems from time to time, but it can greatly reduce the number of mind flayers!

do you know? If you can maintain this state, you alone will kill... um... I mean, the number of mind flayers you catch alone is likely to beat the number of mind flayers caught by the whole continent. The magic adds up to more! "

Speaking of which, William stretched out his hand with emotion and patted Franky's shoulder, whose expression changed from despair to blankness. Then he said earnestly:

"Do you know? Your future achievements will definitely be terrifying, and your deeds will definitely be recorded in history. Maybe hundreds or even thousands of years later, there will still be devout believers holding their hearts with their hands and eyes full of joy. It is chanting your name with reverence."

"W... William, you seem to be starting to post..."

"that's not important!"

Taking advantage of the flickering Frankie bowing his head and rubbing his eyes, William took the opportunity to turn his head and give the rich woman a fierce look, signalling her not to interrupt himself all the time, and then grabbed the neck of an acolyte, expressing emotion. The unusually rich voice described:

"Franky, right? Listen to me, this special state of your body does not represent a curse of doom and disaster, but a rich gift from the goddess of fate! If you can control it well..."

At this moment, William's pocket moved suddenly, and some idle round object twitched up and down.

"That... don't talk nonsense, I didn't actually give any gifts. He was so unlucky because..."

"Shut up too!"

After fighting the crotch goddess who suddenly appeared to have a sense of presence, he connected with the interrupted William's mind and suddenly forgot what he wanted to say just now, so he had to forcefully turn around and said:

"Anyway, I am very optimistic about you right now. Believe me, you will definitely achieve a great career in the future! The kind that will amaze everyone in your church!"

"..."

Even though he kept thinking about how far he could hide, when he saw William's inexplicably very believable face, for some reason, Franky suddenly felt that what he said seemed... quite reasonable?

After all, although the mind flayer has no fighting power, it is indeed a high-level demon. For all churches, no matter what means they use, as long as they can kill a high-level demon warlock head-on, they will It's quite a rare feat!

Thinking about my current state again, it is true that a large number of mind flayers can be easily caught with almost as little cost as possible, then... that's really a good thing...

After unconsciously licking his dry lips, an acolyte who was already crippled by flickering swallowed and murmured with the little reason left:

"But...but my achievements...no no no! Experience! My experience is not very glorious. If this kind of thing is passed on, is it a bit lost..."

"You are wrong about this!"

In order to prevent the big baby from reacting, William hurriedly interrupted his train of thought, and chased after the victory with his eyes kindly:

"Look, the fact that you were parasitized by a mind flayer because of an itchy hand, in fact, only the three of us in this room know, right?

Karina herself is not a talkative person, of course you won't spread your embarrassing things everywhere, and I, um... Actually, I'm not particularly interested in spreading other people's private affairs. "

After reaching out and patting the shoulder of F. Mind Flayer Trap Lankey, William's mouth twitched slightly, and his eyes were full of provocation and said:

"Since there are not many people who know about it, then there is a place where you can 'manipulate' a bit~ After things have achieved certain results, why don't you change the description of what is happening now? Hmm... For example, this …”

When he said this, William restrained the small smile on his face, straightened his neck a little, and spoke in an almost aria-like tone with a solemn expression:

"In the process of traveling the mainland alone, I once witnessed a boundless tragedy caused by the invasion of a mind flayer!

Although relying on extraordinary wisdom and courage in my heart, I successfully expelled that despicable and cruel demon, but the harm it caused to the victims and their families has long been irreparable, and this incident is also in my hands. Deeply rooted in my heart!

In order to get rid of this evil demon, from that moment on, I made up my mind, even if I take this as a sacrifice, I will expel all such despicable demons! Not a single one left!

But even though I made such a wish, my strength and knowledge are still too weak, and I have never found a way to accomplish it. Until one day, I accidentally joined an operation to encircle and suppress demon warlocks.

When I risked my life and tried my best to kill the evil warlock, I was ecstatic to discover that in her sinful research notebook, there was actually the key to turning my dream into reality ! "

"..."

Unconsciously, the two people in the room opened their mouths subconsciously, and the duck listened to William's eloquent aria like thunder.

If it wasn't for the [Face of the Ambitioner], which caused Wei's expression to be too small and could only be performed with his eyes, they would almost believe it.

And when he finished reading the epic story that was being made up, William raised his eyebrows at a certain auxiliary priest with a blank face, and said indifferently:

"Now, do you still feel ashamed of your experience?"

"..."

After hearing William's question, Franky, whose eyes were straight, closed his dry mouth and shook his head subconsciously.

If the person on the other side was not himself, he would even want to report to the Kingdom of Harmon and honor the hero who sacrificed everything to eliminate the harm of mind flayers, but once he thinks of this "hero", he is actually my own words...

Aw! ! !

A pale-faced acolyte shuddered suddenly, and a huge sense of shame surged up in his heart. The strange feeling that was itchy but not itchy, like numbness and numbness, made him numb all the way from the tailbone to the sky. Inspiration, I feel that my whole person is not good.

As if a hundred earthworms were crawling on his body, Frankie twisted his body a few times, then hurriedly put his hands in resistance and said:

"No, no, don't do this, this... this is too... oops!"

A slap slapped the back of the head of an acolyte, causing him to hold his head and squat in defense. William glanced at his mouth with hatred on his face, and rebuked with a slightly disappointed voice:

"You are obviously not very old, so why is your brain so dead?"

"In what I said just now, although it has undergone a little artistic processing, you can capture a large number of mind flayers, is it because of the sorceress's notes?

Also, are the achievements you will make in the future real? Did you get rid of a large number of mind flayers and solve potential threats for the intelligent creatures all over the Arcane continent?

Since the most important people and things are true, then this is 'you ate an apple', the same as 'you are hungry, you carefully ate half a shriveled rotten apple', anyway, the result is you If you eat an apple, does it make any difference how you eat it? "

After looking at Franky, who was obviously stunned, William, who was covered in golden light, sighed with disappointment, and then asked him to think about it earnestly, while reaching out and breaking the little rich woman's magic chain. , picked up the mind flayer who had already listened stupidly.

"You think slowly here, I'll take this evil mind flayer away first and see if I can make it realize its sin!"

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"Damn human beings! The legion under the command of Lord Asmodeus will break through the blockade of the believers of light sooner or later, take control of the Austrian continent, and turn this place into a layer in the endless abyss!"

[By listening to the roar of a high-level pure-blood demon, you have memorized several exclusive words of ancient demonic language, the proficiency of ancient demonic language has increased slightly, and the proficiency of demonic language has been slightly increased]

"Um."

William nodded calmly and took a sip of the mushroom soup specially reserved for him by the cook.

The fragrant, thick, salty, and fresh soup made William's expression shocked as soon as he entered it.

Different from the common practice of Flange, the mushroom soup produced by the chef has been filtered several times to filter out all the finely chopped mushroom residues. Some processed shallots and carrots are really beautiful in one bite.

After drinking, William put down the soup bowl in his hand and gave a thumbs up to the worried cook next to him.

"In addition to the usual whipped cream, I should have added a little butter for Titian, right? This time the taste is really great!"

"It's great if you like it."

After nodding and laughing softly, the cook turned her head to look at the little girls who were curiously holding branches and poking around two octopuses, with a worried expression:

"Lord William, those two demon beasts look very... very vicious, will they really not hurt Daisy and the others?"

After hearing what the cook said, William subconsciously followed her gaze.

The two mind flayers, one large and one small, were being firmly **** by a few hemp ropes tied with flour pockets, and they were hung upside down in the corner of the broom and mop behind the door.

Carly and Lori, the two little witches, were standing with little Daisy on their feet and holding up the branches in their hands, vying to stab the sucker-filled arms and legs of Paul One and Paul Two.

Interestingly, although the foreign trade of these two mind flayers is very similar, their performances are completely different.

I don't know if it's because of too much brown bread, or because he has completely accepted his fate. Paul No. 1's eyes are closed and his legs are relaxed.

In contrast, Paul No. 2 seemed much more energetic, not only kept squealing and screaming towards William, trying his best to twist his body to avoid the branches protruding under him, and even occasionally opened sharp and hideous branches. Mouthparts, spit at the three little girls below.

And every time it does this, the three little girls below will scream and run away laughing, but after a while they will run back excitedly, then lift the branch in their hands again, and continue to go Get enough of Paul II above and watch it wriggling around to avoid the branches...

"It's okay, let them play."

After calmly picking up the soup bowl and taking a sip, William smiled gently towards the cook.

"Those two guys just look fierce. In fact, their fighting power is similar to that of a grown-up rooster. As long as they don't meet those older and more thoughtful people, they can't do anything."

"..."

"Hoo! Tee! Ah! Damn human cub! And you despicable bastard! Quickly drive these **** away! If you still have the pride of being a strong man, hurry up and give me a good time!"

[By listening to a high-level pure-blood demon... the proficiency of ancient demon language is slightly increased, and the proficiency of demon words is slightly increased]

[Through frequent communication and diligent thinking, you have successfully solved the doubts that you have not been familiar with before, and your proficiency in ancient demonic language has greatly increased. The current proficiency is ancient demonic language (proficiency)]

Well? not bad! Although Paul II is a little slender, his language talent is really good, and he has pushed my ancient devil language to proficiency so quickly.

Looking at Paul No. 2 who was tossed by the little girls to the point of being suspicious of demons, William drank all the mushroom soup in the bowl with his neck up, wiped his mouth, got up and walked over, taking from the hands of the little witch Lori. To pass a branch, he stabbed Paul One who was pretending to be dead with his eyes closed.

"I have drawn up the contract last night, will you sign it?"

"Ha! Stupid and lowly human! You are delusional!"

When William started to do his business, the three little girls had already run away sensible to play other things, and Paul No. 2, who was harassed next to him, finally got rid of those hateful branches for a while.

I saw it open its mouthpiece angrily, and screamed to William:

"Humans! No matter what you want from us, as Lord Asmodeus's beloved family, all mind flayers have been loyal to her since birth! We will never surrender to a human being. !"

Just as it roared as loudly as it could, mocking William's wishful thinking, Paul One slowly opened his eyes next to him.

"Bring it here, I'll sign it."

"..."

? ! ? ! ? !

Seeing the senior around him who was "tortured~www.novelmt.com~ but still "hard-bone" stretched out his "hand" to take over the contract, Paul No. 2 suddenly felt numb.

And when Paul No. 2 realized that this was not a conspiracy, and that the senior next to him did indeed have the emotion of "obedience", its six bound arms and legs suddenly twisted like crazy.

After twisting his body into a big head twist, Paul No. 2's watery head slumped suddenly, and he spit out large groups of transparent saliva.

It's completely different from the drizzle-like saliva when he sprayed the three little girls before. This time, Paul No. 2 is afraid of going out. The big head full of water has been crushed by itself. More than half a bottle of mineral water.

A large amount of translucent saliva directly drenched Paul No. 1 all over his body, and even the densely packed contract with its "hand" was soaked, and William, who was standing below, was not spared, his forehead was broken. Fa also had a lot of sticky saliva stuck on it, sticking it together awkwardly.

"..."

The wet Paul No. 1 was silent for two seconds, then firstly looked at the junior who was laughing next to him, then at William who also started laughing with the corners of his mouth pulled up, and finally shook his head blankly.

Ugh……

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