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"No, no, this is not something as rough as a bomb." The old man smiled and waved his hand.

"You should have seen it in Battle's records. In the contract between the gods and the Lady of Death, as long as the dead country has not opened, the undead are not allowed to set foot in the human realm. However, the opening of the door of the dead country once every five hundred years is unstoppable. , all we can do is turn it off again after it's turned on.

At this time, it is the 'saint' turn to appear. In the absence of gods, the saint can still receive a lot of divine power. At that time, only the 'saint' needs to stand at the gate of the dead country and contribute the divine power in his body. Ninety percent of the undead can be driven away, and the remaining talents will be able to close the gates of the dead country. "

The round-faced girl frowned. "But without the arrival of the gods, it is impossible for the saints to take the initiative to release their divine power!"

"I didn't say it was release." The old man smiled and gestured to play the piano. "The essence of the seven original sins is the violation of love, so the man-made saints who have conquered the original sins are naturally the messengers of God of love.

In the Church of Eros, there are strings left by Eros. As long as you use these strings, you can pierce the body and soul of the saint, and then hang him outside the gate of the dead country. When someone plucks the strings, The radiance of Eros will naturally flow out of his body..."

Following the teacher's unhurried description, Karina seemed to see a sad picture. He was wearing a tattered dress, his body was pierced by dozens of thick strings, and he was dying in a gate made of white bones, and the strings that were as sharp as steel cables were still being plucked from time to time. A few times, the gurgling blood kept flowing down the strings. In her mournful and painful screams, a group of people below were trying to close the door, preparing to leave her in that cold and dead world forever.

Thinking of that cruel scene, she couldn't help trembling. "That's too miserable, isn't it? It feels like this 'saint' is like a... um, a..."

"Like candlesticks?"

"Like a salted fish!"

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The master and apprentice looked at each other and were shocked by the ingeniousness of each other's metaphors and the outrageousness of their brains.

Karina looked at the nonsense old man in amazement. "Teacher! This is obviously salted fish. It is tied into a string by a rope, then smeared with some salt and hung on the beam to dry. Isn't this salted fish?"

The old man looked at the whimsical disciple in disbelief. "Nonsense! This is obviously a candlestick hanging in the center of the hall! Sacrifice yourself to drive away the dead, this is obviously the candle that illuminates the night!!"

"Hanging on a broken door involuntarily, this is like a criminal under punishment, how can it be called candlelight?"

"What do you know, a little hairy girl under 20 years old, these generations of 'Saints' are all recorded, and the Church of Eros calls them 'Lights of Eros', which proves what I said is right !"

"Liuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt too shy! Aren't all these people all willing to be saints? It's a lanterns that go up to dedicate themselves, what's not a salted fish what's that one that gets hung up by others?"

The two quarreled for a long time and failed to convince each other. In the end, Karina killed her argument. The one who voluntarily hung up was the light, and the one who was forced to hang it was the salted fish.

However, no matter in any of the archives, there is no record of whether these lights or salted fish were voluntarily hung on the door, and this debate suddenly became an unanswered dead end.

At this moment, the old man had an idea, his orange peel face raised his eyebrows, and he showed a smug smile.

"I don't know if those people were voluntary in the past. I'll see how the saint will choose this time. I have probably guessed who the saint this time is, and she will definitely be hung up voluntarily. "

Karina hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement. "It's really a good idea. Who is the saint this time?"

"Hehe, you dare to talk back to the teacher, but you can't guess who the saint is this time?"

"Hehe, let's not talk about it. In short, it must be someone who is qualified to unify the flange. The big deal is that I will try one by one." Karina snorted and took out a quill. Deyi's feathers exploded into fine black fluff all over the sky again.

The old man covered his chest in pain, and shook his right hand to signal his surrender. "Wait! Stop! Stop writing, stop writing! Can't I tell you? It's the queen! This time the saint should be the Queen Avril!"

"The queen?" Karina nodded, shook off the ink on the ancient scroll, and under the grief-stricken eyes of the old man, she took out a quill again and wrote Avril's name.

However, Karina's brows also wrinkled as the ink spread on the yellowed parchment.

"Teacher, are you sure that Queen Avril is the saint this time?"

The old man squinted his eyes suspiciously and said, "Of course, there are only about 500 blood descendants alive in the Wang family of Flange. The king with the highest status has been killed by the woman with long legs, and he is qualified to become Flange. She should be the only person to be the new monarch.

Although Fran is nominally dead now, as long as she starts to resist, the Church of Eros, the Holy See of Holy Light, and even the Church of Knowledge and the Church of Wealth you belong to will give support. After all, only those with the blood of original sin can become this Only after the owner of the land can he become a true saint. "

"But it is written on the Zebra Scroll that she is already dead!"

"What did you say?" The old man's eyes suddenly widened. "Hasn't she escaped from the capital? Could it be that she died on the road? The Farrell family started so quickly!"

"Something's wrong..." Karina bit her nails in confusion. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"The ancient scrolls say that she was killed by Peter himself because she blocked her husband who wanted to escape, and even her soul was taken away under the curtain of death. And her soul is the only blazing white soul in the entire capital. , after her soul fell into the sea of ​​corpses, the pure and blazing fire of the soul even burned through a big hole in the sky of death..."

Huh? How is this record different from what happened before?

Both of them felt something was wrong. If the queen really died and the other records were correct, then someone might be pretending to be the queen. But until the undead prince was killed, there was no "big hole that was burned through" in the sky of death. Is there a problem with the sheepskin scrolls?

Not caring about the money, the old man said with a sullen face: "Karina, write my name and see, and check with me to see if there are any mistakes in the record."

The round-faced girl nodded solemnly, took out a cyan quill pen and wrote the old man's name at the front of the scroll. When he was about to read it, the old man coughed heavily and reached out and rolled up most of the scroll. , leaving only the last few records.

Under Karina's suspicious eyes, the old man's face became serious. "Look at what I'm doing, just look at the latest records, the words will fade after a while."

The round-faced girl pouted, do you think I want to see those stupid things you do? Quite old and still shy. Besides, after I got the parchment roll last year, the first thing I did was write your name on it, even when you were a kid swimming with a little friend and you got bitten by a fish, Xiaojiji, I know what else are you hiding? Tibetan.