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"Snapped!"

Accompanied by the sound of a violent slap between the palm and the buttocks, in the palace built by the current emperor of the Holy Empire with a huge sum of money, there was a panicked scream from an emperor who did not want to be named.

"Ah! Calm down! You have to calm down!"

"Snapped!"

"Ah! Don't get me wrong! Self-protection, I'm here to protect myself!"

Emperor Mei, who was pressed on William's lap, hugged his hips with both hands, begging for mercy in a miserable scream: "You, you, you, you were beaten as a blasphemer after you left, and now you are called politically correct!

And I am the current emperor of the Holy Empire anyway, and as the leader of the anti-Fran alliance, I need to lead by example. If you don’t thank me, forget it, and... ouch! "

After pulling away Melanie's hand protecting her buttocks and slapping her twice, William gritted his teeth and sneered:

"Stop talking to me, when I learned to play this game, you still don't know where to pretend to be a little bat and show your teeth! You need to scold me for self-protection, and there is no difference between writing me crying and licking your toes." what relationship?"

"Character design, I did it for plump character design... woo woo..."

Although the two-petal buttocks have been hit repeatedly, Melanie's seven or eight years of being the emperor was not for nothing. She has learned the basic qualities that a political figure should have, that is, a hard-spoken voice from the heart.

I saw her struggling desperately, while crying and trying to argue:

"There are too many people who are scolding you now, so it's useless to scold you harshly. I have to find a unique selling point in order to attract the audience and ensure the attendance rate of the theater...Ah!

Well... well, I admit that in the drama I wrote, there is indeed a little bit of disrespect for the facts, but as a creator, I have to make myself happy first, so that the audience can also... ouch! "

"Ah, don't fight, I also have difficulties, you have to understand!"

Seeing that William recognized the bullying by force, and was not prepared to reason with himself at all, Emperor Mei immediately changed the course, from arguing to reasoning to complaining bitterly.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

After clenching her hands into small fists and wiping away tears that didn't exist, Melanie cried out in grief:

"After Daisy's mother had been emperor for more than two years, she really couldn't bear this painful position, so she defected directly under the **** of Jessica on the caravan coach twice a day, and went to France again. She continued to work as a cook.

Then these hateful nobles, in order to find a puppet to control, intercepted Daisy who overslept and missed the first train, trying to make her the next emperor of the Holy Empire.

But on the day of the enthronement ceremony, little Daisy went to the kitchen with itchy hands and walked around, and then more than 700 guests fell into a coma. She was a little embarrassed, and defected by catching the second bus that afternoon A handmade bakery was opened in King of the Farlands.

And in order not to let the good situation you have painstakingly planned go to waste, after discussing with my aunt, I had no choice but to step in and accept this extremely difficult task.

In the past few years, I have really worked hard and stayed up all night. Every day, I worked hard to maintain the stability of the Holy Empire, thinking painstakingly about how to stabilize the situation, so that the Holy Empire that you have so hard to get will not fall into the hands of others. As a result, After you came back, you still hit me woo woo woo..."

"..."

…

Dedicated? Still working hard? just you?

After looking around at this extremely gorgeous bedroom, which can be called the Pearl Palace of the Beaded House, and the piles of snacks and stories beside the bed, William couldn't help curling his lips speechlessly, and turned his backhand to Melanie again. Nipin slapped her back.

Can pull you down! I can see that your life is not too comfortable!

"These are used to confuse those who don't know!"

Seeing William's disdainful gaze, Melanie's little face blushed, and then hurriedly struggled off his lap, threw herself into the pile of snacks and rummaged for a long time, finally finding a half-eaten box of sweets. Inside the circle, several crumpled and sticky documents were found.

Such as

After handing the torn papers to William with a heavy burden, Mei Hao Emperor Lani said proudly with her hips on her hips:

"Look! In fact, I work very hard! I even have to deal with official business in the dormitory! So although I am a foolish king who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun, in fact I work very hard!"

After accepting these torn papers with a face full of disgust, William took a little look at the corners that were not stained with syrup, and found that there were actually serious official business inside.

"..."

Relief disasters, stabilize prices, purchase snacks for the emperor, build gardens for the emperor, curb religious power, build a theater for the emperor, recover private lands occupied by the nobles, arrest a large number of authors of the novels, and put them in prison for the emperor Writing plays…

"..."

Doing good work, but not much.

After looking at the snack purchase order marked with "Imperial Matters", William couldn't help but clicked his tongue speechlessly. He felt that the Holy Empire really wanted to eat jujube pills with such a great emperor.

After successfully escaping from his clutches, Emperor Mei breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but take a peek at the two children in the hall, a boy and a girl, and then leaned over and winked and whispered:

"Those two seem to be eight years old? Twins? You've been away for ten years... tsk tsk..."

It's fine if I tut, but what the **** are you?

Also, looking at Melanie like this, the hip-pull goddess probably didn't tell her what happened to her, maybe she just said that she was stuck and couldn't come back?

After squinting at Melanie, William also temporarily stopped his thoughts of continuing to spank her ass, and said calmly:

"It's not eight years old. I don't know their exact ages, but at least they have to be multiplied by 20,000 times, right? By the way, do you have any history books or records for the past two years? Show me."

Twenty thousand times? what are you talking about

I didn't believe William's nonsense at all, but she finally got rid of the slap fried meat. Naturally, Melanie would not ask for trouble. She snorted and rolled her eyes. Beside the male Reaper who was looking at the floor tiles, he smiled and bewitched in a low voice:

"Little guy~ How old are you this year?"

"Yah!"

"Can you tell me, who is your mother?"

"Yeah?"

"As long as you tell my sister, she can give you a lot of snacks, which can fill ten carriages!"

"Yeah~"

"..."

This seems like a fool...

Speechless by the babbling of the male Grim Reaper, Melanie quickly changed her target to the female Grim Reaper next to her, but before she could speak, the Grim Reaper crossed her arms and raised her head slightly to ask first. :

"Let me ask you, what happened in the past few years? Why have my shallow believers decreased so much?"

Ok? What is your shallow believer?

I didn't understand the meaning of the female death **** at all, UU reading www.uukanshu. com Melanie blinked her big eyes and was about to ask more questions, but she heard William, who was flipping through the book, reply casually:

"Normal. You two disappeared with me for more than ten years. During this period, not only did you not respond to the believers, but even the power of the death magic began to weaken. It is not bad to have so many believers left."

"..."

Death spell? ? ?

After capturing certain key words from William's words, Melanie's eyes widened suddenly, and she looked at her "peer" in front of her with a face full of disbelief, who said "I'm amazing".

She she she... Reaper? Am I afraid I am dreaming?

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