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Chapter 13: If you see a hole, don't drill it

Avril followed the reputation, only to realize that the two "dirty boulders" were actually two huge bears. The autumn bears were covered in fat under their fur. Even if they were sitting in a cave, these two big guys were close to each other. It was two meters high and blocked the entrance of the cave.

A bearded head squeezed in between the butts of the two bears, and Avril, who stood up, roared in surprise.

"Cousin, you're right. You said that you just fell into a coma... After a day of sleep, you woke up after only one day of coma."

The slightly larger bear on the right snorted, stretched out a paw that was bigger than a basketball, and pressed his head back. The two bears' huge buttocks clamped together, blocking the "hole" again.

Avril turned to look at William with a complicated look, and William's expression was as calm as ever.

"Her Majesty the Queen had a high fever before, and her health was not very good. Something unexpected happened here."

"What accident happened? Did you hit me on a horse? I vaguely remember that I was hit so far..."

"It's a rather difficult accident to explain."

"…"

"…"

Avril looked at William, who had a calm face, angrily and funny. She knew in her heart that he must have fooled herself, and the reason should be stupid, otherwise this guy wouldn't be like this.

He was like this when he transferred William to the Guard. If something goes wrong, he must admit the punishment and never do it again, but if the cause of the problem is more humiliating, although this little guy won't deny it, he will definitely kill him and won't say why.

Recalling the time spent together in the past few years, Avril's eyes softened. The fierce bear child at the time was actually the only one who was still with her, and she had grown so big.

The light in the cave suddenly dimmed a lot. William tilted his head and frowned, looking at the lantern in the corner.

Those two bushy eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, and the pair of black eyes under the jet-black eyelashes were sharp and deep, like a star, with a childish look on her face, but she always looked preoccupied, and a pair of thin lips were always pressed tightly. It was tight, and the corners of his mouth were as strong as iron, and he refused to lift the slightest bit no matter what.

Her Majesty the Queen took a deep breath and suddenly understood why those noble ladies were so fascinated by William.

She was obviously a teenager, but she always had a cold look on her face. It really made people want to tug at his face and make him grin helplessly. And there are the pair of eyebrows that fly obliquely into the temples, what a beautiful pair of eyebrows, it's a pity to keep frowning.

Just when she was about to reach out her hand to stroke her eyebrows, the light from the hole suddenly became scattered.

Avril cast her eyes in surprise, and found that it was the little bear who was doing the trick. After being driven to the corner, it was playing with the lantern curiously. First, he tentatively arched the lampshade of the glass stone with his nose, and then retracted his nose with a scream. Probably got burned.

After turning around with his nose in place, the little bear stretched out his tender bear paw, slapped the lantern to the ground, and then ran all the way to the two "big rocks", shaking his head from his parents' big buttocks squeezed out.

The lantern grunted a few times on the ground, and the light in the lampshade flickered twice and went out. Except for a little light between the two bears' butts, the whole cave was completely dark.

"Forget it, forget it, since you don't want to say it, I won't ask, but William, you just missed a great opportunity! A great opportunity! I don't think there will be a next time in this life!"

Avril came up to him in the dark and gave him a sharp peck on the face. William glanced at the fire from the bear's buttocks. At this time, Her Majesty the Queen smiled like a little fox who successfully stole a chicken.

"I'm a vicious queen with a hard heart. You didn't take advantage of my weakness just now. You've lost a lot!"

Avril endured the embarrassment that came up, tried her best not to tremble and finished the sentence, and then imitated the little bear, burying her head between the two bears' butts, trying to escape from this embarrassing place.

However, an even more embarrassing thing happened. She overestimated her physical strength and underestimated the fullness of the gluteal muscles of the two bears. She tried to drill twice, but she failed to squeeze out of the bear's buttocks. Instead, she pouted her buttocks. was firmly stuck in the middle.

"William..."

"Um?"

"I seem... I seem to be stuck... You... you come and push me!"

William silently looked at Her Majesty, who was pouting his butt, and began to seriously consider whether his decision was hasty.

His original plan was to first grab a piece of land in the name of the royal family, and then recruit troops while leveling up, trying to get a legion as soon as possible. After all, the world is about to be in chaos, and the territory and the legion are absolutely indispensable. As for one person forming an army and one person destroying the country, William never thought about it at all.

Although this is a world with extraordinary people, reaching the fourth level or above can change the outcome of a war, and the seventh level and above can be called a moving natural disaster. But before LV40, which is the fourth-order professional, the threat of human sea tactics to the single player is still great, and a large number of low-level legions besiege high-level professionals. William has done this kind of thing in his last life.

Even if he breaks through LV70 and becomes a seventh-order professional like a nuclear egg, if he is targeted by a large number of middle and low-level professionals, he will still have to suffer. After all, this is a real-time strategy game. Want to play Wushuang in it? Less whimsical! Even if I, William, were killed by the sand sculpture queen, it would be impossible for me to be unparalleled!

Now it seems that the plan to fool the nobles with the queen is indeed not very secure. Her Majesty the Queen is a good hand in handling government affairs, but it seems that his brain is occasionally not very bright... If the IQ of the nominal "monarch" is intermittently disconnected, it will feel awkward. Not easy to roll over!

While thinking about the possibility of usurping the throne, William walked behind Avril and stared at Her Majesty the Queen's back mound.

Push it with your hand, it doesn't seem to be very good; kick it with your feet, I think you will get cold.

William thought about it, and finally brought the big sword leaning against the wall, stuffed it into the gap between the two bears' hips, and pried it hard with the dissatisfied roar of the two bears. The buttocks were rescued.

Avril sat on the ground panting heavily and patted the bear's **** angrily.

"William, what happened after I was knocked unconscious by you, why are there two bears stuck here!"

William withdrew his great sword without changing his face, as if he hadn't noticed anything wrong in Her Majesty's words. replied lightly:

"After you passed out with a fever, we were going to find a place to shelter from the rain, and finally found their home. After cousin Hans 'talked' with them, the two kind-hearted bears happily gave us the cave. "

"Then why are they stuck here?"

"I asked for it."

"Then why do you keep them stuck here?"

"Change your wet clothes."

? ? ?

Avril was taken aback and quickly reached out to touch it. The light in the cave was too dim, and only after touching it did I realize that I was indeed not wearing the clothes I had before, but the uniform of the Royal Capital Knights.

She opened her neckline and took a look, and found that it was still the same outfit inside, she couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief, her eyes were a little scattered and said:

"Then... there's no other way, since I've woken up, let's go south now!"

William shook his head, maintaining a calm expression. "We can't leave for now."

"???"

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