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Chapter 1231 You Are Afraid That I Can't Die!

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After hearing William Gou Shousong's proposal through his sister's ears, the eyeballs of the bereaved male **** of death were about to bleed.

No, I never messed with you, okay?

As a result, you kid first tricked me into being robbed of my body, then while I was away, he came to coax my foolish sister, broke my favorite fishing rod with a few words, and now you are going to let me never see the light of day? Co-authoring just catch me an honest person to bully, right?

"Well…"

Realizing that in the depths of her soul, there was suddenly a surge of anger that could not be wiped clean by pouring three rivers and five lakes. The female death **** first glanced at the two fishing rods in the Styx River guiltily, then pursed her lips and raised her chin slightly.

"Speak up if you have something to say, and don't be too tight!"

…

safe! This thing has happened!

Seeing that the Goddess of Death didn't suddenly lose her mind, and she said such stupid things as "I want fair competition!", "I don't want a body that I don't use my own strength to snatch", William immediately let go of his heart, and leaned over with flickering eyes. road:

"Lord Shinigami, if a person is suddenly killed by someone else just before the end of his life, should it be counted as your [Endless Death], or another Lord Shinigami's [Destined Death]?"

"Of course it should be considered death without end."

After throwing a disgusted glance at William, the Goddess of Death replied with a look of "Why would you ask such a stupid question":

"Everything has life and must die, and death can only be normal death or abnormal death. This kind of either-or thing, of course, only depends on the way of death.

Even if a person with a lifespan of a hundred years has lived a full ninety-nine years and more than three hundred days, as long as he is killed on the last day, he will be under the control of my priesthood... Um...you mean..."

Seeing the eyes of the goddess of death suddenly lit up, William couldn't help but smile knowingly.

"Yes, I just want you to..."

"Let me come to the Arcane Continent? Then kill everyone before they are about to die?"

"..."

Wake up! You are a **** of death! The kind that is basically neutral! It's not an evil **** who likes to make trouble everywhere!

Seeing that she wanted to do everything by herself, and her mind seemed to be astonishingly straightforward, William was silent for a while, and finally swallowed back the complaints that came to his mouth, and said with a slight embarrassment:

"If you do this... it's a bit too hard, so let us help you share it."

Fearing that he would hear words such as "no hard work, no hard work" and "I don't need your help" from the mouth of the female death, William hurriedly opened his mouth to reveal his plan.

"Master Death, although the death you bring is equal to everyone, even a life with normal decline must suffer from severe pain caused by physical decay before it returns to the Styx, or after a very long period of time. In sleep or fainting, he passed away in a daze.

But if you can develop a kind of magic, while taking away a second of life from others, you can also help them alleviate or even avoid this situation, so that they can soberly say goodbye to each other with their family members, and If you walk through the last part of your life peacefully..."

Then in the entire Arcane Continent, I am afraid that there will be no more [Destined Death]!

After understanding William's highly feasible idea, and pondering the results of the implementation, both the female Death God and the male Death God deep in her soul couldn't help but took a deep breath.

The difference is that the female Grim Reaper's eyes lit up after taking a breath, while the male Grim Reaper gasped for real, feeling like his eyes went dark...

It's over!

In the future, I'm afraid I will be like her in the past. When and whether I can come out will all depend on other people's faces. It is not impossible to be blocked for a thousand or eight hundred years.

And the most terrible thing is that it is much, much harder to live to the end of life than to die abnormally.

In the past, when the two demon gods fought on the other side of the abyss, after a few large-scale massacres, the endless death would suppress the destined death for a short time. When my silly sister was lucky, she could accidentally take control of her body , Come out once in a while to let some wind or something.

But once this fatal magic technique is carried out, facing the blood-earning transaction that only needs to go to death one second earlier, it can avoid long-term pain and lethargy. I am afraid that there are not many human beings who can refuse. Sudden failure, otherwise I am afraid that I will never get back the initiative...

Damn it!

(Laugh dish blah)!

Seeing William, who was grabbed by his sister and was repeatedly explaining the details, the male death god's teeth itch with hatred.

If I knew this kid had so much bad water in his stomach, when I saw him for the first time, I should have thrown him a big death law spell to reward him, even killing the pores in his buttocks, Then put her head down in the Styx for a thousand years... No! One thousand years is still too short, it should be done until the last human being is extinct!

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Although this guy is not very good at scheming, but...but he seems to have a good brain?

After listening to William, he plans to rely on the magic of death as the basic force, vigorously grasp the core needs of users, and link a number of church platforms across terminals to minimize the barriers to entry, and strive to build in depth through multiple channels, forming a combination of fists to create a closed-loop promotion Way.

And increase the value of different horizontal scenarios, empower the main product and extend the service link, and use the natural potential energy of human beings to fear pain, repeatedly infiltrate in multiple age groups such as young, middle-aged and young people, and establish a lasting influence on external users After the implementation plan .

The female **** of death who has never experienced the baptism of Internet stereotypes has been completely fooled by the bunch of high-level nonsense terms and various unknown but sharp operations.

Based on the intention of not meddling indiscriminately if you don't understand, and professional matters should be left to professional people, the female death **** who originally wanted to catch the execution by herself, confusedly handed over the dominance.

And because she was brainwashed by the nonsense theories such as "small profits in the early stage can spread the influence as soon as possible, increase the popularity and application frequency, and quickly establish market reputation and prestige", she didn't even require people who use magic arts to believe in themselves, but At William's suggestion, he created a "semi-open source" magical technique that can be used with just a few prayers, allowing believers in other churches to use it if they want.

Even for some people who don't have the strength to use magic, they provide the service of "credit" to her, the **** of death, with extreme caringness. She, the **** of death, bears most of the consumption of casting spells. Feedback from the priesthood of death can be found by yourself.

In short, after an extremely outrageous extreme operation, the female death goddess lowered the casting threshold of this new divine art to an unprecedented level, trying to kill half of the people in the Arcane Continent within three years...

Ah, no, according to William, it is hoped that within three years, half of the people who are about to die in the Austrian continent can enjoy a painless and peaceful end at a very low price. The social responsibility of the company makes the whole Austrian Fa continent better...

right! It is to make the entire Austrian Fa continent more beautiful!

Thinking of the thousands of people praising and thanking Lord Reaper for his kindness and great spectacle in William's mouth, the red cheeks of the female Reaper involuntarily began to heat up.

I really didn't expect that I, who occupies the priesthood of [Endless Death] and represents endless pain and death, will have such a good reputation like other true gods... Well... I don't really want to hear human beings praise me, just Feeling that this kills two birds with one stone, I worked a little harder... oh hehehe.

Quickly pursed her lips tightly, and after calming down a bit, the goddess of death threw William to the other side of the river, and then pulled a cloud of death mist to cover her face, and put down her crossed legs, with an unusually dignified demeanor. Opened the mouth and said:

"You...very good! Smart, intelligent, honest, loyal... You are not insulting the death artifact I bestowed on you!"

When I said this, I don't know why, the buttocks of the female death **** seemed to catch a cold, subconsciously stretched a little, and then said with a solemn expression:

"In this way, since you already have an artifact related to my priesthood and have received my blessings, then... why don't you just establish a church of death and become my pope!"

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"Then what?"

After listening to William's narration, the hip-pulling goddess couldn't help but feel a little bit in her heart, and hurriedly asked:

"Then how did you answer her? Did you promise her?"

"Don't worry, I know what to do."

After feeling the unusual tension of the hip-pull goddess, William couldn't help raising his eyebrows in a little surprise, took a sip from the cup in front of him that was thicker than the "rice pot" in front of him, and then comforted him:

"Although you have made a little money compared to other people's death gods, their blessings are eternal life, and your blessings can increase your life by more than 20 seconds for the first time, but am I the one who doesn't count?

Based on the relationship between the two of us, I have already become your Pope, how could I just change jobs casually? I refused her without saying a word! "

"..."

Seeing the white light that suddenly began to light up on his body, William, who had failed in bragging, clicked his tongue in displeasure. He had to put down the special small "wine pot" prepared for him by the giants, and confessed again:

"Okay, I admit that I was a little tempted, and I also asked her about the benefits of being the Pope, and whether she can be equipped with an artifact set or something... But don't worry, I just asked about the treatment, and I really opened my mouth after I finished asking Refused, absolutely did not agree to her!"

"..."

Woohoo, I'm so afraid that you didn't promise her!

Recalling the miserable future where I was repeatedly stabbed in the back by William's "Rotten Peach Blossoms", went up to the hall of the gods and down to the end of the abyss, and was stabbed wherever I went. Luckily, he asked tremblingly:

"What about her? How did she react after you refused?"

"Her reaction?"

William was stunned when he heard the words, frowned and recalled for a while, then shook his head and said:

"I didn't pay much attention to this... But she seemed a little disappointed, she didn't look very happy, and asked me why I rejected her."

"..."

"Then...then you tell her...because you are the Pope of the Church of Destiny, and because of my existence, you can no longer help her create the Church of Death and be the Pope of the Church of Death?"

"Yes."

William shrugged indifferently and said:

"There's nothing to keep secret about this kind of thing, and there's no need to lie to her... By the way, what's wrong with you? You feel a little weird today. Why do you keep asking such detailed questions?"

Woohoo, because this kind of detail is terrible! And it's the kind that will really kill you! Hey... I'd better check my own fate again to see how I will die...

"It's okay... I have a few bad days every month..."

Feeling that she had no future, the hip-pull goddess lamented, and then automatically and consciously retracted it into William's pocket, and began to study her own thousand and one ways to die.

"Go ahead and drink with them...I...I want to take a break..."

"Okay...then you take care of it..."

After grinning speechlessly, William wondered why the Goddess had been there for so many days, picked up the stone wine pot, and touched the Cyclops next to him with a smile.

"Elder, how does it feel to eat your own feast?"

"..."

"It sucks... After all, it's a little awkward to know exactly when you will die."

After clinking glasses with William, the soul of the elder Cyclops sighed, and instead of drinking the wine in the glass, he reached out and patted his grandson on the back, signaling the eating giant to slow down. Son, then sighed:

"Also, even though my people are back, and thanks to you, I even got a heroic spirit with a physical body, who can eat, drink, and... well... but because I don't have a real body, don't even think about getting drunk again. , I don’t even want to experience the feeling of being full…”

"Ah...that's okay, it happens that the elderly shouldn't eat too much, so as not to increase the burden on the stomach and intestines."

After a few words of insincere comfort, William took advantage of the fact that the giant was feasting and didn't notice, and whispered:

"By the way, even though she said that you only have thirty years left in your original lifespan and told you to go to Netherland to find her after you die, she might forget about it in a few years, so don't be so stupid Let's go and get Death!"

"ah?"

After hearing William's instructions, the elder Cyclops couldn't help being slightly taken aback, then put down his glass with some unease, and said in a low voice:

"You mean... I'll wait a few more months before going there?"

"Be bold, count the years!"

After reaching out and patting the coiled knees of the elder Cyclops, Williams took a sip of the fruit wine in the stone pot and said cheerfully:

"If she doesn't think about it all the time, then you just keep messing around like this and it's over. In short, if she doesn't look for you, you can pretend that you have forgotten it too, so why don't you just stay here?"

"This...isn't that good?"

Although the elder Cyclops was a little moved, he quickly shook his head after swallowing the non-existent saliva:

"She is the **** of death! If I dare to lie to her..."

"How can this be called cheating?"

William slapped his thigh when he heard the words, and said with a serious face:

"She is a **** of death, and she is not active in her job of harvesting dead lives. You, an old man, have to go and deliver them yourself. This is obviously her problem!"

"..."

You are so right~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I am speechless...

In the speechless eyes of the elder Cyclops, William continued to encourage:

"Besides, so many churches have heroic spirits staying in private, haven't you seen her come to arrest people? If you want to arrest her, you have to arrest others first! And you have already died, so what a fart!

Think about it, even if she gets caught, it's nothing more than being thrown into the Styx to soak. Anyway, this happens sooner or later, when is it not soaking? "

"Well...then I...shall I stay a few more years and try?"

"Right! In short, you can stay at ease. If she doesn't come to find life and death or leave, it will be over!"

After teaching the Cyclops elder, who had been honest all his life, how to steal, **** and play tricks, Wei was just about to change his target and harm the honest boy of the eating giant, but he felt his pocket tremble slightly, and there was something about the hip-pull goddess in his ears. Anxious warning sound.

"William! Why don't you go back quickly! I just looked at my own fate and found that Venus might not be able to hold on!"