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After some daily quarrels without nutrition, William, who is slightly better in martial arts, won the victory as expected by relying on the cynicism of the black history of the hip-pull goddess.

However, even though William took the lead in bickering, and was so angry that the hip-pulling goddess went back and said nothing, but in another aspect, she lost completely——

It seems that I really have no relationship with the true God.

After carefully pondering the words of the hip-pull goddess, although he was extremely upset by the taste of schadenfreude in it, William still could only admit that what she said seemed to make sense.

Just by kicking the Moon God out of her body, the little bit of aura she got by the way could make her be recognized by the origin of the abyss, and passively become a demon **** recognized by the consciousness of the abyss.

Then when I am ready to become a god, what happens will inevitably be worse than that. If I really try to work hard towards the "true god", the abyss consciousness will not jump out to **** people on the spot, right?

Thinking of this bleak future, William couldn't help scratching his head.

Although both demon gods and true gods can obtain a theoretically endless lifespan, and because of their priesthood, the demon gods are often more capable in combat, but the environment of the endless abyss is really rotten, so what do you really want? No, I have no interest in bathing in the sea of ​​sulfuric acid.

Hey...how should I put it? It's interesting to watch Luna being unlucky, but if it's my turn, it's really uncomfortable, I'd better think of a way to solve it...

After looking up at the autistic Luna in the distance, William seemed to suddenly remember something, reached out and opened the system panel to search, then stared at the description of a certain ability, and subconsciously narrowed his eyes.

By the way...if it's just a matter of faction, then it seems that there is still salvation?

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[Doctrine Mastery (God): Years of preaching behavior...greatly increase the speed of understanding the doctrine, and greatly increase the credibility of the doctrine when preaching...]

[New: As... After listening to your preaching, the probability of betraying your own camp will increase slightly, and the more times you listen to your preaching, the higher the probability of betraying your own camp.

This probability will reach the limit state after listening to your 666 lectures. For intelligent creatures with this special state, the probability of betraying their own camp will remain constant at 66.6%, and cannot be removed by any ability]

If the probability is only 66%, it seems not very safe...

After studying the description of God Rank [Doctrine Mastery], the troubled William couldn't help frowning.

Apart from the fact that the success rate is not necessarily 100%, whether this ability can be used by oneself is still a problem, and to achieve the highest chance of success, one must preach the doctrine many times.

I am no stranger to the teachings of the Holy See of Light. If it is written all on parchment, the thickness is beyond the reach of the Oxford Dictionary, and it takes several days to preach it once.

Even if I keep talking about it non-stop, I guess it will take three to five years to fully stack the probability, and how can I have so much effort every day... Well, wait!

When thinking of this, William frowned slightly, and then read the ability description of [Doctrine Mastery (God)] several times.

It seems... This ability not only does not specify the teachings of the church, but also does not give a limit to the specific length. Although as long as it is a church of true God, no family's teachings can be read in one day, but...

Doctrines can be changed!

I am the Pope of the Church of Destiny...the former Pope, and the hip-pull goddess is in his pocket. Isn't it just a matter of saying if you want to change the teaching?

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Discovering that there seems to be a loophole in this ability, William couldn't help but be overjoyed, immediately put his hand into his pocket, and rubbed the hip goddess a few times.

"Hurry up! Don't pretend to be dead, come out and help?"

Although the hip-pull goddess was still holding her breath at this time, she sensed that William was in a good state of mind, so she reluctantly floated out after all.

"Why? What the **** are you trying to do?"

"It's nothing, I just want to ask you this time, does your Destiny Church have teachings?"

Church of Destiny?

After hearing William's words, the hip-pull goddess rolled her eyes and said angrily:

"No! Didn't I tell you everything? I haven't established any Destiny Church at all!

In the Church of Destiny that was wiped out by the Church of Knowledge in the Austrian Continent, although there are also statues of the Goddess of Destiny, the thing they made is not me at all. Rather than believing in me, the Goddess of Destiny, it is better to say that they believe in the priesthood of Destiny In itself, strictly speaking, they are even thieves who stole my priesthood! "

William raised his eyebrows and said:

"So when you named me the Pope of the Church of Destiny, it was actually pure nonsense?"

"..."

"This... can't be said to be all nonsense..."

Unexpectedly, William was waiting for her here. After blinking her eyes in astonishment, the hip-pull goddess quietly adjusted the force of fate in front of her face a little stronger.

"Although there is no such thing as the Church of Destiny, I, the Goddess of Destiny, is the real thing... um... So you, the Pope of Destiny, can't be regarded as pure nonsense. At least theoretically speaking, there is nothing wrong with your status..."

"Okay, you pass the test."

After squinting at the hip-pull goddess with a guilty face, William curled his lips and said:

"Although I have been withdrawn by you, as the former Pope of the Church of Destiny and the only Pope, can I modify the teachings of the Church of Destiny?"

What? (⊙_⊙)? What are you going to do?

Startled by William's words, the hip-pull goddess blinked and asked back with a puzzled face:

"Aren't you the only one in the Church of Destiny? This kind of empty shell church you still...cough cough cough, I mean, our Church of Destiny has a relatively streamlined staff, teaching emblems, robes, prayers, and preaching doctrines The previous **** prayer ceremony has not been finalized yet, why are you changing its teachings?

Uh... wait! Have you finally figured it out and are ready to help me preach on the continent of Arcana? "

Good guy, you have a pretty good idea!

As long as you don’t have anything you want, the protection you give can only be used to leave your last words to the broken church. I will be the Pope when I am full and full!

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Looking at the hip-pull goddess with excited eyes beside her, William curled his lips contemptuously, and for the sake of asking for her, he didn't directly expose her, but suggested:

"It doesn't matter what the priest's robe is, let's just settle for what I'm wearing, or just go with ordinary clothes; for the priest's emblem, use your dice first; as for the prayer, it's better to be simple, and don't fix those bells and whistles.

The fire of wisdom that redeems the world from ignorance and savagery, the holy light that pierces the darkness and illuminates the way forward, etc. Not only do they sound embarrassing to death, but most of the prefixes are also difficult to memorize..."

After Feilong ridiculed the Holy See and the Church of Knowledge, William said in front of the hip-pull goddess with an undeniable expression:

"If you want me to say it, just say that fate is on top and it's over. Do you have any objections?"

"..."

"Actually, I think that the appropriate prefixes when praying can enable those who hear it to have a preliminary understanding of the church and the true God. It can be regarded as a relatively simple self-introduction..."

After whispering her opinion on the prayer, the hip-pull goddess carefully glanced at William's expression:

"Also, if the prefixes of other true gods sound so grand, if you don't add anything to me, doesn't it sound a bit cold..."

"Um?"

"Han... Shouting to save trouble is also very important..."

Seeing some kind of threat from William's squinted eyes, the hip-pulling goddess had no choice but to swallow the second half of her words, and secretly wiped a bitter tear from her heart.

Miserable!

It is clearly a church with its own name, but it can’t even decide its own prayers, and it is threatened and bullied by unscrupulous popes every day... There are so many true gods from ancient times to the present, I am afraid that no one can be more miserable than yourself... Woo woo woo...

"That's fine. Since you, the goddess of fate, have no objections, let's decide on the emblem and prayers of the Church of Fate!"

Seeing that the hip-pulling goddess is so knowledgeable about current affairs, William nodded in satisfaction at first, and then, seeing her cooperation, he proposed kindly:

"How about leaving the doctrine to you to choose? Well... But the number of words should not be too many, too many words will make it troublesome to read, it's better to keep it as short as possible..."

Ah... can such an important thing as doctrine be decided by myself, a goddess?

Seeing that William is still such a "human being", knowing that he should respect himself as a true god, the hip-pull goddess couldn't help but sniffed, with a somewhat moved expression:

"I didn't expect you to be quite..."

"Just one word!"

William first clapped his hands together, and then said with a face full of refusal:

"It's decided, just sum up your church's teachings in one word, and it's easy for me to preach... Hurry up and think about it! Tell me when you decide which word to choose for the teachings, I'm still waiting to use it!"

"..."

You, you, you... you are really... you don't bully God like this!

After listening to William's request, the hip-pulling goddess was so angry that her lips trembled and she was speechless for a long time.

In addition to telling about the power of the true God and the history of the church, the doctrine is also a business card to introduce the true God and the church! Internally, it is a standard that believers are required to abide by and follow!

you bastard! Whose true God doctrine has only one word? Even my mission of destiny must be written in two words, okay? Can a single word count as teaching? Thank you **** for figuring it out!

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But this time, she was probably really angry. Although the hip-pulling goddess had ten thousand things in her heart that she wanted to vomit, she didn't know what to say when she came to her mouth, and she blocked the "door" in one breath, holding back I didn't utter a word for a long time.

Facing William, the unreasonable hob-cutter meat pope, he can't fight loudly, he can't win a fight, and he will be spat at if he gets angry. If he really annoys him, he might even be thrown into the latrine. Seriously Let God know what to do.

The hip-pull goddess worked hard for a long time, but still couldn't find a way to express her emotions, but she would not be sanctioned by William. After stomping her feet a few times in anger, she followed William's usual appearance and leaned her upper body back slightly...

"Heh... Intuit!"

After leaning back his upper body and avoiding the spit from the hip-pull goddess, William shook his head calmly and refused:

"No, the two words are too long. Even though there is only one extra word, if you read it more than 600 times in a row, it will take several minutes longer. During the battle, you may not be able to read it all. You are still here." Choose one of the words!"

"Teet! Tettttt!"

"Okay, I know."

After the figure flashed twice quickly, William first made an "OK" gesture to the distraught goddess, and then concluded with a calm expression:

"Since you, the Goddess of Destiny, have spoken in person, from now on, the teachings of the Church of Destiny will be 'intuitive'. As for the ritual of praying before the preaching of the teachings..."

When he said this, William paused for a moment, then stepped forward with his left foot, then raised his arm and pointed forward.

"Intuitive!"

"..."

"In order to save trouble, let's forget about those twisting and sultry gestures. Let's set this up for the time being for the process of preaching the teachings of the Church of Destiny. Do you have any opinions?"

"..."

"You... you you you... do whatever you want!"

From the look in William's eyes, seeing that this sentence was a notification rather than an inquiry, the hip-pull goddess screamed out of anger, never wanting to see the cheating guy in front of her again, and went straight back to William's room. in the pocket.

"Anyway... If someone asks, I will never admit it!"

It's okay, it doesn't matter if you recognize it or not, as long as the dog system recognizes it.

After getting the hip-stretching goddess lake, William thought for a while, then "talked to himself" and said:

"Under the guidance of La... Goddess of Destiny, as the first Pope of Destiny, I have already selected the robes and emblems for the Church of Destiny, set the prayers and prayer rituals, and the teachings have just been promulgated by the Goddess herself. All the conditions have been met, I declare that the great Church of Destiny is established today!"

【…】

"Huh? You should make some noise!"

【…】

Like the hip-pull goddess who was crying in William's pocket, she was shocked by William's feat of founding a Church of God in three minutes. The dog system was silent for a long time before giving the corresponding system prompt.

[After several rounds of intense negotiations, you successfully reached a consensus with the Goddess of Fate, and with her unwilling acquiescence, you chose a good emblem for the Church of Fate, and forcibly completed the teachings of the Church of Fate.

At this moment, the Church of Destiny created by you is established, and you, as its founder and sole member, will automatically obtain the status of the first Pope of the Church of Destiny]

[You have obtained the special status "Pope (Fate. After communicating with the Goddess of Destiny through devout prayers, you can pray for her to grant the special protection unique to the chosen people of God]

Hehe, it’s fine to pray or something, I was born with hard knees, it doesn’t matter if it’s the **** of death or the goddess of stretching hips, in short, when I ask someone for protection from the real god, I always stand up and ask for it!

After disdainfully glanced at the humble dog system, William, who had exceeded the set goal, raised his head and turned off the system panel with satisfaction.

And just as he was about to recite the teachings of the Hip Lap Church twice to try whether this special ability would work for him, he caught a glimpse of the autistic Luna in the distance from the corner of his eye.

"..."

The new abilities can’t just be applied to me...cough, I mean, although I can’t blame myself for the Moon God becoming the recovery demon god, but I still have a bit of a connection with myself who provided her with the “seed” after all. responsible.

And seeing the friendship that everyone has fought side by side for several times, I, who has a very high moral level, should help her as a matter of course! Solve the troubles of the former explosive kit!

Holding a kind heart without any evil thoughts, he walked quickly to the front and back of the ignorant Moon God. William first murmured in a voice that only he could hear, and then he left his foot. He stepped forward suddenly, stretched his arms straight forward, and pointed hard at the still autistic Luna.

"Intuit! Intuit! Intuit!"

[You have preached the teachings of the Church of Destiny to the Resuscitating Demon God LV111. With the blessing of the special skill "Doctrine Mastery (God, the credibility of your teachings will be greatly improved, and the possibility of the opponent's betrayal of your camp will be slightly increased. , this probability is currently 0.1%]

[You are against the Resuscitating Demon God...currently 0.2%]

【You...0.3%】

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The **** bastard! Haven't you seen people are sad?

Amidst a series of retreating sounds, Luna raised his head angrily after being disturbed by the noise, and looked fiercely at William, who was "jumping the gods" in front of him.

"What are you doing? It's making a lot of noise!"

"I'm here to help you."

Faced with the complaint from the Moon God that he doesn't know good people, William, who has always been magnanimous, smiled indifferently, and then explained in the intermission of "Tuttite":

"I have a very special ability that can permanently change a person's alignment, so..."

"Pooh!"

Before William finished speaking, Luna frowned, glared at him angrily, and said:

"Shaohu is fooling people! If you really have such a powerful ability, you just have to shout at others and make gestures every day, won't you be able to unify... Wait! Why is there no light on your body?"

After staring at William for a long time, but failed to see the "flash of lies" from him, Luna suddenly stopped breathing, and then said in disbelief:

"This... actually has this kind of ability? This is too... no! Wait a minute! If you can really change a person's camp permanently, then...then I won't..."

"Then your problem will be solved."

After nodding in approval of Luna's judgment, William said with a serious face:

"Although it is not 100% successful, the probability is definitely more than 60%. So as long as you are lucky, you may really be able to get rid of the identity of the demon god... So, can I continue?"

After hearing William's words, Luna nodded hastily, and UU Read Book www.uukanshu.com obediently sat back to the original position with her legs crossed, and looked at William gesticulating in front of her excitedly, looking forward to finding her. The moment of his original identity.

And her luck seems to be pretty good, when she was "intuited" by William more than 400 times, and when the probability was stacked to close to 50%, Luna's body trembled slightly, and she was really in the place that the two were looking forward to so much. There was an incomparably strange change in his gaze.

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[Affected by your special skill "Doctrine Mastery (God, the Resuscitating Demon God LV111 completely betrayed his own camp, and permanently changed from "Elf" to "Demon"]

"..."

"This... there seems to be a slight problem with our understanding of the effects of abilities, but it's not all bad news..."

Looking at Luna who lost her pointed ears but had two small horns on her head, William first grinned in embarrassment, and then, facing her eyes that were about to breathe fire, smiled and comforted her in a low voice. :

"At least... this time you are completely local..."