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What about my husband? How about an old man like me?

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Seeing the Pope Tree that disappeared instantly with a humming sound, William only felt that his head also buzzed with a humming sound, and his whole body was not well.

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Without the reliable labor force of the old Pope, who can guard the passage to the abyss aside, how to explain this matter makes his brain buzzing.

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Kieran, I'm really sorry, your father made me lose it by accident. As for how I lost it... When you threw it in the river to wash the pee moss, your father turned into a fish and ran away?

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Gee! I've never heard of a bright pope that can turn into a fish, so there's someone out there doing it!

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Seeing the two elves hugging each other in the river, their expressions on their faces were more frightened than shocked, William's face instantly turned gloomy.

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"I need an explanation!"

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"…"

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This also explains a fart!

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The two elves who were in a state of confusion, after looking at each other, they could no longer care about the irritability of urine, and they threw two thuds into the river and swam to the other side.

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However, unfortunately, the opposite bank, which does not seem to be far away, not only is not approaching their position, but is rapidly pulling away, and even the height has begun to decrease... or his position is constantly rising.

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Acting on the water control ability of the [Tide Master], he directly grabbed the small half of the river, and after urging the big waves to lift the two elves back, William called Xiaolan with a dark face and asked him to press the two goods one by one. I stayed there, and then holding the last hope, I lifted up the nearby river and searched carefully, but where can I see the shadow of that small jade fish?

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"I...I can actually explain..."

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Seeing William's increasingly gloomy expression and his fists clenched more and more tightly, the male elf Gu Dong swallowed his saliva and said with a dry smile:

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"That... We didn't know that the tree just now was actually a woody person, so... I made a little mistake...

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But you don't have to worry too much. He was not sent to any dangerous place. He should have gone to the royal court along the river. Now he is mostly sinking in Miyue Lake outside the royal court. He just picked it up. "

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Was it sent to the royal court one step ahead? That's still okay...

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After hearing the male elf's explanation, William's face finally looked better, he reluctantly gave up his plan to beat the two **** elves, and patted Xiaolan's paw with a cold face.

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"Come on, take me to Miyue Lake to find people! Also, you'd better pray that he doesn't have any problems, otherwise... Then just wait and feed the dragon for me!"

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"Roar!"

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When William made a threat, as a very discerning worker dragon, Xiao Lan opened the dragon's mouth abnormally and let out a drooling roar. He poured the ground on the two elves who had caused trouble, and directly helped them make a full set of ambergris spa.

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It just stinks the elves!

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Looking at the saliva all over his body, the two elves who were almost fainted looked at each other again, so regretful that even their bowels were blue.

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If I knew it would be like this now, I might as well have been soaking in the river for two minutes...

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And at the time when the two elves were repenting, in the royal court of elves hundreds of kilometers away, the archbishop of a certain natural society who was also remorseful was just caught by the guards of the queen of elves. out of the palace.

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Tsk, this stinky old bitch! It's obvious that crow's feet are growing out of the corners of his eyes, and he still wears such colorful clothes. It's just that your husband likes men!

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Ignoring the pointing of the surrounding elves, the archbishop who only wore a few big leaves got up from the ground. After looking at the dust on his body, he left the door of the palace cursingly and walked towards the outside of the elves' court. After walking over, I was going to soak in the lake at the entrance of Wang Ting for a while to clean up the dust on my body.

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However, just as she walked to Miyue Lake and was about to go down to wash, she was stopped by a pair of patrolling guards.

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"Stop! Her Majesty has an order, from now on, you are not allowed to play in the water in Miyue Lake!"

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"Fuck you!"

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Hearing the old woman's order again, the archbishop couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard the words, and said angrily:

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"How busy do I have to be to play with water here? Didn't you see that my mother was dirty? I'm going to take a bath!"

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"It's even worse to take a shower! Hurry up and get out of here!"

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After looking at the dirty little girl elf in front of him, the captain of the patrolling guard couldn't help his expression tighten, he stretched out his hand to cover his nose and took a small step back.

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As a race that is beautiful and clean, most elves pay great attention to personal hygiene, and some elves nobles with long traditions even pay attention to cleaning their bodies three times a day.

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And according to the sun, moon and stars and the current season and weather, apply perfumes with completely different scents on different positions such as wrists, chests, and armpits, and carefully wear different numbers of sachets and accessories.

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People with slightly smarter noses can even directly judge the specific date of the day from the changes and odors on their bodies.

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But the elf with a lot of dust in front of him not only did not wear a sachet and other accessories, but also did not even have any decent clothes. He dared to go out wearing a few leaves, except that he was really poor and had nothing. Most of them are naturally perverted.

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"Go back! Don't pass on the smell on your body!"

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After guessing the identity of the archbishop, the patrolling guards took a step back in unison, as if they had seen a mass of fungus growing on the ceiling of the lake, and hurriedly raised the long-handled moon blade in their hands.

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The captain of the guard, covering his nose, shouted in a loud voice:

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"My Lady Queen has an order! Due to the recent tense situation, a large number of clansmen who originally lived in the outer forests have been forced to move inwards, resulting in water difficulties in the surrounding areas of the royal court.

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And Miyue Lake is the closest clean water intake point, and no one is allowed to play in the water recently! No fishing or hunting! Do not wash your clothes in it! The lake has to be kept as clean as possible...you hear that? Hurry up and get back when you understand! Don't come near me...and this Miyue Lake! "

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Tsk...is it another trouble caused by large-scale inward migration?

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After hearing the words of the captain of the guards, thinking of the elves in his own territory who sued him for being black, the archbishop of the meeting naturally pursed his lips with an unhappy expression, but since he knew that the situation was really special, he turned around without saying anything. leave.

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However, just as she was about to leave, she heard the voices of the guards letting out a long sigh of relief. When she looked back and saw the disgusting expressions on the guards' faces, the archbishop couldn't help but get angry and turned his back on his guts. Sheng, put his hands together in the posture of [Natural Purification], and snorted coldly:

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"Don't let me go down to do the laundry, right, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Then don't ask for your clothes...Fuck!"

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As if a ball of gunpowder had been stuffed into it, the Miyue Lake behind everyone swelled up a lot, and then a huge tree grew out of nowhere, squeezing a large amount of lake water directly out.

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When the guards looked back in shock, they found that the originally clear lake surface was churned with turbid white foam by the giant tree that suddenly squeezed out, and along with the giant tree, there were also a lot of light yellow The muddy yellow water flow, a very familiar sullen aura, is quietly filling the air.

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Guards: "..."

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Archbishop: "..."

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"What are you still doing! Hurry up!"

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The captain of the guard who was suffocated by the arrogance, his eyes were split, and he took the lead and rushed towards the big bishop with a confused face.

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"Kill me to death this **** who urinated into the water-fetching lake!"

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Chapter 2 is too late today...

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As for the reason... The young people in the group know that the fish was woken up by the blisters at 4 o'clock last night... It's really miserable... The mattress is still dry, and I don't know how to sleep tonight...

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6k will be added tomorrow!

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Currently - 3.0/3.4

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