This Plug-in is Too Middle School

[After testing, the inability to use the pseudo-artifact suit is not a system problem, please find the reason from yourself]

"..."

What's wrong with you... It's really my "problem" that you can't use the women's armor, but can I take the initiative to solve the "problem" between my legs for your set of equipment?

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Seeing that the dog system was actually ready to fool it so hard, William immediately gritted his teeth and said:

"Last time, because of your 'reward', although I got an artifact, I also directly offended the goddess of death! This time I used something that I can't use to fool people, so it's better to fail the mission directly!

hurry up! If you don't give me a similar reward this time, then I'll just open it up in the future! Whoever loves to do what kind of broken task does it! "

【…】

William's heartfelt threat seemed to trigger some kind of hidden mechanism, causing the system to fall into a long silence. After a while, the familiar voice of the narration sounded again.

[After you successfully deceived the sixth ruler of the Arcane Empire and brought a generous "sponsorship" for the Dawn Leader, you happily collected this priceless small communicator, and after earning this communicator During the space ring, you accidentally discovered a few things that have been lying in it for a long time]

Um? I didn't throw that thing in the space ring, did I? By the way, you suddenly started to read white because you were thinking... uh...

After squinting and pondering for a few seconds, William seemed to understand something, and decisively took the pocket watch-shaped small communicator out of his pocket, threw it into the space ring, and then pretended to check all the items inside.

["The spider queen's broken teeth... plus the leg hair... this should be enough to create a long spear at the level of an artifact? It's just a forger at the level of a god-craftsman."]

[Looking at the bone-shattering tip that shone with a formidable edge, you couldn't help but fall into contemplation, and then thought of a certain dwarf named Sancho.

The other party once built a whole set of armor at the pseudo-artifact level for you. Unfortunately, because the armor was too heavy, he was crushed by the armor he forged by himself and broke his cervical vertebra.

"Well... If the **** craftsman... isn't there just one of them? Would you like to go to Copperforge to find him?"]

"..."

What do you mean... let me find the most skilled craftsman in history and let him build the artifact spear for me?

After thinking about it for a while, William felt that there was something to be said about it, and his face finally calmed down a little, but he was still unwilling.

Not to mention whether Sancho has the ability or not, will it waste the materials I have worked so hard to get, and are you still digging rewards from what I have already got? Even if you die, it's just to provide some information!

"no!"

William's eyes flashed twice, and he tried to continue to say the condition:

"These are all things I already have, and I have to make up my own materials to get them. Although it is also an artifact and a fake artifact, it still can't be worth the reward of this quest. You have to give it to me more or less. Make up a little bit, or I'll just open the Olympics for the next mission!"

【…】

[Please note that if you deliberately give up a task that is completed instinctively, then there will be a high probability of a special state "no chicken talk" in the punishment project for failure of the task.]

No talk about...?

Looking at the bright noun between "wu" and "zhi" in front of him, and savoring its dual meaning between animal species and a special organ, William couldn't help but take a deep breath.

"Dog type... er... who... the special state you're talking about is called 'nonsense'... did you write a wrong word?"

【…】

[After testing, there is no character error in the notification]

"..."

"you are vicious!"

nmd! If the negotiation fails, you can directly cut it... directly overturn the table, right? No face!

...

A little later, on the top floor of the Inquisition, in the conference room next to the director's office.

This person...isn't he shameless?

Seeing William who barged in unscrupulously and sat at the end of the long table without changing his face, several cardinals couldn't help but turn dark at the same time. Among them, the one-eyed old man with the most irritable temperament took several breaths in succession, and his face turned pale. Got a little purple.

After turning his eyes away with a sullen face, the one-eyed old man said angrily towards the wall:

"This is a cardinal meeting held in the Heresy Inquisition! It will decide the future of the Holy See! Irrelevant people are not welcome to join!"

After hearing the speech of the one-eyed old man's expulsion, William, who came by the old man in the wheelchair, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

In this small conference room, the decoration is actually quite rudimentary. Some of them are sorry for the force of the strongest Holy See. There is no extra furniture in the room. There is only a long table, eight chairs, and a piece of writing. Plate with discussion content.

The chair on the side of the long table must belong to the new Pope, Kieran, and the first seat on her left does not have a chair, which is undoubtedly a space for the old man's wheelchair, but they The two have not yet arrived, and it is estimated that they are still working on something.

As for the remaining seven chairs, four of them are naturally the seats of the four cardinals, one belongs to the priest of the Holy Flame, who is extremely powerful in fighting against demons, and the other is the "tea pourer" placed by the door. In the special seat, Andrew, the "water dispenser manager" of this meeting, sat there eagerly.

Although there is a high probability that he will succeed the head of the Heresy Inquisition in the future, but unfortunately this conference is too high-level, the per capita cardinals sitting above, and the future pope and the man behind the future pope, can get a seat. It's a special treat.

As for the last chair, it was placed at the end of the long table, far away from any position, and it was even more faintly opposite to Kieran's position, which was the one that William's **** was next to now.

...

Tsk... When the old man in wheelchair made an appointment to meet, I thought it was a one-on-one chat, but I didn't expect all of them to come, and... Is he trying to slap me? Still want to do something?

After looking thoughtfully at the "Pope Throne" directly opposite the long table, William's eyes narrowed slightly, and vaguely from the arrangement of this position, he smacked a little "reminder" or "warning" "the taste of.

After all, the length of the table in the room seems to be a little long, enough to fit 11 or 2 chairs tightly, and it would be quite loose if only seven chairs were placed around it.

Except for the chairs placed at the top and bottom, the remaining five chairs are tightly stacked on the side that is leaning against Kieran, and the half of the table is leaning against him. There are no more chairs from the middle, and other There is a clear sense of distance between people.

The Holy See of Light is so big that it is impossible to find a round table or a long table with a more suitable length, but the old man in the wheelchair chose such a long table and put all six of the chairs at one end, it must be Something to imply.

When he thought of this, William looked down at the table in front of him, and there was already a cup of black tea with a clear soup color. Although the color of the cups that hold the black tea is different from that of other people, it seems to be more expensive.

So... the target of this reminder should not be me, but Kieran, who is about to become the new pope...

Looking up at Kieran's position and simulating what he would see when sitting on it, William couldn't help but sneer.

The old man in the wheelchair deliberately chose such a table, mostly because he wanted to use this position to remind Kieran that she is the Pope of the Holy See of Light anyway, and she can really surround her, and the people who support her are also the people of the Holy See of Light My "heretic" is too close, so don't lean too far toward me, right?

How should I put it... I have a very careful mind, and I can even play two careful tricks in arranging a seat, but the method is still too petty, and if I go too far, I will be irritated. Do not believe?

"Don't go too far!"

Seemingly misunderstanding the meaning of William's sneer, the one-eyed old man who was placed turned black, he couldn't help but slap the desk and pointed at the metal plate behind the "Pope Throne".

"Look at the words above! Some irrelevant people shouldn't be in this room at all!"

"..."

Dare to jump out? You are ready and things have just stabilized. I'm embarrassed to beat you again, right?

Hearing this, William raised his eyebrows a little unhappily, and then according to the one-eyed old man's words, he raised his head and glanced at the carved gold plate that was expensive at first glance, and clearly saw the three important tasks listed above.

These three important tasks are - how to deal with the changes in the abyss passage, how to restore the former Pope's physical state, and... how to deal with the threat brought by William Vankins.

"..."

No... why are you still looking for me at this meeting? Wheelchair old man! I tm remember you!

Squinting at his name, and after a while at the highlighted mark "※" next to him, William turned his head slowly and looked at Andrew who was holding black tea beside him.

"Hurry up, have some eyesight."

After raising his hand and pointing at the carved gold plate behind the main seat, William pointed towards Andrew who was puzzled and reminded earnestly:

"Take a good look at the three items on the conference board. Can you guard the passage to the abyss? Can you restore the former Pope's body? Or beat me? Which one can you help?"

Confused by William's words, Andrew raised the teapot in his hand subconsciously.

"I am in charge of..."

"What am I?"

After he grabbed the teapot in Andrew's hand and put it on the table, William stretched out his hand to grab the collar on the back of his neck, and took the person out of the meeting room. While returning, he deliberately explained loudly:

"Although our personal friendship is okay, but you didn't hear the respected one-eyed... er... Cardinal Luo? Some irrelevant people shouldn't be in this room at all! Go go, don't be there! Here's to making trouble for us!"

"I'm Diancha... No... The Director asked me to sit here! He's trying to run you on, look for him, what are you doing with me?"

After struggling for two times, he found that he couldn't resist William's strange power. He also found that the one-eyed cardinal's complexion was getting darker and darker, and there was a possibility of an attack at any time. Andrew, who was tragically affected, had to sigh and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. , Just as he was about to open his mouth to surrender, a clear voice came in from outside the door.

"What are you doing?"

Looking at Andrew being held in William's hands, the beautiful brows of the Black Saintess frowned, and then she persuaded:

"William, Andrew is the successor chosen by Your Excellency Grant. He often temporarily replaces him in charge of the Heresy Inquisition. He is very familiar with a lot of information. It will be much more convenient for him to be present at this meeting. If there is any conflict between you..."

"No, what conflict could there be between us? By the way, you are not only responsible for pouring tea~"

After letting go of his hand and putting down Andrew, who was suddenly blushing, William stretched out his hand and rubbed it twice, forcibly smoothing his wrinkled back collar, and then put his arm on it directly, giving him a gracious hug, tying Andrew. Roll his eyes.

"It's just that Cardinal Pizarro has spoken. Someone who has nothing to do with the affairs of the parliament board does not deserve to stay in this room. I will help him clear the scene~"

"So that's the case, but Andrew is not an irrelevant person, but essential, you should let him in first..."

The Black Saintess glanced at Cardinal Pizarro's expression when she heard the words, and then she probably understood something, so she couldn't help but chuckle.

However, when she caught a glimpse of the arrangement of chairs in the conference room, the brows that had just been stretched couldn't help but wrinkle again.

"William."

After stopping William, who was about to sit back in the first place, Kieran first glanced at the wheelchair old man's seat with some dissatisfaction, and then said with a face that could not refuse:

"If you sit at the end of the table, it will be too much trouble for us to communicate later. Just now that Sir Grant has not come, you should move the chair to his place first."

After hearing the arrangement of Saintess Cut Black, the air in the room seemed to freeze instantly, and everyone's expressions were very different.

Except for William, who was a little surprised, and Andrew, who looked a little complicated, the four cardinals looked different, but they didn't look good.

After all, although this was just an insignificant seat, the moment he entered, he spoke without hesitation and placed William on his left, which was enough to show Kieran's position.

The future Pope... does not seem to be prepared to rely heavily on the power within the Holy See, and... I am afraid that he will not accept the constraints from the Council of Cards like her father.

So... Can you and the others continue to maintain their original status and power when they are obviously unable to counteract them?

"Lord Kieran!"

The one-eyed old man who had just sat down stood up again, his wrinkled old face looking as black as the bottom of a pot, obviously in a hurry.

The one-eyed old man said angrily in the frown of the Holy Maiden Cut Black, which was frowning more and more tightly.

"That's Grant's position! Grant is the head of the Inquisition, and he's not even a member of the Holy See! Please re-..."

"I have endured you for a long time!"

Before Kieran could speak, William slammed the table and blocked the second half of the one-eyed old man's words.

Looking at the one-eyed old man who was blushing with anger, I saw William squinted his eyes first, then reached out and pointed in the direction of Kieran, and said with a displeased expression:

"There are so many things in a broken seat! Let me tell you! If you dare to babble again today, do you believe that I will sit directly on her lap?"

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