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really……

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Recalling the people he knew, William suddenly realized that, except for the little rich women who had their own private airports, the position closest to their hearts seemed to be their backs...

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But...why didn't I think it might be the back? Why is my first reaction to rub... ahem, just the front? Is it...

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Am I really a hopeless old scumbag?

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For William, who has always been a self-proclaimed gentleman, this question was too shocking, causing him to spend the next full day thinking desperately with a serious expression, whether he was a **** critic or not.

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It wasn't until he settled down the Qing Suppression Corps that came back from the Gate of the Dead Kingdom that he didn't know why, and suddenly remembered some long-held scientific knowledge, and then he suddenly slapped his ass.

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It's not my fault! is this world!

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It is because they are not perfect enough to popularize the mysteries of the human body! That's why this unnecessary misunderstanding came about. I'm actually innocent!

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After successfully keeping his personality as a gentleman, William ignored Her Majesty's expression of anger and anger, and silently retracted his right hand that had been thrown up, and held it on his chest, making a gesture of lifting it upwards.

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"I thought about it for a long time and finally figured it out! The closest place to the heart is not the back!"

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Seeing Avril whose expression changed from shame and anger to doubt, William held up his hand again, and then explained sincerely:

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"Listen to me, the human heart is not round, it has a tip that slopes forward!

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So what you said earlier is wrong, the back is actually not the closest place to the heart. The specific location of the heart is generally between the second rib and the fifth rib, so it should be held up with your hands like this, and then attached..."

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"..."

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So where is the closest to the heart, what does it have to do with you patting my butt! And it's so loud!

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Looking back at the red-colored maid behind him, seeing her biting her lip and trying to hold back her laughter, Her Majesty couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

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Forget it... Anyway... I already know it anyway... There's no need to hide it any more.

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Although in front of the maid... it's not good to do this, but it's not in the public eye now. William has just experienced a series of death battles, and he finally came back alive, so there's no need to talk about him for such a trivial matter.

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After glaring at the maid and warning her not to talk nonsense, Avril led William into the room, took the nightgown from the maid, carefully placed it on the bedside outside, and told herself with a serious face.

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For William's hard work, this time it's all for now, but after he has a good rest, he must remember to tell him. joking...

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By the way, why did you follow up? It's not like we said that today, first... first not...

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Seeing William who followed him into the room, Her Majesty couldn't help but blushed, and complained a little angrily:

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"You just came back... Didn't you say it before, you should sleep outside and have a good rest today, no... You won't be thinking about that kind of thing, so I asked you to sleep here, you..."

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"Don't get me wrong."

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After reaching out to touch his nose, William explained sincerely:

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"The purpose of my follow-up is mainly... um... at least a part... a small part... a very small part is to verify with my own hands, to study where is the closest place to the heart."

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Seeing that the light that appeared on his body was pressed down, and did not turn into a sun in an instant, William was relieved, and he was glad that in addition to the images that were inappropriate for children, he still had a little bit of truth left. Pursue.

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By constantly revising the preconditions and reluctantly finding a reason for his behavior, William, who looked up at the sky, said cheekily:

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"You think, we can't get a correct answer even if we speculate here.

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But the mark given by Lady Death is in the palm of my hand, so as long as I stretch out my hand and stick it on for a while, and rub it with my own hands... If I try it myself, don't you know where the closest place to the heart is? "

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"..."

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Bah! You lie to the undead!

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Even though she didn't have any skills such as mind reading, her Majesty the Queen of Flan instantly saw the truth of the matter out of a certain female instinct to identify lechers.

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As for William's words, Avril didn't believe even a single punctuation mark. After spat at him, she instinctively raised her eyebrows, ready to yell at him, so that this **** who was just healed could be honest.

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However, when she saw the damaged coat everywhere on William's body, and the shades of color under the clothes, it seemed that after the new flesh that had just grown out, she finally hardened her heart, and she went soft with a hula. It was almost gone, and even the verbal reprimands that had been prepared inexplicably turned into discussions with soft inhalation.

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"You give me... give me a good rest outside... OK?"

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After hearing the "reproach" that she could only describe as weak, Avril couldn't help but panic. She knew that with the character of William hitting a snake and climbing down a pole, as long as the tone of her voice was not firm enough, she would be afraid tonight. Likely to suffer.

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But the stubborn Her Majesty knew she would lose~www.wuxiaspot.com~, but she did not surrender immediately, but stretched out her hand to push against his chest, and tried her best to resist with a blushing face:

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"William, listen to me... Although you are in good health, and you don't seem to be hurt now, but you spent several days in the underworld without resting, and after you came out, there were several fierce battles, which must have taken a lot of energy.

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Although... although you think it may be nothing, but... but these are invisible at the moment, just like those veterans who have been in battle for a long time, although they are powerful when they are young, but when they are older... ah ah …”

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After feeling a little bit of the strength from his chest, he felt that it was much lighter than when the kitten stepped on the milk, and William, who was relieved, decisively ignored Her Majesty's kindness, first hugged her horizontally, and then took three steps. He rushed to the side of the bed in two steps, and fell into the soft big bed together.

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"It's alright, I just did a big, big favor to the **** of death, so even if I'm exhausted here, he will definitely not accept me."

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"Bah! Don't talk nonsense like that!"

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After scolding William angrily, even though she knew that it would probably be noon when she woke up tomorrow, Her Majesty, with the belief that even if she couldn't win, couldn't resist at all, she closed her eyes with a blushing face, and trembled with a lack of confidence. road:

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"Then...then when your experiment is over...you must remember to go to sleep outside..."

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"Huh? Experiment? What experiment?"

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