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Cough, cough...how can you, a single **** who has been single all his life, understand the hardships of a married man?

After clearing his throat in embarrassment, William touched his nose with a guilty conscience and said:

"If the head is gone, then it's naturally dead, and the rest of the rest is useless, but... ahem, let me just say it directly, can you help me smear one on each side of the waist. ]?"

"…"

(⊙⊙)

Nima, this **** has been thinking about marrying a **** for thousands of years, and nothing has come to fruition yet. You kid is really the **** who can't open the pot and lift it.

After staring at William with a sullen face in the distance, the **** of death seriously considered whether he should try to expand the proportion of [Death without End] and personally kill this daring thing.

Anyway, many planes have been turbulent over the years, and there are fights everywhere. The proportion of beings who can complete [Death to Death] is becoming less and less, and the control of the body will be taken away by my sister sooner or later, not bad. two.

However, feeling the scorching **** seat under the right half of the buttocks, the **** of death, who came out to let loose after the elf dynasty was overthrown, was finally reluctant to be pressed back by his sister so quickly, and finally held back and let [Death without End] add Yi's plan, he snapped his fingers with a bad look on his face.

"Hurry up, the last condition!"

Reaching out and touching the invisible brand on the back waist, and after carefully reading the system description, William's self-confidence was a little weak because of his "emptiness", and he swelled back in a flash, and the expansion was amazing. Even wishing to go back to fight a battle now, and be embarrassed in a certain room of the Royal Palace of France.

Lord... invincible!

(▽)/I, Wei, Inexhaustible Kidney, Lian now announce that Death is the most handsome of all true gods, only a little bit worse than me! And do not accept rebuttals!

Feeling the strong "confidence" that reappeared from the back waist, William couldn't help but smile, and even the black-faced death **** with an unhappy face on the throne, whose nose was not nose and eyes was not eyes, suddenly looked a lot more handsome.

"Thank you Lord Death for your generosity!"

After expressing his sincere thanks for the first time in his life, William managed to squeeze out a genuine smile and said:

"My last request is that you can send all the lifeforms that entered the underworld from the gate of the dead country back to the outside of the gate of the dead country safe and sound, um... If possible, then add the one I ride. The two-headed corpse-devouring flying dragon king."

"Snapped!"

With the sound of his fingers snapping again, a dark space fissure suddenly appeared in front of William. Before he could express his thanks to the God of Death, he received a solid black foot on the back of his butt, and stumbled and rushed in.

"Get the **** out of here! The dragon will send it to you too! Don't come again!"

If you don't come, you won't come, haha, it would be better if you can never come!

Feeling the breeze blowing from the crack, William patted off the footprints on his buttocks, and opened the system panel to check it with a reverent look.

Sure enough, after completing the deal with God, the [Child of Destiny] in the special status column finally ran out of power and was completely black.

Good guy... Sure enough, if you can go back to your hometown to get married, you can live back to your hometown to get married, really blessed by the goddess of fate...Bah! It's really the goddess of fate in the system, bless it!

After drawing a big cross on his chest and reciting two words of Amitabha, William happily ran towards the light at the end of the space rift.

Perhaps it was because of the need to cross two planes. The space rift opened by the **** of death himself was unusually long inside. After walking for a long distance, William finally successfully reached the exit at the other end.

By the way... I saved the world this time by relying on the craftsmanship of fighting evil things.

Please let the **** of death take action to close the gate of the dead country, directly quell the original chaos of the dead, and even save the entire Flange and half of the Holy Empire. The power of destiny in me must be terrifyingly strong. If so, the goddess of pulling the hips will not go to the sky and become a real **** in one step, right?

Hiss... Then you have to find some way to treat her, otherwise it will be bad if she really floats... Huh? Who is that middle-aged old handsome guy floating outside? Why does it look a little familiar?

…

The time moved forward a little, to the moment when a certain handsome Reaper snapped his fingers for the first time after hearing William's request.

Outside the door of the dead country that is gradually opening, Her Majesty Queen Flange, who is the backup "door lock", is staring nervously at the gray underworld, looking forward to a familiar figure returning safely as he promised.

In a slightly back position beside her, the Millennium Saint of the Church of Eros is stroking the back of her hand, the harp-shaped tattoo on it seems to be alive, and the forty-seven strings are rhythmically The ground was moving, and it seemed that a hymn with endless enthusiasm and joy was being played for the arrival of a great being.

"Lord Winnie..."

After staring at Avril's suddenly red hair roots for a while, the round-faced half-elf girl finally couldn't bear it anymore. She reached out and tugged at the corner of the Millennium Saint's clothes, and whispered in her ear:

"Why did the saint's hair suddenly turn red? And this color is so familiar, I seem to be..."

"Shh!"

Raising her finger in front of her lips, and making a "silence" gesture, the Millennium Saint, who looked equally nervous, shook her head and whispered to her in turn:

"Rongrong, listen, I am not asking you as an elder, but as a saint of the Church of Eros, I am asking you to listen carefully to what I say.

And no matter what news you hear from me next, you must remain as calm as possible, UU reading www.uukanshu. com must never make a sound, do you understand? "

ah? Is it that serious?

After hearing the words of the Millennium Saint, the eldest niece with a round face was taken aback and hurriedly raised her chest and raised her head obediently, posing as an honest child.

"Are you ready?"

Looking at Rongrong, who was nodding her head obediently, the Millennium Saint nodded lightly with satisfaction, and then said solemnly:

"Then listen, I doubt love..."

"Love... oops!"

A scream full of surprise sounded from the mouth of the round-faced girl, interrupting the story of the Millennium Saint.

Thinking that Lord Eros had descended, her whole body trembled, and instinctively turned her head to look over, but the Lord Saint stood up suddenly, nothing abnormal appeared on her body.

this child! It's been a while, and you're still making trouble with me!

But just when the Millennium Saint turned her head and tried to reprimand her with a straight face, she couldn't help but tremble and exclaimed uncontrollably.

"Closed? The door to the dead country is closed?!"

"It's closed! It's really closed!"

"Goddess bless!"

In the dozens of cheers that sounded almost at the same time, a discordant tone suddenly came.

"No! It can't be closed yet!"

Accompanied by a panic-filled cry, it seemed that it finally completely fit the mind of a great being. Her Majesty the Queen rushed down from the platform like an arrow, and rushed towards the closing gate of the dead country. The wind is automatic, and in an instant, it turns red all the way from the root of the hair to the tip of the hair, like a flower of flame dancing in the wind.

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The young people in the group seem to be studying how to punish me/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ (to be continued)