This Doctor is Great

At this time, the female patient realized that her sleeves were being pulled away, and immediately screamed.

"Ah~~~~"

While screaming, he pulled back the sleeves that had been pulled up without a trace.

However, it was too late.

Because teachers Zhou Mo and Zhang Luojia have already seen clearly.

Pinhole!

All of a sudden, Zhou Mo thought clearly!

This is definitely a poisonous bug!

And that pinhole is used to inject the poison powder.

As for this woman, why did she come here to pretend to be in pain?

It must be a scam!

At this moment, the young woman was still screaming in pain, gasping for breath.

"Doctor, call me quickly, it hurts!"

Already getting a little cranky.

Urging.

"What injection do you want?"

"Morphine... Demerol is also fine. Last time I had a stomachache, it was after taking Demerol that I got better."

Hearing this, Zhou Mo exchanged a glance with Mr. Zhang Luojia.

100% confirmed!

Definitely a poisonous bug!

Demerol is a clinically applied synthetic analgesic.

After repeated use, it can be addictive, and its adverse reactions are similar to morphine, and it is listed as a strictly controlled narcotic drug.

Regardless of its pharmacological effects, addiction, harm to the human body, or legal documents, Demerol is a kind of washing powder!

So does morphine!

and,

Very important point:

When some poisonous insects can't buy washing powder, they start to look for pethidine instead. However, Demerol is a special narcotic drug strictly controlled by the state, and it is difficult to possess it.

As a result, some poisonous insects will come to the hospital, trying to see if they can cheat the needle.

The patient in front of him may not have a stomachache, but an addiction, and he wants to find pethidine instead! !

Zhou Mo said with a serious face: "No, I can't take it now, you have to bear it for a while... If you take analgesia, it may cover up your previous illness..."

Young female: "........."

My heart has been scolded!

Stupid, I'm not in pain at all, but want to lie to Du Lengding!

He tried morphine, but he couldn't fool him.

But Du Lengding, he was lucky enough to be cheated in some hospitals.

But they are all small hospitals, and this is the first time he came to a large hospital to cheat on needles.

Unexpectedly, a large hospital would be so troublesome, and would not agree to this or that, how can a small hospital be so forthright and give a call as soon as it is called.

unlucky!

However, soon the female 'patient''s complexion changed.

Because Zhang Luojia picked up the phone in the consulting room: "Hello, 110? I have a suspected drug addict here, you can come and have a look..."

The female patient was so frightened that she quickly explained: "It's not...doctor, I'm just getting a painkiller injection. I'm not that kind of person!"

In the end, it was the kind of look of "you can believe it or not".

The female patient now knew that she couldn't cheat anymore, and her struggling body suddenly stopped.

Don't pretend anymore.

The whole person seemed to be fine, got out of bed, and then quickly left the consulting room, not wanting to stay in this awkward place for another second.

Zhang Luojia and Zhou Mo smiled lightly.

this way,

Explain that this person is definitely a poisonous insect!

not long,

The policeman Shushu came. After understanding the situation, the policeman Shushu is also experienced. He has encountered and heard many such poisonous insects. However, there was an accident in the middle. The ID card that this person registered belonged to another person, not a poisonous bug.

But this is not a problem for the experienced policeman, who easily retrieved the video, found the person's face, sent it back to the police station, and quickly found the person involved through face recognition.

In less than an hour, the poisonous bug was caught.

Female Poisonous Bug: "..."

Almost cried.

I went to small hospitals many times to cheat for needles, and they all succeeded. I didn't expect to overturn in a big hospital.

Sure enough, a big hospital is not easy.

...

The matter of poisonous insects, like a small wave, made Zhou Mo's outpatient life a little more fun today.

A new patient, walk in.

Male, 28 years old.

Zhang Luojia quietly said to Zhou Mo: "Come here, I'll watch from the side..."

Zhou Mo was overjoyed, and said in a low voice, "Thank you teacher!"

Next, Zhou Mo will be the chief physician.

"Doctor, my stomach hurts, I have a little diarrhea..." the patient said weakly and painfully, clutching his stomach.

Have loose bowels? Stomachache?

It sounds like gastroenteritis.

Zhou Mo: "When did you start having diarrhea? How many times did you have diarrhea?"

Patient: "Just an hour ago, I had diarrhea, and now I have diarrhea 3 times..."

Zhou Mo: "Have you eaten anything unclean?"

Patient: "I ate rice noodles in the morning, and I felt a bit of a strange taste at that time. If I had known it earlier, I would not have eaten it, which caused me to have diarrhea."

The patient looked angrily and scolded the owner of the breakfast shop.

Zhou Mo rolled his eyes: "It's only been less than 2 hours since the morning, and it's still in the stomach? It hasn't reached the intestines yet..."

Patient: "Huh???"

A trace of unnaturalness flashed across his face.

Zhou Mo: "What did you eat last night?"

The patient faltered and made up: "I had supper last night, barbecue, maybe it was barbecue..."

Zhou Mo nodded: "It should be gastroenteritis... go get a blood test and do a routine blood test..."

Gastroenteritis, a very basic disease, is basically caused by bacteria and viruses. It will come out after a blood test, and there will be a response.

The patient stammered: "Doctor, can you just prescribe me the medicine without drawing blood, it's too troublesome, it's been too long..."

Zhou Mo shook his head: "That won't work, we still need to do the necessary examinations. If there is any serious problem, it's better to have a blood test... and the blood test results are available in half an hour, so you don't have to wait for a long time..."

When the patient saw it, he had no choice but to agree.

...

half an hour later,

The patient returned to the consulting room with the results of the blood test.

"Doctor, look, this is the result..."

Zhou Mo was taken aback when he saw the blood routine list.

Inspection result: very normal!

White blood cells generally respond to bacterial infection, and the patient's value is in the middle of the normal range, impartial.

Neutrophils, on the other hand, generally respond to virus damage, and the patient's value is also in the middle of the normal range, impartial.

If it is gastroenteritis, one of these two items must have changed!

Zhou Mo: "?????"

Passed the test results to Mr. Zhang Luojia.

Teacher Zhang Luojia: "????"

He looked weird.

"Doctor?" The male patient felt the weird atmosphere and asked curiously, "Doctor, I have a stomachache right now, can you prescribe me some medicine?"

Zhou Mo: "Your routine blood test is very good, not like gastroenteritis."

When the young man heard this, he became anxious: "Normal? Impossible? I have had diarrhea several times, and now I still have a stomachache..."

Hugging her stomach and twisting her face.

Doesn't look like a fake.

Zhou Mo glanced at it a few times, but didn't see any flaws: "You have diarrhea, right? Then I'll prescribe a box of smectite powder for you."

The young man nodded again and again: "Good! Good!"

Zhou Mo thought for a while: "Why don't you lie on the bed and I'll give you a physical examination..."

The young man hesitated for a moment, and finally lay down on the bed.

Zhou Mo pressed various parts, and the young man behaved a little strangely, all kinds of babbling, sometimes this position hurts, but sometimes it doesn't hurt, and it becomes another place.

Zhou Mo himself was a little confused.

What is wrong with this patient?

The physical examination was fruitless, and there were various pains.

And next to him, Teacher Zhang Luojia has everything under control.

"Get up, the examination is over..." Zhou Mo frowned, thinking about what the disease was and why the blood routine was normal.

At this time, the young man stammered again: "Doctor, can you write me a fake bill?"

Zhou Mo: "????"

At this time, Zhou Mo second understood! !

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ps: Did the book friend understand in seconds? What is the reason for this patient?

Only two more, sorry...