There is a Little Fairy Farmer in the Country

This obese man who was pressed on the tea machine table by four security guards became frightened when he heard that Lin Chendong wanted to light his sky lantern.

Women don't know what sky lanterns mean, but any man can understand what sky lanterns mean.

You know, you can order it in other places, but you can't order it randomly. His future happiness will depend on it. Once ordered, he will be a useless person in the future.

Now he was not only afraid, but also begged Lin Chendong for mercy, saying:

"Don't light my sky lantern, don't, I can lose money to your secretary, one million, no, five million, five million yuan, I have money, I will lose money!"

Apart from begging for mercy, this obese, naked middle-aged man was begging for mercy. His friends who were stopped by the security guards were on the phone one after another, pointing to Lin Chendong and saying, asking Lin Chendong and others to let their friends go, otherwise, find someone to come and beat them. Anyway, all kinds of threats and so on.

"The hotel here is mine, and all the three-star and above hotels in the entire urban area are mine. Do I still need five million yuan from you? Do you think it's amazing to bully others with a little money? Look Treat the women in the movie as your own? You can play as you want, right?" Lin Chendong scolded this self-righteous trash.

"No, no, I didn't bully others. I just saw your secretary's beauty. I was worried about her poor financial income. I lured her to work with me and gave her a high salary. This was to help her, not to bully her. Don't get me wrong." The shameless fat pig began to argue with Lin Chendong.

He is very regretful and afraid now, and he never thought that the young man in front of him has such a background.

"Hehe, help her, we are all adults, do you think we are fools?" Lin Chendong said a few words after hearing his words.

Then he told Manager Yang beside him to start action and rub the alcohol used for making tea on the fat pig's little meat bug.

"Don't, don't, don't..." Seeing them, the fat pig rubbed alcohol on his little brother, and kept shaking his head and waving face at them when he heard the sound of begging for mercy.

"Old Tie, I'll give you this lighter. I'll let you get some. You need to learn a little bit about this job, so you might be able to use it later." Lin Chendong took out a lighter and said to Lin Langtian.

"Shall I order? I'll go, but this way, it looks like it's fun, haha." Lin Langtian saw the other party shrinking and shrinking.

The scene that followed was really a bit cruel. If you want to blame it, blame this rubbish for being too deceptive. He thought that he had a little money and regarded all women as his own, but he hit Lin Chendong at the gunpoint. Do you think he is this? court death.

The high-concentration alcohol, and the alcohol used to burn tea, burns instantly. Not only does the fire ignite on the top of his little dick, but also the hair underneath, like a ball of flames.

But they went out quickly, because the fat pig really had a little brains, and he pissed and extinguished it in an instant.

"Damn it, I forgot about that."

After Lin Chendong finished speaking, he tapped his belly a few times to seal his bladder acupuncture point, and then asked Lin Langtian to continue, rubbing alcohol on the other party's bright red lamp post.

"Don't, don't, don't light it again, there will be nothing left." He felt that his things had been burned, and now that the alcohol was rubbed on it, it was a little cool, if he burned it again,

It's really going to go to waste.

"It's good if it's gone, so you don't have to harm other women, just go and be your eunuch." Lin Langtian said to him.

"No, I don't want to be a eunuch, you should kill me, don't burn my little brother, don't light my lamp..."

After lighting it up for the second time, he screamed like a pig being killed, because he couldn't urinate, obviously he drank a lot of wine tonight, and obviously felt that he had a lot of urination, but he couldn't urinate.

Seeing his little brother, like a bird, being charred, the bursts of burnt smell mixed with the smell of meat, made the men around him afraid to look at it.

What friends, what brothers, seeing this, they couldn't stand it anymore, and ran out of room 444 in a hurry, afraid that they would be the next one.

Poor guy, after screaming for a few minutes, he just passed out like this, making Lin Langtian couldn't help thinking

It would be good to go to the three old ghosts on Qingtan Mountain and drag them out to light the three ancient lamps that day.

Before the police came, Lin Chendong asked Manager Yang to splash the pig with water and drag him out.

After the police arrived, Lin Chendong showed them his new ID to let them know Lin Chendong's identity, and the police chief, Zhen Guoyun, knew Lin Chendong, but he didn't expect that Lin Chendong would be promoted to colonel after a few days of absence. Go, it's too awesome, too strong.

"You guys came at the right time. This guy was not careful just now. He poured alcohol on the cooking plate and cooked his chicken. Let's help him put it out. You can call 120 and send him to the hospital. " Lin Chendong said to them with a smile.

"That's not true. They caught my friend and lit his sky lantern with alcohol. Sir, we have evidence. Don't believe their words." A few men next to him pointed at Lin Chendong and said.

"Everything must be based on evidence. Are you trying to frame me by talking like this? Be careful, I will give you little shoes to wear." Lin Chendong said to them.

"Evidence, I have, I have evidence, we took a lot of evidence just now, sir, look, I will open it to you." Several of them said.

Hehe, these guys are really not ordinary. What evidence, Lin Chendong asked them to take out their mobile phones to take pictures, so naturally they would not be afraid of them.

Because all the photos in my hand were deleted by the universal system, how could there be photos in it.

As a result, they opened the phone's photo album to look at it, stared blankly, looked at it again and again, turned it on and off, and found that all the photos in it were deleted, and even the videos were deleted.

"How is it possible, how is it possible that it disappeared? Who deleted mine, this garbage phone, and what about imported phones, which are not as good as domestic ones, I'll fuck you!" They saw all the photos in their hands, and they all disappeared. , was so angry that he threw the phone to the ground.

"Director, you are fighting against the black outside now. Why didn't you send troops? You can't be lazy." Lin Chendong didn't bother to talk to these people, and said to Manager Yang after returning from the country: "Manager, let them all go to work, why not?" Yes, you stay by my side, and I will promote you in a while."

"Yes, yes, you all go to work." Manager Yang said to the staff around him when he heard Lin Chendong's words.

"Okay, then let's go to work first." The waiters and security guards below, who were worried about this just now, seem to be fine now.

Because everything must be based on evidence. Without evidence, the police will not arrest people randomly, and they dare not arrest people casually.