The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Chapter 38: Won't be happy

An Xian returned to her room, no sleep, so she turned on the Internet to log in to Huahua World, intending to see Shen Xijiu's feedback.

The auction has been over for several days, and all flower friends who are willing to broadcast it should have broadcast it. An Xian estimated that the response of Shen Xijiu would not be as enthusiastic as the previous new drugs. Unsurprisingly, there were only two or three live broadcasts about Shen Xijiu.

I clicked on an anchor video named "Chacha". The first thing that appeared in the screen was a young man in his twenties.

He has a cool face, his hair is neatly combed, and he sits dreadfully, solemnly. Behind him is a virtual grand banquet hall with bright lights and a gathering of celebrities. In front of him, there was an old-fashioned wooden square table, next to it was an antique table lamp that I didn't know where it came from. The light flickered brightly, revealing a bit of hardship. On the table, there is a small half glass of Shen Xi wine, with a corner missing from the mouth of the glass.

As soon as this look came out, all the people who watched the live broadcast were sprayed. What is even more impressive is that the background music he played was still a sad and solemn sorrow.

This is really going to cause trouble!

[Anchor, tell your story! We call the shots for you. 】

[Anchor, you don’t plan to commit suicide by drinking alcohol! Be sure to open a little bit, this **** world is still very beautiful. 】

[Anchor, I will give you 70 points for your appearance. The 30 points are deducted because you didn't choose your clothes well. What's the matter with your warm and childlike pink pajamas? On such solemn occasions, you will either be shirtless and show your dragon, tiger, and leopard tattoos; or put on a set of tailor-made high-level mourning clothes that can go up and down. 】

[The cliff upstairs is a very tasteful stylist. 】

[It is recommended that the anchor adjust your style according to the suggestion upstairs and reappear again. I will reward you 9999 as dead coin. 】

The anchor chatting unmoved, still having a cool face, said in a heavy voice: "Today, I will demonstrate the correct way of drinking Shenxi wine for everyone. I hope everyone can learn from me and taste each wine seriously and seriously. A cup of Shenxi wine adheres to the three basic principles of no waste, no complaints, and no dizziness."

【6666666】

[Anchor, it's so pitiful if you don't host the news network! This expression, this tone of voice, this slurred voice, it's simply! 】

Chacha continued: "Alright, let's take a look at one of the most expressive and rendering effects of Shenxi Wine-color change."

He raised his orchid finger and raised the wine glass gracefully. But for a moment, the wine in the glass changed from pure amber to glamorous sea blue, and then from sea blue to deep purple blue. Just as he was about to switch to the third color, bubbles suddenly appeared in the wine, making a gurgling sound, and the wine color changed from purple-blue to algae green that was heavily polluted, sometimes exuding strange air. fog.

[Fuck, anchor, you are very sick! 】

[This is a terminal illness! 】

[A good medicinal wine becomes such a ghost, who dares to drink it! 】

The chirping forehead was in cold sweat, and the hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly, and it took a long time to spit out a word with difficulty: "MDZZ, let's get rid of it!"

As soon as the voice fell, he heard a bang when the fragile wine glass suddenly burst, and the wine mixed with glass shards sprayed his face all over his face. Fortunately, he had taken precautions in advance, the power of the explosion was not great, and it did not cause any harm, but made a few holes in his face.

[Finally know why the anchor should use this style to appear, because he has long foreseen this is a tragedy. 】

[Anchor, by the way. 】

[Anchor, go to the hospital for a checkup and take care of yourself. The road in life is still very long, don't give up treatment. 】

Chacha fetched a towel, wiped his face calmly, and said to the camera: "This live broadcast, I mainly want to tell you that the lord’s Shen Xijiu is not suitable for pretending, especially to remind those **** in love, don’t I thought that romantically enjoying Shen Xi wine with my lover would never be happy."

Coincidentally, this live video was immediately followed by a video of enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner with a girlfriend and drinking wine together.

Obviously, this buddy has never watched the live broadcast of Chacha. He just bought Shen Xijiu and he had to call his girlfriend over. Food, wine, flowers, candlelight, dresses, music...they are complete and the atmosphere is perfect.

The tragedy happened when they raised their glasses, the man's wine turned black, and the woman's wine turned black.

Anxian stated in detail in the packaging of Shenxi wine that impure mental power will cause the wine to become turbid. Normally, I definitely do wicked things. Although other people don't understand the principle very well, one thing is clear. People with black mental power are not good things.

The romantic dinner turned into a forced scene, and the two quarreled so much that they even forgot to turn off the live broadcast.

Netizens licked melon seeds and watched them with gusto. They were deeply impressed by the endless profanity of the two. In the end, they all said that they had never seen such a matched scumbag and wished them happiness for the rest of their lives.

Quietly closing the video, I feel a little distressed that they were so wasting Shen Xijiu. Half a cup of Shenxi wine can last for half a year. Although it is only a common product, it is also extremely precious to modern people whose spiritual power and spiritual power are out of balance.

Fortunately, the next few posts gave Ann a chat to comfort him. A netizen cried and complained that his grandfather passed away before he took a sip of the Shen Xie wine, and some netizens commented on the taste and medicinal value of Shen Xie wine. It is highly praised. Most of these are elderly and knowledgeable old people, and the nourishing effect of Shen Xijiu on them is also the most obvious.

Lying in bed peacefully, I wondered if I would sell this medicine in the future, it would be best to increase some restrictions, for example, it is suitable for people over 50 years old, weak in physique, insomnia, dreaminess, mental instability, and the like.

When the thoughts passed away, they were no longer entangled, closed their eyes, let go of their thoughts, and slowly entered the ethereal state of selflessness.

Actually, I fell asleep...

On the second day, An Xian followed He Lin and his party to the town of Defiance five miles away in the Black Raven Jungle, where they participated in the military parade between the Liberty Alliance and Charles. Start a ten-day offensive and defensive battle.

If one side captures the fortress within a short period of time and successfully defends for 24 hours, the game will end early; if there is no victory or defeat after ten days, neither side will count points.

An Xian is not interested in the military parade, but considering that He Lin is currently a high-risk species in urgent need of protection, he decided to follow him.

Fengfeng Town is a modern technology town with an area of ​​only more than one thousand square kilometers. From buildings to facilities, it represents Santa Bora's highest level of technology. On the day of the military parade, the town of Deadwind gathered representatives and VIPs from more than forty countries. In view of its special geographical environment and the significance of ZZ, it is generally not open to ordinary civilians.

Entering the spacious and bright exhibition hall, the leisurely eyes were immediately attracted by the 3D stereoscopic images in the hall, the intelligent operating platform, virtual electronic beauty, all-round scenery display pictures, automatic robot waiters... as if entering a science fiction world.

For the old antiques living in the age of comprehension, everything in front of them is undoubtedly very novel.

An Xian came to an operating platform and planned to check the panoramic view of the Black Crow Jungle, only to find that there was not even a button on the operating platform, and she didn't know where to start.

Preparing to observe other people's movements, He Lin walked slowly to her side, stretched out his hand and pressed it, and a virtual screen immediately appeared in front of her.

"What do you want to see?" A deep voice came from the side of the ear, and the warm breath gently brushed the tip of Anxian's hair.

"A panoramic view of the Black Crow Forest."

He Lin helped him click into the display channel of the Black Crow Forest, and the clear images were presented one after another. The distant and close views, different angles, and different coordinates can all be adjusted at will.

Anxian focuses on the plants of the black crow jungle. Wild plants generally have higher potential than artificial cultivation. If you find a good variety, you may be able to find a way to bring some rhizomes and seeds back.

While browsing the images, An Xian suddenly felt two unkind gazes coming here, turned his head and looked around, and found that Wither was standing not far away, still wearing an eye-catching gown, holding a wine glass and pretending to be gestured towards them. .

"Don't worry," He Lin whispered, "He doesn't dare to mess around in Defifeng Town."

In order to ensure that there is nothing wrong, during the game, there are at least two order defenders from Santa Bora sitting in the town of Upwind. There are also order defenders from other countries to watch the game. No one dares to make trouble on such occasions.

An Xian is not worried at all, even if he wants to mess around, she has countless ways to "set the chaos anyway." Although her cultivation base has been greatly reduced now, she is not a quasi-S grade that can deal with it, not to mention that she still has a lot of strange drugs in her hands.

The bell rang at nine o'clock, there were bursts of salutes in the air, and a huge three-dimensional screen appeared in the hall. Accompanied by exciting music, the military parade was announced. The representatives of Santa Bora, the Liberty Alliance and Charles Charles respectively took the stage and gave speeches. The two contestants lined up to show off the army, raised the flag to pay tribute, and then the whole army retired. The whole process took only more than an hour.

The two participating teams entered their respective combat areas from different directions. After arriving at the designated location, the competition area was completely blocked, and the offensive and defensive battle officially began. The first day is a customary rest period, and neither side will start combat operations immediately.

Next, the screen began to display a bird's-eye view of the battle zone, showing the topography, the distribution of the team, the location of the fortress, etc. one by one.

An Xian was a little careless at first, but when the camera moved to the top of the fortress, her eyes suddenly lit up, staring at the two black stone pillars at the entrance of the fortress. Although it only passed away in a flash, she was pretty sure that it was a profound stone! Two Xuanzhen Stones that are five meters high!

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