The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

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Did you unlock this chapter? You really shouldn't have! I mean, this is one of these. Yep, story break … RIP 

For all of you guys wondering what will happen to TMR, Logan, Calli, Josh …. wait a damn minute! Sorry, wrong file…*cough cough*, right this is TUG, my bad *cough cough* 

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Anyway, this will be a very short and boring story. One involving a peculiar individual. For now, let's just call him a fool. 

It is short because there really isn't much to say about it since it's boring. 

It is boring because there is barely any action. In fact, no one even dies! Can you believe it?! 

This fool used to live in a big castle. One that was near the biggest city in all the land! One where life was simple, peaceful, and entertaining. Yet instead of going out to play, the fool would always remain cooped up in his throne room to type all day long like a real idiot. 

It wasn't always like this. At first, it only started as a hobby. One that he did half-heartedly. As in he would pour his heart into it every day, but he would soon take a break to do whatever pleased him. There was a clear distinction between the words on the screen and his life. 

But soon enough, it devolved into something way more troublesome. It devolved into a passion. There is one key difference between a hobby and a passion. The latter always stays on your mind no matter what. Even when you aren't actively thinking about it...it's still there! Quite like a very attractive stalker! *Picture your waifu/husbando*

In fact, it followed the fool whenever he was eating, sleeping, shiting, -omitted-.

That is when the fool realized that his hobby, now passion, was about to consume him whole. Without even realizing it, he had sacrificed his free time, sacrificed his friends, sacrificed his family, and he was about to lose his girlfriend too!

She gave him an ultimatum. Well, it served as a wake-up call too. He was barely spending time with her anymore! That is when he finally took notice of all that he had sacrificed. Before that, he had been so caught up in all of it that he had truly been blind. 

This was his opportunity to make all things right! He slowly raised her delicate chin, gazed right into her beautiful eyes, he then whispered to her sweetly: "Let's break up." 

This fool truly was a fool.

Actually, he was not only a fool but also a mad fool. 

This mad fool decided to leave his castle behind. He decided to travel all the land, all the way to a tiny remote village. One where he would live in exile. One that would be even quieter than where he had been, he just didn't know where yet. One where he could type while forgetting the past and the future, well except the amazing vision he had. Yes, he was mad. 

One day the mad fool actually sleepwalked in a drunken haze. The next morning he woke up having made several plans that were unlike the usual him. Here are the things he had done: 

- He had taken action to reconnect with his family. He had somehow chosen a remote village that was near them. 

- He had chosen a dwelling that was pretty affordable to reduce the threat of an utterly vile monster called rent. Well, the small ones were actually easy to defeat. 

- He had decided to keep in touch with his friends online using discord. *Join the discord: insert a Hypno-toad*

Now, this fool sat on the ground in his new kingdom that consisted of a bedroom, a kitchen, and a toilet. It was clearly way smaller than his previous castle, but somehow, he didn't mind it one bit. 

All he had was his trusty PC, Wi-Fi ….and snacks!!! *Reread this last part in an excited voice* 

The fool couldn't help but think that somehow all it took to be happy was simple. Oh so very simple. Perhaps too simple even? 

He kept typing while munching on seasoned dry roasted peanuts and drinking orange breakfast juice. He did so in the dead of the night. The moment where the entire world goes still…well except for people on the other side of the globe…. you know. 

As he kept typing, he couldn't help but smile stupidly for he knew some of his fans would most likely voluntarily unlock this chapter. His fans were actually countless and the best of the best! 

People were usually in disbelief when he told them that. What they didn't know was the height of the fool's counting disability and one simple fact: no matter what, they were always Legion! 

The fool wanted to thank his fans for embarking on this crazy and wonderful journey with him (again). One with a goal so far it was engulfed in the fog of war. One that would be full of ups, some more ups, downs, some more downs, left, right, left, right, B, A! Wasn't this exciting! 

As he kept typing, he could hear the small knocks of the birds playfully tapping his windows, chirping playfully. Their song went a little like: "devour the flesh, crush the bones, drink the blood, let me in, won't you?" Pretty weird nocturnal birds really. Also, the reason why he got his new kingdom that cheap. 

Well, the fool wouldn't get disturbed by such a small detail. He simply blasted bass boosted music in his headphones as he wrote. Said rhythmic music actually fitted perfectly with another flaw of his dwelling: the flickering lights.

There were only two other flaws to his new place: the neighbors' children crying randomly at 3:33 AM every night and the bad quality mirror that didn't reflect his appearance in the right position. 

Somehow, no one had wanted to rent this wonderful place but him. It was almost a divine sign, it was made just for a mad fool just like him! 

He would remain there and keep typing. No matter what. Now and forever. All until Earth itself stopped rotating and even then perhaps some more. 

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Well, that concludes this story. Truly a short and boring one, wouldn't you agree?