The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

****(POV) 

This is so infuriating. 

My behind is still hurting.

Worse my pride is shattered. 

I am a young and influential young lady. 

Yet I was mistreated by such a brute! 

This is unacceptable. 

Just the fact that it happened in the Gluto church making it hard for me. 

I really need to stop using that word.

Whenever I think of "hard" I keep picturing…

"Sister, are you alright? You seem red for some reason?" 

"I-I'm fine!" 

This is the worst. 

I normally would not have been able to do much to him. 

After all, while our family sticks to traditions, it tries not to offend people needlessly. 

However, right now I have a card to play! 

My elder brother just happens to be in the city. 

He came back not long ago. 

He is very protective of me. 

I am sure he will exact justice on my behalf! 

We enter our manor. 

Waiting for us are the core members of the family. 

Even grandfather is here. 

This is a rare instance. 

"Finally you are back kids! Alright, there is someone we need to find as quickly as possible. We'll give you a description. Now, remember there is a need for discretion on this one."

If I let this go, I will miss my chance. 

I go forward, then kneel as elegantly as possible.

"Brother, father, grandfather, please redress this young one's grievances!" 

At first, they are confused. 

I tell a summarized version of the events. 

Knowing I am fine and where it happened the consensus seems to be to just ignore the matter. 

To just assign me bodyguards. 

That's when my brother comes to my rescue. 

Not the little one. 

This one is actually telling them I truly deserved everything that happened. 

No, my eldest one. 

He says he wants to know who is bullying his cute little sister. 

This is why I play innocent whenever he is around! 

Success! 

The official business is even put on hold temporarily. 

We decide to leave for the Gluto church in the morning. 

Enough time to send an official visit card. 

The night passes slowly as I can't wait for what will happen. 

In the morning we depart.

Our party includes my elder brother, my grandfather that joins for some reason, and to my regret my little brother. 

Seriously I wouldn't have minded it much usually, but as we walk, he starts talking. 

Not keeping any detail for himself. 

About the spanking and all. 

Good thing his young mind missed the….

Then we get to the church. 

It becomes worst. 

Some words are exchanged. 

Then I can hear a burst of laughter. 

The fleshy ball is laughing at my expense. 

At least we do learn where to find the asshole. 

Only issue is that my grandfather promises not to hurt him. 

I want to protest, but he sternly warns me. 

That monstrous-looking guy is not one anyone should ever anger. 

Best case would result in mutual destruction. 

Worst case getting your entire faction eaten. 

The best I can hope for is to have him apologize to me. 

I guess that will do. 

Still annoying. 

I don't want anyone to know how he sullied me with his thing. 

Yet I want him to pay for that. 

Ah, I know!

I convince them to let me bluff! 

I may not be able to do hurt him in any way, but I can scare him! 

This shall suffice for now. 

Eventually, we reach a small bakery. 

It isn't even situated in a good spot. 

It is questionable if they even get customers. 

Then again, a follower of Gluto consumes as much food as an army. 

For some reason, the door is closed.

On it is written that they open in the afternoon. 

They even close early too! 

What kind of shady bakery is that? 

As we enter, we are greeting by a voice shouting that they are closed. 

"Hey there, I'm Luvon. A son of the Greberos family. I am here looking for someone. Does a young man work here?" 

Exits of the kitchen an old man followed by a small white wolf. 

What is up with this wolf? 

Is the old man a tamer? 

Why is there…

"WOLFIE!?! OMG is that you?!" 

What the hell is happening. 

Seriously, what's up with that wolf?! 

I have never seen my elder brother show this much enthusiasm in his life. 

What the hell?! 

"Ah, that totally means he's here, right?! That's amazing! Gramps seems we got lucky!"

"Lucky you say?" 

"Indeed! Right, old man. What is your relationship with him?" 

"Who are you even referring to as him?" 

He points at the wolf. 

"Her master obviously. Actually, how has it been going lately Wolfie?"

The wolf nods slightly. 

I get the feeling it means good. 

"Right, this is a bakery, don't tell me he's been baking pies? Go figure he'd do that. You'll have to be careful Wolfie or you'll become a fat wolf haha!"

*Playful growl* 

"I know, I know! You will forever remain a beautiful creature! But seriously where is he?"

"Kid, he is baking a pie. What else." 

Intervenes gramps. 

"Old man, let me get this straight. Someone in there heard of the Greberos family visiting and is more preoccupied with baking pies than coming to welcome us?" 

"Gramps show a little respect. Also, aren't you very old yourself? *Turn* Sorry about that. He overestimates the impact our name has on people. Yeah, pies are the priority for sure." 

My grandfather is speechless. 

So is my little brother. 

The old man looks as if he expected this to happen. 

Luvon is happily chatting. 

The wolf is looking smug on the side. 

What the fuck is happening?! 

What happened to my revenge?! 

More importantly who the hell is that guy inside?! 

I think I know it, but I do fear what will come next. 

That's when he emerges. 

That guy. 

That annoying one. 

[Oh? It's been a while how have you been?] 

"Let me make the introductions. This is my family. Gramps, he is the guy I was telling you about. The one that saved my life and that I invited to be an elder of the family."

I'm screwed.

Elder?! What?! 

"Hello there young man, you are welcomed to join us whenever! We won't mistreat you!" 

Oh god no. 

Then snickers my little brother. 

"HAHAHAHA. The guy you wanted to get revenge on is an elder?! What?! You better run sister, or he'll discipline you again!" 

I just want to hide in a corner and play dead. 

That's when my grandfather adds. 

"Right young one, I heard about what happened yesterday. *Thumbs up* Feel free to spank this unruly granddaughter of mine whenever you feel like it. You have my full support!" 

What the fuck gramps?!!!