The Unnamed God. I'm really Not a God You Guys!

How does everyone know about my result already?! This needs to be investigated for sure. I quickly reach one of the bystanders and start my interrogation.

[How do you know about me already? Speak!]

He just looks at me, scoffs, and then starts leaving. Oh no, you don't! Let me …. I see a white blur dash and slam him against the wall.

*SLAM*

Damn! That's gotta hurt for sure. This unicorn is a really good interceptor it seems. If I ever start a sports team I gotta make sure I join the full contact version for sure! I give the guy a big smile.

[Oh, I'm very sorry! You see I don't have much talent as a tamer. I will work hard and teach my pet not to do that in the future. Of course, if you don't want to answer I won't pressure you at all you see. Please let me help you get up!]

"Stay away you freak!"

[Nono! I insist! I'm very sorry about earlier!]

He touches some sort of crystal and …wow! Comes out of it a big green snake. Is this thing some sort of…? It's not round, but more like a prism. Yep, it seems to let one store monster pets to summon them easily into battle.

"Eat that useless donkey! How dare it attack me by surprise?!"

The snake springs toward the unicorn. Let's just say the result is kinda obvious.

That scaly being looks really weak. But seriously really weak. It is even weaker than that rank 3 white snake that I met in the savage archaic forest.

It seems to be the kind that is all brawl and no brain. Quite like its owner to be honest. Instead of just answering my questions he gotta be difficult.

Normally I would have let it go, but there is too much on the line this time around.

We are talking potential internet in the making!! No way am I staying out of this!

The outcome is quite evident. The unicorn starts munching on the snake. This is retribution for the snake trying to eat her. Wait…aren't unicorns supposed to be pure and vegetarians or something?!

The snake is now missing a huge chunk of flesh. How does a horse even do that? I am truly as baffled as my opponent. Well, actually less. He seems to be having a mental breakdown.

Hum, there seems to be a small crowd starting to gather around us.

[How about we go talk somewhere quieter? Otherwise, we can keep fighting if you want.]

That's when finally intervenes the silver glasses guy.

"Stop it! Fights are not allowed in the guild! If you guys don't stop, I'll have to punish you both!"

That opponent of mine looks like he's seen a monster. He looks at the smug horse, then back at me, then he starts running away.

That's it? What the hell is wrong with this guy? If I have the lowest talent here, why the hell is he running so fast? This is weird. He might be a trainee tamer! Must be it, either that or he paid his way into the guild.

"*Sigh*Why did you chase him? It is normal for rumors to circulate about you. Such a result is a first for this place! You can't go around trying to beat everyone that opposes you. Otherwise, you'll quickly kick an iron plate. This guy might have been extremely weak, surprisingly so, but any other and you would have lost your donkey for sure. It seems smart but what would it do against a rank 3 creature? It would die! If not for yourself think of the safety of your pets at least!"

For some reason, I do feel like a rank 3 wouldn't be too much of an issue. After all, even I can fight these guys relatively safely. Unicorns are legendary creatures so it should be fine.

[Alright, but I do wonder how he knew about me already.]

"The results of every newcomer evaluation are posted on the new blood board."

[What's that?!]

"Follow me I'll show you!"

We keep going amidst the surprised murmurs. I can hear some people whispering about how awesome my donkey actually is. It might be weak but it has character is what they are saying. Others are still laughing about me …and now laughing about the useless guy who ran away with his tail between his legs.

We reach a huge board. It seems to be special. The writing on it seems to be alive and crawling on it. The font is various and so is the color of the ink. This is whack!

"On this board shows some information concerning wild monsters, the beast tamer branch ranking, the beast guild overall ranking, a section for important news, and finally the new blood section. This thing tells you about all you need to know about the happenings at the guild."

Wow, that is somewhat impressive! Also disappointing a bit. I don't care much about whatever happens with this guild to be honest.

"Impressive isn't it? Have you ever seen anything more impressive than this?"

[Yes.]

He looks at me weirdly.

[I mean it is kinda cool, but I was hoping for something less focused on just the activities of this place. You know some kind of network to easily chat with people.]

"That would be way too expensive to maintain! Such a thing is clearly impossible and would require godlike powers!"

Wow. I need to get a messaging app in this place somehow to open his eyes!

I look closely at the board. It contains so much information!

All of that information will definitely …. not do anything for me. You know since I can't read whatever language that is.

I guess this would be considered as me getting exposed to the wide whole world, but I don't want to learn to read just for that. I'm bored, but not that bored!

I could always ask him to read it to me, but there is really a lot of stuff there. It would end up being a very long and boring story I believe.

What a useless thing for me this board is. Entertainment value is low. Next!

That's when I hear …

"I heard some troublemakers fought here! This disciplinary committee member is here to take them away!"

Wait…am I in trouble?!