The Ultimate Student in the City

After coming out of the hospital, Li Zedao looked back at the hospital building, then took out his mobile phone and dialed a series of phone numbers.

Not long after, the phone was picked up, and a very depressed voice came from inside: "You know, I really don't want to receive your call."

Li Zedao grinned and said, "Captain He, I still know about this kind of thing. You are not dating any beautiful woman for a romantic candlelight dinner, are you?"

"You think I look like you?" He Xiaofeng sneered.

"Indeed, an ugly uncle like you is far less popular with women than I am." Li Zedao, He Xiaofeng couldn't agree more with what he said.

"Li Zedao..." He Xiaofeng gritted his teeth, "Anyway, I'm also your brother-in-law, can you be polite to me?"

"You don't admit that I'm your brother-in-law."

"I admit it now..."

"Brother, I have encountered something now and need your help." Li Zedao said very respectfully.

"..." On the other end of the phone, He Xiaofeng was so choked that he couldn't speak. This bastard was deliberately digging a hole for him to jump into, and he said in a vicious voice, "No time."

This guy is sick, do you think he is very leisurely? I have to face all kinds of complicated cases, big and small, every day, okay? I was so busy that I forgot to sleep and eat, I was so busy that my head had gray hairs, and I was so busy that I was still single... Of course, being single has nothing to do with whether you are busy or not, the main reason is that you are surrounded by mediocre gouache or the kind A nympho woman is really boring.

Li Zedao raised his mouth slightly and said, "December will be in two more months, and by then that Xu Meng will probably follow his killing rules again, and maybe I won't be free by then. .”

He Xiaoyu was so depressed that he trembled when he spoke: "Li Zedao, do you remember what you said to me at that time? When I asked you, 'There is a time when I can't solve it, will you help?', you answer me Said, "He indirectly killed my father-in-law, caused my woman to have a deep scar in her heart now, and caused my uncle to tremble now when he is handgun...I will not make him feel better..." ..."

"Yes, but you let me go." Li Zedao grinned and said vindictively, "You still used a pen holder to attack me personally, and you said that you would catch that person yourself and leave me alone..."

"I didn't say that." He Xiaofeng was so angry that this guy dared to frame him.

"you said so.

Li Zedao said with certainty, "Captain He, although you have successfully evolved into an uncle, your memory should not be that bad, right?" "

"...Tell me what's going on." He Xiaofeng said very depressed, and he couldn't understand why she was made to eat to death every time?

"Wouldn't it be better to say this sooner?"

"Li Zedao, if you're talking nonsense, I'll hang up." He Xiaofeng roared.

"No, big brother, it's like this." Li Zedao said quickly, "A few months ago... I don't know the exact time, and I don't know which road there was once, and I don't know what kind of car accident... "

He Xiaofeng felt that his breathing was not smooth, was this bastard sent by heaven to torture him?

"Speak human!" He Xiaofeng said angrily.

"What I said was in human language, and you couldn't understand it yourself." Li Zedao said aggrievedly.

"..." He Xiaofeng almost spurted blood, is this guy saying that he can't understand human language?

"The person who got into the car accident was a girl named Jiang Ming from the Department of Economics and Management of Phoenix University. It is said that she has become a vegetative state and is still lying in the hospital." Li Zedao was not joking, but said in a somewhat awe-inspiring voice.

He Xiaofeng frowned: "An unusual car accident?"

"It should be related to Pan Shaowen's son, Pan Fengye." Li Zedao said.

"Pan Fengye?" He Xiaofeng frowned even more, "I understand, I will collect the information, and I will contact you when I am done."

"Okay, brother."

"Don't call me big brother, I'll be too sick to eat." He Xiaofeng said in a vicious voice, and hung up the phone very simply.

Li Zedao smiled, looked back at the hospital building, narrowed his eyes slightly, and then muttered to himself in a cold tone: "If you really turn people into vegetative people, then I will turn you into a dead person .”

After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked forward, and quickly disappeared into the night.

...

After pushing open the door of bedroom 307, Li Zedao could already smell a mixed and pungent smell, with the smell of beer and barbeque, and the whole bedroom was full of people, as if it was a vegetable market of.

In addition to the other three people in the dormitory, there were a few more familiar faces to Li Zedao. They were from the dormitory next door, and they were also students majoring in archeology. At this moment, they were drinking and chatting with Ma Renjie.

Yang Baishu sat on his bed with a gloomy face, wearing a big earphone on his head, and was typing on the keyboard quickly with a notebook on his lap, obviously playing a game... This guy really As Ma Renjie said, he was born with a coffin face.

As for Zhao Xiaoxi, she was lying on the bed with earplugs in her ears, looking at a mobile phone in her hand.

After seeing Li Zedao open the door and come in, Ma Renjie, who was talking loudly, and those students seemed to be choking their necks when they saw Li Zedao, and shut up one after another. In an instant, the whole dormitory had a rare silence. , and then Ma Renjie smiled and said: "The legendary No. 1 Frog Prince, the third child in the 307 dormitory, our squad leader Li is back to pick up girls... Come, come, let's have a drink..."

"Squad leader..."

"Squad leader, sit here..."

"Idol, you are my idol, can you sign me for a while?"

"Who is that, go buy another case of beer..."

Because Li Zedao made such an astonishing move in the morning, he leapfrogged five times by himself, and the most important thing is that after the leapfrog, he still looked like a person who had nothing to do. It's against the sky, so many boys were taken over by Li Zedao and regarded Li Zedao as an idol, so now after seeing Li Zedao, they show great enthusiasm.

Yang Baishu didn't seem to see Li Zedao coming in, his gaze was always on the computer screen, and after Zhao Xiaoxi saw Li Zedao, he sat up, and the grateful look in his eyes flashed past.

"Okay, let's have a bottle." Li Zedao said with a grin, then sat down on a chair next to a boy, took a bottle of beer from Ma Renjie, and drank with them.

In the past, Li Zedao worked hard to adapt to the humbleness and helplessness as a person who was annoying to everyone, but now he has become a man of the school, Li Zedao feels that he must adapt as soon as possible, adapt to this The life of being adored for asking for phone numbers and stuffing notes in your arms, and even being stabbed in the back by jealous guys.

Because of the severe punishment of killing chickens and respecting monkeys yesterday, no one was late for counting at the playground today. Even Ma Renjie and his party, who had been drinking until midnight last night, got up early. He was yelled at by Yang Baishu Sentence up.

And Yang Baishu also came to the military training, and Li Zedao also knew the punishment he received, it was just a small demerit penalty, not even a notice of criticism, let alone some unqualified military training, one can imagine his The family situation is not so simple.

Zhang Er Leng was quite satisfied with everyone's performance. Of course, the eyes he looked at Li Zedao were still full of weirdness, as if he was looking at a freak.

In his opinion, this student is indeed a freak. After all, he managed to do something that he and his comrades in arms could not do, and it was so relaxed and freehand. Zhang Er was somewhat shocked. , I have been training hard for two years, and my physical fitness is not as good as that of a boy with no hair. Moreover, his movements are so standard and handsome, which is a bit out of place compared to other people's jerky or stiff movements.

"No. 5 in the third row, come out!" Zhang Erleng stared at Li Zedao with his small eyes and shouted.

Li Zedao came out with a wry smile, thinking that it is not good to stand out from the crowd, and he was discovered at a glance.

"Come and demonstrate to everyone." Zhang Er Leng said loudly, "Stand at attention...turn back...turn back...turn right...turn left...do you see clearly? Turn around, I'm looking at you, all of you are twitching like girls? Be decisive and direct, be firm!"

After helping Li Zedao draw a lot of hatred with a dark face, Zhang Er Leng shouted: "No. 5 in the third row, join the row!"

So Li Zedao stared at everyone's fiery eyes and returned to the queue.

Standing behind Li Zedao, Ma Renjie said in a low voice: "Third son, you are so handsome, it seems that I am about to give up my nickname of No. 1 handsome man in dormitory 307... No, I already gave up after you finished leapfrog yesterday. "

"..." Li Zedao didn't understand at all, how did he get the nickname "the most handsome man in the 307 dormitory", who is so blind?

When Ma Renjie was about to mutter something, he heard Zhang Erling's roar: "Who's muttering? You still want to leapfrog?"

At that moment, Ma Renjie turned pale with fright, and shut up quickly, he didn't want to continue leapfrogging, and he was not the third child, so he needed to rely on leapfrogging to pretend to be aggressive.

...

After a day's training, most of the students are exhausted, and the freshness at the beginning has long since disappeared.

Standing in line like this is like scratching an itch for Li Zedao, but for someone like Zhao Xiaoxi whose physical fitness is worse than that of a girl, it is simply torture. When Zhang Er shouted "disband!" He simply sat down on the ground, his face was pale, and there were thick beads of sweat on his forehead.