The Ultimate Student in the City

"Not bad.]" After leaving the fried bun shop, Lin Sen spat out the toothpick from the corner of his mouth, then looked at Li Zedao with a wretched smile and said.

Li Zedao smiled in embarrassment. He also felt that he did a good job. He helped the justice and saved the honest and kind fried bun shop owner from an innocent disaster. In the end, the boss was so grateful that he insisted on not accepting fried buns and tofu Li Zedao turned his face even more when he wanted to give him the money, and then looked at Li Ze with a smile and said very vaguely that his daughter is eighteen years old this year, and she looks very good-looking... Li Zedao, who is pure, kind and simple-minded, said that he didn't know at all The boss said that his daughter's beauty has nothing to do with him.

The only regret is that the scene where the uncle let the red-haired man smack his mouth and break his fingers, seriously affected his swing. If he said that sentence, then this and things are perfect.

"Who made him the uncle?" Li Zedao thought, "Leave him to pretend to be coercive."

"Boy, I'm talking about fried buns." Lin Sen looked at him like an idiot and said.

"..." Li Zedao's face flushed red, and he said stiffly, "Master, I'm also talking about fried buns..."

In order to hide his guilty conscience, Li Zedao quickly changed the subject: "By the way, uncle, if there is nothing else, I will go back to school for class. If I don't leave, I will be late... Where do you live now? I will go there after school Looking for you?"

"What school do you want to go to?" Lin Sen said with a wave of his hand, "Middle school is the place to train nerds!"

"..."

"Look at my uncle, I have only been in kindergarten for one year, and I am not so good now...Damn it, why is it so windy today?" Lin Sen took out the small mirror that he carried with him and frowned. Brow combed his head.

Li Zedao turned around quickly, acting like I don't know you, it's really a shame to have such a stinky uncle!

After combing his hair in front of the mirror, Lin Sen grinned and looked at his teeth again. Well, there was no food left on them. He looked at the corners of his eyes. Well, the eye feces were cleaned up, and he looked at himself again. The nostrils, well, the fur is well trimmed, and it is not exposed...

Then he clenched his fists a little excitedly, thinking that he was really handsome, so handsome that other men would want to buy a piece of tofu and kill him if they saw him!

Then he didn't understand why he was so handsome and still single? A man as wretched as the boss already has more than 20 women... Well,

Not to mention the boss's eccentricity, just say that the old monk Tathagata, who is too wretched to be called, also had such a coquettish beauty to accompany him to roast beggar chicken; and Dirk, the dead foreign devil, also found a The babes with big breasts and big ass are playing friendly games outside every day.

And after so many years, I am still single, is it because... my vision is too high?

"Oh, it's not that I lack a pair of beautiful eyes, but that those beauties have been picked away by the boss." Lin Sen sighed slightly.

Seeing Lin Sen looking in the mirror like a psychopath with a wretched smile on his face, and then a face full of emotion, as if the chrysanthemum could not contribute, Li Zedao twitched the corner of his mouth, and had a thought The urge to find a trash can to throw up.

You said that you are a middle-aged uncle, why are you so cute after breaking the pot? It's disgusting, okay?

"Let's go." Lin Sen was finally willing to put away the mirror, then waved to Li Zedao and said.

"Uh...where are you going? I still have to go to class, or..."

"You don't need to go to class, I've already asked you to leave." Lin Sen said with a wretched smile, "I called your head teacher last night, that beautiful head teacher surnamed He, and I told her, Hello, Mr. He, I'm the uncle of that bastard Li Zedao, I'm going to take that kid to a place tomorrow, so I want to help him ask for leave..."

"..."

"Your Teacher He is quite easy to talk to, the most important thing is... her voice is really nice." Lin Sen said with a wretched smile, "I don't know if she has a boyfriend... Tsk tsk... ..."

Li Zedao suddenly wanted to punch Lin Sen's obscenely smiling face...if he wasn't his uncle and he could beat him himself.

And only then did I know that this uncle had already come to Fenghuang City and had secretly observed him for two days. As for He Xiaoyu's contact information, it is not surprising that such a person wants to be alone. Phone number, it's an easy thing to do.

"Boy, do you want to beat me up?" Lin Sen asked Li Zedao with a smile.

"...Uncle, how dare I?" Li Zedao smiled awkwardly. Although he really wanted to beat him up, how could he admit such a thing? Uncle Shi is an elder, how can I beat an elder? Besides, even if he did do it, he would not be his opponent.

The smile on Lin Sen's face grew even wider: "I'm jealous."

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p; "Jealous? Why jealous?" Li Zedao was taken aback.

"Okay, stop pretending to be an uncle." Lin Sen said contemptuously, "A smart man like uncle can't see that your kid likes you, Teacher He?"

"..." Li Zedao laughed dryly, "Master, you are overthinking, she is my teacher, I..."

"You fell in love with your teacher He." Lin Sen said with certainty.

"..." Li Zedao was in a trance, he clearly knew that He Xiaoyu held a very important place in his heart, but that didn't seem to have anything to do with liking, right? Although he once had a crush on her and had such shameful dreams, Li Zedao regarded her more as an elder or even as his own mother.

"Besides, what's so great about the teacher." Lin Sen said with a look of disdain, "One of your mistresses is also your master's teacher, what's more, your other mistress used to like your master's Lao Tzu, but now She has also become your mistress..."

"..." Li Zedao was stunned and suddenly wanted to ask a question, and then he blurted out subconsciously: "Uncle, how many wives do I have?"

Lin Sen tilted his head forty-five degrees, looked at the clouds in the sky seriously, and then counted with his fingers, and then Li Zedao suddenly wanted to believe that he graduated from kindergarten.

After a while, Lin Sen shook his head and said, "I can't count, there are too many. Just now I did a serious calculation and there are more than 20. Who knows if there are more out there?"

"..."

"I want to know how many of your wives ask your master, but I guess he doesn't know too well... Anyway, your master is awesome, he is a stallion." Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao with a smile and said, "Also, don't tell your master what I told you.

"...Why?" Li Zedao asked stupidly, he was still shocked that Master had so many women and he couldn't react to it.

Lin Sen was very depressed. He was really dissatisfied with Li Zedao's question. He couldn't tell him that it was because I was afraid that your master would beat me up, right? Isn't that slapping yourself in the face? At that moment, he coughed lightly and quickly changed the subject and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to meet someone first."

"Who?" Li Zedao asked.

"You'll know when you get there." Lin Sen said pretending to be mysterious, and then walked towards a dilapidated, dirty-looking black Jetta on the side of the road.

"Get in the car." When he came to the Jetta, Lin Sen opened the door and said. As he pulled, the car made a terrible sound of "creak!", and the car body shook even more, as if it would fall apart at any moment.

"This..." Li Zedao was dumbfounded. Is this the uncle's car? He also found this car when he walked over from Wanhe Community just now, and thought it was a scrapped car that was discarded here. This car...can it really go on the road?

Lin Sen seemed to have read his mind, and said with a smile: "Boy, do you think this car is a bit worn out?"

"Yes..." Li Zedao said with difficulty, not only is it a little worn out, the tires seem to have blown out, okay?

"Get in the car, and then Uncle Master will teach you a lesson first." Lin Sen said, then got into the car, and sat on the seat whose sand cushion had burst to reveal the sponge inside. At the same time, The car groaned in pain again, looking overwhelmed.

Li Zedao swallowed, and then bit the bullet and carefully opened the car door, then got in and sat on the back seat, and then got into the car.

After Li Zedao got into the car and finished, Lin Sen cleared his throat and said, "First, do you think Uncle Shi is a very awesome character?"

"..."

Before Li Zedao could answer, Lin Sen waved his hand as if I knew everything and said, "Forget it, I know the answer without telling you... Yes, your uncle and I are such a powerful person, Not only is he handsome, but he is also extremely capable, and most importantly, he has a lot of money..."

"..." The corner of Li Zedao's mouth twitched slightly, and he didn't know what to say.

"Since I am that kind of person, why do I still drive this kind of car? Do you know why?" Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao and asked.

"Because... Uncle Master is thrifty?" Li Zedao asked after thinking about it.

"No." Lin Sen shook his head.

"Because... Uncle Master has nostalgic feelings?" Li Zedao racked his brains and gave another answer.

Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao as if looking at an idiot, then waved his hands and said, "Forget it, if you don't tell me the answer, you won't be able to guess my hard conscience."

Speaking of which, Lin Sen cleared his throat, and then said with an upright look: "For better pretense!"