The System is Four Years Ahead of Schedule, But Weird is Still a Cub

Chapter 42 Have you ever been to a mental hospital?

 Shen Ge followed Xiao Zhang to the medical department. The so-called "mental assessment" actually means taking a set of psychological test questions, and then the psychologist will conduct an evaluation through conversation.

Shen Ge held the test questions in his hand with a slightly subtle expression. When the psychiatrist was about to ask him if there were any problems with the test questions, he saw Shen Ge picking up a brush and writing for a while. It took less than 5 minutes and the average time for one picture was 30-60 minutes. The test questions have been answered.

The psychiatrist looked at the test paper that Shen Ge had answered and looked at Shen Ge with a strange expression: "Mr. Shen, have you done similar tests before?"

"This set of answers is not suitable? Then give me a test paper and let me do it again. I have several sets of answers." Shen Ge said seriously.

Although Shen Ge has never done this set of test questions, the templates for these questions are all from those classic case books. Unfortunately, he had already memorized these books by heart when he was taking electives in college.

“…” The psychiatrist was speechless. The set of psychological test questions in his hand was the most commonly used by frontline soldiers. It can assess the psychological state of a soldier who often goes to the battlefield.

  After all, going to the battlefield means there will be casualties. Whether it is killing the enemy or seeing teammates die, this will have a great impact on the psychology of the warrior.

The answer given by Shen Ge was too standard, and it was an answer created for the perfect warrior.

Shen Ge asked tentatively: "You should have received my file, right? It mentioned that I studied design in college. Did it mention... my minor in psychology? You have been using this set of test questions for ten years. Sir, times have changed and it’s time to update the question bank.”

 Psychiatrist:…Nima. I said something was wrong. It turned out to be his cat's "companion". This was a test!

The psychiatrist was not interested in playing "psychological games" with Shen Ge. After all, when he got Shen Ge's file, he knew there must be something wrong with this guy.

 But even so, Deng Yuqi still recommended Shen Ge, which only shows that this "small problem" is not worth mentioning in the face of his ability.

The psychiatrist reluctantly noted Shen Ge's condition on the psychological test sheet, then called his assistant Xiao Zhang and asked her to take Shen Ge to Deng Yuqi for treatment.

Deng Yuqi was a little surprised when she saw Shen Ge’s psychological evaluation sheet: “Have you studied psychology before?”

"Yes, the teacher said that learning more skills will help you find a job in the future. If you can't find one, you can also work as a criminal consultant." Shen Ge replied.

 …”Who is your teacher, Moriarty?

Deng Yuqi no longer dwells on this topic, for fear that Shen Ge will make some dangerous remarks again, and the file will no longer have three awards.

"The above originally did not approve your employment application. Two of the reasons were physical problems. One was that the results of your company physical examination in recent years were not very good. Your physical fitness was worse than that of ordinary people. You used to do little exercise. Don’t you do anything?”

 “How can social animals have time to exercise?”

 Hearing Shen Ge's answer, Deng Yuqi was speechless.

"Okay, that's not a problem. I have made a detailed diet and exercise plan for you. If you stick to it for a month, your body will improve a lot. As for the second..." Deng Yuqi was silent for a while, then looked up at Shen Ge: " Were you admitted to a mental hospital as a child?"

Shen Ge nodded honestly: "Yes, I suffered some stimulation when I was ten years old and was sent to a mental hospital for further study for three years. I was discharged when I was thirteen."

　　　…”

  further study of God!

 Are you Li Ang?

Deng Yuqi was silent for a while, and finally looked at the information recorded in the file and asked: "...Is it because I witnessed your parents having a car accident?"

Shen Ge's face darkened slightly, as if he recalled some bad memories. This was the first time Deng Yuqi had seen such an expression on Shen Ge's face since he met him.

 “Yes.” Shen Ge nodded.

Deng Yuqi said: "Sorry, although I don't want to bring back your sad memories, this is a routine inquiry and needs to be recorded and archived to follow your file."

 “It’s okay, after all, it’s been more than ten years.” Shen Ge smiled and returned to his usual relaxed mood.

Deng Yuqi said: "I think it was written in the closing document that it was an ordinary car accident... but why was it reported missing in the end and your parents' bodies were not found?" Shen Ge said: "My parents showed suicidal tendencies and eventually their car fell into the sea. The car was recovered, but no remains were found.”

 “Suicidal tendencies?” Deng Yuqi frowned.

Shen Ge was also helpless. He couldn't tell the truth. His father swallowed his mother's head in one gulp, causing the car to lose control and fall into the sea, right?

 Just because he told the truth, he was imprisoned in a mental hospital for three years.

However, after activating the system and learning that there was something "weird" in this world, Shen Ge had new guesses about what happened that year.

Although more than ten years have passed, he still remembers that year when his family went to the beach for a trip. On the way back to the hotel, his father's state was a little strange. He, who was always talkative, became taciturn. His mother even had a big fight with him over this. At this time, black mist appeared on Dad's body and his body changed.

Shen Ge’s mother was very alert. She had already realized something when she saw the black mist and the change. She suddenly stopped suddenly and Shen’s father, who was about to transform into an octopus monster, hit the windshield directly.

Her mother asked Shen Ge to get out of the car and run away. The driver's door had already been opened. Shen Ge thought that her mother would escape from the car with her. Unexpectedly, as soon as her mother stepped down one foot, she was dragged back to the car by black tentacles. superior.

 The next second, the car starts.

Shen Ge saw through the rear window that his father's head was split in two, and then he bit off his mother's head. Then, the vehicle lost control and flew out of the cliff and fell into the sea.

“Chen Ge, are you okay?” Deng Yuqi saw that Shen Ge was in a daze and called out.

"It's okay. You continue." Shen Ge raised his hand and pressed his forehead. If that matter was related to weirdness, then everything would make sense.

Deng Yuqi said: "After you were released from the mental hospital, I originally arranged for you to live with relatives, but you refused and later went to the welfare home."

"Yes. After all, no one would really adopt a person who has been in a mental hospital." Shen Ge said with a smile. He still remembered that those relatives looked at him as if they were looking at some disgusting monster.

Deng Yuqi looked at the file and continued: "You had excellent grades in the orphanage, and then moved out after being admitted to high school. It shows that until last month, you had a record of remitting money to the orphanage."

"Yes, people have to have something to think about. Although the people in the welfare home have changed one after another, without this welfare home, I might have starved to death on the streets. A few thousand yuan is not much, Maybe we can save a few homeless people like me." Shen Ge said with a smile.

Whether it was the management of the orphanage, the caregivers, or the homeless children like him, there were many changes. After the old director died of illness, Shen Ge never returned to the orphanage because no one knew him there anymore. he. I kept insisting on sending money to repay the old dean.

"You can treat the Special Policy Department as your home from now on." Deng Yuqi buried her head in filling in Shen Ge's information without a special tone, just like two friends who have known each other for a long time and are inviting each other to their home for dinner today.

 Shen Ge was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect Deng Yuqi to say that. The strange look in his eyes flashed away, and he said in a joking tone: "The one who controls food and housing?"

Deng Yuqi said without raising her head: "Eat, the ministry has a canteen, you have been there. As long as you don't waste it, no one will care about you eating ten meals a day. Stay, the ministry has staff dormitories, where Li Xiang and Huo Yu live In the dormitory. If you want to live in, just go to the logistics department and register."

 “I don’t think you should sign the contract.” Shen Ge said seriously.

Deng Yuqi raised her eyebrows and looked at Shen Ge in confusion: "Huh?"

"As long as food and shelter are provided, from now on I will be a member of the Special Policy Department in life, and a ghost of the Special Policy Department in death. Just sign the deed of sale." Shen Ge said seriously, as if taking an oath.

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“By the way, is there a computer and wifi in the dormitory?” Shen Ge asked.

 (End of this chapter)