The Strongest Demon Front

"Do you believe there are dragons in this world?"

"I believe."

"Why?"

"I have a friend who just came back from DG. He said he was served by a dragon."

"So your friend's name is Zhang San, right?"

When Chu Ge led his teammates to celebrate the goal, someone noticed that the players' running route looked a bit like a dragon, so netizens made up the above joke.

There are many more similar jokes.

for example.

Whether Chu Ge's shot was Xiaoyi's curve shot or Song Ren's tiger shot.

Some people say that the football flight path bypasses the defensive player and goes directly into the dead corner of the goal. This is a typical curve shot. Those who support the Tigers' shot believe that the forward swing time of the curve shot is too long, which is inconsistent with Chu Ge's shooting method.

Chu Ge's shot actually had the effect of breaking the dimensional wall.

Let the two-dimensional shooting method also become controversial in the real world.

Two-dimensional jokes include not only anime, but also games.

Chu Ge scored four goals in this game.

So, someone edited the four goal celebrations and named them:

Without peace, there is no tranquility.

Azeroth will be cleansed.

Death is just a small setback.

The time has come, I'm back!

…

In short, netizens are in a very relaxed and happy mood.

The reason why they were able to write jokes so happily was because this game was so exciting!

From 0:2 to 1:2,

From 1:3 to 4:3!

The Swiss team scored three goals and was once half a step into the quarterfinals of the World Cup.

And Chu Ge scored four goals by himself, completing his fourth victory!

He defeated the entire Swiss team by himself!

And it was a countdown near the end of the game!

A strong man falls from the sky and is embarrassed!

When Colombia and England were preparing to play overtime, Chinese fans had already begun to celebrate their promotion.

When Germany sent truck after truck of fans to the rooftop, Chu Ge parachuted a large wave of fans onto the rooftop. Only then did people realize that compared with Chu Ge, Germany was just a fake rooftop train, and Chu Ge was the one with no emotion. Rooftop harvester!

"CGNB! (broken sound)"

…

The game is over.

Zidane, the coaching staff, and all the players on the bench rushed onto the court together.

The whole place was jubilant.

The red flag was flying, and the sound of singing and cheering reached my ears.

The Swiss players sat on the grass.

They still don't understand why they were eliminated after scoring three goals.

The World Cup is held every four years,

For them, it's over early.

Vladimir Petkovic kept his eyes on Chu Ge.

His team lost to the Chinese today.

Happy Fourth of Year!

The World Cup has been held for so many times, countless classic games have been produced, and many superstars have emerged.

How many people can score four goals in one game?

Messi is already considered the best player, and the Argentina national team is not a weak team. Messi's total number of goals in this game is not as many as Chu Ge scored in one game, and he has played in the World Cup so far in his career. The goals scored were not as many as Chu Ge's in this competition.

"What kind of monster is this?"

"I don't want to work hard anymore, just give me a Chu Ge!"

Petkovic was very helpless.

…

"How difficult is it to complete your fourth birthday in the World Cup?"

"Higuain in 2010, Muller in 2014, and Cristiano Ronaldo this time, they all scored three goals in a single game. They are only one step away from unlocking the 'Big Four' achievement. But that's it. , which stumped many big-name players."

"In the long history of the World Cup, only seven players have scored four or more goals in a game."

"They are: Polish striker Wilimovski from the 1938 World Cup in France, Brazilian forward Ademir from the 1950 World Cup in Brazil, Hungarian star Sandor Kocs from the 1954 World Cup in Switzerland, and Sandor Kochis from the 1958 World Cup in Sweden. French legendary superstar Juste Fontaine, Portuguese Panther Eusebio in the 1966 World Cup in England, Butragueno, one of the Real Madrid Five Eagles in the 1986 World Cup in Mexico, and Russian football legend Ole in the 1994 World Cup in the United States. G. Salenko.”

"In this World Cup, apart from Ronaldo's hat trick, the closest player to scoring four goals was Belgian forward Batshuayi. In Belgium's 5:2 victory over Tunisia in the group stage, Batshuayi scored 76 He came on as a substitute and had five chances to hit an empty net, and he seized one of them."

"From 1994 to 2018, the world has gone through twenty-four years, and the World Cup finally welcomes another star who scored four goals in a single game."

"Four years ago, he was just a high school boy, watching the World Cup in Brazil on his home TV. Now, he scored four goals in one game against Switzerland, single-handedly taking China into the quarterfinals of the World Cup. . He will forever write his name into the history of the World Cup. He belongs to China, and he also belongs to the world."

"His name is Chu Ge."

——Tianzu documentary "The Road to the Football King"

"When Chu Ge looked at me and said, 'Give me the ball, I will help you win.' From that moment on, I suddenly believed that we could win this game."

"It may be a miracle, but we did it."

——"Xinwen Lianbo" interview with Zheng Zhi

…

The national football team advanced to the quarterfinals. Chu Ge scored four goals in one game.

The whole country rejoiced.

Everything people can see is flooded with such news.

Football brings happiness to countless people.

This is a social responsibility that it should have shouldered long ago.

this day.

Not only was China immersed in the joy of football, but the entire football world was also shocked by the miracle they created.

Chu Ge, the Chinese captain who scored four goals for Switzerland and led China to create miracles one after another, has once again become the focus of major media reports.

Every goal he scores is broadcast on countless television stations.

His past career experience has become a hotly discussed topic in major media.

Even his appearance, his private life, and his xp are all concerned by countless people.

No matter you are a fan or not, no matter where you are, as long as you are still on earth, you can always see the same name in all kinds of strange places.

Chu Ge.

He is the pride of China, he is the destined top scorer in the World Cup, he has created a box office myth, and he has also created a legend of Chinese football.

Compared with such a topic, Mbappe's outstanding performance in the game that eliminated Argentina seemed to be quickly forgotten by people.

The Internet's memory is only 24 hours.

The latest and hottest topics will always occupy the most eye-catching and conspicuous position, achieving winner-take-all.

Everyone was discussing Chu Ge.

So much so that only some people noticed that there was actually more than one World Cup game on the same day.

The match between England and Colombia also took place on this day.

This game was originally considered to be the focus of the game.

In this forgotten focus battle, England and Colombia tied 1:1. In overtime, neither team scored a goal. In the end, through a penalty shootout, England eliminated Colombia in a thrilling manner and became the last eight-team World Cup team.

The World Cup quarter-finals bracket is officially released.

Uruguay vs France.

Brazil vs Belgium.

Russia vs Croatia.

China team vs. Europe China England.

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