I pull out a cold beer from the fridge. I skip down the hallway to the assassin.
“Assassin! Let’s have a drink.”
I said to the assassin, who looked half-stunned. I wonder if she is old enough to drink.
She acts like a high school girl, but based on her style, it feels like she is already in her 20s. If she is in her 30s, she is older than me. By the way, my age is 20.
“How old is the assassin? ”
“Around 19.”
“Then, you can’t have a drink…”
I say disappointedly, and the assassin opens her mouth in defiance.
“I can at least drink. It bothers me that Sagami can drink, and I can’t.”
“That’s no good. It’s not only because of our age but also because you might not be able to have my child safely later, okay? I don’t want to do anything that will make my future wife feel bad.”
“Why are you assuming that Sagami and I are going to have a baby? But I’m not forcing you to let me have a drink…”
I’m glad the assassin is an understanding girl. If we wait one more year, we’ll be old enough to drink together. But I feel a little sad that the assassin can’t have anything to drink while I’m drinking beer.
“I think that’s a good idea. I’ll let you have your favorite drink instead! ”
“Well, I guess I’ll have a cup of Calpis…”
“What, a dirty joke? ”
(TN: S*men is sometimes likened to white drinks, like Calpis.)
The assassin desperately tries to stop me when I make a move to pull down my pants.
Her face is so red that it looks as if she has been drinking, and she is out of breath.
She reacts seriously to every joke I make, which is so cute that I want to tease her even more. It’s a boy’s childish nature to tease the girl he likes.
“I’m kidding. But you should get used to it. You’re going to see it in bed later anyway.”
“Well, I’ll be a v*rgin for the rest of my life.”
Then she turned her face away.
“I won’t let you do that. I mean, it’s about time you fell for me.”
“It’s only been two days.”
“I didn’t realize how far we’ve come in two days…maybe a wedding in a couple of weeks?”
“No, you’ll be in a coffin in about two weeks♡ .”
“Wow, you’re amorous… ”
The assassin smiled indescribably as she said these words of horror in a barbed voice.
“Smiling assassins are cute. I want you to keep smiling beside me. ”
” …I’ll smile beside you when Sagami dies. I’ll smile the hardest.”
“Thank you. I’m happy that you’ll give me the hardest bitter smile. I guess I don’t have to feel bad when I get old and die. You’re the best wife I’ve ever had.”
I say that, and I smile at her, and she gets mad like a little kid.
” No. I’m saying I’m going to choke the life out of you while smiling.”
“Choke play. That might be a little difficult. I’m not a m*sochist. But I understand the assassin’s willingness to play with me.”
“I told you, it’s hard for me if you always saying that kind of stuff… ”
The pure and innocent assassin shrugs and squirms. I go to prepare two glasses of Calpis for the cute assassin.
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