The Rest, Only Noise

Chapter 418: Ewing's Cold Joke (3/158)

Benjamin Wilson played his rookie season in the 11th game of his career.

Against the Boston Celtics, he scored 8 points in the first half and blew away 42 of the Knicks' 62 points in the second half like a tornado.

50 points, 8 rebounds and 4 assists in a single game!

He benched Dale Ellis for a long time, relied on his own one-on-one and drilled moves, and the Celtics didn't match his matchup advantage, taking advantage of the hot touch took the game by storm.

131 to 111

No one expected this game to be such a result. The Knicks defeated the Celtics by 20 points, allowing the league overlords to swallow their fourth defeat of the season.

"Those waiting to see the Celtics take revenge on the Knicks may be disappointed."

"No revenge, just a big win for the Knicks."

"Benjamin Wilson, he made everyone remember his name with one game."

Dick Stockton wraps up the game.

Wilson was stopped by CBS reporters on the scene and couldn't go straight back to the locker room.

"I'm not perfect," he said modestly. "It was probably the best game I've played in my rookie season, but I'm all hoping we can have a better season. So I still have a long way to go. Go, this is the best place, personally I have a lot of room for improvement on all levels."

Press public relations style.

If it was Ewing, Louie would be sure he would say "when I'm in shape, I'm unstoppable" and so on.

Wilson was rushing to be interviewed, while Louie had to complete the official obligation of the head coach to accept on-site interviews at the end of the first and second half.

This may be one of the dumbest regulations in the NBA.

Do any fans care what the coach says?

Since he had to be interviewed, Louie had to make him meaningful.

While everyone was applauding Wilson, he reminded reporters: "Benj's 50 points is of course very good, but in addition to this, you also missed the screen assists of Patrick and Oak."

"A screen assist?"

"Yes, screen assists." Louie explained the meaning of the term. "It's the number of times the screen helps a teammate score, which is called screen assists in our team. Patrick had 12 screen assists tonight, Oak was 8. You Guess how many assists our team had tonight?"

"We had 40 assists tonight, but 31 assists came from screen assists."

"Without those screens, those passes can't be converted into points," Louie laughed. "It could be the other way around."

It was a special day, and Louie came up with the concept of screen assists.

The Knicks will release their screen assist numbers at a later date.

If possible, Louie will push the high-level statistic of screen assists to become a basic statistic.

For the Knicks' big man, that's a statistic that could prove their worth.

Back in the locker room, Wilson thanked every teammate for their help.

When he walked up to Ewing, he didn't say anything, and he heard the other side say, "You played well, don't thank me."

"Thank you or thank you," Louis said afterward.

Wilson looked back, just as he wanted to express his gratitude to Louie.

Louie said eccentrically, "Benj, Patrick has a present for you."

"what?"

Wilson looked back at Ewing, who was greeted by a basin of cold water.

"Holyfuck!"

"Where are you now, thank you for this, I don't know, I thought you won the MVP." Oakley laughed.

Wilson uttered a dozen swear words, but none of them were pointed.

Seeing him shivering there, Louis was sure he had calmed down.

"Get dressed and go to the press conference with me," Louie said.

That night, when Ewing was trying to spoil the press in front of the media, Louie stepped on him.

So he was forced to change the phrase "Benj's 50 is good, but we're going to move on" to "He should thank me, I'm trying so hard to screen to give him so many dislocations."

He was trying to make a joke, but it didn't work out well.

But this joke is like when Kawhi Leonard scored his first triple-double with the Clippers, Rivers said a few chicken soup and then asked Leonard to give his acceptance speech.

Leonard said in a joking mood, "If you guys were just right, I would have gotten a triple pair."

The moment of embarrassment was comparable to the "I'm a funny guy... (a dozen seconds later)... ah. ah. ah. ah. ah. ..". The only difference is that no one laughed at his bad jokes in the locker room, but made the atmosphere very cold, and his accident-level press conference in Toronto has 9 million views on YouTube①, giving countless People are happy.

Ewing's joke was too stiff today.

He certainly didn't mean it, he just needs more practice than Iverson.

While Louie wasn't happy with his performance, it was a good start.

Don't be afraid to be late.

He'd rather see an Ewing who is always telling uncomfortable jokes than Ewing sitting like a zombie in the media interview room all day long, facing a bunch of humans he can't eat. After changing his dressing, he asked him, "Mr. You, how are you feeling today?"

At the end of today's press conference, Louie heard that his brothers in Boston were very unconvinced.

Isaiah Thomas criticized his teammates: "New Yorkers keep punching us in the face, but we don't respond! We have to fight back like a man! Can't do it again next game!"

Then Louie and Ewing and Wilson also met them in the aisle.

"Coach, it won't be so easy next time." Sampson said seriously.

"If Larry can come back next game, it will definitely be harder to win than tonight." Louie said with a smile.

"No," Thomas said coldly, "you have no chance."

"Don't be so sure, Isiah." Louie put Wilson on his side, "Like I can't believe this young man can easily score 50 points on your defense. It sounds like It's a myth, but it happens."

Once you win the game, you say everything right.

"What you guys should be thinking about now is how to limit Benj next game."

Louie was blowing like a Wilson's scumbag.

"Next time the defense is so bad, he'll score 60 points."

Thomas said angrily: "If he can score 60 points, I will retire!"

"Hahaha~~~" Louis laughed heartily and left with his people.

Wilson's self-confidence is not as high as Louis's: "Coach, 60 points?"

"Why, don't you have confidence in yourself?"

"It's not... If I get that many points, there will be a lot of people on our team who won't have a chance to shoot."

Wilson looked like he knew what his role was.

On the milestone night of his rookie season, he can already look at himself soberly.

"I can't win Boston by myself," he said.

"That's right, you can't win alone." Louie looked at Ewing~www.novelmt.com~ Patrick couldn't win alone. But if we all come together, we can win. "

Louie took them back to the locker room and it was an outstanding victory, he had nothing to say.

"You can go and play as much as you like, as long as you show up on the training ground on time tomorrow afternoon, I don't care how you play."

"Disband!"

Among the neat cheers, it seemed that only one person was unhappy.

Dale Ellis barely played in the second half as Benj scored 42 points at the 2.

He doesn't even play a lot, let alone score?

He has always been taciturn and does not like to reveal himself, and he is also quiet at this time.

He was the last to get up and leave, ready to find a place to get himself drunk.

⑴ Kevin Hart also has a reaction video to Leonard's "uh hahaha" video that has 13 million views.

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