The Rebirth of the Male God Starts From Playing Games

  Chapter 202 200. What, the boss was riding a face?

   Returning home in the afternoon, Pei Siqing said to Cao Yang, “Xiao Sining seems to have been suffering from constipation in the past few days. Go and see her.”

   "Oh." Cao Yang nodded, walked in the door and changed slippers to find the child.

  Now Cao Xiaowu has a big name, and the big name is Cao Sining.

  From being born on May 4, 2002, to October 4, 2003, Cao Sining has been 1 year and 5 months old.

  The development of athletic ability is particularly good, but the language ability is not good.

  The reason for such a name is that, on the one hand, I want to take a word from each of the names of my father and mother as a souvenir.

  Another layer means--

  This kid is so lively and active.

  You don’t understand how a child who is just over 1 year old has such good athletic ability.

   Jumping up and down every day, just like a little monkey.

  The children of other people's families may not walk steadily when they are 2 years old, but Xiao Sining can already run fast.

  Although he is still wearing crotch-opening pants, sometimes he stumbles and falls, but this child is very big and doesn't cry at all when he falls. He won’t cry unless he really hurts.

  But because of being so lively, Mom and Dad are tortured enough.

  After a while, Xiao Sining didn’t know where he went.

  When eating, the child would use chopsticks to poke the food into a mess. Before you criticized, she jumped under the table.

  Sometimes they will climb the door.

   can be said to be agile, go up along the door panel, stare at the wall, and hang on the door for a while before going down.

   really scares people out of trouble.

  At night, she often made noises, either kicking the quilt or sleeping sideways.

  Cao Yang sometimes felt that his old waist had been kicked apart.

  So after a long toss, finally a month ago, Cao Xiaowu had her own name——

  Cao Sining.

  Dad gave this name because he hoped that his daughter would be safer.

  Sometimes Pei Siqing sits in front of the window, watching her own baby crackling and playing drums on a small bench, or peeing in her mother's shoes, there is always an unnamed fire in her heart.

   No matter how gentle a woman, no matter how temperamental a woman, no matter how a woman who has read the National Tsing Hua University, see a pee in their shoes, they will be a little bit unable to control themselves.

  Miss Mine picked up the slippers and chased after him, while Cao Sining ran away with his feet.

  Cao Yang hugged his wife’s waist behind, "Wife, wife, calm down, you broke the child like this, and you don’t know it at all, right?!"

   Pei Siqing was willing to hit someone, so he stopped at Cao Yang's persuasion.

  It’s just that after she stopped, she lifted her hair and let out a sigh of relief.

   "Forget it, it's not the first time anyway."

   She turned around and looked at Cao Yang, "By the way, what is the name of the painting you hung in the office before?"

  Cao Yang was stunned for a moment, "Should I..."

   "Anyway, it's a counterfeit. Sining thought it was too dirty just now, so I'll wipe it with a rag for you.

  Although she can't speak, that's probably what she meant. "

   "Huh?" Cao Yang's heart tightened, "God! My famous painting is worth millions!"

  He ran to the study and took a look, and sure enough, there was a mess on the ground.

  Cao Yang narrowed his eyes, pressed his full anger, and looked back at Cao Sining who was running in the living room.

  "Si Ning, come here, dad has something to tell you."

   "What are you doing? What does she know when a child is so young?" Pei Siqing's slightly smiling voice came outside.

  Cao Yang frowned, Miss Mine has gone bad after getting married.

  ……

  When he came home and heard that Cao Sining was constipated, Cao Yang frowned with some worry, "Is your ancestral constipation? Why is the baby like this?"

   Pei Siqing stared at him coldly, "Where is the constipation handed down from your ancestors?"

  "……"

   Cao Yang looked at Pei Siqing's beautiful flowery face, and had an urge to step forward and press her to the ground...to kiss.

Forget it.

  Since the birth of the baby, Miss Mine has really changed a lot. She didn’t know who she learned from, and her temper became irritable.

  I think back then, you were a knowledgeable, subtle and moving beauty.

   But after another thought, it is estimated that any mother with a naughty child like Cao Sining at home would have to be irritable, right?

Hey.

  Women are weak in nature, and mothers are strong. It seems reasonable.

  Being a parent is really not easy.

  Cao Yang went to catch Cao Sining silently.

  This little guy is playing with tortoises in the kitchen.

The parents-in-law did not let them keep pets because they were afraid of affecting their children. Later, they felt that there was nothing moving. If Cao Sining’s energy had nowhere to vent, being a parent would be too tired, so he bought a little turtle for it. She plays.

  Now that turtle is shrunk in its shell all day long, only when Cao Sining is away, does it occasionally come out to breathe.

   When Cao Sining was caught, this guy was stepping on the small bench, turned on the faucet, and took a small toothbrush to brush the tortoise shell.

  Cao Yang looked a little distressed.

   "Sining, come on, dad do exercises for you."

   "Uhhhhhh~"

  Cao Sining could not speak, but was struggling to brush the shell, the water splashed everywhere, and the sleeves of his clothes were soaked.

   Cao Yang frowned, the blue veins on his forehead violently.

   couldn't help Xiao Sining say anything, how to resist, walked over and picked her up.

   "Uhhhhhh~"

  The little guy fluttered in his arms.

  ……

  Cao Yang hugged her and put it on the sofa, grabbing her two calves and doing a fart exercise.

  This thing, there is not yet.

   was learned by Cao Yang when he watched Douyin in his previous life.

  I didn’t know why at the time. I thought it was fun, so I clicked in and watched it for a while.

  As a result, since he watched that one time, Douyin has started to push him:

   [Look at it, this milk powder is really awesome. 】

  [This way, the baby will not develop eczema]

  [3 months to 1 year old baby, you need to pay attention to these issues]

  ……

  I am a single man, why did Douyin push this to me?

  It was not until Cao Yang commented on dozens of photos of beautiful women in the gym on Douyin, and his Douyin push was changed.

  Now think about it, the accurate push of big data on Douyin is a bit scary.

  ……

  In this life, after Cao Yang became a father, he actually picked up the knowledge about parenting from the previous life.

   can be considered a great help.

  The so-called farting exercise is to help the baby passively complete the gastrointestinal combing through a series of actions, so that they can better defecate and fart baby exercises.

  When doing baby exercises, Cao Sining's expression was very enjoyable and she giggled.

  Cao Yang gently pressed his palm to Cao Sining’s chest, and then went down and smoothly over and over again. After completing a set of movements, he changed to grabbing his legs and curling inward...

  It takes about 10 minutes to complete a set of baby exercises. For Cao Sining, it is like enjoying an advanced horse-killing chicken.

   Pei Siqing showed a motherly smile next to him, holding a handheld camera next to him, recording Cao Yang's every move.

  There is no smart phone at this time, so the handheld camera is a very advanced and high-end electronic product, and it can also export the memory card and put it in the computer.

   Pei Siqing said that when Cao Sining grows up to marry in the future, he will burn these little bits and pieces of her growing up into discs, and it will be very touching to play them at the wedding.

  Just thinking of this, Miss Mine was a little bit tearful.

   Cao Yang turned her head back and looked at Pei Siqing who was shooting with a handheld camera, "Why are you thinking about things that far away now?"

  We are still very young, at the age of 23, and there are endless possibilities in the future. How do you feel that we are old in Miss Mine’s imagination?

   Pei Siqing wiped the corners of his eyes, "Isn't I overwhelmed? When an old mother always makes plans for the future of her child."

alright.

   Cao Yang rolled his eyes and ignored her, continuing to do fart exercises to Cao Sining.

  Xiao Sining's laughter (gēgēgē) came from the sofa...

  ……

  Sure enough, after finishing the baby exercises, Cao Sining obviously improved a lot, and after eating milk at night, this guy started to defecate.

   Pei Siqing’s happy cry came from the bathroom, “Husband, come and see, our baby has pulled a big bag, it’s all golden stools.”

   "Uh..." Cao Yang felt very speechless. He couldn't bear to look directly at the golden bread on the table.

  The so-called golden stool means that the stool is golden yellow, indicating that the baby's body is very healthy.

  If it is of other colors, there may be some lesions, which needs attention.

  Cao Sining is lively, eats well, has fun, and sleeps well, can it be unhealthy?

  When sleeping at night, Cao Yang had a nightmare——

  I dreamed of the classics of mountains and seas.

  In order to chase Jingwei, he plunged into the sea, but Jingwei didn't catch it, so he threw himself into the air and fell into the sea.

  The seawater is particularly deep and cold. Everything is submerged, and the whole person cannot breathe and feels suffocated.

   Cao Yang stretched out his hand desperately, trying to catch something, and also wanted to swim out of the sea as soon as possible to breathe fresh air, but he couldn't do anything.

  He was shocked and woke up.

   "huhu~"

  Woke up and found Cao Sining sitting on his face.

  Accurately speaking, Cao Sining, who should have been lying between him and Pei Siqing, was sleeping parallel to the two people, fell asleep and fell asleep.

  The lower part was sitting on Cao Yang's face, with his hands up and hitting Pei Siqing's face.

  This is the legendary Hunyuan lying.

  Cao Yang couldn't laugh or cry.

  Suffocated by my daughter sitting, this is not the first time in my life.

  Cao Yang discovered that Cao Sining had this problem before, but after falling asleep at night, he couldn't control her.

  Cao Yang grabbed her off and stuffed her into the quilt, letting her lie down again.

  Then turn over and continue to sleep.

  About half an hour later, Cao Yang was pinched on his thigh by Miss Mine and sat up on the bed.

   "What are you doing?!"

   Cao Yang rubbed his sleepy eyes, "Am I going to work tomorrow?"

   Pei Siqing suppressed the smile in his heart, smiled and said to Cao Yang, "Look at your daughter, she is sitting directly on the head of the old lady."

  Cao Yang opened his eyes, didn’t he?

   Cao Sining, a leather child, fell asleep and fell asleep again, but this time, instead of riding on his head, he changed directions.

  Cao Yang laughed silently.

   felt quite helpless and very funny.

  Miss Mine is also stunned.

  ……

  Two people held Cao Sining tightly on the quilt, and one held her with one hand.

  However, after two sleep interruptions, Cao Yang has not much sleepiness now.

  Pei Siqing was also lying in the quilt with big eyes open.

She smiled bitterly in puzzlement, "Who do you think this child is like? I was quiet when I was a child, and I liked sitting in the corner and reading paintings and paintings. I was not noisy or noisy. My parents said I was very good. Since childhood, he has been a role model in the eyes of other people's children.

  But why is our daughter so lively and active by nature? "

   Cao Yang rolled his eyes, "If you want to say this, it can only be inherited from me, otherwise who else can it be?"

  You also don’t want to think about it. You are not active and active. What do you say about playing basketball at school and giving your foot?

   "Yes, you are so active, otherwise, there will be no little sining." Miss Mine buried her face in the quilt, only showing a pair of watery eyes looking at Cao Yang.

   Cao Yang was a little flustered by her.

  The quiet moonlight outside the window came in, setting off Pei Siqing's cheeks perfectly.

  Pei Siqing's skin is very white, glowing with cold moonlight, like a silent silverfish.

   Cao Yang looked at her, only feeling dry and dry, and swallowed silently.

  After a while, Pei Siqing looked at him quietly, "Husband, it seems that we haven't done that kind of thing for a long time."

   Cao Yang's heart clicked.

  It's really been some years.

  Since Pei Siqing became pregnant with the baby in July of the previous year, more than two years have passed, and the two have not had a complete married life.

"Is this going to cause problems?" Pei Siqing rubbed his calf with his foot, "I heard that men will shrink if they are not used for a long time, just like a computer. If they are not used for a long time, the following functions will not work. Easy to short circuit."

   "Uh...Where is this kind of thing?" Cao Yang frowned, "I'm only 23 years old, okay? I can use it for at least another 30 years."

   "Huh?" Pei Siqing raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Really? I don't believe it."

you……

  Do you have an appointment with Lu Yu?

   "My wife, I have a meeting tomorrow." Cao Yang said bitterly.

  Recently, the company's affairs are really busy, so I'm going to squeeze him dry.

  Cao Yang not only has to go to the two places to meet to discuss and formulate strategies, he also has to paint the original paintings for the "Shan Hai Jing", staring at the two projects "Shan Hai Jing" and "Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne".

  I still have to suffer the torture of my children when I come back. If I pay public food now, it will really be deadly.

  Miss Mine did not speak, but looked straight into Cao Yang's eyes.

  Moonlight clearly showed the tear mole at the corner of her eye, looking pretty and pitiful.

  If Miss Mine hadn't married Cao Yang, she would definitely be the object of countless men's pursuit.

   "And is Xiao Sining still next to him?"

  Cao Yang said softly, then raised his hand and patted his daughter's body.

  Si Ning's breathing was calm and deep, and a sweet smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. She didn't know what kind of dream she had.

   "Don't you want to?" Pei Siqing blinked, with an endless smile hidden in his eyes.

"I……"

  Dare I say I don’t want me?

  Furthermore, Cao Yang was thinking about it.

  A 23-year-old young father who is full of vitality, definitely still has a need for that...

  But there are kids nearby.

   "What should I do when she wakes up? And it's almost time for her to drink milk." Cao Yang looked at the phone, and it was 3 o'clock in the morning.

  Now as he gets older, Cao Sining does not drink milk as frequently as before. It turned out to be fed once every 2 hours, and now it needs to be fed twice at night.

  Feed once before going to bed, about 3 o'clock, and then she can sleep until 7 or 8 o'clock in the morning.

   Pei Siqing smiled and said softly, “Let’s be lighter, our child sleeps very hard, she should have 15 minutes left, which is almost enough.”

"Uh……"

  Cao Yang gritted his teeth angrily.

   "It's tolerable or unbearable, you too underestimated me."

  Speaking, Cao Yang jumped up from the bed, then opened the drawer and took out a box of small balloons.

   Pei Siqing smiled wildly, and shrank to the side, "Come on, come on, uncle has money."

  ……

  The next morning, Cao Yang went to work at the company with two big dark circles under his eyes.

  After returning to his seat, he changed his QQ signature to——

  【The feeling of being seated on the face is really uncomfortable. 】

   Boss Cao’s QQ signature immediately triggered an earthquake of public opinion in the company.

   "What?! Boss Cao was actually bullied?"

   "Who is so courageous? Dare to sit on Mr. Cao's head with his ass?"

   "You can see that it is good to cut? People are sitting on their faces. What is bullying?"

  "Sitting on the face, what kind of posture is this?"

   "It's over, I won't be able to look directly at the boss's face anymore."

   "What am I... I seem to want to be crooked, I went to the wall to think about it."

  ……

  About half an hour later, Cao Yang seemed to be afraid that Pei Siqing would find that he was burying his daughter when he woke up, so he changed his signature to——

  【It’s been a long time since I had such a warm time with my wife, I love you. 】

A heart is added after   .

  Cao Yang smiled triumphantly and began to read the mail.

  However, such a change immediately caused an uproar within the company.

   "Gosh, the boss is too ashamed to do this, right?"

   "I thought the boss was saying that his daughter was sitting on his face, but I didn't expect it to be the boss's wife in the end."

   "It's over, I won't be able to look directly at the boss's face anymore."

  "Didn't you expect the boss to play like this?"

   "You guys, one by one, not even a girlfriend, don’t you feel sour after reading the boss’s signature?"

   "Fuck! Really! The boss is too bad, right? Show affection in this way?!"

  "How can it be repaired! Curious, I also want to find a man who can sit on my face like the boss's wife. Sorry, typo, woman."

  ……

  Just as Liu Guangran opened the door and came in, he had to discuss and report with Boss Cao.

  He raised his head and glanced up, and noticed that Boss Cao had two big dark circles on his face.

  Reminiscent of the QQ signature sent by Cao Yang.

   Liu Guangran felt unable to look directly at Cao Yang’s face.

   "Boss, the QQ signature you sent is really too misleading." Liu Guangran sat in a chair, "Who was sitting on your face last night?"

   "A woman." Cao Yang said without looking up.

"what?!"

  Liu Guangran was messy in the wind.

   "Can't my daughter work?"

  "……"

  Ning said earlier? !

  ……

  (End of this chapter)