The Point Guard is Here

Fan Xi played as rambunctiously as he played in the All-Star Game, and as simple as he played after returning to the Clippers.

Not even the most tongue-in-cheek commentator could fault Fancie for his performance on the team in the second half of February and the first half of March.

The average Dafa brought by John Thompson allowed the Clippers to win an 8-game winning streak and a 4-game winning streak during this period. There was a three-game losing streak in the middle.

Lost to the Bulls, the Spurs and the Sonics respectively.

The Clippers have easily achieved the counterattack of a strong team from last year's belly to this season.

Madonna's fortune rose rapidly due to the improvement of all aspects of the Clippers, which made her publicly shout: This is the second best choice I have ever made in my career.

The first is correct, of course, is to fly together with Fan Le.

Fan Le and Madonna entered their honeymoon period because of the arrival of Fan Xiaohua. Their family of three went to Europe after the Spring Festival from China.

I have to say that Madonna's physique is really amazing. Obviously still breastfeeding, but can hold concerts to make money.

In the name of making milk powder money for Fan Xiaohua, she held three concerts in Europe, all of them were full, and she received more and more advertisements, and even received a milk powder advertisement in the true sense in Asia.

Having a baby really opened up another business path for Madonna.

The well-fed elites on Wall Street used computers to estimate Madonna's worth every day, and he also concluded that Madonna might be able to pay off Donald's low-interest loan in just three years.

Madonna isn't stupid, though. The interest on the loan from Donald can't even keep up with inflation, so why not pay it back slowly?

Donald Sterling, known for his miserliness, has recently been called a Jewish disgrace for taking losing money to the extreme.

At the beginning, he spent 135 million US dollars to sign Fan Xi, which was not a money-losing operation. He lent the money to Madonna and sold the Clippers that laid the golden egg to Madonna.

Of course, Sterling is not alone.

Fan Xi's reputation in the money-losing world is no worse than his.

In addition to buying houses, shops and land all over China, Fan Xi also invested in Apple Computer, a sunset industry, and started an angel investment fund in Silicon Valley.

The media couldn't understand his behavior, and everyone thought the computer was a tool for work.

Everyone scoffed at Fan Xi's statement that humans will basically spend half their time on Internet tools such as computers in the future.

Now that life is rich enough, there is TV to watch, and you can play football everywhere, isn't it good? Can a computer be as big as a TV?

Fan Xi seems to have become the American version of people who are stupid and rich.

There are even pre-orders from authoritative experts, and Van Hee will become the first active NBA player ever to go bankrupt during the contract period.

Fan Xi sneered at this.

However, Jennifer Aniston seems to have some doubts about this matter.

She asked Fancie in Las Vegas: "Doing this now will cause you to go bankrupt before you get married?"

Fan Xi said to her confidently: "I think I will become a super billionaire before marriage?"

Here's their conversation at the Las Vegas hotel.

They were happy at the time.

However, after a day, they became the hero and heroine of the biggest farce in the United States.

At the time, Kate Winslet was also filming in Las Vegas.

When Fan Xi arrived in Las Vegas, Kate naturally wanted to show the friendship of the landlord and invited Fan Xi to eat abalone or something.

Then the next morning, Jennifer came.

Jennifer is here to check in with Van Hee.

Fan Xi originally thought that he was going to the hotel to register, then eat and drink for free, and take a free car to the airport.

Unexpectedly, Jennifer took him to a quiet church in the evening, where they found a priest named Joseph.

Fan Xi didn't even have time to refuse, Jennifer had already signed her name.

In the dim light of the church, Fan Xi went to the toilet.

When he came back... Jennifer had signed off, and then the priest asked Fan Xi to sign his name on the marriage certificate too.

Then, the most ridiculous thing in the world happened.

Kate Winslet actually got in through another small door.

She is also praying in this church. She is repenting and washing away her sins... God knows why there is such a coincidence.

And this priest of Joseph was so old that he even forgot that the girl who came here before had blond hair, and now this girl has pale blond hair.

He had them both sign.

Fan Xi originally wanted to ask what the **** was this? Why do you still need to swear to repay the other party for life... Is this church hotel too lenient?

Jack is really stupid and distressing.

Kate Winslet was so excited, as a devout believer, she couldn't believe that this marriage certificate was given to her by God.

She then rushed to sign her name, not even noticing that there was a Jennifer Aniston name on the front.

She thought it might be the name of a priest.

Fan Xi signed her name in the column of her husband.

Then it officially takes effect.

The next thing to do is wait for it to be made and send it to them.

Kate Winslet and Fancie kissed deeply and ran next door to film, Jack met Jennifer at the door, and Jennifer also kissed Fancie.

This makes Fan Xi feel the sweet taste.

He even wanted to take off a little.

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The next day, Father Joseph produced three documents and went to the city hall to complete the stamping. Then, he sent it out as agreed... Kate, Fancie, Jennifer, they all left their addresses.

However, the city government discovered this creative flaw during the review.

They panic.

Hurry up to deny this oolong operation.

They hurriedly sent the marriage certificate out and sought help from the media, believing it might have been some careless priest putting his name on it.

The media didn't take it seriously.

However, when attentive viewers discovered that there were actually three celebrities above, they were stunned.

So, Jack Fan, Kate Winslet, and Jennifer Aniston got married in Las Vegas? They form a stable triangular family?

OMG!

Public opinion instantly fermented and then exploded.

It turns out that the three were indeed in Las Vegas at the time, so...are they married? Is this marriage certificate valid?

Fancie woke up in Los Angeles with news about himself and his phone, which had been on silent, blasted.

Many people are congratulating him for marrying two wives. Of course it's more of a joke and a joke.

This is extremely ridiculous news, but it just happened.

Fanhee is brought into a scam, and then all three get scammed.

Now, the whole world is watching.

Fan Xi felt at a loss for words.

Jennifer and Kate Winslet have vehemently denied the veracity of the incident and said they are still unmarried.

However, two days later, they both received their marriage certificates with their own autographs and official certification.

Now, everyone is stuck in an infinite loop.

The only thing Fanhey can do is act like nothing happened.

But how is it possible?

On the road in Salt Lake City, he was yelled at by Mormons. At the Los Angeles home, some girls held up signs that read: I don't mind being the third.

And some **** visiting players, that **** Shaq O'Neal's been showing off his **** temptation: Listen, Jack, if you can't get them, I can join in. 2:2, it's a perfect balance.

Fan Xi's life lost peace as a result.

So did the other two.

Luckily though... it's generally seen as a hilarious tidbit.

After all, who wants to believe that one man and two women are officially sanctioned to marry?

At least the marriage management office in Las Vegas is very embarrassed. They must now deal with this matter in accordance with the justice process. They must convince one of the people to dissolve the marriage.

Called Jennifer, who said she would never do it.

No way, Kevin Winslet said.

Fan Xi's response here is: Otherwise, I will be the first to lift it.

But the city government thought it was too funny. How can two wives get married, and there must be a husband, which is stipulated in the regulations.

These things are happening in secret.

The madness of public opinion gradually faded after spreading for a month, but the chaos of life continues.

Meanwhile, the NBA has entered the playoffs.

The Clippers entered the playoffs with first place in the Pacific Division and third place in the Western Conference.

Their first-round opponent is the Minnesota Timberwolves.

The Timberwolves emerged in the last two games, overturning the Portland Trail Blazers and becoming the Clippers' opponent.

This event makes Stephen Marbury very happy.

He said in the media: "I'm very happy to play Jack who has two wives, he and I are best friends. But I want to beat him on behalf of Cindy Crawford in this game, why he has two I have a wife, but I don't want to add another one."

Now everyone is joking about that.

This is also the reason why Jennifer angrily recently sued the Las Vegas Marriage Administration for violating privacy regulations.

Basically this case is sure to be won.

But the Las Vegas marriage office is also smart enough to say...they also have the power to rescind the marriage certificate.

Jennifer didn't want to dismiss it, because judging from Fan Xi's attitude, he seemed tired of the endless marriage counseling calls.

She just wanted Kate Winslet to dissolve the marriage certificate. She put pressure on Las Vegas.

But the same Kate is exerting pressure.

As a result, the three parties formed a strange balance.

So the result now is that both wives feel that they are not getting enough love, and Las Vegas and Mud, want Fan Xi to try his best to satisfy.

Fanci….

The Timberwolves are a rookie, still in the process of rebuilding, with young talent and rushing toward it.

However, Philip Saunders is clearly not as good as John Thompson in his handling of balancing team and talent.

So, despite Stephen Marbury's vows before the series began to get justice for Cindy Crawford, the domineering female president of the modeling agency, adding a third name to the wife column for her.

But in the end he got his wish and swallowed three defeats.

0:3.

The Timberwolves lost as cold as the snow in the Minnesota winter.

After the loss, Stephen Marbury and Kevin Garnett openly stayed in Los Angeles.

They claim to monitor Fan Hee's personal life for the media, and it's like a media report if anything is troubling.

"The current 'young talent' is really shameless."

Fan Xi said helplessly in front of the media.

These two people didn't do anything good in Los Angeles, didn't they just go for the Hollywood style?

They didn't even have a dinner with Fancie, they just rented a luxury car to go around Hollywood and go to parties.

Makes Kobe Bryant's heart tickle.

But now they are still in a fierce battle with the fourth-placed Houston Rockets in the West.

It was Shaq O'Neal against Olajuwon again.

It's just that this time is different from the past. After the Houston Rockets lacked Van Hee and Barkley, they were like tigers without teeth, and Drexler really didn't want to work hard.

Last year he won the championship with Fan Xi and killed Chicago Jordan, and he was satisfied.

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So, judging from the current situation... the Rockets have a very high probability of losing the first round.

The Clippers are watching the matchup between the Seattle SuperSonics and the Portland Trail Blazers.

Because the Clippers' opponent in the next round is the Sonics.

Fan Xi went crazy against Aaron McGee during this period of time, and his 500,000 strike value was still 12,439 points away. In theory, if... this period of crazy training, there is a chance to complete it before the end of the series. .

As long as the game can be dragged into Game 7 or even Game 6.

Although the Clippers beat the Sonics in the regular season, there is still a big difference between the playoffs and the regular season. The Clippers' average play style today is a bit like the Pistons back in the bad boy days.

However, after all, the Pistons also had 24 points in a single quarter with a limp and a smiling assassin. The Clippers are now a superstar who really lacks the ability of individual soldiers.

Mullin and Barkley are old.

Therefore, Fan Xi must stand up.

Fan Xi was very anxious.

Although it is already worth looking forward to the second round of the playoffs for the rebuilding team of the Clippers, but ... Fanhee wants to be better.

So, he prayed that the Blazers would harden up and that the roof of the world would teach Kemp a lesson.

Sabonis, the roof of the world, seemed to hear Fan Xi's prayer. He just gave Sean Kemp and Gary Payton a series of risks in the third game when he was about to be eliminated, and took back one game by himself.

This also makes him full of regrets. If Sabonis came to the NBA before the injury, would there be five major centers in the NBA?

This is a reverie.

It will never be possible.

It was like in Game 4, the Seattle SuperSonics swept the leaves and eliminated the Portland Trail Blazers in one fell swoop.

The Seattle SuperSonics are coming to town.

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