The Pasta Pervert Is Being Preyed Upon

Natalie lifts the lid, releasing a cloud of steam. Using a kitchen towel, she carefully removes the cups from the pot and puts them on the counter.

"We should wait a bit before putting them in the fridge."

"They'll cool down faster if you remove the aluminum foil."

"I don't want dust to get in."

"It's your flan."

"Japanese–"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyways, let's go shopping."

"Shouldn't we put these in the fridge first?"

"How long would that take? Besides, isn't it fine if we leave them out like this?"

"What's the rush?"

"I don't want the store or the pharmacy to close down. Wait, why would we even go to the pharmacy if we can buy condoms at the store?"

"Oz, how often do you go to the store?"

"I don't know, at least once a week I guess?"

"And how often do you go to the pharmacy?"

"Very rarely."

"Exactly, so when we buy condoms at the pharmacy, we won't have to see the pharmacist for a long time, but if we buy them at the store, we'll have to see the cashier who sold them to us much more often, meaning our trips to the store might start feeling a bit awkward."

"Wow, you really thought this through."

"Is that surprising?"

"Well, you seem more like the type to jump head first into things."

"I don't always do that, even though it sometimes makes life easier."

"For example?"

"If I hadn't lost my cool and confessed my love to you, I wouldn't be able to do this:"

Natalie kisses Osmond, then starts sucking on his tongue, as well as licking it. Osmond's eyes widen. She stops sucking, then gives him a peck on the lips and backs away.

"Where did you learn that?"

"I looked it up online. Did you like it?"

"It felt kinda weird, but… I kinda want you to do it again."

"Fufufu, sure."

Natalie kisses Osmond again and starts licking and sucking his tongue. Osmond lets out a few soft moans, then Natalie stops.

"Your turn."

She kisses Osmond again. They make out for a bit, then Osmond starts sucking and licking her tongue. After a little while, he stops.

"I bet this is what blowjobs feel like."

"How should I know?"

"You'd know if you'd let me suck you off."

Osmond blushes.

"You're so vulgar, Natalie."

"Yeah, I am."

Natalie grabs his butt with both her hands, pulls him in closer and kisses him. He tries to pry her hands off, but she only squeezes harder, making him flinch. He moves his torso back, only to get kissed by Natalie right away. Osmond starts tickling Natalie and she pulls back, giggling and trying to defend herself.

"Stop it, hahaha, stop!"

Natalie grabs Osmond's wrists and catches her breath.

"No cheating!"

"It's self-defense."

"No defending either!"

"And who made you king?"

"I'm a tyrannical monarch, so I made myself kin- no, queen."

"King fits you better."

"I'm a girl!"

"Only in body."

"Well… Yeah. No, wait, I'm a girl on the inside as well!"

"You don't have to convince me, bro."

"Ozzy!"

"'Sup, bro?"

"Osmond, you… Dammit, Oz, you still don't see me as a woman!"

"Oh, geez, I forgot about that."

"You forgot?"

"I'm sorry, I was just teasing you."

"You… Ugh!"

"Natalie!"

Natalie tries to walk away, but Osmond grabs her by the wrist and stops her.

"Natalie, don't get mad, please."

"How wouldn't I get mad?!"

"Natalie, I'm sorry, I see you as a girl, I see you as the only girl in my world. Natalie…"

Osmond comes closer, putting his hands on her biceps.

"Sick biceps, bruh!"

"You medium sized jerk!"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

He brings his face closer to Natalie's. She looks away and he kisses her on the cheek.

"Natalie, you know I love you."

"…So?"

"I love you the way you are. You are indeed a bit boyish, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing."

Natalie turns her face toward Osmond's.

"Natalie, do you love me?"

She averts her gaze, furrowing her eyebrows.

"…Yeah…"

"Do you love my girly side as well?"

Natalie's expression softens, and she looks downwards.

"Yeah, I love your pure, maidenly, girly side."

Osmond kisses Natalie on the cheek again.

"That makes me really happy, Nat."

They look into each other's eyes.

"Natalie…"

"Oz…"

They both close their eyes and gently kiss. They bring their foreheads together and stare deeply into each other's eyes.

"I want to give you my everything."

"Even your virginity?"

"Even my virginity."

Natalie smiles, puts her hands on Osmond's nape and kisses him, then hugs him tightly.

"I love you so much, Oz."

"I love you too, Nat."

"I wanna spend my life with you."

"Me too."

Natalie passionately kisses Osmond and they make out for a while. Natalie tries to take Osmond's shirt off, but he stops her.

"What's wrong?"

"Natalie, we have to go shopping first."

"Oh, right."

Natalie touches the cups with flan.

"I think we can put them in the fridge now."

Osmond touches them as well.

"Yeah, I think so, too."

Osmond puts one cup in the fridge and Natalie puts the other two cups next to it. Osmond closes the fridge.

"Alright, go get dressed and we'll go right away."

"Umm… Are you gonna calm down first?"

"What do you mean?"

Natalie can't help but stare at Osmond's diamond hard erection. Osmond looks down.

"Oh, you mean that."

Osmond looks at Natalie, and she's still staring. Osmond turns away.

"It just looks so…"

Natalie puts her hands between her thighs and bends down a little.

"Hnngh!"

"Alright, I get it, now go get dressed."

"Can I watch you get dressed first?"

Osmond blushes.

"Natalie, go get dressed already!"

"Alright, I'm going."

Natalie starts walking to her room, glancing over her shoulder on the way there. Osmond goes to his room as well.