The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

In the taverns of Chambord,

The sword is on the verge of breaking out!

"Hee hee hee, dare to challenge our 'straw hat' gang, you have the guts!"

"By the way, I'm Nami, the 'Spellcatcher' with a bounty of 66 million."

Facing the woman in front of her who raised a pistol and aimed at herself, with short orange hair, a short skirt and suspenders, and a ball of 'swimming rings' exposed around her waist, Roman looked back at the long-haired Nami behind her.

"Do you think the voice of this 'Nami' is very similar to Chopper?"

········

"I can't see, I can't hear." Nami closed her eyes and couldn't bear to look directly at her. "Please forgive me—"

boom!

A gunshot sounded in the tavern, causing Roman to turn around helplessly.

"Isn't it basic manners to keep quiet while others are talking?"

? !

"you--"

Between Roman's thumb and index finger, he 'holds' a smoking warhead easily.

"You say you are the 'Straw Hat Pirates'?"

Facing Roman who caught the bullet empty-handed, all members of the 'Straw Hats' stood up impressively! ——You must know that these are high-end guns and bullets bought at a high price in their hands. They are by no means the garbage of the world, but the black technology of the great route. Even if the other party doesn't even look at it...

Meet a master!

"Hahahaha~~~"

The tall straw hat 'Luffy' laughed and looked at Roman pretendingly.

"Very good! You also heard about my reputation, do you want to join our Straw Hat Pirates?"

·····No, when I joined the Straw Hat Pirates, you didn't know where I was cheating.

"I approve—"

"You said you were Straw Hat Luffy?"

Facing Roman's suspicious tone, the tall and thin 'Frankie' suddenly pulled out a shotgun!

"Boy, you know who you're talking to—"

puff!

With a flick of the index finger, the bullet in his hand instantly penetrated 'Frankie''s arm! Roman glanced calmly, causing the 'straw hat gang' to take a big step back at the same time.

What kind of look is this...

"Do not misunderstand--"

"It's not that I don't believe you, I just want to open my eyes."

Spreading his hands, Roman glanced left and right. With a glance, everyone seemed to be pierced through! It was a gaze that was completely out of the same level of life.

"Am I right?"

"exactly····"

"Brother Luffy, just show off!"

"Yes, yes—"

! ?

"Uh huh, then I'll..."

Just when the fat Luffy was humming and preparing to 'show off', Roman had already stepped forward.

"It is said that 'Straw Hat' Luffy is a rubber fruit capable person, and his body can be extended at will. So:"

Roman clapped his hands as he thought of a good idea.

"Can you stretch your neck for a show?"

! !

"Bastard, why should I listen to you—"

Facing the furious straw hat 'Luffy', Roman's eyes became cold.

"You're a little bit wrong,"

"I'm not begging you, I'm ordering you!"

! ! !

"Don't be too arrogant!"

A white figure stood in front of Roman, it was a pair of pure white knight armor. It looks like:

"It's exactly the same as the one on the arrest warrant."

I have to say that if the 'White Knight' puts a lot of effort into imitating it, it will really be able to confuse the real with the fake. After all, it is convenient not to show your face, but:

"I heard that the 'White Knight' of the Straw Hats is armor made of paper, let me see..."

A palm landed on the armor, and:

Tear!

—————

"Hahaha, Usopp, the warrior of the sea, is shining—?!"

However, Usopp, who had just opened the door, was stunned by the scene in front of him.

"Hey, hey, why is there white armor all over the floor here! And why did that person sink his head into the ceiling and stretch his neck?!"

"Oh, it's Usopp."

puff! !

"You are Usopp?!"

Nami, who was drinking calmly, turned her head and looked at the man in front of her... who was muscular like a bodybuilder, if it wasn't for the familiar long nose and big slingshot, it would have been—

"Are you caught and trained by ten Romans? It's too miserable..."

? !

"What the hell, I'm a standard beautiful figure, okay?"

Usopp is indeed qualified to complain, because even if his upper body is naked, even if it is not deliberately tensed, it still has clear muscles. Two chest muscles, eight-pack abdominal muscles, and sexy mermaid lines do not appear to be strong, but they are surprisingly predictable. ····

"Tsk tsk tsk, if Keya knew..."

"Kaya already knows,"

Roman next to him clapped his hands calmly. On the ground in front of him was a fainted naked man. He was the White Knight of the 'Fake Straw Hats'. It's just that now his pure white armor has become all over the place:

debris.

"When I was on a business trip to the East China Sea, I sent Keya the latest photo of Usopp by the way. —— Otherwise, if someone waited for three years for a fat man, wouldn't it be a loss?"

"Roman, you, you—"

Usopp was stunned, his nude photos were actually taken by...

"Ahhh, give me all to die!"

After witnessing Roman tearing off his armor with ease and hanging his boss from the ceiling, the remaining three members of the 'Fake Straw Hats' were on the verge of collapse. The remaining "Sniper King" raised the bazooka in his hand and pointed it at Roman and Nami, and was about to pull the trigger:

Snapped!

An arm landed on his bazooka, and the fingers retracted.

quack quack! !

Amid the sound of tooth-acid metal friction, the barrel of the bazooka twisted and deformed abruptly, as if it was not hard steel, but a thin soda can.

"Aim the weapon at my partner, I can't pretend I didn't see it."

Facing Usopp who raised his head slightly, this tall 'sniper king' fell back on the ground in fright! ——Can you not be afraid, the guy who eats is like dough in the other party's hands.

"Usopp, you've become reliable too!"

Facing Nami's praise, Usopp raised his thumbs up.

"Of course, I have already graduated from the weak trio of you and Chopper! My shiny muscles are not afraid of any difficulties..."

Are you still black light? !

Roman is speechless, and the weak trio... I'm really sorry, even if you learn Usopp, you have to practice hard for a year, but:

Chopper has technology, Nami has cheats, I hope you won't be hit when you are in battle...

"Okay, I drank the wine and watched the sideshow."

Several large Baileys were placed on the bar, and Roman turned and walked out the door. The only reason for coming to this bar is because Nami wants to 'reminisce' about the time back then, and wait for her companions by the way.

——With Roman, the entire Chambord Islands are under his surveillance. There is no need for a 'lucky' gathering, such as:

Brooke who is having a concert, Frankie who checks the 'Sunshine Melly', Robin who reads a book in a bookstore, Chopper who is holding a stick under the guidance of a white dove, and his face is pink with excitement, as if in a men's prison The old snake skin Sanji who has been holding back for more than ten years, and Zoro who slept on the boat, and:

Carrying a huge package of food, Luffy with a fake beard!

Heh heh heh, the navy on the island is now 'me', why are you still covering it up like this?

"Let's go, the navy is coming soon."

"Hey hey, navy..."

Even if he has trained his muscles, when he hears about Navy Usopp, he still looks around subconsciously, as if preparing to run.

"What kind of look do you have, let's go~~"

As Roman, Nami, and Usopp left, the fake Luffy whose head sank into the ceiling was put down by the fake Usopp and the fake Franky, and the fake white knight who was comatose beside... This force moves him, but they don't need to worry about this problem, because:

"Navy Law Enforcement!!"

"All pirates, put your hands on your head and squat down! Otherwise, you will be killed!"

As a group of marines rushed into the tavern, everyone trembled subconsciously! A few little pirates even went straight to the bottom of the table, and the fake Luffy who had just been put down shook his head, watching the navy with a knife and gun in his hand first subconsciously shuddered all over his body, but the next second:

"Go away!!"

"Do you know who I am?"

"I'm Straw Hat Luffy with a bounty of 400 million, the son of the revolutionary army dragon, and the grandson of the naval hero Garp—?!"

Snapped,

With the sound of calm footsteps, the sailors neatly separated to both sides. A man in a lieutenant general's coat came out.

blah blah~~

"Whose grandson do you say you are?"

"White--!?"

"White Dove..."

White pigeons circled down one after another, squatting on the shoulders of the visitors. On his shoulders, there is a golden tassel badge on his shoulders, representing the identity of the incoming general as an alternate general, and his handsome face:

"Ahhhhhhhhh, it's 'White Pigeon' Roman alternate general!!!"

With a slight glance, the idle man who had just revealed his identity rolled his eyes and passed out.

this·····

I don't even need to be domineering, what the hell are you doing!

"You said, what are you from Mr. Karp?"

Facing Tranquil Roman, everyone in the Fake Straw Hat Group collapsed to the ground limply.

The navy's star candidate general: "White Dove" Roman is Garp's disciple. It's no secret at sea. That is to say:

It's over!

"Ro...Roman...Hou...Admiral, Sir..."

Facing the stammering bar owner, Navy alternate admiral Roman just nodded gently.

"Don't be nervous, we're just here to arrest pirates, please forgive me."

"No, no, no, dare not," the bar owner waved his hands repeatedly, and then asked cautiously, "Is the wine just now to your liking—"

"Oh? Why did you say that?"

"I'm here for the first time today, boss."

You liar! !

The bar owner and the idle pirates in the lobby dared not speak out. Let’s not talk about your handsome face, but the beauty of the Rear Admiral with long orange hair next to you——

No wonder why I always felt that these two people looked familiar just now, isn't this the famous alternate general 'White Pigeon' Roman and Major General 'Weather Control' An?

Damn, I'm so dizzy from drinking, I don't even recognize the faces of these two evil stars who play 'Weifu private interview'...

Just when many pirates and idlers were remorseful, on the street next door:

"Roman, Nami, Usopp!!"

With a round spotted hat on his head and a striped shirt, Chopper ran happily towards the three of them.

"Is everyone here?"

"Well, let me see~~"

Roman closed his eyes and rubbed his temples after a long absence.

"Everyone else is here,"

"—except that idiot Luffy was taken away."