The Paper Fruit Among the Pirates

  Chapter 14 Funny Battle Beats Bucky

  Ah this...

  Take a moment to take a look at the battle on the other side, and Roman's words are transformed into two words.

  Fuck!

  Just now, Luffy and Bucky, who played the game in a different way, have seen the trick. The current battle mode is:

  "You dare to spoil my straw hat and spit—"

   "Ahhh, don't rub it on me~~"

   "Wow, this is your own saliva!"

   Bucky, who fell on the ground, was ridden under him by Luffy, and wiped him with his beloved straw hat! The two instantly changed from a master duel to a gangster fight... the brows that Roman saw were jumping.

  Please, dare you two captains be serious? Fighting life and death, you can't beat people like this, you have to go to the dance studio to fight!

   Tearing, staring, spitting...

  The two people who walked through the floor in the B grid instantly squabted together and blasted their mouths.

   "You are not allowed to call Shanks' brother!"

   "I don't care what your relationship is with Shanks, what I love to say is my freedom!"

  "Don’t say—"

  "I don't want to..."

  "Rubber-pick your nose!"

  "Fall to pieces-tickling!"

  ········

  Two rods!

  Romain stopped and almost couldn't help turning his head to beat the two guys first! The existence of them is simply lowering the lower limit of the Pirate's IQ. But his performance fell in the eyes of the panting Moqi and Kabaki, that is:

   "Hold on, he is no longer good!"

Ah,

  Roman sneered. Since knowing that he was crossing the world of One Piece, he hasn't slackened a day! When others drink and revel, he exercises; when others are sleeping, he exercises; when others play leisurely, he exercises...

  In addition, this body has very good physical quality, as if there is no ‘bottleneck’. So even without the guidance of a famous teacher, Roman's strength should not be underestimated! It doesn't matter if he fights for a day or night in a battle of this intensity.

but:

  Roman still maintains an unhurried attack frequency and an upright ‘paddling’, and he is not in a hurry to tell the winner. Anyway, he never wanted to intervene in the fight between those two idiots, lest he also became silly and stupid under the ‘chill of reducing wisdom’.

  ———

  Ah, I was fascinated by it accidentally!

  On the other side, Nami, who was hiding behind the building, was also awakened by the fighting between the two captains, only to realize what she should do.

  Although the house has been burnt down, the treasures of the Bucky Pirates will definitely be rescued first. So·····

  "Call, call, call,"

Bucky, who finally got rid of Luffy's entanglement, got up from the ground and looked at the straw hat on the opposite Luffy's head bitterly.

   "I tell you, until now, the one I hate the most is that guy Shanks!"

   "Because he destroyed my dream!"

Um?

As soon as the word   dream came out, Luffy on the opposite side also stopped his attack and listened carefully to Bucky's ‘old past’.

  ———

   "At that time, Shanks and I were still apprentice sailors..."

   "But, I am different from Shanks and the other people on the boat!"

  "They don’t care about treasures at all, only the illusory'dream'..."

  Well, a real pirate mixed in with a group of dreamers, it feels as abrupt as a mental illness mixed in with ordinary people.

  "The purpose of sailing is treasures, and capturing treasures is the greatest pleasure of pirates. This is the essence of pirates, Shanks doesn’t understand pirates at all!"

   (Shanks in the new world: yes yes yes, I am a four emperor, a pirate who knows a fart.)

   "So after getting a treasure map on the bottom of the sea, I am going to go out and do it alone..."

   "But at that time I didn't have my own boat, no sailor... So: When our boat grabbed a devil fruit, but no one wanted to eat it, I stood up—"

   "Did you eat that devil fruit?"

  Facing Luffy’s question, the clown captain Bucky smiled proudly.

  "How is it possible! I just performed an ‘acrobatic trick’ in front of everyone, hid the real fruit, ate a fake fruit, and said it was just an ordinary fruit..."

   "I have all planned. When I sell the devil fruit, I will have the money to build my own ship! Then recruit sailors to find the big treasure on the seabed! But:"

   "God slain Shanks! Suddenly I jumped from behind, so I accidentally swallowed the devil fruit and fell into the sea—"

   "Although that guy fished me up, he also turned me into a landruck that can't touch the water. I can never look for that underwater treasure again..."

   "What, Shanks saved your life."

  After listening to the ‘great grievance’ between the other party and his savior, Lu Fei nodded suddenly. —It turns out that the other party is the same as myself.

  "You are paying attention to the wrong point, right?"

   "The point is not that the **** broke my dream! Hey!!"

   "Forget it," Bucky gradually calmed down after saying a big pass, splitting his body and floating his upper body in the sky.

   "Since I can't get the treasures on the bottom of the sea, then I will get all the treasures on the sea!" As he said, he turned his head and looked towards the direction of the burned ruins.

  "Dare to move my treasure—"

  咻!

  His upper body turned his head and flew over at high speed. On the periphery of the ruins, a girl named Nami was quietly carrying a bag of gold and silver jewelry and soft coins, preparing to slip away.

   "Even a woman, I will never let it go!"

  The sharp knife in his hand pointed at the girl holding the treasure, Bucky’s clamor and killing intent came at the same time.

   "Nami, put down my treasure!"

Um?

   Just when Roman, who was ‘paddling’ on the side, was about to take a shot, Luffy was already one step ahead:

  Boom!

   "Oh oh oh oh~~~"

  The upper body of Bucky, who was killing Nami at high speed, suddenly fell to the ground like a broken kite, his eyes were white, his nose and tears flowed down at the same time! It's like a real ‘mask of pain’ because:

   "Asshole rubber, you attacked me!"

  Yes, in front of Bucky’s lower body where he stayed, Luffy kicked him between his legs! The severe pain passed, and Bucky's upper body instantly fell to the ground, shaking all over.

   "Hey, our fight hasn't finished yet."

  Luffy's hands on hips, with a just and awe-inspiring expression on his face. At the same time, she turned her head to look at the girl with short orange hair.

   "Nami, let go of the treasure. Otherwise he won't let you go..."

"I do not want!"

  However, the orange-haired girl showed her attributes of "money, not life" to the fullest, holding the treasure in her hands tightly.

   "What I stole is mine! I won't let go—"

"Hey,"

  Bucky's upper body, lying on the ground, eased his breath, and slowly floated from the ground.

   "Thieves dare to be so arrogant?"

  "If you stole it, it’s yours? Is there any heavenly reason, is there a king's law..."

   "Huh, do you need to teach me?"

  The girl named Nami sneered.

   "These treasures are nothing more than you snatched from others. I can steal them, so naturally they are mine!"

   "It makes sense,"

  Luffy suddenly realized that Bucky was speechless. but:

   "Well, kill you! Take it back again, the treasure is mine!"

  "Fall to pieces-"

  His upper body on Nami's side, and his lower body on Luffy's side, split instantly at the same time! It became a lot of scattered pieces.

  "Large platter!"

  Wow!

   Bucky’s entire body turned into small pieces flying all over the sky, quickly evading Luffy’s subsequent attacks, and then:

   "Huh, so scattered, how can you hit me?"

"So,"

   Bucky’s head and hands holding a short knife flew towards Nami, who continued to sneak away, yelling:

   "Put down my treasure!"

"no way!"

   Hmph, it seems that I still want me to save the field. Roman, who was always paying attention to the situation on the other side, flipped his hand, and a paper flying knife fell into his hand, making a move. but:

   "Ahahahaha~~~"

  ?

  The head of Bucky in flight suddenly laughed wildly!

   Confused the others, Roman turned his head and looked over, his face darkened.

  It turned out to be Bucky's torn apart body, and one of the soles of the foot was being scratched by Luffy in his hand.

  ? ?

"I will endure-"

  However, in the next second, Bucky's eyes bulged with a smile!

   "Oh oh oh oh~~~"

  ? ? ?

   is the sole of the foot in Lu Fei's hand, which is being rotated 360 degrees with a piece of flesh being pinched by him.

   "Don't go too far, rubber boy!"

  Call—

  Take a deep breath again! Roman felt that if he continued like this, the weather in Pirate World would get warmer.

  The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. Not good, not good····

**** it,

  Are you here to fight or to perform comedy! Dare to be more serious, do you deserve the name pirate? !

opportunity!

  Regardless of whether the scene is funny or not, it is a good time to turn defeat into victory for Nami who is being chased down. She immediately slammed the huge package in her hand at Bucky's head flying in the air! but:

Snapped,

  The strength is too great, the so-called counterattack is nothing but:

   "Shoot yourself!"

  Flying in the air, Bucky firmly caught the package that Nami smashed over with one palm! No matter how funny or nonsense, the pirate captain named Bucky is a ‘strong man’ with a reward of tens of millions.

  And Luffy on the other side cast a glance, immediately put down the jokes and rushed over!

"go to hell,"

  As the head flying in the air spit out cold words, one hand grabbed the package, and the short knife in the other hand fell fiercely from the sky! Stabbed at Nami—

  Boom!

However, just when Bucky and Nami's attention were both on the treasure, Luffy, who was coming at high speed, had already taken a kick, kicking Bucky's entire head into the pocket of treasure, making his head and The pockets flew aside together, and at the same time they rescued Nami.

   "I said it, our fight hasn't finished yet~~"

  While Bucky, who was dizzy, was "getting up", Luffy with his fist clenched in front of his eyes!

   "Huh, don't be smug. Torn apart-"

   Bucky’s head shouted.

   "Fit!"

  Swipe,

  Hands and feet flew over in an instant, and merged with the head! Apart from:

  "Where is my body?!"

   "Are you talking about this?"

On the other side, Nami tied a bunch of squirming'meats' with rope, with thighs, torso, and arms...all of which belonged to Bucky's body. He was fainted with a kick on his head. At that time, Nami, who was swift in hands and feet, "packaged" these parts.

"I·····"

   "Hahaha, as expected of Nami. Then: rubber, rubber-"

  Facing the ‘Pocket’ Bucky with only his head and two palms and soles left, Luffy’s arms quickly stretched backwards as he laughed loudly! After reaching the limit, it bounced back suddenly.

  "Bridge bean sack—"

   "Bazooka!"

  Boom!

   "I will be back~~~"

   Bucky, who was struck by Luffy’s "Rubber Rocket", disappeared into the sky, and the long series of screams from the distance made Roman doubt life. -Why? Obviously, the "style of painting" was still normal before...

  (End of this chapter)