The Monkey King

Chapter 96: : District Subtotal

   "Don't pay attention to him. Let's continue." After giving the squirrel spirit a white look, the old cow picked up the branch that had been discarded on the ground and said, "In my opinion, don't think too much, just find someone to clean up and then talk about it."

   After that, insert the whole branch directly into the ground in the middle.

  The old white ape slowly raised his head, blinked his eyes and said, "Without the monkeys, how can we clean up? Just the previous crocodile elite team, without the monkeys, we may not be able to win all out. Even if we win, we will lose a lot."

   "Didn't he say he needed help to find him?"

   The old white ape looked at the monkey sitting cross-legged in the distance: "Are you sure... is he willing?"

  Four monsters, you look at me, I look at you, and I lost my mind for a while.

   At this moment, I saw the squirrel spirit swaggeringly stood up and shouted: "You cowards are in vain!"

   Lao Niu suddenly wanted to hit him with the back of his knife, raised his head and glared at him: "If you have a fart, let it go!"

   Hearing the squirrel spirit coughing dryly, he pushed his nose even further and said, "As a courtier, thinking about letting the king charge into battle all day long is for infidelity! This crime should be punished—!"

   That Zhanzi also lengthened his voice and pointed one hand directly at the center of the old cow's eyebrows.

   looked at that finger, and suddenly, the old cow, who was in a bad mood, twitched at the corners of his mouth and became anxious.

   "I'll kill you & Mom, I'll kill you sour bastard!"

   With a loud roar, Lao Niu was about to slash at the squirrel spirit with his big knife. Fortunately, Short Mouth quickly stopped him, otherwise he would be killed.

   This circle of monsters became a mess again.

  The squirrel spirit had already flashed far away, covering half of his face with his sleeves and shouting contemptuously: "Isn't what I said wrong? As a minister..."

   "You still said? Believe it or not, I let go?" He shouted loudly.

   Looking at the big sword flashing coldly in the hands of the angry old cow, the squirrel spirit swallowed and closed her mouth unwillingly.

   There was a lot of commotion for a while before the gang of monsters sat down together again.

   heaved a heavy sigh, and his short mouth, which was finally relieved, looked at the demons and said, "Then let's ignore the monkeys for now. Tell me what to do next?"

  The monsters bowed their heads one after another, and no one had an idea. Only the squirrel spirit shook his head and stood up again: "It's simple."

   "Simple? Humph!" Lao Niu glared at him angrily.

  Shortmouth pointed at the squirrel spirit and said: "Speak first, if you want to talk nonsense, I will not stop him from hacking you to death."

   glanced at the old bull's big knife, and the squirrel spirit shrank his head slightly, feeling a little uneasy in his heart.

   But after coughing dryly, he still started his speech: "There is a saying that if you hurt one thousand enemies, you will lose eight hundred yourself. It is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting."

  Shortmouth couldn't listen anymore, raised his head and said angrily, "Let's talk about the main point, okay? It's annoying! We can't understand your sour words!"

  The squirrel spirit pursed his lips and shook his head helplessly: "Hey, okay! For the sake of the king, this old man will lower his grades today to accommodate you reckless men."

   After saying that, he also squatted down, picked up the branch and began to draw on the ground: "Tomorrow I...then you..."

   Looking at the five monsters who were discussing hotly from a distance, the monkey quietly looked up at the moon in the sky.

   That round of full moon and clouds walks through, there is a sense of tranquility.

   He just emptied his head in a daze.

   After a long time, the monkey took out the tarnished jade slip from his waist and placed it under the moonlight to examine it.

"The way of the practitioner is really inconvenient... If the Tao of the enlightened person, I will fix it now. This thing, the old white ape should not understand. I can't cultivate it now, and I don't know if Yang Chan can find me. Hey. …”

  Thinking, he reluctantly fell asleep with his arms on his back and closed his eyes.

  …

   The next morning, Squirrel Essence went out with Lao Niu and Short Mouth.

   To be precise, he was going to go out himself, and Lao Niu and Short Mouth were afraid that he would be cheating and insisted on following.

  At dusk, when the monkey fell asleep and woke up naturally, he opened his eyes and suddenly found the squirrel spirit kneeling respectfully at the entrance of the monkey's tent.

  The squirrel spirit bowed and said, "Congratulations, Your Majesty, His Majesty, His Excellency, the leaders in front, back, left, and right all bowed after hearing the majesty of His Majesty, and sent special envoys to present gifts, willing to serve His Majesty's right and left!"

   "What did you say?" Running out of the tent, the monkey saw that there were a lot of miscellaneous gifts piled up behind the squirrel spirit.

   ran out of the camp, and the monkey found that the "monkey" flags were hung in the leader camps of the front and rear, left and right territories.

   Turning his head, the monkey stared at this smiling squirrel spirit in disbelief.

   "What did you do?"

   "The subordinates did nothing, and the king's reputation spread far and wide."

  This flattery beats…

  Monkey turned his head towards Short Mouth and Lao Niu who were standing aside and asked, "What did he do?"

  Shortmouth pursed his lips, glanced at the squirrel spirit kneeling on the ground with some disdain, and sighed: "Coercion, lure, take out to sow discord, and deceive."

   "You can't teach a child!" The squirrel spirit immediately gritted his teeth and raised his voice, pointing at the short mouth and roaring: "This old man has devoted himself to the king, why is he abducting him?"

   "Then the method you used was abduction."

   "Soldiers, there is a tricky way! A tricky way! Do you understand? You illiterate, common man!"

"cut."

   "You—you... an angry old man!"

   "Humph!" Short Mouth ignored him, turned around and left. On the contrary, the old cow looked at the monkey and gave the squirrel spirit a thumbs up: "High! It's really high!"

   After that, the old cow also left, leaving only the monkey and the squirrel spirit outside the tent.

   walked around the squirrel spirit twice, the monkey looked at this strange monster carefully, and could not help but sigh: "Did I underestimate you?"

   "Don't dare. It is the greatest honor to be a minister to have the mercy of the king."

   squatted in front of the squirrel spirit, the monkey smiled and said, "Tell me, how did you get them?"

   "The mere subtotal is not worth mentioning."

   This squirrel spirit is very modest, but the expression on his face is clearly filled with the word "invite credit".

   However, this credit is indeed a bit large.

   supported his knees, and the monkey stood up slowly: "Okay, but unfortunately there is nothing to reward you, I am also a pauper."

   "The king's heart, rich in the world, how can it be poor?" The squirrel bowed beautifully: "Lu Qing does not want rewards, as long as he can serve the king, it is the greatest blessing in this life."

   "Okay! Don't be arrogant! It's not bad. You always call me the king. It's not right to be rewarded. Just remember it for the time being, and treat it as I owe you. I'll make up for it later."

   But this military advisor...isn't it too strong? The monkey couldn't help but think.

   That night, relying on the things sent by the leaders, a banquet was held lively in the camp.

   The leaders who just surrendered were also invited, but for some reason, all of them looked particularly ugly at the banquet.

  …

On the towering city wall of Evil Dragon City, a burly elk demon general held a telescopic mirror and looked at the brightly lit camp of monkeys for a while, put away the telescopic mirror, went down the city wall, and led four demon soldiers towards the evil Jiao. The palace walked briskly.

   After a while, the elk demon general had bypassed the front hall, entered the palace, and went straight to the evil Jiao's sleeping hall, knelt down on one knee and cupped his hands: "Jinzhi asks to see your majesty."

   "Come in." A harsh voice came from the closed door.

  The two demon soldiers pushed open the door immediately.

  In the splendid room, behind the fluttering tulle curtains, the evil Jiao lay lazily on his side on the couch.

   The two delicate candlesticks on both sides flickered, reflecting the golden objects in the room very dazzlingly.

   Crossing the high doorway, the Elk Demon will respectfully kneel on the cold marble floor.

   "It's so late, what's the matter?"

   "Report to Your Majesty, the monkey demon summoned by His Majesty yesterday will have a feast for the guests in the camp tonight."

   "Oh? Has he acted in these two days?"

   "No action, just..."

"Say."

   "It's just that today, for some unknown reason, the goblin leaders in six areas changed their flags and hung the flag with the word 'monkey' instead."

   "Oh?" The corners of Evil Jiao's mouth rose slightly: "Interesting, interesting. Hahahaha! Go check it out immediately, check it out, come and report quickly."

   "Follow orders!"

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Thank you today, Xiaoyu, Shijiang, Lingyu Qiufeng, Junmo on the second floor of the academy, Summoning Meteor Wishing, Hurricane Outside Guan, Mr. Ru, Xiao A’s Tangtang. Monk reward~

   Special thanks to Mr. Question Ru for being the first church owner in this book~Thank you~

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