The Monkey King

   "I don't want to follow the king's left and right, make suggestions for the king's great cause, do my best, and die!"

   Hearing this sentence, the monkey couldn't help but laugh while covering his stomach, laughing so much that the squirrel spirit was completely stunned.

   "Your Majesty, is your subordinate's words so funny?"

   "How did I become a king?" the monkey asked rhetorically.

"Your Majesty is very approachable, but Lu Qing only regards 'monkey' as your nickname. Since it is a nickname, your subordinates can't be called by any other name. Since your Majesty is unwilling to set up a new name, and your subordinates see your Majesty as an emperor, it's better to leave it alone. Called the 'Monkey King'. Since that's the case, as a subordinate, it's only natural to call him 'The King'." The expression on his face was extremely serious, and it really seemed like that.

   This is probably the most serious monster the monkey has ever seen.

   "I understand, what you mean is that you came to rely on me?"

   "Yes...Yes. I beg your Majesty to accept me." The squirrel spirit quickly kowtowed.

   "Can you fight?"

  Squirrel Essence lowered his head and wiped his sweat.

   "I asked if you can fight? How many can one fight?"

  The squirrel spirit was sweating profusely, and said with a slight trembling: "No...no. The cultivation base is still shallow, but with extensive knowledge, it will definitely help the king to achieve a hegemony!"

  Monkey yawned lazily and said, "How long have you been here?"

   "A year up and down."

   "Oh? Who was with me before?"

"Before…"

"Say!"

   Being yelled at by the monkey, the squirrel spirit was so frightened that it fell down and said, "I followed the crocodile spirit before..."

   "Oh? Then you are his military advisor?"

   "Yes...Oh, no...Yes..." The squirrel spirit was completely panicked.

   "Yes or no!"

  The monkey shouted again, and took the cloud stick for a heavy meal. The squirrel spirit was so scared that his soul was almost gone, so he had to lie on the ground and whisper: "Yes...Yes..."

The corner of   's mouth rose slightly, and the monkey looked at the squirrel spirit who was lying on the ground shivering with a playful look, and said with a smile, "Then he needs your assistance, and he has really achieved a hegemony."

   Hearing this sentence, the squirrel spirit died.

  Hey, let’s break the jar anyway.

With the mentality of being benevolent without success, the squirrel spirit gathered up the courage and rushed over, hugged the monkey's thigh and cried out, "Your Majesty, that crocodile spirit is stubborn and hastily attacked when the enemy's situation is unknown. Your Majesty! It's better to stay here and give it a try. Lu Qing only wants a piece of tile to cover his head and no more extravagant demands. Besides, if you know the ins and outs of the crocodile spirit, you will definitely be able to help Your Majesty subdue its remnants! Your Majesty! Please, Your Majesty, give Lu Qing a chance! "

   That snot and tears made the monkey feel sick for a while.

   "Fuck me!"

   "Your Majesty! Give Lu Qing a chance!" The guy hugged even tighter.

   "Go away! Do you understand! Stay where it's cool!"

   "Lu Qing will definitely do his best and die, oh my lord!"

  The monkey finally couldn't take it anymore, and raised his foot to kick.

   screamed.

   The squirrel spirit was kicked a zhang away, and fell to the ground with a bang, just lying on the ground for a while without moving.

   The eyes of the entire camp were attracted, all the fairies put down their work, stared blankly at the monkeys, and blankly at the squirrel spirit lying motionless on the ground.

  Monkey thought: "Won't he really kick him to death? After all, he is in the realm of the gods, why is it so unbearable?"

   He stood up a little nervously and looked.

   In fact, she didn't do anything. If she really died like this, she would be a little embarrassed.

  The jaw-dropping scene appeared, only to hear the squirrel roar, stand up, wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth, and even desperately want to pounce on the monkey!

   "You're courting death, you!" The monkey hurriedly used the cloud walking stick on the side to make a gesture, and the squirrel spirit swallowed, blinked and took a step back, not daring to come back.

   "Go away!" The monkey roared viciously at him again, causing him to shrink his neck slightly and staring pitifully at the monkey with his eyes full of tears.

   After a long time, he finally choked out another sentence: "Then...the king, it would be great for Lu Qing to live in Yingkou! As long as the king calls..."

   "Where do you like to live! Just don't live in my camp!"

   "Lu Qing understands!" The squirrel spirit hurriedly knelt on the ground, wiped her tears and bowed: "Thank you, King, thank you! Lu Qing knows enough! Good luck to the king! Good luck to the king!"

  The corners of the monkey's mouth twitched slightly, and he was speechless about this strange flower. He could only give him a blank look, then turned around and left.

   "How did this guy survive until now? I guess his luck is better than that of the white ape." The monkey thought.

   After sunset, the four monsters finally came back, exhausted and exhausted.

   While eating, the old white ape was holding a tile filled with wild vegetables for a long time in a daze, as if he had lost his soul, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Lao Niu lowered his head and shoved something into his mouth so hard that he was sweating profusely, but he didn't say a word. Short-mouthed hands and mouth didn't stop, just stared at the bonfire with straight eyes.

   The abnormality of these three monsters attracted the attention of the little monsters, and the atmosphere of the entire camp suddenly became a little depressed.

   In the end, only the heartless Dajiao eats the most deliciously.

   As for the new squirrel spirit, he was squatting pitifully at the gate of the camp and gulping.

  After eating, the four monsters pulled the monkeys to sit on the edge of the fence to summarize today's harvest.

"Look." Shortmouth took the branch and began to draw on the ground: "To the north of us is the site of the vulture spirit, to the south is the site of the scorpion spirit, to the northeast is the cheetah spirit, and to the southeast is the snake spirit. The west is open space, In the past is the Evil Dragon Pond, and the water is the site of the carp spirit, but our well water does not cause river water, so we can ignore him. Today I…”

  Shortmouth's voice suddenly stopped, and he straightened up and glanced behind him.

   Lying on his back behind the fence is today's squirrel spirit.

   "Who is this?" He turned his head and asked the monkey.

   "Why are you asking me?"

   "Your perception is much stronger than mine, you didn't say anything, isn't this what you know?"

  Monkey hummed and laughed: "I'm here to apply for military division today."

   "You still recruit military advisors?"

   "Self-recommendation, self-recommendation. I didn't agree."

   Short Mouth immediately turned his head: "Get away from me! Do you want to eavesdrop on our conversation?"

  The squirrel spirit shrank his head slightly: "I just want to give some advice to the king."

   Short Mouth wanted to lean on the other side when he didn't move, and immediately stood up and wanted to go wild, but was pulled by the monkey.

   "It's okay, continue."

With a cold snort, he turned his head and glared at the squirrel spirit again. He sat down with a short mouth and continued to speak: "We have checked, and the weakest among them is the snake spirit. The most dangerous is the vulture. We can take advantage of this tonight. Ye took the snake spirit in a pot, and the others stayed put for the time being."

At this moment, a lazy voice came from behind him: "If you move the snake spirit, the vulture will definitely shoot. The two of them are brothers. I think you are the only one who can fly and can single out the vulture spirit. A bunch of marksmen?"

   "Then we have the scorpion essence, and the scorpion essence is not very good."

   "To bring the scorpion essence, do you have any medicine to detoxify the scorpion venom?"

   "I said can you stop interjecting!" Short Mouth angrily turned around and pointed at the squirrel spirit with a branch, cursing, "Believe it or not, I killed you!"

  The squirrel spirit has no fear, and only stares at the monkey with a pair of round eyes.

  Monkey rolled his eyes and waved, "Come in!"

"My subordinates obey!" The guy was so happy that he almost jumped up and trotted around in a big circle. When he got to the gate of the camp, he even adjusted his clothes and slowed down his pace. In front of the monster, he cupped his hands and said, "See Your Majesty. The four colleagues are fortunate to meet. In Xie Luqing, I was originally a commoner. Fortunately, the Majesty's pity was collected under the account. Please give me more advice in the future."

   Short Mouth turned his head to point at the squirrel spirit and asked, "Where did you come from? Are you talking so sour?"

  Suddenly, all the demons burst into laughter.

   The squirrel spirit blushed, and shouted righteously: "This is not sour! This is bookishness! Do you understand bookishness? You stinky illiterate!"