The Monkey King

"Is this...talking back?" The Queen Mother leaned back slightly, her eyes as big as copper bells, looking down at the monkey.

His mouth was slightly open, his chin was trembling, and he was breathing slowly.

This is a sign of a volcanic eruption.

Everyone present lowered their heads involuntarily.

who is she?

She is the Queen Mother of the West!

The female fairy who leads the Heavenly Court, is in charge of the treasury, and holds the throat of the behemoth of the Heavenly Court, is only half a level lower than the Jade Emperor. In this heaven, even the Jade Emperor would give her three points. For thousands of years, who dared to provoke her like this?

The wind chime couldn't help but move its steps and dodge behind the monkey, and gently pulled the monkey with its hand, as if to make him restrain himself.

However, the monkey stood motionless, his eyes as wide as a bell, and stared back.

All the people present looked at the monkey quietly, with ridicule and sympathy in their eyes, and they were all waiting to see the show.

Isn’t there such a saying? It is better to offend a gentleman than a villain.

Who is the person in heaven who cannot be offended the most? Not the Three Pure Ones, nor the Jade Emperor, but the Queen Mother of the West.

A moment later, a hysterical scream resounded throughout Yaochi.

"How dare you! You monster monkey, how dare you be so arrogant!" Queen Mother Xi stood up and shouted: "You are tired of living!"

The monkey's brows twitched slightly, and he slowly opened his mouth to reveal his fangs, but still lowered his voice and said: "'Being disrespectful'? What kind of crime is this? I am Bi Mawen, the head of the Royal Horse Supervisor personally appointed by the Jade Emperor. , no matter how small the official is, he is personally appointed by the Jade Emperor. What do you mean by calling me a demon monkey in public? Do you want to rebel? "

The voice was small. But the whole hall could hear it clearly.

The faces of everyone in the palace changed greatly, and the Queen Mother even blushed. The wind chime behind him yanked the monkey's hand to make him stop, but the monkey grabbed his hand.

She was still glaring at the Queen Mother, but her gaze was a little more ferocious than before.

"Bold maniac!" Queen Mother Xi screamed again: "Here comes someone! Let me capture him!"

"promise!"

After receiving the order, heavenly soldiers and generals walked out from all around and quickly surrounded the monkey.

The monkey still stood quietly, glaring at the Queen Mother. The wind chime behind him was already panicking, but its hand was held tightly by the monkey and could not move even if it wanted to.

The fastest walking heavenly soldier slapped the monkey's shoulder armor with one hand.

At this moment, the monkey let go of the hand holding the wind chime. The figure turned into a phantom.

Before anyone present could react to what had happened, the heavenly soldiers and generals surrounding the monkey had already retreated and flew out one by one.

The leading general suddenly felt that something was wrong and wanted to pull the long sword from his waist, but as soon as the sword was halfway out, the monkey stood in front of him and clasped his throat with two fingers.

The hand that drew the sword paused.

"Believe it or not, I can kill you with two fingers?" the monkey said expressionlessly.

That day his eyes would widen in horror.

Just behind the monkey. He clearly saw five or six heavenly soldiers and generals flying out, either hitting the wall or hitting the crowd. One of the heavenly generals hit a pillar hard, causing cracks in the huge jade pillar. Blood splashed all over the ground, and he fainted instantly.

The whole hall fell into chaos instantly, but the monkey remained unmoved. Still staring at him expressionlessly. He asked slowly: "Believe it or not?"

"Letter... letter." That day Jiang said with a slight trembling.

"Letter." The monkey lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the half-drawn sword, and said coldly: "Just put the sword away obediently."

Tianjiang nodded blankly. Almost involuntarily, his hand slowly put the half-drawn sword back into its scabbard.

The monkey glanced around again.

The heavenly soldiers and generals who were about to charge forward stopped one by one and retreated. The civil servants and officials who were in chaos all fell into silence.

The noise was cut off abruptly.

The monkey didn't let go of the general's hand. He turned his head to look at the Queen Mother of the West and smiled coldly.

With this smile, Queen Mother Xi couldn't help but hold the low table with her hand.

The face changed again, but it was red before and now pale.

She didn't know whether it was anger or fear, but she trembled and said, "Are you going to rebel?"

"Rebellion?" Looking at the Queen Mother of the West, the monkey said slowly: "Queen Mother, when were you transferred to the prison? Speaking of the public, although I accepted your majesty's imperial edict, after I took over the Peach Garden from you Before Si Yuan's seal, I was Bi Mawen of the Royal Horse Supervisor, not your subordinate. Don't say I'm not, it's just Pan Taoyuan, the treasury in charge of your Queen Mother of the West. When will it be your turn to come and get me?"

The monkey glanced lazily, and then said: "If you want to talk about 'horrible'... Hey, I don't look down on the 600,000 Tianhe navy. You, the guard of Yaochi, have 100,000? Just by the presence of These people, I’m afraid…”

The monkey didn't say anything further, but looked at Queen Mother Xi and laughed happily.

At this moment, the entire hall was so quiet that only the laughter of monkeys remained, which shocked everyone present.

Queen Mother Xi's face turned faintly purple. Although she managed to stand with her support on the table, she couldn't say a word.

It is true that the Queen Mother of the West is powerful, but who is the other party?

Even the most forgetful people, the monkey’s actions just now are enough to remind them of the other identity of the monkey in front of them, who pushed the 600,000 Tianhe navy into despair, and who made the brave and capable Tianpeng The Marshal is in jail...

Taking a deep breath, the monkey grinned, looked at the Queen Mother of the West and sighed slowly: "There are indeed people who are tired of living, but it's not me."

At this moment, following the bulging veins on his forehead, the hearts of all the immortals present were beating.

The whole scene seemed to be frozen like this. All the immortals were motionless, and the Queen Mother even dared not breathe.

In the main hall, only the monkey was left with his eyes slowly wandering around, scanning the immortals with endless ridicule in his eyes.

"Misunderstanding——! Misunderstanding——!"

A shout broke the silence.

Taibai Jinxing jumped out from nowhere, holding the front skirt and almost crawling in front of the monkey, holding on to her bun. He said with a flattering smile: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding."

Said. He put the whisk in his hand under his arm and reached out to pry open the monkey's two fingers that were holding Tian Jiang's throat, but he couldn't do it no matter what.

"Is it a misunderstanding? Queen Mother." The monkey looked at the Queen Mother of the West with a smile.

With a slip of her hand, Queen Mother Xi slumped down on the throne and blinked blankly.

"Mother, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, just a misunderstanding." Taibai Jinxing wiped her sweat violently, ran to the Queen Mother with a smile and bowed her hands, then ran back to the monkey and laughed flatteringly. They kept going back and forth, and kept mumbling: "I'm going to get my seal soon. From now on, from now on, when I work in Pantaoyuan, we will all be a family. This misunderstanding is not as good as the one in the book." The words are the same. Just flip your hand and it will be over? Come on, Wukong, let go... Hehe, let go..."

With that look, he looked like a dog slave when he smiled.

It's a pity that those two fingers. Still can't break it apart.

The monkey still looked at the Queen Mother with a smile. He said: "I'm asking you something. Queen Mother, please tell me. Is it a misunderstanding?"

The Queen Mother trembled slightly, her eyes slowly avoided the monkey's eyes, fell on the empty table, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "It's... it's a misunderstanding."

"Oh? It seems there is a misunderstanding." The monkey laughed.

"That's right, that's right, I just said it was a misunderstanding. Come on, Wukong, let go." The hands were still holding the monkey's fingers tightly.

"It's a misunderstanding, so we won't pursue it in the future?"

The Queen Mother gritted her teeth and said nothing, but Taibai quickly said: "No, of course not. What you said is like a misunderstanding, how can you pursue it?"

"You won't even give me small shoes to wear?"

"No! Absolutely not. I guarantee you, absolutely not! You said you have known me for so long, when did I tell lies?"

As he spoke, Taibai rolled up his sleeves and whispered to the monkey's ear: "Hey, women are like this. It's not bad to be the Queen Mother. There are always a few days every month...right? You know. "

"If you become an immortal, will you come here again?"

"Yes." Taibai Jinxing replied seriously.

"Haha, you old man, you are just talking nonsense to me." Monkey suddenly laughed and then slowly released his two fingers.

The general immediately clutched his chest and fell to the ground panting heavily. Two heavenly soldiers quickly came over and dragged him away.

At this time, Taibai Jinxing breathed a sigh of relief. He lowered his head and wiped the sweat with his sleeves. From time to time, he raised his head and smiled apologetically.

The monkey slowly straightened the joystick, cupped his hands and said, "My dear, if there is nothing else, I will resign from my humble post."

The Queen Mother still gritted her teeth and remained silent.

Everyone in the hall looked at each other at a loss.

Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing quickly waved his hand towards the monkey and said: "Go, go, hurry to Pantaoyuan, there are still a lot of things to do. Later, I will ask someone to send you the seal. After you take office, you can do it." Don’t neglect your duties and fail to live up to the expectations of Your Majesty and Your Majesty.”

"Then there's Mr. Lao Xing."

After that, the monkey turned to the wind chime and said, "Let's go."

Pulling the wind chime, the monkey left the hall step by step under everyone's attention. It wasn't until the figure disappeared at the end of the white jade corridor that everyone slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

…

Along the way, Feng Ling frowned and murmured in a low voice: "You have become the Queen Mother, why is your temper so bad? Why did the old gentleman choose such a person in the first place?"

"Don't you understand this?" The monkey said with a smile: "The Taoist concept of 'inaction' is about following the trend, moving a thousand pounds, from 'inaction' to 'doing everything'. It would be easier to choose such a person to be the queen mother. Choose a saint. After all, when you don’t like it, there are many reasons why you want to remove it. The other party can only be loyal to you. "

After saying that, the monkey tutted and laughed.

…

In the main hall, Queen Mother Xi asked coldly with a livid face, "What did you whisper in his ear just now?"

Taibai Jinxing wiped his sweat again and said respectfully: "I tell him because of my humble position, tell him: 'You came to see the Queen Mother wearing dragon skin armor without wearing official uniform. It is a crime. I will teach you a lesson as the Queen Mother." You still can't say a few words? You, Hericium, have really been the king of the mountain for a long time, and you are full of gangster spirit... But fortunately, the empress is magnanimous and doesn't care about you, Hericium. She said it was a misunderstanding, why don't you still Just accept it as soon as you're done?'" (To be continued~^~)

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