The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Hey, I want this kind of light! I used to be illuminated by high beams before, now I want to go back one by one!" Liu Xiaozhou said proudly.

"It's easy to go wrong in case of a car accident," a friend said.

"That's why he hit it, not me. Who's to blame?" Liu Xiaozhou said with a smirk.

Friends think about it the same way, but still reminded: "If something goes wrong, hurry up, don't stop, don't watch the excitement."

Liu Xiaozhou smiled and said, "A must, rest assured!"

Talking, a Land Rover came head on, Liu Xiaozhou blew a whistle: "Hey, this buddy's light is also very bright, who is afraid of who! Modified headlights, teach you to be human!"

As a result, the lights turned on, one shot!

"****, what a ghost!" Liu Xiaozhou only saw a black-haired monster sitting on the other person's cab, as if it was a black bear! At that moment, Liu Xiaozhou's hair was exploded all over his body, and the goosebumps fell off the ground, his whole body slumped, his feet pressed hard, and the throttle boomed! Almost chased after the car in front, but turned sharply, and the car rushed out uncontrollably, crashing into a wall, hitting a large hole in the wall, and stuck in it.

Fortunately, Liu Xiaozhou and his friends were wearing seat belts, and the airbags all popped up, which saved their lives ...

Climbing out of the car, Liu Xiaozhou and his friend looked at each other, wanting to cry without tears!

A friend said, "Can't hit the high beam?"

Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and cried in a crying voice: "Damn, I will remove the high beam in the future, pit people ... And, what the **** was there in the car? I also bought a mask!"

After saying that Zhou Wu drove, I saw a BMW suddenly hit the wall, and finally a smile on his extremely depressed face. Sure enough, I was happy to see others unlucky!

However, Zhou Wu was not happy for a long time. When he arrived at the hospital, he cried ... After various tests in the hospital, he concluded.

"According to the results of the examination, there are no problems on your face. As for why there are long hair and why there are moles, this ... needs further observation." The doctor said very solemnly.

Zhou Wu heard the words and immediately understood that what he said was so sweet was actually telling him that he couldn't cure it! His eyes were black, and he passed out.

Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu hurried forward to support him ...

When Zhou Wu woke up, he touched the black hair on his face, not a dream! Suddenly crying without tears ...

Ge Yan was holding her mobile phone in her hand, with a look of anger, Zhou Wu's angle was just looking at what was on the screen. As a result, the lungs were suddenly blown up! It was Ge Yan's circle of friends, and a photo was posted on it, which was a photo of his black hair! He remembers that he took it!

Zhou Wu hurriedly searched for the cell phone, but couldn't find it. Then he remembered that the cell phone was scared. Can't help but curse: "Which king and eight cubs took Lao Tzu's cell phone, and even sent friends around, my **** uncle!"

At the same time, Zhou Wu had a feeling that people in the hospital looked at him with a strange light, and they were laughing at him! Vaguely, Zhou Wu heard that someone on the side was talking about the black hair and mole on his face. At that moment, Zhou Wu exploded instantly, rushed, pointed at the patient next to the bed, and roared, "You TM I shut up, what did J8 say? "

The patient was startled and looked at the pig's head meat in his lunch box and said, "I ... I said that the hair on my pig's head was not cleaned, and it was stubborn?"

Zhou Wu immediately froze in place, looking at the pig's head meat in the patient's lunch box, there really was a pinch of hair ...

"Hurriedly!" Zhou Wu cursed three times and turned and ran out.

Ge Yan saw Zhou Wu ran out and quickly held Zhou Wudao: "Lao Zhou, what are you doing?"

Zhou Wu pointed to his face and said, "Why? What else can I do? With such a face, what can I do in the future?" After finishing, Zhou Wu ran away and scared Zhou Wenwu to cry. Ge Yan quickly picked up his son Zhou Wenwu and chased him up.

After getting in his own car and blocking the sight of outsiders, Zhou Wu calmed down a lot, leaning on the back of his chair and crying, "Wife, I ... what can I do next ..."

Ge Yan said: "Lao Zhou, you have to be a bell person to solve the bell. I think that there is a possibility that it has something to do with the monk in that finger temple. Have you forgotten what he said? And your first black The mole is the first bamboo shoot you wasted to grow after he left. Although I didn't see it later, I'm sure you waste a bamboo shoot. The mole is bigger. "

Zhou Wu would like to refute, but the matter has reached this point, he can only die as a live horse doctor, and asked: "What should I do now?"

"Go back to the mountain and talk to that monk. Maybe, maybe there's a rescue ..." Ge Yan said.

Zhou Wu gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go and see! If, if he did, I ... I ..."

After thinking about it for a long time, Zhou Wu couldn't say a ruthless word. Founder could make a mole on his face, and he could make a mole on his whole body. In the face of this strange man, he was really a little cyanotic.

Ge Yan said: "Lao Zhou, I've been thinking about a question along the way. Isn't it a bit too rude that we did before? This monk would not be taken by God to clean us up?"

Zhou Wu hummed twice and didn't say anything, but it is a bit traumatic to reflect on his past actions. But ... is he really wrong?

On the way, the two barely spoke, and they drove all the way to the foot of Yizhi Mountain. At this time, it was already early morning.

Looking at Yizhi Mountain, Zhou Wu sighed, "You are waiting for me at the foot of the mountain. I'll go up and see."

"Don't, I'll go with you." Ge Yan said.

Zhou Wu shook his head and went uphill quickly.

Ge Yan thought for a while, but did not keep up. She knew Zhou Wu so much. This is a **** who wants to live and suffer ...

When Zhou Wu climbed to the top of the mountain, the sun had risen from the horizon. Standing on the top of Yizhi Mountain and looking at a white line at the end of the sky, he felt quite open-minded.

At that moment, with a squeak, the gate of Yizhi Temple slowly opened, and then a monk in white clothes appeared at the door.

Zhou Wu recognized Founder at a glance, ran to it immediately, and shouted, "Fangzheng Master, help!"

Fang Zhenggang just opened the gate of the temple and was preparing to try the magic of Wuxiangmen. He heard a shout and turned his head to look: "Amitabha Buddha, what is it? Black bear essence?"

Although Founder got Mole Surgery, and Mole Surgery has a clear explanation: "When a mole is born, you can freely set the behavior of Mole growth and regression. Founder set that as long as Zhou Wu wastes cold bamboo, he will grow black immediately. A mole. But he doesn't know exactly what it will look like. As long as he doesn't die, Founder is too lazy to think about it. "

"Master Founder, I am Zhou Wu!" Zhou Wu ran to the front of Fang.