The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder smiles.

The red baby shrugged and said: "It's ridiculous, I've seen Lohan eat meat, but I haven't seen anything. It's still the Theravada Buddhism, freely, and I've spent so much. I can't eat meat in this Dharma. You ca n’t drink, you ca n’t eat five cents, you ca n’t get married, you ca n’t have children, you ca n’t have hair ... It ’s just ... by the way, I ’ve heard people say that there are three filial pieties, and no one is better than you! If you break it in this way, you are not filial! Um ... And, and ... I can't remember, anyway, you are not doing this right. I suggest that starting today we are Theravada Buddhism, drinking and eating meat, happy comfortable!"

When the lone wolf and the monkey heard it, they were very moved, or would they raise their claws to cooperate?

The squirrel itself does not eat meat, stands firmly on the side of the Founder, lying on it holding four claws, and the tail shouts: "Anyway, I will go with Master!"

Fang Zhengzheng looked at the red child with a smile and said, "Jingxin, do you know why the Buddhists do n’t eat meat, do n’t marry, do n’t raise children, do n’t want hair?”

The red baby hummed, "Play alternatives, attract people's attention, and enslave others' thoughts!"

Founder shook his head and said, "Who does n’t know that the meat is delicious? Who does n’t know the beauty of women? Who does n’t know the importance of succession? Who does n’t know that hair will become more beautiful? But monks just do n’t want these, they just tell the world that these Things that are important to the world can be put down, and they can also be happy and comfortable after being put down. In this way, you can be happy and comfortable. What can the world do not let go? Laugh at life, life can laugh at you, and complain, What's the use? "

The red baby was dumb, but still said unwillingly: "Well ... isn't that self-deception? Unhappy is unhappy, it's all unlucky, but also happy, cut ..."

"Good luck never falls on self-discarded waste, but often falls on the unlucky eggs that have been working hard. The opportunity is always reserved for the prepared person, do you understand?" Fang Zheng asked.

The red child narrowed his eyes thoughtfully, thinking in his heart: "It seems a bit reasonable. According to what he said, I have to be ready to kill him with a shot at all times. Otherwise, I just have to wait for the opportunity, I am afraid I can not complete the task. Now. "

Seeing that the red child nodded there, Fang Zheng thought that the child was finally convinced by him, and he was quite proud. The Scriptures and books for so long were not read in vain! However, if he knows what the red baby thinks, it is estimated that the intestines will be regretful, right?

The red baby fell into contemplation of assassination, and naturally the meal began to eat.

After eating and drinking, Founder was going to see his own crystal rice. As a result, the phone rang again!

Founder took it and looked at it, still the strange number. Founder frowned, connected, and before speaking, he heard the voice of a child across from him: "Dad, are you?"

Fang Zheng said hardly, "Amitabha, child, you made the wrong call. The poor monk is not your father."

After speaking, Founder hung up the phone again, shook his head slightly, opened the back door, and then went out. The phone rang again.

"Amitabha, child, poor monk is not your father." Founder didn't even want to think about it, so he picked it up.

result……

"Uh ... Master, your relatives are better than me." A strange female voice with a little familiarity sounded on the phone.

Founder was stunned, not that child! Quickly look at the caller ID. Sure enough, it is another strange number or a landline! But is this number so familiar? I ca n’t think of so much, and Fang Zheng blushed old, and quickly replied: "Amitabha, sorry, donor, a little donor always called me ... well, is there anything wrong with the donor?" Explained, Zhangkou took advantage of others, it seems a bit too dark.

There was a laughter across, and then the woman said in a sweet voice: "Since the master absolutely can't hold me, give me a chance and listen to me tell the master something."

Founder pondered, it's all right, listen.

When the Founder agreed, the woman was obviously very happy. She let out a long sigh of relief, clenched her fists, suppressed the excitement in her heart, and said, "Finally it! This time, see what this monk and monk say!"

So the woman said, "Master, this is the case. Are you tired of going out every day to get started?"

Founder stunned, fate, open? He really hasn't tried Kaiguang, and the fate is only at the foot of the mountain, which is hardly tiring, so he said, "OK."

"It ’s like this, but I can make it easier for you to dissolve your fate. I introduced myself to my Porsche store in Heishan, your car consultant, Xiaorong. Last time we called by phone, the master did n’t seem to be interested in our promotion. , I think the 50,000 price reduction is an insult to you. Therefore, this time Xiaorong recommends a luxury car beauty that definitely meets your value, Porsche Angel, this is the latest model this year, only 50 in the world. The market price is 13 million! If you book today, we will deliver it to your door, no matter where you are. "Xiao Rong said.

When Founder heard it, he was dumbfounded, and then suddenly remembered. Last year, the woman did sell the car to him, and then he refused on the grounds that it was not less than 50,000. At that time, he just spoofed it. I am about to hit the muzzle ...

Fang Zheng coughed and replied: "It turned out to be the Rong donor. The poor monk took the liberty to ask, what is the off-road performance of this car? The poor monk often goes in and out of the mountain."

As soon as Xiao Rong heard the off-road nature, he immediately laughed and opened the flowers and directly asked the performance. This is an idea! So he said: "This is the new SUV from Porsche. The off-road performance is not the strongest, but it is still OK to enter a mountainous area. Some customers have already driven to Tibet, and that is the leading way, unimpeded! Yes, Master, how are the road conditions in the mountains you go to? "

Founder thought about the stepped stone road being repaired and said, "Just repaired ..."

"It was just repaired, then there will be no problem! The roads we are repairing are all foot wide roads, and our cars will fly the same way!" Xiao Rong said without waiting for the founder to finish.

Founder's eyes rolled over. This girl is really quick, can't you listen to me?

Sure enough, Founder hadn't spoken yet, so he listened to the other party and asked, "Master, is your mountain steep?"

Founder thought about the steps and said, "Not too steep, but ..."

"Then it is absolutely OK, the tractor can go up, and our car can go up! Do you have any questions? Ask them together, I promise to give you the perfect answer!" Xiaorong asked excitedly.

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "The donor is still the problem of the road. The poor monk is not a steep mountain road, and the road is indeed newly built. However, the mountain road is a stone step, and the road is less than 1.5 meters wide. If your car can drive up, the poor The monk wants to try the car ... "

"Beep—beep--"

Fang Zheng looked at the mobile phone stunned and shook his head, "This is not to blame the poor monk ... Amitabha is really an acute donor."

ps: Hey, my wife is ill. I am 17 weeks pregnant and I have a terrible stomachache. I ca n’t be hospitalized because the obstetrics do not meet the 20-week requirement. It is also difficult to have a bed in gynecology. Fortunately, a bit of saving will not affect the update.

ps: I see that some people think that these two pictures have water, but I do n’t write about it every day. Someone asks to debate whether the monk can eat meat. Why does Founder follow a finger and still not look like a monk? It's hard to adjust everyone's mouth, tired.