The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

When it comes to hiding things, the three guys are all experts. The wolf digs a pit, the monkey goes to the roof, the squirrel drills a hole ... for a while, the room is full of panties, the bra is hidden everywhere, the zen room is too small, and the three small things are thoroughly developed A bit of the entire backyard.

And Founder didn't know that the backyard was about to go to heaven. He smiled and opened the gate of the temple and folded his hands together: "Amitabha, female donor, is there anything wrong?"

"Can't you come if you're okay?" I came here as soon as Li Xueying was, what kind of expression can you make?

What can Founder say? Can you slap people out? So he said sideways, "Of course not. If the donor is on the incense and asks the Buddha to ask, if it's okay, the poor monk will go back first." Fang Jingzhen was really worried about his own backyard. Although the three little ghosts were smart, they were not troublesome. .

Li Xueying smiled bitterly: "Mr. Founder, tell you the truth, I'm here to take refuge."

"Evacuation?" Fang Zheng was surprised, although he didn't pay much attention to the outside affairs, but after entering the crew, he also checked what "Allure" was, and he knew how extraordinary Li Xueying's status was. Would such a woman be in trouble?

"Yes, hey ... I don't know what happened. Our crew was thiefed last night." Li Xueying sighed.

Founder trembled and asked, "The donor was stolen?"

Li Xueying smiled bitterly: "Yes."

Fang Zheng looked at the beautiful Li Xueying in front of him, thinking about the pile of underwear on his bed, after all, it was the youth's blood, the blood surged up, his head almost turned into a halogen egg, and he quickly meditated on the Buddhist scriptures, his mind shifted, and then he calmed down.

Li Xueying did not know that this was the King of Thieves, and sighed bitterly: "It's messy outside, upset people are upset, I'll hide and be clean, can I?"

Founder wanted to say: No, you go out!

However, after saying this, most of the time, it will be exposed, and can only bite the head and smile: "So, then the donor is at will, the poor monk will retreat first."

"Well, I'll stay here for a while and not disturb the mage." Li Xueying nodded.

Founder was about to leave, and his pupils suddenly enlarged. I saw on the wall behind Li Xueying, a squirrel hung past a white **** and walked around to enter the Buddhist temple! Fang Zheng's forehead had a cold sweat on his head. This is to play his rhythm!

"Mr. Founder, what's wrong?" Li Xueying asked curiously.

Founder worked hard to calm down and said, "It's okay, the poor monk should clean the Buddhist temple."

Having said that, Founder hurriedly walked into the Buddhist temple, and found that the squirrel climbed up to the beam of the house, and was holding his **** to hide things.

Fang Zheng's old face suddenly became iron-blue, the Buddhist temple hidden underpants, what did this stupid squirrel think? However, after Li Xueying was behind him, he was not good at reprimanding, but he could only endure, and at the same time kept winking at the fat buttocks of the squirrel. Unfortunately, there was no eye on the squirrel's butt.

"Mr. Founder, are you a linden tree?" Li Xueying looked at the green tree in front of her, and was very curious. When she first saw it, she was full of doubts. A linden tree in the south is alive in the north. What's even more weird is that the branches and leaves are still blooming in the winter ... The northern trees will be ashamed for this freezing resistance. In order to make sure that she did not confess her mistakes, she deliberately checked the information, and then asked to avoid shame.

Founder turned back: "It is a linden tree. It was sent by a donor that year. It has been dead for many years. It was a miracle that it suddenly came alive last year. It is just a dead tree in winter. "

"Bashing ..." Li Xueying was amused by Founder's words, and laughed: "If it is really a linden tree, this is really a miracle. In winter in the north, there are branches and leaves on the mountain, alas ... Mr. Founder, why is there still on it? A flower pot? "

"That's the squirrel's nest." Founder finished and suddenly realized something, wouldn't this dead squirrel get anything in the nest?

At the same time, the squirrel on the room beam trembled, suddenly turned back, and saw that Fang was frowning, and squeaked, "I have one in my nest."

Founder suddenly had the urge to vomit blood, which really killed him!

Just then, Li Xueying said, "Can I climb up and take a look? What a funny nest, will your squirrel live in it?"

Founder was startled, and hurried out, clasping his hands together: "Amitabha, the donor, the bodhi tree is the sacred tree of the Buddhist gate, it is not suitable for climbing."

Li Xueying heard the words, stuck his tongue out, and smiled, "Well, I mean."

Founder was relieved, this was going up, and Founder should really cry.

"Mr. Founder, can I go and see in the backyard?" Li Xueying was really curious. The founder's temperament was not bad. Most importantly, he was the first time Li Xueying had met in the drama in so many years. The man who took all of her play! She was curious, what kind of environment has cultivated such a wonderful work! She could listen to the lectures, but she didn't get tired of listening. She can lose her confidence in acting ...

Founder heart said: I'm really afraid of what comes and what, hey.

Founder Road: "Amitabha, the donor, the backyard is where the poor monks live and is not open to the public."

"That's a pity. Hey? Is that your wolf? The villagers say it's a wolf, can I look at him?" Li Xueying saw the tail swinging behind the backyard door, and the dirt flying under the tail, Obviously planing something.

Founder really wanted to give the dead wolf a kick in the past. Can you dig a pit and bury something? Can you find a good place? But the mouth said, "The poor monk called him, the donor waited."

Having said that, the moment Founder turned around, his face was iron-blue, and the Sajia family was about to kill!

As a result, footsteps came from behind, and Fang Zheng hurriedly turned around, only to see Li Xueying followed quietly. Seeing that he was found, Li Xueying blushed slightly, spreading her hands and saying, "I just want to see ... Is it really impossible?"

Founder smiled bitterly: "Female donor, this is where the poor monk lives, and it is not suitable for female donors to enter."

"It's okay, you can treat me as a man. Look at my short hair. My parents always treat me as a man. Oh, that dog is out." Li Xueying said.

Fang Zheng turned his head, the sound of heels screaming behind him, and the fragrant wind was blowing. Fang Zheng was scared to lift his leg toward the dog's butt. In any case, Li Xueying could not see those things, otherwise he jumped into the Yellow River. The explanation is not clear!

In the end, Du Leng jumped up, turned his head and shouted aggressively: "Sabbot, what are you kicking me for? Do you want to dig a pit and urinate? You kicked all of your kicks. I go back halfway! "

Founder looked at the wet pit on the ground and was relieved.

Founder doesn't care about the lone wolf, and said, "Be careful of the female donor, this wolf is very fierce."