The Lord God Depends on Me

"Monkey! Monkey!"

"Hey, monkey, what's the matter with you?"

Ren Xiaofeng is a little strange, what's wrong with this, he can be in a daze with a pen.

Sun Tianzheng was awakened by Ren Xiaofeng.

Cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

Obviously, it has been a long time, but unfortunately, he still maintains the posture of going to get the pen.

What was just now... hallucinations?

This is the second time, how come you just pick me out.

Isn't there a better bully next to this?

"Ahem, lunatic, let me think about it, you should come first, after all, are you familiar?"

After speaking, he immediately retracted his right hand.

Ye Wanlin showed a satisfied smile imperceptibly.

It doesn't matter whether Bi Xian is really, the point is, she knows that Ren Xiaofeng has a habit.

That is, don't lie.

It just so happens that after so many years, there are always many things that I want to verify.

Ren Xiaofeng glanced at Sun Tianzheng contemptuously.

Counsel.

What's wrong with it, what's so modest about it.

"I'll come first, I'll come first, how do you play?"

After thinking about it for a while, he slowly grabbed this pen.

Just keep the posture of writing casually: "Pen Xian, Pen Xian, you are my past life, I am your current life, if you want to continue with me, please draw a circle on the paper."

Then he pretended to draw a circle on the paper.

For some reason, he felt a sense of dissatisfaction from this pen.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Is this pen immortal possessed or is this pen refined?

Certain pen: Humph! Stinking rogue.

Ren Xiaofeng: Hmm???

Must be too tired to study recently!

And when he was going to ask and answer by himself, the four Liu Xinyue on the opposite side had their fingers crossed, their chins were supported, and the corners of their mouths seemed to be cocked.

The three of Ren Xiaofeng: ...

A certain pen: Don't you need me to play?

Ye Wanlin was the first to speak: "Student Ren Xiaofeng, is our student council president a woman?"

The little hand shook, and instantly drew a circle on the paper.

Ren Xiaofeng: Hey, dead pen, don't answer questions without authorization.

A certain pen: I am not, I don't, don't slander the pen.

Ye Wanlin showed a satisfied expression.

Very good, the habit of many years ago is still there.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Qingshuang spoke: "Say, when I am alone, do you feel very excited?"

Liu Xinyue and Ye Wanlin looked over at the same time: Huh?

Ren Xiaofeng's right hand slowly drew a cross on the paper.

boom!

"you are lying!"

Xia Qingshuang patted the table with both hands and stood up directly.

Ren Xiaofeng subconsciously said: "It's okay, you will definitely be the same as your mother in the future, and you must believe in your genes."

When he said this sentence, he himself was shocked.

Why, I feel that this sentence is inexplicably familiar.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

However, Xia Qingshuang suddenly cried and flew into Zhang Shengnan's arms. After a shock, he was even more sad!

I don't know why, but I just know that the other party didn't lie.

In my mind, some pictures emerged inexplicably.

......

"Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumuu

A little girl with croissants ran into the ward and plunged into Aunt Xia's arms.

Then, after a sudden pause, the crying became more fierce in an instant.

Aunt Xia was sitting on the hospital bed and gently stroking her head: "My home Qingshuang will be very beautiful in the future. After all, I got a good genetic inheritance from my mother."

The little girl looked up: "Really? Suck, can it be the same as my mother here?"

As she said, she touched her **** sadly.

Aunt Xia's smile instantly froze on her face:...

That smelly kid!

But he said softly: "Of course, it's okay, you will definitely be the same as your mother in the future, you have to believe in your genes."

As soon as he finished speaking, a little boy came in carrying a bag of fruits: "Hello Auntie Xia."

Aunt Xia beckoned to the other party disgustedly: "Why are you here again."

The little boy didn't care, and sat down on the side of her bed: "Auntie Xia, let's not get out of sight."

Aunt Xia: This stinky kid!

The little boy obviously heard the previous words, so he stuffed two big meat buns into the little girl's hands: "Eat more meat buns, and you will develop faster."

"Really?"

"of course it's true."

"Then, pervert, before I grow up, you are not allowed to look at other girls."

"..."

Aunt Xia:!!!

Do evil!

......

Xia Qingshuang was still wondering the memory fragments in her mind.

But Liu Xinyue's question has already begun.

"Just now, did you see something that excites you?"

Ren Xiaofeng:!!!

I wanted to refuse to answer, but the right hand holding the pen immortal started to move uncontrollably.

Dead pen! stop! stop it! It will really kill people!

A certain pen: They obviously didn't do anything, hey, the pen was difficult, and they added drama to me without authorization.

Finally, a cross appeared on the white paper.

Ren Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief: dead pen, beautifully done.

A certain pen:......

I don't want to talk to you.

Then, the corners of Liu Xinyue's mouth rose slightly.

A bad premonition flooded Ren Xiaofeng's heartache.

"So, do you want to see it?"

Ren Xiaofeng:! ! !

This is a proposition!

Not only the right hand holding the pen fairy, but his whole body was shaking.

Dense beads of sweat began to appear on his forehead.

"Well, can you lower the temperature of the air conditioner?"

Ye Wanlin tilted her head and said with a smile: "Don't change the subject, Xiao Feng, I'm also very curious about this question."

Xia Qingshuang was not sad at this time, and returned to the table.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Option 1: I want to see it, and while resisting the stigma of "perversion", I must be beaten by the squad leader.

No, now, it is likely to be women's doubles.

Goddess Ye's force value is obviously not low.

Option 2: Saying that you don't want to watch it is an insult to the four people on the opposite side. Under the anger and anger, it is very likely that the four of them will shoot at the same time.

Ah this...

My life, stop.

Sweat has flowed out like a waterfall.

Zhou Xiaopangzi and Sun Tianzheng said that they had never been so exciting.

This is a game, it is obviously torture.

"Crazy man! Hold on! You must hold on to your heart!"

"Yes, crazy brother, after this step, you will be able to see the most beautiful scenery in the world"

Original mind? Cross?

Original heart! Cross!

In an instant, Ren Xiaofeng gave an initiation.

That's right, Bi Xian's answer is the most original answer of mankind.

It is the most true answer deep in people's hearts.

If this is the case, then, the point of the problem is not the problem itself, but to step over the problem and directly express your true heart!

That being the case.

Ren Xiaofeng's expression returned to lightness: "Ah, of course I want to focus all my mind on studying, I want to see? Of course I want to see, I want to see the truth of this world from books."

The words are cut to the heart, every word.

For this answer, I give myself full marks.

However, everyone's eyes were all focused on the circle he drew with his right hand.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

This typo made me wrong!

A certain pen: It's my shit!