The Local Lazy Man System

"This can't be done, are you still not satisfied?" Ye Rongrong said. ?[(?

Now Ye Rongrong has just started singing, and he hasn't finished singing a song yet, and some don't want to stop.

Ye Rongyao likes to sing something that has a beginning and an end.

"Please, we are satisfied, very satisfied, will it work?"

Ma Yuewen said hurriedly.

I really can't stand this best man's singing. Others ask for money for singing, and this person's singing is deadly.

Hearing it further, Ma Yuewen felt that his ears were going deaf.

"I'll just say that my singing is good, and I can easily conquer these bridesmaids." Yerong Yao replied somewhat contentedly.

"Brother Glory, I knew it was absolutely no problem for you to go out. You should let them open the door quickly."

road.

Xiao Si'er has been tortured by Ye Rongyao's singing since she was a child, and she is used to it.

But at this point, Xiao Si'er admires his brother Glory very much. He sings so seriously out of tune that he can continue to sing for ten years. This point makes him feel good about himself.

People who can do this are definitely not easy.

Xiao Si'er has always felt that he is honorable brother, and he is definitely a very human being. Facts have proved how correct his guess is.

Being able to marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law as Pan Chengchen is the luck that he brought to himself by following Brother Glory.

"Look at you in a hurry, can this daughter-in-law run away?"

Ye Guangyao looked at the road with some dissatisfaction.

How long has this little girl been following her, why hasn't she learned to be a little more calm.

In fact, Ye Rongyao didn't even think about it. When he married Liu Qingqing, he was so excited that he couldn't find Bei. Before the marriage, people in the village could hear excited roars in the middle of the night. That person was Ye Rongyao himself.

"It's not that I haven't married yet, and I'm not at ease!"

road.

"Ha ha,

Brother Glory, Xiao Sier is in a hurry to spend the night in the wedding room! "

Ye Rongnan said with a smile.

"It's been a long time since the wedding night." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Brother Glory, let's hurry up and open this door now." Xiao Si'er didn't dare to let Brother Glory go on.

"Open the door, open the door."

Since Xiao Si'er was so anxious to see the bride, Ye Rongyao stopped teasing him and knocked on the door.

"No, no, I can't open the door yet."

The voices of several bridesmaids came from the room, but they did not agree to open the door.

"What do you mean, aren't you all satisfied with the song I just sang? Why don't you open the door? You can't be so rude."

Ye Guangyao said unhappily.

Several bridesmaids in the room were so angry when they heard Ye Rongyao's words.

Satisfied, satisfied with your size!

If you sing out of tune like that, you are literally killing people like yourself.

How can this person be so shameless?

But in this case, these bridesmaids dare not say.

They were all afraid that Ye Rongyao would sing to them again, and they would really collapse.

"How can it be so easy to enter the bride's door? At least three levels have to be passed." Li Yang said.

After all, these bridesmaids are the last line of defense to protect the bride. This line of defense cannot be easily broken, otherwise, it will be looked down upon.

"Singing just now counts as a test?" Ye Rongnan said.

"It's time for you to pass the first level, now it's the second level," Li Yang said.

"What is the title of the second level?" Ye Rongrong asked.

"and many more."

After Li Yang finished speaking, he began to discuss with the other bridesmaids.

"We came up with a riddle, and you guessed it right, even if you passed the test."

Two minutes later, Li Yang said from inside the house to the door.

"Are you out of the question?"

Ye Rongyao said confidently, now that he is also a visiting professor of Zhejiang Southern University, he belongs to a person of great culture, isn't it just a riddle?

You can still beat yourself up as a big professor.

"My riddle is, what is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?" Li Yang said.

"What?"

Ye Rongrong was immediately confused, how could it be like a tongue twister.

"Again, what is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?" Li Yang said again.

"Your father's sister's cousin...isn't this relationship too messy?"

Ye Rongyao was dumbfounded, this relationship is so complicated and terribly complicated, what kind of relationship is this, it's just a pot of porridge, very messy.

"Hehe, if you can't guess it, just squat for me at the door if you can't guess it." Ma Yuewen said happily.

Of course, it is impossible to really prevent the groom from entering the door, just let him stay outside the door more, and finally bribe the bridesmaids with big red envelopes to pass the customs.

"Wait, I guessed it." Ye Rongnan said.

"If you guessed it, say it quickly."

Ye Rongyao also wanted to know the answer. What was the relationship? It was so complicated.

"It's a relative relationship," Ye Rongnan said.

"Relationship? It's really a relationship, no matter how you go around it, it's really a relationship."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while, and affirmed Rong Nan's answer.

"No, it was guessed so quickly." Ma Yuewen and several bridesmaids were depressed.

"Wenwen, Yangyang, don't make trouble, it's getting late."

Pan Chengchen said. After all, it's really late now, and the relatives on Xiaosi'er's side have already arrived.

It will be considered too hypocritical by the relatives of Xiaosier's family.

"Well, since Chenchen said so, we'll let them go." Li Yang said.

Li Yang didn't dare to really tease the groom.

You know, Li Yang saw on the Internet a few days ago that a groom was blocked at the door for too long when he was picking up his bride, so he couldn't get in, and the fire got bigger.

As soon as I opened the door, I gave my sister-in-law a slap. The final result, of course, was that the marriage was over.

"Well, now is the last question. You show us an interesting and funny story. We will open the door to you when we are satisfied." Ma Yuewen said.

"I can't tell stories, who can?" Ye Rongnan said to the others.

"I come."

Ye Rongrong said.

A few days ago, at the wine table, Ye Rongyao happened to listen to a few interesting stories, but he didn't expect that it would come in handy today.

"Speaking of which, a hunter was hunting and saw two birds on the tree. He raised his gun and shot down one. Now it was a hairless bird. The hunter was wondering when the other bird flew down and cursed the hunter: 'You T! As soon as you stripped her off, you beat her down!'"

"No, this story is not funny at all." Li Yang said dissatisfiedly.

It's not that this story is really not funny, but that it is a little dirty, and Li Yang is a little afraid to listen to it.

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