The Local Lazy Man System

"If you don't know how to write poetry, just drink." Wang Dafu said.

"Yes, drinking, a glass of white wine, must not be less."

Everyone immediately roared.

When drinking, the most exciting thing is to see others being punished for drinking.

"Okay, just one cup."

Murong Lin also drank a little too much. He picked up the wine glass and drank, and all of a sudden a glass of white wine filled his stomach.

There is absolutely nothing to say about the amount of alcohol.

"When it comes to me, I will also come to a song, 'Man is on man, flesh is in flesh; moving up and down, the joy is endless', Glory, it's your turn." Chen Tiankai said excitedly.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor, and a man and a woman on the bed, including you." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Forty-one flowers for a man, I will kill a hundred flowers after they bloom! Luoyang relatives and friends are like asking each other, and I don't know if the flowers fall and people die." Wang Changbo read.

...

This poetry recitation meeting ended after Murong Lin got drunk.

There is no way, he is the only one here who can't know this kind of poetry, he doesn't get down drunk, who gets down drunk.

"Is my brother alright?"

Seeing her eldest brother being carried by Xiao Si'er onto the bed, Murong Yi asked worriedly.

"I'm just drunk, what can I do?" Xiao Si'er shook his head and said.

...

"Ye, can I come to play with you next time?"

About to leave, Mary said to Ye Rongrong with some reluctance.

Mary found herself falling in love with this place, with its delicious food and fruit, amazing animals, and lovely people.

Everything here makes Mary like it so much that she doesn't want to leave.

"Of course, you are welcome to come play next time."

Ye Rongrong can still talk about the scene.

"thanks!"

Mary said happily.

"Glory, thank you for your hospitality these two days. In this world, only a man like you is worthy of Liu Qingqing. I wish you happiness!"

Murong Lin said. This time, Murong Lin had finally resolved the knot in her heart. She had found her own happiness, and Murong Lin deeply blessed her.

"Thank you! Brother has something, I don't know if I should say it."

Ye Rongrong looked at Murong Lin, and said hesitantly.

It was really Ye Yaoyao who didn't know how to speak.

"It's okay, what do you say?" Murong Lin said.

"You foreign daughter-in-law should really discipline her well, hug other men if she doesn't come, or say to other men, "I love you," this is a bad habit."

Ye Rongrong said.

It was Ye Rongrong who thought that Murong Lin was a pretty good man, so he reminded him.

After all, not all men are as strong-willed and restless as they are.

If he didn't discipline this foreign girl properly, Ye Rongrong was worried that Murong Lin's head would turn green sooner or later.

"That's what Western women are like."

Murong Lin said helplessly. After staying in Mei Country for a long time, Murong Lin was somewhat used to the enthusiasm of Western women.

"You don't care what Western women are like, if you want to be a daughter-in-law to our Chinese men, you must abide by the rules of China. At least you can't be so blatant and flirtatious with other men!"

Having said that, Ye Rongrong glanced at Murong Lin and continued: "She is still in front of you, kissing and kissing other men, how are you?"

"Mary's character is like this, and I can't help it!"

Murong Lin said helplessly. To say that Murong Lin was not jealous when she saw Mary and other men kissing each other, that would be a lie.

It's a pity that in a country where everything is about freedom, Murong Lin can't do anything about his foreign daughter-in-law!

"Brother, show me the spirit of a man, don't make me look down on you."

Ye Rongrong said. Ye Rongyao is a very traditional man, and he can't see his own woman and other men.

"Then what should I do?"

Murong Lin looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

In fact, Murong Lin didn't want to see his wife kissing other men.

"A filial son comes out of the stick,

It's not a good wife under a stick. If she dares to kiss other men, she will be pulled home and beaten. I still don't believe that she can't change this problem. "

Ye Rongrong said.

"But I can't do it!"

Murong Lin said. Ye Rongrong said this method, Murong Lin was a little moved, but he couldn't do it.

"It's the same. Now you ask me to beat my wife, and I can't do it."

Ye Rongrong nodded, agreeing with Murong Lin's idea.

"Glory, do you have any other way?" Murong Lin asked.

A man who doesn't want his wife treats himself well and treats other men with disdain.

"Other ways, let me think about it!"

Ye Rongrong advocates "a good wife from a stick". At this time and half, Ye Rongyao was asked to think of other ways, which was really embarrassing and honorable.

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Rongyao thought of a method that he didn't know if it would work or not.

"There is another way, and I don't know if it will work." Ye Rongrong said.

"any solution?"

Murong Lin said excitedly.

Murong Lin, who grew up in China, couldn't accept that his wife was too close to other men!

But what better way to come up with, beating and scolding, Murong Lin couldn't bear it.

What's more, beating a wife in Mei country is a serious matter, it is domestic violence, and you will be imprisoned.

"It's actually very simple. When you go back, buy a copy of "Nude" and read it to her several times every day when you get up and go to bed, so as to cultivate her sentiments."

Having said this, Ye Rongyao patted Murong Lin on the shoulder and continued: "The most important thing is that when you see her kissing me with a man, you loudly carry "Nude" in front of her face."

"Do you want to read in English?"

Murong Lin looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"Nonsense, don't read it in English, they can't understand it, you can read it and listen to it yourself!"

Ye Rongrong looked at Murong Lin speechlessly and said.

Ye Rongyao is now somewhat convinced by Liu Qingqing's senior Murong Lin, as if he can't help him.

If you don't stand up again, the green hat on this head will definitely be green.

For the man's sake, Ye Rongyao really felt pity for him.

But poor people always have something to hate. Who is he to blame?

...

In a twinkling of an eye, it was the school's summer vacation, and Ye Rongyao's house was also lively.

However, this excitement gave Ye Rong a headache.

It is said that a woman can top a group of ducks, and now there are ducks from an army in my own family.

Sister-in-law Liu Xixi came from the capital, Ye Shuting came back from vacation, and brought her roommates Chu Yiyi, Ma Lin, Yang Hanyun, and Wang Meng who was on summer vacation.

Ye Rongrong's house was really lively, and a few women could put two mahjong tables together.

This noisy Ye Rongyao couldn't even sleep well in the afternoon.

"Uncle, shall we go fishing?"

The little girl Wang Meng came to Ye Rongrong and said.

"Not interested in!"

Ye Rongrong said lazily.

On such a hot day, no one is allowed to take a nap, so where do you get the energy to go fishing?

What if I get caught by a fish?

"Brother-in-law, I've played mahjong, three are missing and one is missing."

This girl, Liu Xixi, came to Ye Rongrong's house, and without her parents' control, she actually learned the bad hobby of playing mahjong with the girls like Ye Shuting.

If you catch someone all day, you will play mahjong.

Ye Rongrong didn't even know how he explained it to his father-in-law and mother-in-law who were far away in the capital.

This little sister-in-law is not easy to discipline. If she is strict, she will complain to her sister.

Said that his brother-in-law took advantage of her and took the opportunity to touch her fierceness, causing Ye Rongrong to be scorned by his wife.

For this sister-in-law, Ye Rongyao had no choice but to let it go.

Who let her have her big sister behind her.

Now Liu Qingqing is definitely the most precious existence in his family.

Ye Rongyao watched like a panda every day.

"Don't play mentally retarded games!"

Ye Rongyao said without opening his eyes.

"If you don't play, don't play. What are you talking about mentally handicapped games? I'll ask Sister Chenchen to make up the numbers."

Liu Xixi rolled her eyes at her lazy brother-in-law, and went to find Pan Chengchen.

Now Ye Rongrong's family has no shortage of women who play mahjong.

"Brother Glory, we want to eat watermelon!" Ye Shuting ran over and said to Ye Glory.

"Take it yourself." Ye Rongrong said.

"Your watermelon is too big, we can't hold it!" Chu Yiyi said.

"Go to Xiaosi'er."

Ye Rongrong said. Ye Rongyao would not serve them anyway.

These girls have been making a fuss in their own house these past few days, and Ye Rongyao is a little sleepy.

"Brother Ye, just help us!"

Ye Shuting took Ye Rongyao's hand reluctantly and said.

Ye Shuting just wanted Big Brother Ye to play with her. After coming back these few days, Ye Shuting found that Big Brother Ye seemed to be a lot colder to her.

This is not a good phenomenon for Ye Shuting.

"Yingying, go and call Xiao Si'er!"

Ye Rongyao said to the parrot standing on the longan tree.

Soon, Xiao Si'er came in from outside.

"Brother Glory, are you looking for me?"

"Bring them a watermelon." Ye Rongrong said.

Now Ye Rongrong is the one who can let others do the work, but never let himself do the work.

"Hmph, lazy!"

Ye Shuting glanced unhappily at Ye Rongrong, who was lounging on the chair, and followed Xiao Si'er to get the watermelon with some lack of interest.

"Brother Glory, teach me to draw!"

Ma Lin came over with the drawing board and said to Ye Rongrong.

"That, Ma Lin, I have to go out now, you can draw it yourself!"

Ye Rongyao got up from the chair and said.

The yard couldn't stay any longer, Ye Rongrong felt that it would be better to go for a walk in the village.

Otherwise, you will really be annoyed to death by these women!

When he was a child, Ye Rongyao still dreamed of having three wives and four concubines, but now Ye Rongyao is sending so many women, but Ye Rongrong doesn't dare to ask for them.

If the life of three wives and four concubines is like this, it is really torture!

That's really worth it!

After talking to Liu Qingqing, Ye Rongyao walked out of the yard and walked out to the center of the village. Along the way, he saw that the paddy in the fields was golden.

Ye Rongrong estimated that the villagers would start to cut the rice in the next two days.

This year, Ye Rongrong's family didn't grow rice, so he didn't have to think about cutting the rice.

"Er child, where are you going?"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help asking curiously when he saw Erwazi taking a group of bear children out of his yard and running towards the center of the village.

These bear children like to watch the lively the most. It turned out that they ran out of their own yard, and there must be something lively in the village to watch.

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