The Local Lazy Man System

"Husband, what's the matter?"

Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongyao suspiciously and asked.

"You ask her, she always has to hurry up, I can't slow down!"

Ye Rongyao pointed at Mary and said.

"What are you talking about, I don't understand!"

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Mary couldn't help but say in doubt.

"I mean, you want me to drive faster, not I drive faster on purpose."

Ye Rongrong spoke to Mary in English.

"Yes, I asked Mr. Ye to drive fast. Mr. Ye is great and an old driver."

Mary nodded. Mary felt very good about the feeling of riding the electric tricycle just now.

"That Mary, I'm not an old driver!" Ye Rongrong explained quickly.

In Huaxia, this "old driver" means an experienced man who often goes in and out of such entertainment venues.

Ye Rongrong felt that such a pure person could not be called an "old driver".

It's easy to misunderstand.

"You are the old driver!"

Mary said with certainty.

"I'm not an old driver!"

Ye Rongrong said depressedly.

"You are the old driver!"

Mary said affirmatively again.

"Depressed, I'm an old driver!"

Ye Rongrong said helplessly.

There's really no way to explain it to this foreign girl. If you go on, Ye Rongyao even suspects that he will vomit blood.

Such an innocent and pure person was actually called an "old driver".

If this spread out, it would simply damage his glorious image!

Seeing her husband talking to this Mary in English, Liu Qingqing was a little stunned.

When will my man speak English, and this level of English is too slippery.

Compared with the college student himself, he is much more powerful, and this level can be regarded as an English expert.

Didn't your husband graduate from high school? This level of English can kill yourself in seconds.

"Husband, do you speak English?" Liu Qingqing asked.

"This English is not as broad and profound as our Chinese. It has only 26 letters. It's very simple. I learned it in a few days."

Ye Rongyao said coaxingly.

In fact, if it weren't for the "proficiency in ten thousand languages" of the "lazy system".

As for Ye Rongrong, who has no language talent, it is estimated that he will not be able to learn English in his life.

"Bragging, I'm not afraid of cows falling from the sky!" Murong Yi looked at Ye Rongrong disdainfully and muttered.

Don't you know a few words in English?

A native turtle is a native turtle, don't think that you can take off the hat of the "soil old hat" by knowing a few sentences of foreign language.

"There will be cows in the sky, I'm not educated, don't lie to me." Ye Rongrong looked at Murong Yi and said.

Demo, fight with me, you are far behind.

"Everyone eat watermelon!"

Pan Chengchen brought the cut watermelon and said to everyone.

"Senior, you eat watermelon. This is the watermelon grown by our family. It tastes very good." Liu Qingqing said.

"Um."

Murong Lin, who was a little relieved, picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it.

Murong Lin, who had never been motion sick before, never thought that the feeling of motion sickness would be so uncomfortable.

"This watermelon."

When a mouthful of watermelon entered his stomach, Murong Lin's whole body was shaken, and he felt much more comfortable.

This watermelon is more effective than medicine. Not only is it delicious, but it can also relieve motion sickness.

After being stunned for a while, Murong Lin couldn't stop his mouth and ate the watermelon in big gulps.

It's hard to imagine what he looked like, just now he was still very ill.

"Is it that delicious?"

Seeing that his elder brother was just like him, he looked like he was about to die, but now he looks like a starving ghost, as if he had never eaten watermelon.

Watermelon is not something to be moved, and it is as if you have never eaten a good thing.

Murong Yi despised her eldest brother, it was too embarrassing, it was like eating watermelon like Zhu Bajie.

"Xiaoyi, this watermelon is so delicious, it's not uncomfortable to eat, and the whole body is very comfortable.

"

Seeing that his sister was staring at him eating watermelon, Murong Lin said.

"yes?"

Murong Yi was very suspicious of her elder brother's words. His elder brother said that this watermelon was amazing, eating a piece of watermelon would not be uncomfortable, and he would feel more comfortable.

It sounds like an advertisement for counterfeit medicines on a street stall.

"Eat a piece, it won't be so uncomfortable to eat a piece of watermelon!"

Seeing that his sister didn't believe his words, Murong Lin spoke again.

If he hadn't eaten a piece of this watermelon, Murong Lin couldn't believe that such a delicious watermelon existed in this world.

I didn't even think that eating a piece of watermelon when I was motion sickness would make my whole person feel more comfortable, without headache and discomfort.

"Oh……"

The uncomfortable Murong Yi couldn't eat anything, but after hearing what her elder brother said, she also picked up a piece of watermelon and ate it.

As soon as he took a bite, Murong Yi immediately felt as if he had eaten a human fruit.

The whole person is much more comfortable, and there is no feeling of vomiting!

Also, there is this watermelon is really delicious.

Immediately, Murong Yi held the watermelon and ate it in a big mouth.

Now, how can Murong Yi care about her image? She eats watermelon in a big mouth. That image looks worse than her eldest brother.

Where is there any image of a lady, it is simply a reincarnation of a starving ghost.

"This watermelon is delicious."

I really can't eat watermelon anymore, Murong Yi said angrily while rubbing her stomach.

I didn't expect that what my elder brother said was not wrong at all. This watermelon is really amazing. Not only is it delicious, but it also makes me feel better immediately.

"Senior, sit down, you can eat later!"

Seeing that Murong Lin's two brothers and sisters are all right, Liu Qingqing is relieved. After all, the pale and ill look just now looked scary.

"You don't need to eat, I think watermelon is just fine!"

Murong Yi said. This Murong Yi liked the taste of this watermelon and was going to eat it as a meal.

"That can't be done. My family is poor, so I can count on this watermelon to sell money to support the family. How can I feed this lady like you!"

Ye Rongyao shook his head and said. If a good friend came, he would definitely be willing to let him eat enough watermelon.

As for Murong Lin, in Ye Rongrong's view, he was a jackal with bad intentions.

There is a saying in the countryside, "When a friend comes, good wine and good food are served, and when a jackal comes, he will beat him with a stick."

Although the Murong Lin family came, Ye Rongyao would definitely not be able to beat him out, but if he entertained him well and gave whatever he wanted, it would be impossible.

"Hmph, cheapskate, how much is a watermelon, I'll just buy it!"

Murong Yi looked at Ye Rongrong with contempt and said.

Turtle, that is, turtle, knows money.

Isn't it the money of a watermelon?

The girl can still afford it.

"It's not expensive, our watermelon costs 20,000 yuan." Ye Rongrong said.

The price of Ye Rongyao's watermelons was also raised, and they were all bought for 100 yuan a pound. The watermelons in Ye Rongyao's family basically weighed about 200 pounds.

So Ye Rongyao said that his watermelon cost 20,000 yuan a piece, which is not an exaggeration at all.

"Twenty thousand yuan for a watermelon, you robbery!"

Murong Yi said dissatisfiedly. Buying a watermelon for 20,000 yuan is not selling watermelons, but robbery.

Murong Yi didn't believe that the watermelon she ate was worth 20,000 yuan.

No matter how delicious it is, it's not worth twenty thousand dollars.

Murong Yi felt that Ye Rongyao deliberately made things difficult for him.

"If you don't believe me, ask them if there are 20,000 watermelons in my family."

Ye Rongyao pointed at Liu Qingqing and the others, and said to Murong Yi.

"Indeed, a watermelon in our family costs more than 20,000 yuan." Liu Qingqing said.

"Qingqing, are you kidding me?"

Murong Lin didn't believe Liu Qingqing's words. If a watermelon could sell for 20,000 yuan, he really might as well grow watermelons. After this season, he could become a rich man by selling watermelons.

"I'm not kidding. The watermelon in our house is more than 20,000. The five pieces of watermelon you ate just now are worth thousands of dollars."

Liu Qingqing said with certainty.

In fact, Liu Qingqing understands that his senior doesn't believe it. If this watermelon is not his own, Liu Qingqing also doesn't believe that there are watermelons that sell for 1,000 pieces.

"This……"

Murong Lin was dumbfounded.

This Liu Qingqing's husband is a farmer, that Diao, the watermelons he grows are worth 20,000 apiece.

Involuntarily, Murong Lin glanced at Ye Rongrong a little higher, this farmer is not useless, at least, this kind of watermelon is a good hand.

Whether Liu Qingqing can marry this farmer, at the very least, he doesn't have to run around for a living.

Just by selling this watermelon, you can feed your family.

"Ye, your watermelon is so delicious, I love this watermelon so much, and I love you so much!"

Mary couldn't eat the watermelon anymore, so she stopped and said excitedly to Ye Rongrong.

Mary really likes the taste of this watermelon so much, she loves this watermelon so much, and even falls in love with Ye Rongrong.

"Just love the watermelon, but don't love me!"

Ye Rongrong said to Mary in English.

Ye Rongyao was a little afraid of this Mary, it was too unrestrained, if she didn't come, she liked herself, and she loved herself.

Ye Rongyao also knew that he was very attractive now, which made many beautiful women couldn't help but fall in love with him.

I love myself, I love myself, and I can't say it so bluntly.

She doesn't feel embarrassed, and she feels embarrassed as a man!

Not to mention that his wife is by his side, it would be bad if she misunderstood this.

Ye Rongrong felt pity for this Murong Lin now, for marrying such an unrestrained woman.

Whether or not she gave Murong Lin a green hat physically, this behavior and language definitely gave Murong Lin a green hat.

This kind of woman is really not an ordinary man who dares to marry, it takes courage.

At this point, Ye Rongrong suddenly found that he really admired his wife, a senior.

This is definitely a peerless good man of the male species, a "hero" among men.

"Why?"

Mary didn't understand why Ye Rongrong didn't let herself love him.

"Because I have a wife!" Ye Rongyao said speechlessly.

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