The Local Lazy Man System

"Brother Erwazi, here is a chi."

Xiao Mengmeng followed Erwazi, pointed to one on the longan tree, "I know", and shouted to Erwazi.

Fortunately, this "knowing" is naturally deaf. As long as people don't approach it, no matter how loud you are, it will ignore it and continue to sing its own songs.

"Husband, can Erwazi catch Zhi with this?"

Liu Qingqing watched curiously as Erwazi grabbed a bamboo pole with a bamboo pole. With such a simple tool, he didn't even have a net bag.

"Don't underestimate this simple tool, but it's very effective."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

Ye Rongyao used this tool to catch it when he was a child.

Although this tool is very simple, it is very practical. The most important thing about this tool is the spider web, which is caught by the stickiness of these spider webs.

Under normal circumstances, as long as the cognition is stuck by the spider web, the cicada will not be able to escape, and it is simply a hit.

However, this tool also has a flaw, that is, the spider web is not durable. After more than ten or twenty times of grasping, the spider web is not sticky or broken, and it is necessary to get some spider webs again.

I saw Erwazi holding a bamboo pole and aiming the circle at the top of the bamboo pole at a zhi who was jumping on the longan tree.

It is said that this is an insect that does not eat and only drinks water.

So this knowledge is very valuable in traditional Chinese medicine. It is used for convulsions in children. To put it bluntly, it is to eliminate evil qi.

"Caught, caught!"

Seeing that Yizhi was entangled, no matter how hard he struggled, there was no way to escape from the spider web.

Erwazi was very experienced in catching Zhi from the spider web.

Even though this action is very simple, if it is not done well, the entire cobweb will be torn apart, and in that case, it will be necessary to collect cobwebs again.

It's a waste of time, not to mention tiring, so experienced children know how to easily get Chi off the cobweb without damaging the cobweb.

"It's that simple?"

Liu Qingqing was a little surprised that Erwazi caught Yizhi so easily.

"Why don't you just grab someone who is lying on a tree and doesn't move, what's so difficult!"

Ye Rongrong said.

Indeed, it is very easy to catch it. According to its call, you can determine the location of the knowledge, and you can grab it directly with a cobweb.

If you know this, if the position is not high, you can grab it with your hands.

"Husband, I want to try it."

Liu Qingqing was also interested and wanted to try this catch.

"Er child, give it a try for Auntie."

With Ye Rongyao's consent, Liu Qingqing was also excited to catch Zhi.

"Give."

Erwazi readily gave the tools to Liu Qingqing.

"Auntie, there's a chia there."

Xiao Mengmeng pointed to a position of the longan tree and said to Liu Qingqing.

"Okay, Mengmeng, look at how my aunt caught this cicada.

"

Liu Qingqing excitedly held the bamboo pole tightly, aimed at the big chi, and pressed it down.

"Catch it, catch it, Auntie is awesome." said.

Ye Rongyao was sitting in the seat, and when he saw this scene, he just shook his head. At such a young age, he would be so flattering. When he grows up, it will be worth it.

"Yes, auntie is amazing."

"Auntie is awesome."

"Auntie, the one you caught is the biggest one caught today."

The other children are not far behind to flatter Liu Qingqing. There is no way, who will let Liu Qingqing treat them best in peacetime.

If there is anything delicious, I will never forget these bear children, just take the watermelon from Ye Rongrong's house, these bear children can basically eat every day.

Sometimes, Ye Rongyao also made fun of Liu Qingqing as a "prodigal woman".

"Er Wazi, you caught this and you took it away."

Liu Qingqing said to Erwazi. Don't look at Liu Qingqing's daring to use a bamboo pole to grab this chi, but he doesn't dare to grab this chi with his hands.

Soon, two beauties, Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen, also joined the ranks of the caught.

How should I put it, since the two of them joined, the efficiency of this capture has been greatly reduced.

Soon the two longan trees in the yard were caught, and all of them were caught. Those who were not caught also flew away. There were only a dozen or so, which was not enough to eat. , I went outside the yard to catch it.

"Hehe, now you can take a good nap."

Seeing that Liu Qingqing brought a bunch of bear dolls to the tree outside the yard to catch him, Ye Rongyao lay on the chair to take a nap.

This time, without disturbing himself, Ye Yaoyao fell asleep quickly.

In the evening, Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen walked into the yard with a group of bear children. Seeing how happy they were, it seemed that today's harvest was not small.

"Hehe, what's the matter, how many have you caught?"

Ye Rongrong smiled and asked Liu Qingqing who walked into the yard.

"Uncle, we have caught a lot of people."

Xiao Mengmeng excitedly ran to Ye Rongrong and said.

"Hehe, how much is a lot?"

Ye Rongrong asked while touching Xiao Mengmeng's head with a smile.

"It's just a lot. Uncle doesn't even know about this." Xiao Mengmeng looked at Ye Rongrong and said.

Xiao Mengmeng felt that his uncle was so stupid, he didn't even know how much it was.

"Yes, yes, a lot."

Ye Rongyao said speechlessly. Being smarter than a child is simply looking for abuse.

"I'll see how many I've caught."

Ye Rongyao is a little curious, what is the result of Liu Qingqing and several people in one afternoon.

"Husband, look, there's a whole bucket of water."

Liu Qingqing said happily. After all, among so many trophies, some of them are their own trophies.

"Not bad, enough to fry a basin at night."

Ye Rongyao looked at the whole bucket of Zhi, nodded and said.

It seems that I know a lot about my own yard, so grabbing it is a bucket,

But it's okay to eliminate some of them. At the very least, when I take a nap, there will be no more noises like "I know, I know".

"Husband, can you eat this now?"

Liu Qingqing had never eaten this knowledge, so she said worriedly.

"Hehe, don't worry, you can eat it. And it tastes good." Ye Yaoyao said with certainty.

...

After dinner, before it was seven o'clock, Ye Rongyao was urged by Xiao Mengmeng and these dolls to give them something to eat.

Ye Yaoyao had no choice but to carry the bucket containing Zhizhi and go to the kitchen to fry Zhizhi.

There are many ways to eat this zhi, you can fry it, bake it, or cook it, but the most popular one is deep-frying.

Different from the juvenile chi, the adult chi has to remove the head, feet, wings and worm shell, and the remaining part can be eaten, but if these are stripped off, this is the only chi, and the last remaining The meat is not much bigger than the peanuts.

Ye Guangyao, who has god-level cooking skills, is amazing. In half an hour, he has finished peeling a whole bucket of knowledge.

In the end, the edible part was left, and it turned out to be less than half of the small washbasin.

Slightly scald with boiling water to remove soil bacteria on the body surface, then rinse with cold water and drain.

Before frying, put the raw oil into the pot and heat it to 70% hot, put it in and fry it for about 5 minutes and take it out. Minced green onion, minced ginger and other condiments, a fragrant fried dish is out of the pot.

"smell good!"

When Ye Rongrong walked to the front yard with the fried food, everyone smelled the tempting fragrance.

"I know it's fried."

Ye Rongrong smiled and put the washbasin containing Zhili on the stone table.

"I want to eat."

Erwa's hands are fast, and when no one else has done anything, he impatiently reaches into the washbasin to grab it and eat it.

"Ah...it's hot."

Erwazi quickly retracted his hand, and he burned him just now.

"Look at how anxious you are, don't worry, there will be no shortage of you, a great hero, go wash your hands, wait until it's cold before eating." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

It's no wonder that this fried thing is not hot right after it comes out of the pan.

...

"Uncle Glory, Uncle Glory."

During breakfast, when Ye Rongyao was still sleeping late at home, he was woken up by Erwazi who was yelling in the yard.

"I said, Erwazi, are you so itchy that you dare to disturb your Uncle Honor's sleep?"

Ye Rongyao narrowed his eyes, picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, it was only after six o'clock.

It's only a few hours when I was woken up by this bear child, and I couldn't help but scolded Erwazi a little angrily.

"Uncle Glory, Uncle Glory, something big has happened. The old village chief wants you to go to the fields in the west of the village immediately." Erwazi said anxiously.

"I don't have any fields in the west of the village, what am I going to do?" Ye Rongrong said.

Although most of the fields of the villagers are in the west of the village, the fields of Ye Rongrong's family are not in the west of the village, and are basically in the south of the village where they live.

However, the west of the village is the largest area of ​​fields in the entire Taoyuan Village. Except for a few households, the fields of the entire village are in the west of the village.

There is the largest rice planting area in Taoyuan Village, and even the few nearby villages are no bigger than the field in the west of Taoyuan Village.

"Uncle Glory, go quickly, something really happened." Erwazi said anxiously.

"What's the matter, what happened?"

Seeing Erwazi in such a hurry, Ye Rongyao also realized the seriousness of the matter. If it weren't for the seriousness of the matter, the old village chief would not have asked Erwazi to wake him up so early in the morning.

"Husband, no matter what the matter is, you should go and have a look."

Of course, Liu Qingqing also heard Erwazi's cry, so she went into the bedroom and said to Ye Rongyao.

"Okay, Erwazi, tell the village chief and I'll go right there."

Ye Rongrong felt that what his daughter-in-law said was right, let's hurry over and see, what happened to make the old village chief look for him in such a hurry.

Ye Rongyao put on his clothes and stopped grooming. He went to the yard and drove his electric tricycle to the west of the village. After all, driving was faster than walking.

When Ye Rongyao drove the electric tricycle to the rice field base in the west of the village, Ye Rongyao was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him.

This is really a big deal.

The third is later.

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