The Local Lazy Man System

"President Yang, it's like this. I want to send the vegetables and fish I grow in my house to an authoritative agency for testing. Do you have any knowledge about this?" Ye Rongrong asked.

"Professor Ye, I didn't expect that your family is still engaged in planting and breeding. If the vegetables you grow are as delicious as the watermelons you grow, that's fine."

Yang Chunjie said. The last time Ye Rongyao sent his own big watermelon, he also sent one to several friends in the provincial capital.

Yang Chunjie also has one, that delicious taste makes Yang Chunjie reminisce now, but Yang Chunjie knows that Ye Rongrong's family is so big and such a delicious watermelon is definitely not cheap, so he didn't ask for it any more.

"President Yang, don't talk about it, I have a headache now, just because the vegetables and fish I grow in my house taste so good, it is now blocked by the county food-drug-supervision department. , said that my vegetables and fish contain substances that are harmful to the human body, you say I am wronged." Ye Rongrong said.

"It's just nonsense. The vegetables grown here are delicious, and what does it have to do with the substances that are harmful to the human body?"

Yang Chunjie said. Yang Chunjie understands that this must be a small gesture made by such small local officials. Seeing that other people's things are good, they like to step on them.

"I am very confident in the vegetables and fish I grow. After all, the vegetables in my family are not treated with pesticides and fertilizers, and the fish I raise also eat weeds. How could they contain substances that are harmful to the human body?" Ye Rongrong said.

"You want me to help you contact an authoritative agency to test the ingredients of your vegetables and fish." Yang Chunjie asked.

"Yes, I don't believe the report of the third-party testing agency found by the local department. I'm afraid that someone will do something." Yerong Yao said worriedly.

"You can send it to me, and I will help you to test the agricultural college of our school. The testing authority of the agricultural college of Zhejiang South University is very authoritative in China." Yang Chunjie said.

"Okay, I'll trouble Dean Yang." Ye Rongrong thanked.

"You're welcome, I have something to ask you, don't refuse it." Yang Chunjie said with a smile.

"President Yang, don't worry, if I can help, I will definitely be obliged." Yerong Yao said affirmatively.

This is a debt of favor, and it will be paid back sooner or later.

...

The next morning, Ye Rongyao arranged for Xiaosi'er to pack some vegetables and fish.

Hurry up and send it to Yang Chunjie, Dean of Zhejiang South University.

All these things are handed over to Dean Yang, and he will help him find the agricultural college of Zhejiang South University to help him test, so he doesn't have to worry about it himself.

It has to be said that this is the importance of personal connections.

If Ye Rongyao didn't know these social elites before he got the "lazy person system", Ye Rongyao didn't know who to look for and what to do about something like this.

And now, it's a phone call thing.

"Brother Glory, those villagers are blocking our door again."

As soon as Ye Rongyao woke up from a nap, Pan Chengchen said to Ye Rongyao.

"When did this happen?"

Ye Rongyao remembered that in the morning, no one blocked the gate of his own fence. Why was it so hot in the afternoon that these villagers came to block the gate of his own fence.

Don't be afraid of being exposed to the sun.

"They came here after lunch. This time they came prepared. They have set up a big awning in front of our fence." Liu Qingqing said.

It turned out that after lunch, Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen heard Xiao Mengmeng say that the villagers had set up an awning on the road to the gate of their fence, so they went to see it.

When Liu Qingqing and Pan Chengchen passed by, the big awning was covered.

"Cover the awning? I'll take a look."

Ye Rongrong said, and walked out of the yard.

"Qingqing, let's go over and see how Brother Glory deals with them." Pan Chengchen suggested.

"Um."

Liu Qingqing responded, and went out of the yard with Pan Chengchen.

To be honest, these villagers are besieging their doorsteps every day. Liu Qingqing is really a big head. If this matter is not resolved for a day, the family will not be able to calm down for a day.

...

"Hehe, now that this big awning is here, there is no need to be afraid of more birds in the sky." A villager said happily.

"Yeah, I don't know where so many birds came from yesterday, and they pooped on us. It's so strange," said a villager.

"It's very strange, maybe a flock of birds just flew by." A villager said naturally.

"I think it must have something to do with Ye Rongyao. You see that the animals in his house are so smart. There must be some way to make these birds listen to him." A villager said suspiciously.

"You're joking, Ye Rongyao can command so many birds, you think he's a bird god." A villager said in disbelief.

"Who knows, but I always think it has something to do with him."

The villager was still very skeptical. Otherwise, so many birds wouldn't fly on their heads to poop and pee for no reason.

"It doesn't matter if he has anything to do with Ye Rongyao, now that we build this big awning, we won't be afraid that he will call more birds."

Ye Tianren said. Yesterday, he was sprayed with bird droppings by so many birds. After Ye Tianren returned, he was a little scared.

After all, this thing is really weird, but if you can get the source of vegetable seeds from Ye Rongrong's house, then you can grow delicious vegetables, make a lot of money, and marry a young and beautiful wife.

The courage also increased immediately. This morning, after meeting with several villagers in the village, a few people went to the county to buy a large awning and put it up in front of Ye Rongrong's house. Yes, it can also block the sun.

"Yes, I think what Ye Rongyao can do to us now, Tianren, let's play mahjong?" said a villager.

"Play mahjong, five pieces." Ye Tianren said.

"So big?"

This villager was a little surprised. After all, in the countryside, except during the Chinese New Year, everyone would play 5 yuan or 10 yuan of cannabis.

"When we get the seed source of Ye Rongrong's family, we will all be rich in the future, and we still play mahjong for this dollar or two. It's not ashamed to lose." Ye Tianren said.

"Isn't this still available?" said a villager.

"Isn't that a matter of sooner or later?"

Ye Tianren said. Ye Tianren is very confident that these people are besieging Ye Rongrong's house every day, and Ye Rongrong will compromise and hand over the source of the seeds.

"Yes, we will all be rich in the future. It's boring to play mahjong for one or two yuan, so we only play five yuan."

...

When Ye Rongrong and the others came to the position of the fence, they clearly saw that a large awning was erected not far from the fence gate.

These annoying villagers are there to play mahjong and cards leisurely.

"It seems that these people are very laid-back, and treat me as a place for entertainment."

Ye Rongyao was really angry. The door of this house was besieged again and again, and the clay figurine would get angry, not to mention Ye Rongyao, a person with a bad temper.

Ye Rongyao rushed over to beat these people fiercely.

These people are so hateful, Ye Rongrong can't bear it anymore.

There is a saying called "I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore", Ye Rongrong felt that it was time for him to beat these hateful villagers.

"Husband, don't be angry, don't be impulsive."

Seeing Ye Rongrong's gloomy face and his fists clenched tightly, as if he was about to hit someone, Liu Qingqing quickly persuaded.

Although Liu Qingqing also hates these villagers who are besieging his house, his man really can't go out and beat these people. Many of these villagers are higher than their husbands, and some of them are related to their own family. of.

Although everyone has basically stopped walking, these people are still their own elders in terms of seniority, and they really beat up these elders. It's really not good to hear this.

"Brother Glory, did you notice that the number of people who came today is a lot less than the number of people who came yesterday, about one-third less. It seems that the bird shit battle is still effective, or we still use the bird shit battle."

Pan Chengchen was also worried that Ye Rongrong would go out to beat people, so he quickly suggested.

"There are indeed a lot of people missing."

Ye Rongyao, who had calmed down, also discovered this phenomenon.

It seems that yesterday's bird poop is still working, and some people are still afraid.

After all, inexplicably, so many birds flew from the sky to poop and pee on themselves. This is absolutely abnormal. Many people think that it is God's punishment for their greed.

Some people think that this matter has something to do with Ye Rongyao. They think that Ye Rongyao can call so many birds to poop and pee on everyone. This Ye Rongyao is too mysterious, and he can't afford to offend him.

In this way, the original greed was not very heavy, and even some villagers who were following the trend had retreated and dared not to block Ye Rongrong's door again.

And the people who are besieging Ye Rongrong's house now are all greedy people.

"Husband, don't beat anyone."

Liu Qingqing took Ye Rongyao's hand and shook his head.

Liu Qingqing didn't want his man to beat up so many villagers in the same village, for fear of getting into more trouble.

"Don't worry, your husband won't beat people." Ye Rongrong said.

Ye Rongrong felt that these people were really not worth doing by himself. He beat people by himself. Not only did he lose his reputation, but it was still ineffective. These people might take the opportunity to corrupt him.

At that time, it will be troublesome for the whole family to eat and drink at their own home.

It seems that his wife has seen it through. The remaining villagers do not have a good reputation in Taoyuan Village, they are all disgusting people.

If they do it themselves, nine times out of ten, they will corrupt their own home.

Pan Chengchen's words just now reminded Ye Rongyao a little.

The reason why these villagers dare to block their own door is because they rely on the crowd.

If it was just one or two people, Ye Rongyao believed that they would not dare to block his house even if they had the guts.

This may be the power of unity. As long as I destroy their unity with each other, these people will be scattered.

Thinking of this, Ye Yaoyao immediately had a solution.

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