The Local Lazy Man System

Ye Rongrong's house is outside the fence.

"What to do? These big guys are guarding the door, can't we get in?"

A villager looked at the "King Kong" guards at the gate of the fence with some fear. With these big guys around, who would dare to rush through the gate?

"What are you afraid of not letting us in? We're here, I don't believe that Ye Rongyao's family will never go out for a lifetime." Ye Tianren said.

"Will Ye Rongyao call the police?" a villager asked worriedly.

"Call the police, what are you afraid of, we didn't break the law, we are just here to watch the scenery, why can't we stay in our own place in the village? The place where we are standing now is not the land of Ye Rongrong's family, it is the collective of the village. Land, and fear of the police."

A villager who knew a little about the law said.

"Then we'll stay here. If Ye Rongyao doesn't hand over this kind of source for a day, he won't even think about going out." An old woman in the village said.

There are many people who are jealous of Ye Rongyao's family better than their own. In the past, everyone just wanted to borrow money from Ye Rongrong's family, but after all of them were rejected by Ye Rongrong, everyone had nothing to do with Ye Rongyao.

After all, the two of them are the ones who close the door and live their own lives. Everyone's gossip is ignored by the other couple, and it doesn't even reach their ears.

In addition, Ye Rongyao knew so many big people, and one person could easily subdue such a big wild boar, which made everyone a little afraid of Ye Rongyao.

Usually, everyone is very red-eyed. Ye Rongyao's family has a better life than himself, but they dare not offend Ye Rongyao, but this time is different. The vegetables grown by Ye Rongrong's family can sell for such a high price. For the villagers who are also farmers, Let them see the hope of making a fortune.

"People die for wealth, birds die for food", under the temptation of such great interests, these villagers who have always looked at Ye Glory's home better than themselves have begun to unite, and asking Ye Glory to hand over this will make everyone prosperous Choi vegetable seeds.

"Yes, everyone is watching to see who is more patient."

...

The villagers were talking.

However, everyone would not be so stupidly standing at the door, some people brought chairs from home to sit, some people found a few mahjong tables and everyone started playing mahjong.

very leisurely,

For the villagers, blocking Ye Rongrong's house is not a tiring job.

Some people are playing mahjong, some are playing cards, some are chatting, and there are even many people who are sleeping on their chairs.

Anyway, these villagers took the open space in front of Ye Rongrong's fence as a place for entertainment.

It's just that these villagers didn't notice that there were many birds flying above their heads.

"Is it raining?"

"what is this?"

A few villagers who were playing mahjong suddenly felt like they were hit by rain on their bodies and on their heads. Before the villagers could look at them, the mahjong table was already full of black things.

"It's bird shit."

A villager responded and shouted.

Why is there so much bird shit in the sky!

The villagers looked up to the sky one after another, only to see all kinds of birds flying on their heads, and they kept pooping down.

Almost all the villagers were hit by bird droppings, and the stench came from the sky.

"Where did so many birds come from?"

Ye Tianren said inexplicably. It's just that he didn't open his mouth. With this opening, the dense rain of bird droppings fell into his mouth.

"Wow..."

Ye Tianren quickly spit out the bird excrement in his mouth, but some of it was already stuck on his tongue, and he couldn't spit it out no matter how much he spit it out, and his mouth felt full of stench.

"Run!"

A villager couldn't take it anymore, his head and body were covered with bird droppings, which made the villager go crazy and ran away.

If he doesn't run, the villager suspects that he will be drowned by this smelly bird poop.

If one person ran away, naturally everyone would follow. At this time, who cares about squatting in front of Ye Rongrong's house, and if they don't run away, this bird shit will kill everyone.

Soon, there was not a single villager at the gate of Ye Rongrong's house, which was still very lively, and they all ran away.

Seeing that the villagers had all run away, the birds that had gathered in the air were scattered.

"Brother Glory, is this so?"

Pan Chengchen, who was hiding in Weng Tao's wooden house, was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Where does this fly so many birds and poop on these villagers who are stuck outside the fence, it's amazing.

"Husband, is this what you mean by a good show?"

At this time, Liu Qingqing also came back to his senses and asked his man.

As for the villagers who were sprayed with feces by birds, Liu Qingqing didn't feel sorry for them at all. They could shamelessly block their doorsteps and deserve to be sprayed with feces by birds.

"Yes, these people dare to block our house, so let's not be polite to them." Yerong Yao nodded and said.

"Brother Glory, you haven't told me yet, what's going on here, where did so many birds come from, and they poop on these villagers in such an organized way?"

Pan Chengchen looked at Ye Rongrong curiously again and asked. Now Pan Chengchen is really curious, where did his mysterious brother Glory come from to greet so many birds, and how did he get so many birds to listen to him.

"This is all due to 'Wenwen' and 'Yingying', these birds are called by them." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

It turned out that the way Ye Rongrong thought of was to let the birds spray the villagers with bird feces and let them evacuate.

To do this, of course, the two little guys "Wenwen" and "Yingying" are inseparable. Ye Rongyao entrusted this task to these two little guys.

"Wenwen" and "Yingying" began to gather their friends and sprayed bird droppings on the villagers outside the fence.

I don't know if they often eat insects in the vegetable fields grown by Ye glory's family, and they are also affected by the "high-grade nutrient solution of plants". These birds that often eat insects in Ye glory's fields are also smarter than ordinary birds. a lot of.

"Wenwen, Sakura."

Pan Chengchen was surprised. Pan Chengchen stayed at Ye Rongyao's house for so long. Of course, he knew that there were two wonderful birds in Ye Rongyao's house, a beautiful and colorful bird "Wenwen". Spiritual parrot "Sakura".

But what Pan Chengchen never expected was that the spectacular scene just now was actually dominated by these two little guys.

This is simply incredible.

These animals from Ye Rongrong's family are really going to go against the sky.

Pan Chengchen couldn't help thinking.

"Husband, do you think those villagers will still come?" Liu Qingqing asked.

"I guess so."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said. These days, many people are willing to sacrifice for money. The scene just now will only temporarily scare away these villagers. After a while, these villagers will come to block their houses again.

"Wealth and silk move people's hearts" is not so simple to say.

"Then, what to do then?"

Listening to those villagers still besieging their house, Liu Qingqing didn't know what to do. After all, he couldn't let these birds poop every day. In those cases, the villagers would not be smoked to death, and he would be disgusted to death.

You must know that Liu Qingqing has a cleanliness disorder.

"Don't worry, if they dare to come again, your man will have a way to deal with them." Ye Rongrong said.

"Brother Glory, what can I do? It won't be a bird pooping again. Don't do this. It stinks." Pan Chengchen said.

"Secret!"

Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

"Husband, what should I do in front of this place?"

Liu Qingqing frowned, looking at the open space in front of the fence where there were bird droppings, and said to Ye Rongyao.

"Weng Tao, Xiao Si'er, you guys have cleaned the ground in front of this fence this afternoon." Ye Rongrong, the hand-swinging shopkeeper, was the commander.

"Okay, boss."

Weng Tao replied that although there are many bird droppings on the road in front, if you use the tap to rinse, the bird droppings can be washed away quickly.

...

In the evening, the "Open Source Hotel", which was in operation, welcomed a group of uninvited guests.

"We are from the county food-drug-supervision and management department. We received a report that the vegetables used in your hotel contain substances that are particularly harmful to the human body. We now require you to immediately stop supplying these vegetables and store them for the test results."

A leader of the county's food-drug-supervision and management department rushed to the back kitchen of the "Open Source Hotel" with his staff, and directly sealed the vegetables placed in the back kitchen.

"Director Wang, are you mistaken? Our vegetables are green vegetables. We have never used any pesticides or fertilizers. Where do the harmful substances come from?"

When such a big thing happened in the back kitchen, Yang Hua, as the person in charge of the hotel, of course immediately came to the back kitchen of this hotel from the top office building.

"Whether there are harmful substances added, this depends on the test results of the relevant institutions, not what you and I say." Deputy Director Wang said.

In fact, Deputy Director Wang didn't want to come here. After all, the "Open Source Hotel" has a very strong background. Of course, if he can not offend, he can't offend.

It's just that this matter is not what he said, but the director's order, plus the red envelopes given by other hotels to this Deputy Director Wang, which made him excited, so he personally led the team to seal up the vegetables of the "Open Source Hotel".

"Director Wang, let's go upstairs to talk about something. It's not necessary to seal up these vegetables. The guests outside are still waiting."

Yang Hua said. What kind of report, Yang Hua knew with his ass, it must be his colleagues who sued his hotel.

As for the Deputy Director Wang, Yang Hua knew that he must have received a lot of benefits, otherwise he would not lead the team to investigate his hotel in person.

It's just that they kept the vegetables in the hotel from being used, which would have a great impact on the "Open Source Hotel".

You must know that many customers outside have ordered these vegetables in advance. If they are not served, these vegetables will be sealed, which is really difficult to explain.

In addition, the director Wang of the food-drug-supervision and management department said that the vegetables used in his hotel contain a substance that is harmful to the human body, which has a great impact on the Kaiyuan Hotel.

If it is not done well, the reputation of "Open Source Hotel" will fall to the ground.

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