The Local Lazy Man System

"Three hundred dollars, you send the beggars." Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

"Why, I still want us to share the spoils with you. Is it itchy? Look for a fight."

The thief-eyed Tong Zhiwei waved his fist threateningly and said, after all, this money was not brought by the wind, and it was all hard-earned money earned by "technical activities", how could it be possible to share the spoils with this outsider.

"No, no, I don't want to divide the spoils, I want it all, do you know? Brother once had a dream, that is, to fight swords in white clothes, to rage horses in fresh clothes, to walk the world, to fight for righteousness, to rob the rich and help the poor... I met today. When it comes to you two scumbags, there is no need to say, this uncle is going to prepare for the heaven, rob the rich and help the poor."

Ye Rongrong learned the dialogue he had seen in the previous novels and said to the two thieves. Ye Rongrong felt like he was acting now.

Ye Rongrong's crazy appearance made the two thieves look stupid.

"Is this guy a lunatic?" Chen Yun asked Tong Zhiwei beside him.

"Cao Nima, it doesn't matter if he is a lunatic! He knows what happened to us. If we call the police, we will definitely be arrested. Let's get him down first!" said the thief, Tong Zhiwei.

This kind of thief near the station usually has a guy in his hand, just in case, so while the two are talking, each of them takes out an extremely sharp dagger from their arms.

"go to hell!"

With a roar, Tong Zhiwei took the dagger and stabbed at Ye Rongrong fiercely.

However, the action is extremely amateur, and it is simply a layman who fights.

Ye Rongrong was extremely disappointed when he saw his actions. The thief's fighting skills were really not as good as the gangsters in the town.

"too slow!"

The daggers in their hands hadn't reached Ye Rongyao yet, but seeing Ye Rongyao suddenly sneered, a flying leg lifted up. Kick off the dagger in the thief's hand directly.

"boom"

With a bang, the dagger was kicked away! Then, Ye Guangyao directly missed their bodies. Quickly punching, the thief-eyed man hadn't seen clearly what was going on. There is a sharp pain in the nose

"Wow……"

hit the nose,

In an instant, in addition to the nosebleed, Tong Zhiwei felt sore eyes, couldn't help crying, and his head was dizzy. He fell directly to the ground, covering his face and screaming.

Chen Yun looked at his companion Tong Zhiwei. Ye Rongyao was knocked to the ground with just one punch, and he felt a little guilty in his heart.

Glancing at his companion on the ground, and then looking at Ye Rongyao who was eager to try, he knew that Chen Yun knew that he was not Ye Rongyao's opponent.

So, he turned around and didn't fight, but chose to run away. After all, being a thief has no sense of loyalty. Anyway, he is a "dead fellow. Don't die." The most important thing is that he is fine.

"Damn, you actually choose to run? So unscrupulous. You even came out to be a thief!"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help shaking his head when he saw that the thief was running away. These thieves are too bad. After giving this twice, they ran away.

The most speechless thing for Ye Rongyao was that he ran away in front of him. If he could escape in front of him, Ye Rongrong couldn't even be sorry that God gave him the "lazy system".

I saw Ye Rongyao bent down and picked up a stone from the ground.

Then, he glanced at the ankle part of the thief named Chen Yun.

Shake your wrist!

"Hey~~"

Stones are like bullets. Fly out from Ye Rongyao's hand.

"Bang~"

In an instant, the stone hit the ankle of the wretched man Chen Yun.

"Ouch~~"

Chen Yun was in pain. With a scream, he fell directly to the ground.

Chen Yun rolled around. I want to get up and run away. However, the pain in his foot made him run for a few steps, staggered, and hit the wall again.

This time, Chen Yun's face was even more like a soy sauce shop, full of blood. It looked so horrific!

Seeing that the two were honest, Ye Rongyao walked over slowly.

Ye Rongyao stood on the side and looked at the two thieves. One had a swollen nose like a pig's head, full of tears, and the other had his face slammed against the wall. His face was covered in blood at the moment, covering his face and screaming there.

Ye Rongrong couldn't bear to see the tragic state of these two people.

Ye Rongyao touched his chin, and said with some schadenfreude, "Well, originally, I didn't intend to beat you up so badly. It's because you are over yourselves, so you must beat them up. You must know that I am a good person, nickname. Living Buddha."

Hearing this, the two thieves immediately wanted to cry, big brother, just like you living as a bodhisattva, you are simply a demon in hell.

If I had known that the guy in front of me was so fierce, I shouldn't have resisted just now, handed over the stolen items, and ran to the police station to surrender. It's not like it is now, it really hurts...

"Okay, now I'm beating you up too, you guys hurry up and hand over all the things you stole to me! Otherwise, I'll beat you up again!"

Ye Rongrong walked over, looked down at the two thieves, and spoke fiercely. To deal with these petty thefts, Ye Rongrong felt that he didn't need to be polite.

After being beaten by Ye Rongyao, Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei understood that they were completely planted today.

It's just that the things they stole are worth a lot.

"What are your eyes wandering about? What the hell are you thinking! Hurry up and take out the things! Otherwise, I'm welcome!"

Saying that, Ye Rongyao kicked the thief-eyed Tong Zhiwei, who groaned, and then reluctantly took his bag out of his arms.

"And you?"

Ye Rongrong looked at another thief, Chen Yun, and sneered.

Chen Yun was even more reluctant to take out the stolen money. Today, Chen Yun thought that he would hit great luck and make a fortune. Who knew that when he met this evil star, now all the money was gone, and he still suffered. An injury, what is this called?

"Just what?"

Ye Rongrong asked a little unhappily. I made a cameo appearance today, and that's all, Ye Rongrong felt a little worthless.

"Master, hero, that's all there is to it."

The wretched man, Chen Yun, said that he has handed over all the money he stole today, and there is still money there.

"Not really anymore."

Ye Rongyao said coldly, that it was rare for him to make a move, so there was no way to kill himself with such a small amount of money.

The two thieves suddenly cried and said: "Brother, we did these two jobs today, and now the money is given to you, there is really no more..."

"But this amount of money is really not enough for my hands-on expenses." Ye Rongyao looked at the two thieves with some embarrassment and said.

"Big brother, uncle, we really don't have it anymore."

Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei said pleadingly, now that all their money has been emptied, there is still money to give to this demon, they were beaten so badly by him, they even asked for their own medical expenses without giving them two medical expenses. Hands-on fee, who is this?

"I really don't have it anymore, but how can I pay for it? Is it really not enough for my hands-on expenses?"

Ye Rongrong thought for a while, and soon his eyes lit up: "I heard that there are people who buy human organs in the city, and one organ comes for hundreds of thousands of dollars, why don't you sell two or three organs now, and don't have enough money? Don't worry, I'm a super doctor, even if you lack a few organs, you won't die."

"Big~~ Uncle, just spare us, we won't dare to be thieves anymore."

When Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei heard that Ye Rongrong wanted to sell their organs, they knelt on the ground and begged.

"What does it have to do with me when you're not a thief?"

"Big~~ brother, we really have no money."

Although it was the first month of the new year, the temperature at night was still very low, almost approaching zero, but the thieves Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei were still sweating.

"If you don't have money, you can sell organs."

Ye Rongrong continued to intimidate. Ye Rongrong felt that he couldn't speak well to these thieves, and he had to scare them so that they would never dare to be thieves again.

"Brother, we have money in the bank, but it's late at night, and the money in the bank can't be withdrawn."

The wretched man Chen Yun cried and said, encountering such a demon, he has really lost eight lives of bad luck.

"That's it, then you should call and sell organs now. I read in the book that this kind of shameful thing is done at night, and it's just right now."

Ye Rongyao tilted his head and said with a smile, but Ye Rongrong's laughter was like a devil in the eyes of the thieves Chen Yun and Tong Zhiwei.

"Brother, is this okay? We'll send the money to you in the morning, okay?" Chen Yun, a wretched man, begged.

"Not tomorrow, I'm going home tonight." Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

"Brother, why don't you tell us your bank card, and we'll go to the bank to transfer money to you tomorrow, brother, look at it like this, now we really don't have any money, even if we kill us, we won't be able to give you any money. ." Tong Zhiwei rolled his eyes and said to Ye Rongrong pleadingly.

"That's it, it's okay, but you don't have to send me the money, you can donate the money to the Hope Project."

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said. Although the "Lazy System" gave him the task of "black eat black", Ye Rongrong really didn't want the money.

After all, this money is shady money and illegal money, so Ye Rongyao will give the money to himself from the two thieves and donate all of it to the Hope Project. With this illegal money, he will help those in poor areas who are out of school. children.

"Thank you bro, thank you bro."

Tong Zhiwei and Chen Yun thanked them happily. They both thought about it in their hearts. They would buy a bus ticket and leave Rongyan City later, so that this demon-like man could not find them. Anyway, they could be thieves to support themselves wherever they went.

Anyway, for the two of them, being a thief is a business without capital, and they can only earn a living. As long as their "skills" are still there, they can easily make money wherever they go.

"Hehe, don't be too happy too soon. I don't believe what you said. Who knows if you will keep your promise after you leave."

Ye Rongyao said, Ye Rongrong is not stupid, if the two thieves are just let go, they will be hells in the future. (To be continued.)