The Local Lazy Man System

"Husband, look we grabbed a lot of candy."

Liu Qingqing excitedly took the candy in his hand out of his man and looked at it, which meant taking credit.

"Brother Glory, I also have a lot of candy."

Ye Shuting and Ma Lin also handed the candy in their hands to Ye Rongrong with excited faces. After all, except for Liu Qingqing, who is 20 years old this year, Ma Lin and Ye Shuting are both girls under 20 years old. In fact, they have nothing to do with children. In the same way, in rural terms, they are now big children.

"Yes, yes, these candies are lucky candies, everyone will be lucky this year after eating them." Ye Yaoyao also said happily looking at the excited three girls.

"Husband, eat candy."

Liu Qingqing opened a piece of candy and handed it to Ye Rongyao's mouth.

"Delicious and sweet."

Ye Rongyao took a bite. It was milk candy, and it tasted very good. When Ye Rongyao was young, this kind of candy was only reluctant to buy during the Chinese New Year. Usually, it was reluctant to buy it. At that time, this kind of milk candy was a bit expensive.

"Brother Glory, you don't know, it was interesting to grab candy just now, so much fun."

Ma Lin looked at Ye Rongrong and said happily. Ma Lin thinks that it is very interesting to spend the New Year in the countryside. Even watching a play is so interesting, much more interesting than the plays in the theaters in the city.

"Okay, everyone sit down and watch the play, the main play is about to start." Ye Rongrong said.

"What is the main play?" Liu Qingqing asked.

"This year is the Year of the Monkey, and the show is a monkey show. The first show is Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace." Ye Rongyao said after looking at the electronic screens on both sides of the stage.

Now that technology has developed, the equipment of this troupe has also been updated. Ye Rongrong watched the play when he was a child, but those who did not have such an electronic display screen used a small blackboard to write the plays and hung them on both sides of the stage, with poor eyesight. good person. Far away, I really can't see clearly, especially at night, even under lights. You may not be able to see clearly if you are close.

Where is it like the electronic display screen in use now, the big red characters are very clear to read, and the microphones are much more advanced now, and the voice sounds very clear. It didn't work before. If it was noisier, I couldn't hear what the people on the stage were singing, and the voice was still messy.

Soon a loud thud sounded,

Monkey Sun came out with a group of monkeys, Monkey Sun. It was said to be a gang, but in fact there were only six monkeys. After all, the theater stage is so big, and it is impossible to have a large army of three or five people. It can represent thousands of troops and horses. To explain with the current words, this is abstract art.

But the music is good, and it reminds me of being on a battlefield. The three daughters of Liu Qingqing next to Ye Rongyao were fascinated.

But to be honest, Ye Rongyao guessed that they, like himself, couldn't understand what Sun Monkey on the stage was singing, but now that technology has developed, there are subtitles on the electronic displays on both sides of the stage, which can't be heard. Understand. Subtitles are completely available.

...

"Husband, wake up."

Seeing that Ye Rongyao, who was sitting beside him, was actually asleep, Liu Qingqing couldn't help but wake him up.

"Well, the play is over?"

Ye Rongrong opened his eyes. Some asked vaguely. It was this Peking Opera that really made Ye Rongyao feel drowsy, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep unexpectedly.

"not yet."

Liu Qingqing said. When it comes to sleeping, Liu Qingqing really admires his man, under what circumstances. He can fall asleep.

"Oh, it's really not over yet." Ye Rongrong looked on the stage, and Sun Monkey was still jumping around on the stage.

"Brother Glory, you are so amazing that you can even fall asleep." Ma Lin looked at Ye Rongyao with admiration and said.

"Haha, it's nothing, just practice more." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Hahaha, Brother Glory, this is the first time I've heard someone say that it takes practice to sleep." Ma Lin said with a big laugh.

"Sleeping is also a knowledge, so don't underestimate it." Ye Rongyao said with a serious face.

"Sleeping is also a kind of learning?"

Liu Qingqing looked at his man in surprise and asked. After all, Liu Qingqing grew up so big, and this is the first time I heard that sleeping is a kind of knowledge.

"Of course, you must know that for human beings, sleep is as important as food and water, and it is an indispensable physiological phenomenon for human beings. In a person's life, sleep accounts for nearly 1/3 of the time. The quality of the product is closely related to the health of the human body, of course, it is a question from a university." Ye Rongrong explained.

"What kind of knowledge do you have? Brother Glory, can you tell me?" Ma Lin asked curiously.

"What's important about this sleep is that you sleep until you wake up naturally, otherwise you will lose your life, so it's best for everyone not to deliberately interrupt their sleep."

"Brother Glory, aren't you looking for a reason to sleep in for yourself?"

Ye Shuting looked at Ye Rongrong with a smile and said. There are four people here, but Brother Glory basically sleeps until he wakes up naturally every day, and basically only wakes up after nine o'clock in the morning.

"This is science, understand?"

Ye Rongyao rolled his eyes and Ye Shuting said. Do you need a reason to sleep late? Sleeping in by yourself has always been fair and upright, and there is no need to find an excuse at all. Who in the village does not know that he is a lazy person who loves to sleep in.

"Brother Glory, what's the knowledge of sleeping? You haven't said it yet?" Ma Lin said.

"The first thing to do when sleeping is to talk about the posture of sleeping, which is also very important. The best way to sleep is to sleep like a bow and lie on the right side with a light burden. This 'sleeping like a bow' can properly reduce the impact of the earth's center on the human body. The force. Since the human heart is mostly on the left side of the body, lying on the right side can reduce the pressure on the heart.”

"And when you go to bed, you can't sleep with your watch on, you can't sleep with your dentures on, you can't wear glasses, and don't keep your mobile phone by your side..."

Ye Rongyao told the three girls about the importance of sleep, and of course, he also told the three girls about the possible consequences. After all, he had "basic medical skills", and Ye Rongrong was still very clear about these basic knowledge.

"So much attention, it seems that sleeping is also a learning!"

Marlene said in surprise. Ma Lin didn't expect Ye Rongyao to sleep on this, and said so much health knowledge.

"Oops, I usually keep my phone by my side when I sleep," Ye Shuting said.

"It's alright, the radiation from the mobile phone is not very large. Be careful in the future. When you sleep, just put the mobile phone away."

Ye Rongrong said. If the radiation of mobile phones is very strong, who would dare to use mobile phones, but genuine mobile phones have much less radiation than pirated mobile phones.

...

"The play is over, let's go back."

About half an hour later, the performance of "Monkey King's Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" on the stage was over, and everyone started to leave. Ye Rongyao also stood up and said to the three girls beside him.

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I'm sorry, I invited guests at home today, I drank too much, and went out to drink at night. It was even later, but it was still updated in the early morning. This is the only gentleness left for the elders.

Here, Otaku would like to thank all those who support Otaku. During the Chinese New Year, there will be a lot of things, please forgive me, and thank you very much for your support. (To be continued.)