The Local Lazy Man System

"I congratulate you for making a fortune, I congratulate you for being wonderful, the best ones please come here and the bad ones please go away, please don't blame many people, I wish the girls all over the world to marry a good boy, and the two small mouths will always be together..."

At this time, Ye Rongyao's cell phone rang. This Apple 6S phone is much stronger than Ye Rongyao's original broken cell phone, and the music of this ringtone sounds a lot more exciting.

Ye Rongyao picked up the phone and saw that it was Liu Yifei's call, and immediately pressed the answer button, "Happy New Year!"

Ye Rongrong said "Happy New Year" first. After all, it's the New Year. The first sentence is "Happy New Year", which is very auspicious.

"Happy New Year."

Liu Yifei said. When the New Year arrived in the early morning, Liu Yifei sent Ye Rongyao a New Year's greeting text message, but Ye Rongrong glanced at it and didn't reply.

Last night, Ye Rongyao also received a lot of New Year's greetings text messages. Ye Rongyao also looked at them and did not reply. They were basically popular New Year's greeting messages on the Internet. Not many people knew Ye Rongyao's mobile phone number, that is, ten. There are only a few people, but in the text messages of these dozen people, there are four or five of the same.

This is all copied, and now the New Year’s greetings texts are all copied by you, and I copied yours. There are often crosses between each other. The most ridiculous thing is that when some people copy, even the name of the blessing person below do not change.

"Why are you celebrating the New Year at home this year, or in Yangping County?" Ye Rongrong asked.

"Celebrate at home in Rongyan City, isn't this the first day of the new year, I'll give you a call to say goodbye," said Liu Yifei.

"Thank you, I also say hello to you, and I wish you a prosperous official luck." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Don't say that the official luck is coming, it's annoying to death during the New Year." Liu Yifei said very depressed.

"Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wuji, on the first day of the new year, you can't say these two words."

Ye Rongrong said quickly. Rural People's New Year's Day is very particular about talking to each other. It is taboo to say unlucky words. In Liu Yifei's words just now, there are two very unlucky words, "annoyance" and "death".

In addition to the New Year, can not say unlucky words. I can't go to other people's houses to collect debts. If anyone goes to collect debts on the first day of the new year, they will be beaten.

"Haha, I'm twenty-nine years old, and I'm still a child." Liu Qingqing said with a smile.

"Smile more in the new year.

will be more and more beautiful. "Ye Rongrong said.

"Talking to you makes me feel better." Liu Yifei said.

"What's the matter? What's wrong with the Chinese New Year?"

Ye Rongrong said suspiciously. After all, I am fairly familiar with this Liu Yifei, and they are interesting enough. When I entered the police station last time, I came to pick me up on purpose. This friendship, Ye Rongyao has always kept in my heart.

"What else is there? I'm being forced by my family to go on a blind date every day. I can't live in peace on the first day of the new year, and I have to go on a blind date. It makes me seem like I can't get married." Liu Yifei said depressedly.

"I understand that, I understand."

Ye Rongrong said. After all, in the countryside, it is common to have a blind date at the end of the year, especially for men and women of a certain age, the family is more anxious than them. Generally, during the Chinese New Year, several blind dates are arranged for their children. Which one do you prefer? , get engaged immediately.

Like Liu Yifei, a 29-year-old girl, if she hasn't married yet in the countryside. It's okay, it was a group of men, women and children in the family to find a blind date for her, and to ensure that the girl in her family must marry before the age of 30.

You must know that once a girl reaches the age of 30, she has not married yet. There will be a lot of gossip in the countryside, and it will be difficult to find a better in-laws in the future.

"You understand shit."

Liu Yifei said very unhappily. You must know that people who are in the position of Liu Yifei rarely speak foul language, especially Liu Yifei is a beautiful woman, but those are outsiders, I don't know why Liu Yifei feels that she is talking to this Ye Rongrong. It's more casual, there's no scruples at all.

Maybe this is the male best friend that others often say, Liu Yifei thought to herself. As for himself falling in love with this Ye Rongyao, maybe he married this Ye Rongrong.

Liu Yifei had never thought that, after all, Ye Rongrong was already a man with a wife, not to mention that her family would not agree to marry a farmer.

So Ye Rongyao had already been excluded by Liu Yifei as her husband's candidate. After all, Yifei is not a sensible little girl who desperately pursues a person.

Therefore, Liu Yifei positioned Ye Rongyao as a good girlfriend, a kind of male girlfriend. Liu Yifei doesn't have many friends, and this male best friend is also Ye Rongyao, so on the first day of the new year, when she was in a bad mood, she couldn't help calling Ye Rongyao to complain.

"Hehe, why is the blind date unsatisfactory." Ye Rongrong didn't mind Liu Yifei's foul language, and asked with a smile.

You must know that there are many women who like to swear. This Liu Yifei is just a little more beautiful, and she is an official. After all, she is also a woman, and it is normal to swear occasionally.

"If I'm satisfied, I won't be so depressed. They're all playboys and they're annoying to look at. Occasionally, there are a few who are somewhat capable. Either they are ugly, or they have a big belly and look like a pregnant woman. It's all uncomfortable." Liu Yifei complained.

Liu Yifei couldn't say these words to her family, nor to her good girlfriends. After all, girls' mouths are the most unreliable these days. If they spread what they said, everyone would be in this circle. How embarrassing and easy to offend people.

So after looking for it for a long time, Ye Rongyao was someone who could talk to him. After all, he and Ye Rongyao lived in two different circles. Even if he spoke his words out, he wouldn't be able to spread it to his own circle.

"Actually, I think the men who have a blind date with you are more depressed than you. I sympathize with them." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"What do you mean? You still sympathize with them, which side are you on?" Liu Yifei said dissatisfiedly.

"Haha, because I have also had a blind date, and I was disliked by girls. No girl fell in love with me. I deeply understand that kind of depression." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

It turned out that before Ye Rongyao met Liu Qingqing, the family often gave him a blind date, but those girls disliked Ye Rongyao's laziness and his poor family, so they didn't like Ye Rongyao. (To be continued.)