The Local Lazy Man System

"I don't even have a job yet. I'm still a child. Of course, I also need to make money for the New Year." Ye Shuting said.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I didn't prepare the New Year's money for you." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Hmph, cheapskate, eat chicken legs."

Ye Shuting looked dissatisfied, put a piece of chicken thigh in Ye Rongyao's bowl, and said.

"Haha, it's good to have chicken legs." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Honor, come, let's drink. We usually drink at your house. Today, I'm at my house, so why don't you get drunk." The old village chief picked up a glass of white wine and went to work with Ye Rongyao.

"Old village chief, you are trying to get me drunk." Ye Rongrong smiled and had a drink with the old village chief.

After the Chinese New Year, it is all about eating, drinking, and eating. From the 28th of the twelfth lunar month until the tenth of the first lunar month, it can be said that you are tired of eating.

After all, in rural areas, basically everyone has the same dishes. It can be said that they eat the same dishes every day, during the day and at night, until you see the dishes on the wine table, and there is no taste.

If you have a lot of relatives, it is not uncommon to have three or five banquets a day. Even during Chinese New Year every year, it is not uncommon for some people to drink to the hospital.

"Glory, it's not the first time for us to drink alcohol. Your alcohol capacity is not worse than mine. Whoever drank it down, let's compete today." The old village chief said with a smile.

...

"Husband, are you alright?"

Liu Qingqing helped his man out of the old village chief's house and asked worriedly. After all, my man and the old village chief's family drank at least three kilograms of this liquor. Liu Qingqing felt sorry for his man.

"You think your man is drunk, right?" Ye Rongrong said to his wife with a smile.

"Husband, are you drunk?"

Seeing that his man was not at all drunk when he came out of the old village chief's house, Liu Qingqing couldn't help asking suspiciously.

"Of course I'm not drunk. If you think your man is drunk with three catties of liquor, it's too small to look down on your man."

Ye Rongrong said while holding his wife's body.

At night, the mountain wind blows, and it is a little cold. Ye Rongrong wanted to use his body temperature to warm his wife.

"But you looked like you were drunk just now. You're not pretending to be drunk." Liu Qingqing came back to her senses and asked in surprise.

"What do you think, if I don't pretend to be drunk, I will drink this wine endlessly. When can we go home?" Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Hehe, husband, you are still smart, and I will give you a reward."

Liu Qingqing kissed Ye Rongyao's face. said happily. Seriously, in such a cold day, Liu Qingqing wanted to go home for a long time, but the old village chief kept pulling his man to drink, so Liu Qingqing couldn't open his mouth to bring it home.

Fortunately, his man was smart and pretended to be drunk, otherwise the banquet would have been drunk until midnight.

"Of course, don't look at the fact that your man just graduated from junior high school. He has more brains than many college students." Ye Rongyao said complacently.

"I know, husband, you are the best." Liu Qingqing said with certainty.

A gust of cold wind blows. Ye Rongrong felt cold on his face, "Wife, are you cold?"

"Hmm. Kind of."

In this winter, the foot of the mountain is really cold, so cold that Liu Qingqing couldn't help shivering.

"Wife, come up, I'll carry you." Ye Rongrong squatted down and said to his woman.

"Um."

Liu Qingqing lay happily on his man's back. At this moment, Liu Qingqing felt that she was the happiest woman in the world.

"I'm going home with my daughter-in-law."

Ye Rongyao happily carried Liu Qingqing to the direction of home.

...

"Brother Glory, it's ten o'clock, you are still sleeping late." Ye Glory slept soundly in the room. Ye Shuting and Ma Lin were woken up by Ye Shuting and Ma Lin who broke into the house.

"It's not like I drank too much at your house yesterday." Ye Rongrong said.

This time, Ye Rongrong felt a headache in his head. It seems that although I drink well. I won't get drunk, but if I drink too much, I will still have some headaches.

Also, the white wine that rural people drink is only a few dozen yuan a bottle, which is not very good wine. If you drink too much, it is easy to get overwhelmed. Generally, you will have a headache when you get up from sleep.

"You deserve it. Who asked you to drink so much alcohol? I feel distressed. I made you look at me several times, but you ignored me and kept drinking. Now I know I have a headache." Ye Shuting touched it with some distress. He touched Ye Rongrong's head and said.

"I don't have a cold, why are you touching my head?" Ye Rongyao said speechlessly.

"Aren't I afraid that you catch a cold? By the way, I gave you a look last night, why did you ignore me?" Ye Shuting looked at Ye Rongrong and asked.

"It turns out that you gave me eyes, I thought your eyes were uncomfortable." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"I hate it, why don't you have a sense of tacit understanding?" Ye Shuting said depressedly.

"Two beauties, do you want to go out?" Ye Rongrong said to Ye Shuting and Ma Lin.

"what?"

Ye Shuting was not in a good mood, and was not bothered by Ye Rongrong's disagreement with herself.

"I want to change my clothes when I'm young. Men and women can't accept each other, so why don't you two avoid it?" Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"It's not like you haven't seen the things on your men, why are you so mysterious?" Ma Lin rolled her eyes at Ye Rongrong and said.

"It seems that you have countless reading men?" Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Who, who has read countless men, it's not the current Internet. As soon as you open a netizen, you will run out of those pages, and you can't even read it." Ma Lin immediately explained.

"Oh, it seems that I think too much."

"It's just that you think too much." Marlene said.

"Those two beauties, do you want to avoid them? If you don't avoid them, I'll come out of the quilt. I'm not wearing anything." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"In such a cold day, you don't wear pajamas when you sleep?" Ma Lin asked in surprise.

"When you have a husband, you will know why you don't wear clothes at night." Ye Rongrong looked at Ma Lin with a smirk and said.

"What's the meaning?"

Ma Lin couldn't react for a while, and asked suspiciously.

"Linlin is gone, don't ask."

Ye Shuting understood the meaning of Ye Rongyao's words, and immediately pulled Ma Lin out of the room with a blushing face. Brother Rongyao was so bad, why did he say anything.

"But I still don't understand what Brother Glory means, what do you mean when I have a husband?" Ma Lin was still thinking about getting to the bottom of it.

"Don't talk about it, when you have a husband, what are you doing in bed, don't you understand?" Ye Shuting pulled Ma Lin out of the room and looked at Ma Lin with a bit of depression.

"Ah... Brother Glory, he is too bad to make fun of me like this."

Ma Lin was so touched by Ye Shuting, she immediately understood the meaning of Ye Rongrong's words, and immediately said with a bit of blush. (To be continued.)