The Local Lazy Man System

"Oh, I seem to have forgotten to buy it."

Ye Rongrong said. When I went to the market the other day, I forgot to buy Spring Festival couplets.

During Chinese New Year, Chinese people have the habit of pasting couplets, which is a traditional Chinese New Year custom.

At the beginning of the Chinese New Year, the Spring Festival is approaching, the first thing is to paste door gods and couplets. On the 30th (or 29th) of the Chinese New Year, every household would go to the street to buy Spring Festival couplets, and those who were accommodating themselves would spread paper and splash ink to paint spring, decorating the doors inside and outside of the house. It entrusts the Chinese people with a good wish of warding off evil spirits and eliminating disasters, welcoming auspiciousness and blessings.

The level of the couplets posted often reflects the master's knowledge. But now, couplets are also produced in batches. Although the language is the same, the exquisite workmanship can make up for the shortcomings.

One thing I want to say, whether you are writing Spring Festival couplets yourself or buying Spring Festival couplets, don’t stick them in the wrong place, and stick the upper and lower couplets upside down. It’s not a matter of good luck or bad luck. culture.

In ancient times, the couplet was written from right to left, so the upper couplet was on the right side of the door. Now, due to the habit of writing from left to right, there are also those who paste the upper page on the left side of the door.

Where should it be posted? This depends on the writing of the horizontal batch. If the horizontal batch is written from right to left, the upper row should be pasted on the right, and the reverse upper row should be pasted on the left.

In addition, in addition to the requirements such as antithesis, couplets should generally be flat on the top and flat on the bottom, that is, the tone of the ending words of the first couplet should fall on the upper tone and the tone off, and the tone of the ending words of the second couplet should fall on the flat tone.

"Then what should we do? Are we going to buy couplets now? Or should we ask the old village chief to help us write them?"

Liu Qingqing looked at his man and asked. If Ye Shuting hadn't said it, Liu Qingqing would have forgotten to post the Spring Festival couplets.

"What kind of couplets should I buy? You don't need to bother the old village chief. Your man can also write couplets." Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

Calligraphy and painting are never far from home. Ye Rongyao's painting skills are now at the divine level. Although the level of calligraphy is much worse, there is still a master level.

Writing a Spring Festival couplet is not a piece of cake. Why do I need to ask others for help? I am a multi-talented farmer now.

"Brother Glory, can you write Spring Festival couplets?"

Ye Xiaojuan asked in surprise. After all, very few young people today can write Spring Festival couplets. In the past, the old village chief would write Spring Festival couplets in the entire Taoyuan Village. Every year, the villagers would go to the village committee to ask the old village chief to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets for their homes.

"of course,

There are so many things in your Glory Brother Club! "Ye Rongrong said complacently.

"Bragging cows."

Marlene said in disbelief. Ma Lin heard Ye Shuting say that this Glory brother is just a farmer who has not graduated from junior high school. He used to be a lazy person from Taoyuan Village.

Although his cooking skills are very good, he is also very good at fighting, and it is estimated that he can also martial arts, but this does not mean that he is highly literate, in today's words. Ye Rongrong was just a "rough guy", so Ma Lin didn't believe that he could write Spring Festival couplets.

You must know that to write Spring Festival couplets well, you must have a certain calligraphy skills. Some young people today know how to calligraphy with calligraphy.

"Why don't you believe me? Let me tell you, a dean of your Southern Zhejiang University invited me to be an associate professor in your college. I'm still thinking about it. It's really trivial for me to write Spring Festival couplets."

Seeing that Ma Lin dared to underestimate herself. Ye Rongyao said a little unhappily. Speaking of the last time Ma Xudong, the vice dean of Zhejiang University School of Medicine, invited him to be a visiting professor, although he didn't know what the result would be, it didn't prevent Ye Rongyao from bragging about it.

After all, as a big man, being questioned by a girl, especially a beautiful girl, in front of three other beautiful girls has hurt Ye Rongyao's self-esteem.

You must know that Ye Rongyao is a very masculine person.

"Brother Glory, are you kidding me? You said you were going to come to our school to be an associate professor?"

Ye Shuting stared at Ye Rongrong with wide eyes and asked. In fact, this matter surprised Ye Shuting too much. You must know that the professors are all very literate people. My brother Glory is a farmer who has not graduated from junior high school. How could he be an associate professor at a key university like Zhejiang South University?

"I didn't say it, I'm still thinking about it." Ye Rongrong said lightly with a look of disdain to be an associate professor.

"Brother Glory. You pretend to be so forceful, but it's a bit over the top."

Ma Lin was beaten to death and did not believe Ye Rongrong's words. How could he be an associate professor of Zhejiang University, a farmer.

Is it because of his high cooking skills that he was invited to teach cooking in the past? There are no culinary arts colleges or martial arts colleges from Zhejiang South University.

"Hey. No one believes the truth these days." Ye Rongrong said helplessly.

"Brother Glory, if you can be an associate professor of our school, I can become a professor of our school." Ma Lin said, anyway, Ma Lin just doesn't believe that Ye Rongyao can be the deputy dean of her own college.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it. Sooner or later, you will be surprised, Tingting, go to the village committee and get some red paper for writing couplets. Today, Brother Glory, I want to show you a hand, let you see, master-level calligraphy "Ye Rongrong said.

"Well, I'll go get it."

Ye Shuting immediately led the order to go to the village committee to get the red paper. The Spring Festival couplets represented prosperity and festivity, so red paper had to be used.

This is also related to the customs of the Chinese people. Red is a bright color, symbolizing joy.

Since ancient times, during festivals and weddings, from lanterns, costumes, and decorations, the bright red color is used to reflect the abundance of happy events. It not only expresses congratulations to the festival, but also the joy of the heart. radiate out.

This auspicious red color also conveys a long-lasting festive atmosphere.

Taohong sees another year of spring, and what comes along is that in spring, the flowers are red and willows are green, and the scenery is colorful. Therefore, among the ancient poets and writers, "red" is often the favorite of poets, and "red" is brought into full play.

In Huaxia, red also has the function of expelling evil. For example, in ancient China, the walls of many palaces and temples were red, and officials, official residences, and clothing were mostly red, the so-called "red gate" and "red clothing".

In Chinese traditional culture, the color corresponding to fire in the Five Elements is red, and the Li Gua in gossip also symbolizes red.

Red has various meanings in the hearts of Chinese people. People love red, but they are also afraid of red. Red is also the last warning line in people's hearts.

Today's society is full of feasts and red dust, who is not trapped by the temptation of fame, wealth and wealth?

The red lights at the intersection are even more dazzling, and the "knowing and stopping" must be observed at any time to ensure safety.

When dealing with people, if something goes against conscience and morality, you can immediately light up a red light in your heart, and stop at the moment, you can avoid endless disasters.

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The weather is getting colder, the hands of the otaku are frozen, and the coding speed can't be improved, so today's third and fourth updates will not be ahead of schedule, everyone should get up tomorrow morning and read it again, the otaku finishes writing the first Chapter 4 is estimated to be after two in the morning. (To be continued.)